I will start.
Are you real, Jesus?
is there a life after death
The reason I am lonely is because my attitude?
does hell exist
Where da lube?
jesus you are handsome... never thought this would work.. are we all going to heaven?
Fap tonight?
ok forgot to ask does heaven exist then?
>>674682113
come on, don't be a dick, Jesus
will i have a nice after life
Should i quit smokeing?
Hopes with B?
Am I a faggot?
will i find a nice gf one day?
L V?
>>674681701
Fuck off, Jesus, you lied to me last time.
>>674681701
Holy Memes the answers are legit.
Will Donald Trump be President?
>>674682370
do it klol
S?
So...will it?
>>674682477
dubs confirmed for never
so hillary will be president?
Are you cross with us?
>>674681701
So Trump is going to be our GOD EMPEROR?
>>674681701
Will I ever be happy or successful?
Will I get trips jesus
since you are obviously the real jesus
tell me should i accept to work at this job or turn off the offer?
>>674681701
>>674682477
>>674682606
really legit answers
>>674681701
will i ever get laid
>>674681701
Ron Paul?
am i gonna get that nut tomorrow?
>>674681701
Should i end it
will i make it pass 30?
>>674682606
Looks like Hillary it is!
So...will it be soon?
should i become christian
an i cock
>>674681701
So, the Establishment will make Hillary Clinton President, and Ron Paul will start his own army to...?
Jesus, are u a faggot?
>>674681701
will I an hero tommorow
Can you give a straight up answer? I want it so bad.
>>674681701
Will Hillary Pass an AWB?
so i should remain atheist,
if no i will understand that i need to be open minded.
Does she like me?
is the world going to end tomorrow
Can i have it tonight? You know how much i'll appreciate it.
Is op a faggot
>>674681701
does anissa like me
can you just confirm me one last time.
Will i go to heaven when I die?
Am I white?
>>674681701
will i get the job at wallmart?
>>674683249
So is that a no?
You know i'm not bullshitting you, i need it to be truly happy..
Does my life have purpose
>>674683405
you told me i would go to heaven
then you tell me never
are you trolling us Jesus?
>>674681701
Will I ever recover
>>674683348
b-but i like her
>>674681701
Is Mohammad Legit?
Columbine
Jesus, can i have a bigger penis?
>>674683512
so im going to hell?
Alright, am I Irish then?
>>674683533
That answer seems sadly familiar
>>674683512
He said he's never going to confirm it for you.
Is marijuana sinful?
>>674683611
i need confirmation im really going to hell?
>>674681701
will the sheriff's department hire me?
>>674683348
can i get her?
>>674683533
Can I get a straight answer
Should i talk to her?
Just fucking tell me what my nationality is, Jesus fucking Christ.
Will anyone ever love me romantically?
>>674683721
Ha!
>>674683721
I see what you did there answer the first question
Will my ex be my girlfriend again?
Will I ever be happy again ?
Should I an hero
>>674683749
JUST FUCKING TELL ME IF I AM IRISH OR NOT
Shit i forgot you told me hell doesnt exist so i guess im not going.
So will i fuck a girl at my new job?
Wannd do some butt stuff with me?
>>674681701
Is this actually a trick by SHAYTAN to prevent, Donald Trump from inshallah becoming President of the United States?
>>674683888
Trips with a fine answer too
>>674681701
Will I get into the undergrad program my lord?
Jesus will my relationship last forever?
will i have sex with jessica alba
>>674681701
should I go to sleep?
>>674681701
Will I ascend to Godhood, and usurp your throne?
>>674684040
Will I be successful in getting into the program I want?
>>674681701
Will I ever succeed?
am i a loser
>>674683888
Trips saying you deserve better. JESUS LEGIT TELLING YOU NO!
Will I find a job in 6 months?
>>674684140
THE UNDERGRAD MOTHERFUCKER. WILL I MAKE IT
Am i gay for experimenting with trans hookers?
will i fuck a girl over the course of the next year
should I just end it
>>674681701
Will I find a job after I graduate?
>>674684316
who?
>>674684356
thanks jesus
>>674681701
Will i be the best musician that has ever lived?
>>674681701
Was the moon-landing faked?
>>674684397
damn you are rude jesus, who am i going to fuck over the next year?
>>674684365
No job, and you say Trump is never president... is there hope for me?
will I get dubs in this thread?
Does i have a chance with her?
Will i get laid today?
Is she coming back to me?
>>674684565
brutal
Are you my bitch?
>>674681701
Will I find love?
>>674684595
also brutal
>>674684495
dont take this image under consideration i made it in 0.2 seconds and posted it.. there is hope for everyone, right jesus?
you see.
She's the one?
IS FARTING A SIN?!?!?
>>674684582
Tommorow?
This is legit.
Should I stop wasting my life away?
>>674684682
LMAO
so jesus should i fap