Bumparino

some anon paid his maid for a blowjob and posted webms and pictures, it was pretty popular a few weeks ago

>>674679033
Once when I was 15

>>674679033
yeah, this one time I was in my chateau and bitch started blowing me. shit was so cash.

no, not everyone in the world is named chad, you stupid homosex fratfuck

>be 18 yr old me, fit, cute, 7.5/10
>home from college for winter break
>parents at work
>cleaning lady coming
>same polish woman for last 5 or 6 years
>in late 30s, 5'10"ish, skinny, busty, tiny ass kinda flat, 6/20 face
>always fantasize about fucking her
>mom mentioned she recently got divorced so she has her come every week instead of every other
>know shes coming soon
>leave porn on computer
>just normal guy fucking girl, vid paused on hot scene
>get in upstairs shower with music on
>ear against door waiting...
>hear her go upstairs, she always starts cleaning upstairs
>she cleans first 2 rooms, then mine (3 upstairs)
>when i'm sure shes in mine, i turn off shower
>put towel over my head like i'm drying my hair
>fluffy up dick to semi erect
>open door and walk into room
>hear gasp
>pull towel down fast over dick and act surprised
>"SORRY!"
>see porn on computer
>act even more surprised
> drop towel
>quickly move to computer and exit porn
>she starts laughing

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>>674679033

>>674680906
Go on

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>>674679033
>>674679777
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>>674680906
>put hand over dick and walk over to towel
>she has hand on mouth laughing really hard
>im thinking "wtf am i doing" and probably blushing
>pick up towel and put it over myself
>say sorry to hear and i'll come back when shes done
>hear "anon wait"
>says "did you want me to see you naked?"
>still kinda laughing
>"i.. i didnt know you were here... "

Tried to... she told me... "No no no... Consuelo has a lot cleaning to do"

>>674681939
I know you're making this up but continue

>>674681939
>i walk out and we never talk of it again

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>>674683040
kill yourself faggot

>>674679033
My maid is a fat 50 year old Mexican lady and I'm gay, so...no.

>>674683462
never give up never surrender

You dudes have fucking maids???
What kinda fuckin' decadent life are you mother fuckers living?

>>674683690
Rorschach said that before he blew up.

>>674681504
can somebody post the webms were great

>>674683761
no their parents pay for the maid

middle class white fam in suburbs where mom can pay a woman $100 every 2 weeks to vacuum and dust the whole 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath house with seperate dining room and 2 living rooms + finished basement and windex most of the inside windows.

>>674684111
fuckin trips living large

>>674679033
I fucked a chick I met at a bus station. She did house keeping or whatever you call those chick's that clean hotel rooms.

>She told me she used to be a stripper
>I'm pretty sure she was a hooker

>>674684856
What gave it away? The fact that she asked to be paid up front?

>>674684982
lol'd

>>674684982
There were a few clues for the month or so I fucked around with her.
I was smoking a cigarette waiting for the bus. She asked for one. We started talking. The bus arrived. We sat in the back. She put her hand on my leg, then stuck her hand down my pants.

She asked where I was going I said to a bbq she asked if she could come along I said sure. When we walked to my friends she said she had to tie her shoe and said something like, "don't grab my ass when I bend over" so I grabbed it. We were walking down this trail she said let's stop here. It was a bench she stuck her hand down my pants again and pulled my dick out and started sucking it.

She was sprung after knowing her one day. My friends heather and glenn asked what did i do to her to make her fall in love so fast. There was so many things wrong with this chick though. I was kinda oblivious to all the signs cause she was so pretty She had so many issues. I kinda figured that she was a hooker after getting to know her more and more.

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>>674679033

Seinfeld did. :-)