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I will start. Are you real, Jesus?
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I will start.

Are you real, Jesus?
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is there a life after death
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The reason I am lonely is because my attitude?
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does hell exist
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Where da lube?
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jesus you are handsome... never thought this would work.. are we all going to heaven?
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Fap tonight?
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ok forgot to ask does heaven exist then?
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>>674682113
come on, don't be a dick, Jesus
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will i have a nice after life
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Should i quit smokeing?
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Hopes with B?
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Am I a faggot?
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will i find a nice gf one day?
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L V?
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>>674682113
>>674682181
Kek
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>>674681701
Fuck off, Jesus, you lied to me last time.
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>>674681701
Holy Memes the answers are legit.

Will Donald Trump be President?
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>>674682370
do it klol
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S?
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So...will it?
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>>674682477
dubs confirmed for never
so hillary will be president?
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>>674681945
>>674681945
>>674681945
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Are you cross with us?
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>>674681701
So Trump is going to be our GOD EMPEROR?
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>>674681701
Will I ever be happy or successful?
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Will I get trips jesus
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since you are obviously the real jesus
tell me should i accept to work at this job or turn off the offer?
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>>674681701
>>674682477
>>674682606
really legit answers

>>674681701
will i ever get laid
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>>674681701
Ron Paul?
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am i gonna get that nut tomorrow?
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>>674681701
Should i end it
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will i make it pass 30?
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>>674682606
Looks like Hillary it is!
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So...will it be soon?
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should i become christian
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an i cock
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>>674681701
So, the Establishment will make Hillary Clinton President, and Ron Paul will start his own army to...?
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Jesus, are u a faggot?
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>>674681701
will I an hero tommorow
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Can you give a straight up answer? I want it so bad.
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>>674681701
Will Hillary Pass an AWB?
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so i should remain atheist,
if no i will understand that i need to be open minded.
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Does she like me?
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is the world going to end tomorrow
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Can i have it tonight? You know how much i'll appreciate it.
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Is op a faggot
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>>674681701
does anissa like me
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can you just confirm me one last time.
Will i go to heaven when I die?
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Am I white?
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>>674681701
will i get the job at wallmart?
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>>674683249
So is that a no?
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You know i'm not bullshitting you, i need it to be truly happy..
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Does my life have purpose
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>>674683405
you told me i would go to heaven
then you tell me never

are you trolling us Jesus?
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>>674681701
Will I ever recover
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>>674683348
b-but i like her
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>>674681701
Is Mohammad Legit?
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Columbine
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Jesus, can i have a bigger penis?
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>>674683512
so im going to hell?
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Alright, am I Irish then?
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>>674683533
That answer seems sadly familiar
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>>674683512
He said he's never going to confirm it for you.

Is marijuana sinful?
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>>674683611
i need confirmation im really going to hell?
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>>674681701
will the sheriff's department hire me?
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>>674683348
can i get her?
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>>674683533
Can I get a straight answer
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Should i talk to her?
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Just fucking tell me what my nationality is, Jesus fucking Christ.
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Will anyone ever love me romantically?
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>>674683721

Ha!
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>>674683721
I see what you did there answer the first question
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Will my ex be my girlfriend again?
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Will I ever be happy again ?
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Should I an hero
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>>674683749
JUST FUCKING TELL ME IF I AM IRISH OR NOT
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Shit i forgot you told me hell doesnt exist so i guess im not going.
So will i fuck a girl at my new job?
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Wannd do some butt stuff with me?
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>>674681701
Is this actually a trick by SHAYTAN to prevent, Donald Trump from inshallah becoming President of the United States?
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>>674683888
Trips with a fine answer too
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>>674681701
Will I get into the undergrad program my lord?
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Jesus will my relationship last forever?
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will i have sex with jessica alba
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>>674681701
should I go to sleep?
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>>674681701
Will I ascend to Godhood, and usurp your throne?
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>>674684040
Will I be successful in getting into the program I want?
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>>674681701
Will I ever succeed?
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am i a loser
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>>674683888
Trips saying you deserve better. JESUS LEGIT TELLING YOU NO!

Will I find a job in 6 months?
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>>674684140
THE UNDERGRAD MOTHERFUCKER. WILL I MAKE IT
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Am i gay for experimenting with trans hookers?
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will i fuck a girl over the course of the next year
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should I just end it
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>>674681701
Will I find a job after I graduate?
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>>674684316
who?
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>>674684356
thanks jesus
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>>674681701
Will i be the best musician that has ever lived?
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>>674681701
Was the moon-landing faked?
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>>674684397
damn you are rude jesus, who am i going to fuck over the next year?
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>>674684365
No job, and you say Trump is never president... is there hope for me?
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will I get dubs in this thread?
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Does i have a chance with her?
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Will i get laid today?
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Is she coming back to me?
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>>674684565
brutal
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Are you my bitch?
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>>674681701
Will I find love?
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>>674684595
also brutal
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>>674684495
dont take this image under consideration i made it in 0.2 seconds and posted it.. there is hope for everyone, right jesus?

you see.
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She's the one?
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IS FARTING A SIN?!?!?
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>>674684582
Tommorow?
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This is legit.
Should I stop wasting my life away?
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>>674684682
LMAO

so jesus should i fap
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