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i succ gud

>>674653479
what??

mckayla maroney

Ashley Hinshaw, went to highschool with her. Topless.

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>>674653617
i fucc her guud

>>674653761
go on...

>>674653826
story?

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>>674653617
so gud she can't walk without my dick in her, like a fucking muppet

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work in a hotel, accidently walked in on her with her girlfriend going at it, was dissapointed with the lack of tits and ass was like watching two skeletons fuck

>>674654021
i'd be mad at you for shitposting, but you back it up with good pics

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>>674654066
notaytay4maymay

>>674654066
kek

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>>674654179
shit is 4 niglettes

>>674653900
She was staying at a house overnight. I was also there. Happened to be outside the house, and she was changing. It had only started but immediately felt the shame. Turned away and went inside. Saw her a few times more before she left school to act. Her movie Cherry? I didn't turn away

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>>674654066
pic related

>>674654337
tits like hers, I don't blame you

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>>674653357
how many jews can i fit in my ashtray?

>>674654764
was so happy to see that her tits survived

>>674655086

What? Is that nudity new? From where?

>>674654641
I literally left work to fap in the bathroom the moment I heard

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>>674655086
ooh ee oo ahah ting tang wala wala bing bang

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it's not something i want to remember...let alone talk about

>>674653357
I've had sex with a pornstar. She isn't very well known and only did like ten scenes, but they were for legit studios like Private and you can go find her vids on any porn site right now easily.

I guess that counts.

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>>674655282
joke's running thin anon

>>674655673
cool beans

>>674655381
kek

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>>674655702
but daaAAd...

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>>674653357

>>674655939
you post a celeb nude I havent seen before, I'll let it slide son

>>674655973
story?

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>>674656121
how's this, weekend daddy?

>>674653357
I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces a few years ago.

>>674656214
shenanigans!

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>>674656338
faggot

>>674656300
who da fuk is that?

>>674656468
real dad...

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>>674654066

>>674653357
I lived in Miami Beach, topless celebs all the time tanning. Most famous was Tara Reid.

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>>674656693
fagu doesnt know how to play along

>>674656338
how was that?

So this thread is pretty much dildos

>>674655086
when you can afford teh best plastic surgeon, of course reconstruction will be impeccable

>>674656790
noice,any other names you can remember?

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>>674656693
>>674656832
he is probably one of them butthurt shut ins that get mad if you say anything "lewd" about his waifu

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Somebody post Makayla moroney. I deleted all of my photos of her.

>>674656984
i think the whole reason she did the movie was to show people she didn't have franken-tits

>>674656214
It'd be nice to know source on the vid

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>>674657186
real or fake i want them

fuck no OP, for real?

>>674657015
Bunch of lesser models, some porn stars like Nikara/Aurora Jolie and Sunny Leone. They always have security, but the word gets around x is nude down the beach/at a cabana.

>>674656214
>not a black guy

Clearly not her.

>>674656854
I saw her and her sister play in LA a few times before. This time she was playing with another person. All the times its a smallish venue where you can talk to the perfomers after they finish.

That night when I went to talk to her she remembered me from before. We chatted for a bit and I bought her a drink. We talked and drank some more then I followed her to her place.

>>674657557
I've heard similar stories of higher-end celebs at more exclusive clothing-optional beaches. Amber Heard was the most famous name I heard.

>>674657472
pic not related. sorry fam

>>674657899
Probably, though most women on Miami Beach take their tops off.

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Hey

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ya this one time i saw megan fox and scarlett johansson and chloe grace moretz and mila jovovich and angelina jolie and they all showded me there boobs butt n vagina nd i sexed them all like a kajillion times

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>>674658326
greetings

>>674658202
What Miami Beach are YOU going to? Cause the one in Miami, thats not so much true.

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>>674653357
Is that Jennifer Lopes?

>>674656832
Name if tatooed griil

>>674658498
petitemarie

>>674658368
Awesome, bro! Good for you!

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Trips!

>>674658202
these beaches were in like aruba or something. I've been to miami beach. always a good show

>>674658461
South Beach?

>>674658461
how you mean? I've seen titties on that beach

>>674658585
What's up with people posting this pic of Wayne "the Boulder" Jackson all over the place?

Yes, I was married to an actress/singer you guys are all familiar with for about a month and a half. No, won't say who, but I'll answer non specific questions for the curious. (Please respect the fact that she doesn't want anyone to know, for the sake of her career.) And yes, we were madly in love, but the stress of keeping our marriage secret was too much, and I'm just a "normal" guy (relative to her, anyway) who didn't want to be in the global spotlight.

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My dad saw Julia Robert's pecker

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>>674658824
4cham

Not really a celeb, but had one popular song back in the day--Stacey Orrico. She went to same HS as my cousin for a lil while, some Jesus fish school where they weren't allowed to do anything...went to a party with me and my friends where it wasn't Jesus fish, 3-4 tequila shots and she was running round topless being drunk AF

>>674653357

no you haven't

/thread

>>674653357

Old story, not even mine really but I believe it. A friend of mine with the worst taste in music in the history of the human race is an enormous Joan Jett fan. He went to see her in the mid 90's at a show in Corpus Christi, TX and through friends got backstage and ended up going out with her and her touring "entourage". They took the party back to the hotel they were all staying at. His claim is that she fucked two guys in the bedroom of the suite they were all partying in and at one point walked out of the bedroom to the kitchen naked and sweaty.

The thought of this pretty much disgusts me but I'm sure he was busting in his pants.

>>674658461
I have no idea what you mean.

>>674658984
Kevin Federline! Welcome!

>>674658984
has she been in a major movie or released an album in the last two years?

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>>674658985
He said it was small, lol

>>674659177
did he say how she looked naked?

>>674659259
Yes on both counts, though her acting career isn't nearly as strong anymore since her singing took off.

>>674659177
I believe that story actually

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>>674659698
Sara Palin

>>674659698
Demi L? She sucks at acting and singing

>>674659698
so supporting role?

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>>674658574
do you actually think i'm serious or something?

>>674659856
No, but you're getting the idea. (No more confirmations or denials.)

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Dubs get

>>674659882
She used to star when she was younger, now mostly supporting roles, yes.

>>674660096
has she been publicaly married before?

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>>674660190
My dads is Wolf Blister

>>674660294
No.

>>674658984

Federline!

She's been a wreck the entire time hasn't she?

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>>674655673
Trips confirmed

>>674660294
white, black, latina, or asian?

>>674660524
Latina

>>674656832
Source plsss

Fucked Olivia munn in high school. Back then she went by Lisa.

Smoked a lot of weed cuz nothing to do in shit town. Sophomore year, B cup tits, landing strip.

No complaints.

No one outside of my HS friends believe me/10

>>674660605
nope

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>>674660524
Latina are better at jumping than the blacks

>>674660639
how is she in bed?

>>674659581

Absolutely. He said she looked "hot" and had an enormous black bush. We're talking zero-grooming 70's bush here and that she was in shape. Nothing for tits. He also said (like I mentioned before) that she was sweaty as hell and smelled like she just left the gym which makes sense.

What he found most weird was how easy he and his friends got to tag along with her group and how she didn't give a shit about who was there when she was naked.

>>674660708
Fuck you faggot

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I saw shania trains butthole once

>>674660577
how old currently? 20's? 30's? 40's? older

>>674661095
She's in her 20's

>>674660878
We were both barely 16, didn't know what we were doing really. Sex of any kind at 16 is god tier

>>674660639
Your highschool friends didnt believe you either.

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>>674660639
4cham doesn't believe you

>>674661271
if the media person is relatively well known than that is fine. no need to be too exclusive

>>674661307
By the time we graduated she fucked lots of people so it wasn't that profound. She wasn't a virgin when we did it but was definitely on the earlier part of the curve

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I used to hook up with Haley Reinhart in high school

>>674661641
no shit!? details?

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if u fags knew the amount of times blake lively choked on my cock

>>674660971
fuck off with your sauce begging

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>>674661461
okay great. well, we fucked over 100 times.

>>674661641
And shes a celebrity in your hometown? Miss WalMart store #786 doesnt count

>>674661740
>>674661641

She was actually kind of a hoe. She tried to impress all the upperclassman by taking someone famous as her freshman HC date. She was as much of a bitch as she appeared on tv

>>674661225
selena??

>>674656832
sauce/

>>674662046
how'd she look naked? pics?

>>674662092
I won't confirm or deny.

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>>674662232

I do not have win. a couple guys shes close with have some but obviously that shits never been released. That pussy is shaved and delicious

This is her as a freshman

>>674662261
sounds like a yes to me

>>674662261
It's Selena and you got cucked by beebs.

Kill yourself

>>674662376
somebody's gotta leak that shit

>>674662633

I was thinking it might durin the fappening. Cuz they wouldnt know the difference. But sadly it didnt. Its out there tho.

>>674662503
Or Beiber got cucked by that guy kek

>>674654066
Is Taylor ghay?

>>674662261
how does she keep things downstairs?

>>674663337
pretty obvious that she's a lesbian. calvin harris is obviously a beard.

cal got caught at a thai "massage parlor" known for happy endings and she didn't care. obvious obvious

>>674663938
nah, she gets way too pissed over guys

>>674663938
Cocaine is her #1 relationship at the moment anyway

>>674663692
Bare. Too many costumes don't work well with pubes

>>674663337
>>674663938
karlie and taylor got busted ages ago making out at a concert after years of rumors about them

>>674664207
can you please give a hint to her identity? what kind of music she do?

>>674658368
literally no reason to think this didn't happen

>>674664635
I have already given too many, but since this won't help much: pop.

>>674664842
can i guess initials?

>>674664969
You can guess ONE initial. Your pick which one.

>>674665127
first initial: A

>>674665262
No

>>674664207
How did you guys meet? And how was she in bed?

>>674653357
>all you niggers and faggots gather round as I tell the story about a girl we all know and are familiar with.
>be me 2 summers ago, the season softer since.
>Her name started with T and her last name, an S. I always took it to Treasure Somewhat, as she asked and told me to do.
>It started in an elevator in Stuyvesant Town NYC.
>She was in an elevator next me. Or as I remember an elevator to heaven... for her.
>I noticed who she was, and didn't say a thing, or even glance.
>even thought my dick was hopping out of my pants.

>>674665323
okay, s? (still first)

>>674665852
Your a dumbass

>>674665648
Cont?

>>674653357

misses lawrence is rather unsightly these days

>>674665502
We worked together on a promotional event years ago and met but didn't think much of it. A few years later we met when I assisted production on one of her tracks and became really friendly. Talked constantly over about a year, mostly on the phone or Skype. We were best friends, we started to visit each other, and pretty quickly fell in love.

She's okay, great head, but I'd prefer we not focus too much on this. We still talk and I have great respect for her and we still kinda love each other, so...

>>674665852
Yes

>>674666223
>>674666284
last initial g?

>>674666577
Sorry, already answered one initial to the affirmative. That was the limit.

>>674666223
Yea, if it's who I'm thinking she like one of my main celebrity crushes. You sir are a lucky man

>>674665648
>I somehow, by luck, happen onto an elevator with TS, she smelt of Chanel Light Blue, and new clothes.
>She had on red heels, I and know she caught me glancing. I still said nothing
>Finally we reached HER floor, and mine because fuck yeah... I pushed the same button in the elevator as her.
>we stepped off and I acted like I was going somewhere. I looked over my should like I was checking her out, like I would do any girl worthy of the ding.
>She happened to do the same.
>When she turned around, I said, "Hey, did you fart? On, when we were riding up?
>She looked at me confused as fuck.
>"Seriously though, did you fart? I mean you're hot and all but that's really impolite, and I'm not going to let you get away with it."

>>674666746
fine. she used to work with a band called "the scene"?

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>>674666864
While I understand your sentiment, "luck" would be the lives we want meshing. This was not that. Insane pressure from her managers and record company to keep things quiet, it was an absolute nightmare after we eloped. "Luck" would be life not being such a dick to our connection. To her credit, she offered to stop performing and build our marriage. I couldn't let her do that. Her career truly is her life.

Fucking life... *shakes head*

>>674667049
Well now you can just say her name

>>674667049
I will neither confirm nor deny.

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Fucked this girl awhile back.
She's not really famous but she models in NY and I think fucked a few lesser celebs like Nick cannon.

>>674667036
>she at there completely embarrassed
>then I said, "I'm just kidding, aren't you Taylor Swift, I mean I know you're Taylor Swift, but are you willing to admit that right now?"
>She smiled and called me a dickhead
>Don't mean to be a groupy, and honestly not a huge fan of your music but can you give me an autograph.
>I pulled out my galaxy note's stylus and handed it to her and took a selfie of me and her with my arm around her (no hoverhand).

>>674667633
that's a yes.

>>674667526
That's tough! What's wrong with her dating a normal person?

>>674662024
Please have nudes.

>>674667526
i think you are full a bologna

>>674667874
>she happily signed and invited me to a friends house she was going to...

seriously do you guys want me to continue?

>>674667874
This is all delusion. "Did you fart?" My lord that's gold

Does a porn star count as a celeb? Or no since you know... that's what they do....

>>674668257
please, go on sir

>>674668257
Not unless you can post the selfie picture.

>>674668257
selfie or gtfo

>>674668334
And then he put his arm around her! Thats like third base!

>>674668257
continue

>>674661271
Do you have any nudes?

>>674667969
Nothing wrong with her dating a normal person. Something WAY not okay with her eloping with an unknown out of the blue. It would have been suicide for her career, which means a lot of people managing a shitstorm and then losing their jobs. The pressure from them was UNREAL. I mean, it was SICK listening to all these people desperate for the greed they'd developed at risk by our marriage...

>>674668257
Let's have it anon

>>674668222
I understand.

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>>674653357

>be me
>live in LA
>actor for 5 years
>gotten with 3 celebrities so far; one very big
>pic related
>she's wearing a wig

>>674668907
You fucked Sean Connery?

>>674668907
rose?

>>674668907
any hints about the 3 celebs? all actors? movies or tv?

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>>674656214

>>674668777
Greed rules our world. Maybe in the future you'll get to be together.

Do you know if her high profile partner was just for publicity?

i caught a glimpse of chloe sevigny changing in some vintage clothing store in nyc.

she was just in her bra and shorts. having seen her suck dick in movies, it wasn't all that amazing, but it made my dinger tingle.

didn't take any pictures.

>>674668907
Start naming names friendo

>>674669221
I won't answer that directly, but I'll say that her team actually arranged for a "beard" of sorts shortly after they found out about us. I'll confirm that she's had at least 3 fake love interests for the sake of publicity, 2 while we were together.

>>674668373
>>674668412
>>674668425
THIS IS 4chan... I most posts some gets, probably not though. Not drunk enough.

>She we get to this small apartment, her friend is a solid hotterthantaylor/10
>Spend most of my time hitting on her friend an play Mario Cart. Taylor sucks dick at Mario Cart btw, she tried to fucking act like she plays that shit on a regular, but I show no mercy.
>A 3 other dudes show up, I actually tried to network with them more than paying any attention to Taylor. Straight bro'd out her, meaning challenged her shot 4 shot. Let her win because I didn't want to get too drunk.
>So there I am, drunk and high as fuck. Taylor is look at me ME like, "Got dam, dis got it."
>So's it's about 2 in the AM, I'm fucccckkkeetdd dddduup.
>Slide over in this small ass apartment next to Taylor.
>be like, "So thanks for letting me come hang out."

>>674669284
This is the most believable story here

>>674669954
im a pretty believable guy.

>>674669681
How did they find out about you two? Was it that obvious?

>>674654066

Bullshit faggot.

>>674669725
>trade numbers, get to small talking. She wants to know who I am what I do.
>Tell her I'm a nobody from nowhere, and it's really nice to have this experience with her, and go to leave.
>She stops me. So, why are you NYC if you're a nobody from nowhere?
>Let her know my why.
>She's diggin the fuck outta me. Vibe it, and continue with turbo mack mode cause... why the fuck not?
>Dudes leave, it just me, Taylor and her friend, T.V. is on, but I'm too fucked up to even give a shit about what what besides Taylor.
>Decide to test the waters and make shit awkward. So, I want to start a T-shirt company called Sports Dick Goods.
> Overplay the shit because I'm drunk and don't know when to lay off.
> Finally tell her I'm just joking and drunk, going to go to sleep on the couch if that's cool with her friend.
>Friend says yeah, but we're still "at it."
>Fuck yall
>take my drunk ass to the first bed I find.

>>674670364
We told her mom and she told her dad (who is somewhat estranged) and he told her travel manager who already knew something was up because she'd arranged flights for her to see me and then he told either her production manager or one of the execs at the label and then it all went into emergency mode within like 2 days. It was surreal.

I actually moved in with her and lived with her for about two weeks before anyone besides her mom knew. I guess nobody really thought much of that..? Although we just told people I was visiting, so I guess that makes sense.

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>>674671169
I'm interested in this!
Would you pay for dinner or would she? You know cause she's got boat loads of money and idk about you

>>674671102
continue?

The girl from "Community" was filming a movie in Cleveland we had drunk sloppy sex. So yes I have seen her naked. This was like 3 years ago.

>>674670404
calm down cuck

>>674671169
What's the most experimental thing you guys did in bed?

>>674671854
>So like I said, I'm fucked rekt on the best of the best week and alcohol.
>Completely dis Taylor and her friend cause I'm so trashed.
>Go find some bed that is so fuck soft and smells like like heaven.
>Throw off my pants, socks, and shirt. Laying there. Spins set in... FUCKING FUCK.
>Left side, right side, stomach, back... Repeat.
>Finally get my head concentrated on the conversation Taylor and her friend are having.

>>674672483
Which one?

http://strawpoll.me/7103924

Vote here

Vote here.

>>674672671
Boo, get to the sex

>>674672483

Yvette Nicole Brown?

>>674672736
Gillian Jacobs. I didn't watch the show, so is there another.

Hooked up with Sarah Wright after meeting at a party of a mutual friend, well before her and her first douchebag of a husband met. Also hooked up with Maggie Lawson which became an fwb thing before she met her husband. Still good friends with her, we talk regularly and get together a few times a year. I also dated Galadriel Stineman for about a year too before I moved from LA back to the east coast. We ended on good terms and still talk regularly.

>>674673037
There is but who cares! How'd she look naked??

>>674656429
sauce

>>674672671
>Hear, what are going to do about this offer, and do you think I could this thing.
>Finally... "So you know there's some drunk... h H h o, hot? guy in my bed?"
>Taylor was just like, "yea so."
>I'm am fucking sober as shit as this point. Eyes are wide open, dick is full mast.
>"So... you never get any, you're so picky. He seem nice. I mean who would get this trashed around a someone as famous as you?"
>She's pretty trashed too, though, "And."

>>674671802
I insisted on treating her in the ways I could. I've got better than average money, but not NEARLY as much as her, but she knew up front that money wasn't important to me, and really, it didn't come into play much. We just did mostly normal things, I'd buy her thai or something, or send her a single flower, or I sent her an adorable bear I saw at a boutique, or a Blu Ray that we'd watch together long distance before we got married.

She knows big money doesn't impress me, though she did pay for a few private jet flights because, well, she was impatient sometimes. ;) The ring I bought her was $13K, though. She said she still wears it sometimes, so I guess you might even see it in some photos, I dunno. (It's gold and kinda knotted/braided.)

>>674673215
Good tits were surprisingly saggy. She wasn't super fit, nor was she out of shape. Really honestly very average looking.

>>674672660
Not answering that, but I'll say this (which you'll cringe at), she'd never "made love" before, though she wasn't a virgin. (Don't believe the papers, folks.)

>>674673588
Bush?

>>674653357
What are the age parameters on the celebs in question?

>>674673865
Oh, but this: we didn't have sex until after we were married. Mutual decision.

>>674673145
Description of their naked bodies? Does galadriel have a lil ginger bush?

>>674674114
Who cares

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>>674673508
let's see where this Creative Writing 202 assignment goes....

>>674674589
i'm liking it so far

>>674673508
>her friend is eggin her on to come get his 5 inch masterpiece.
>They actually get to arguing about... "why the fuck do you care?"
>I'm actually loose interest and start playing games and texting friends.
>There still out there arguing when I put my cell down and decide I need to sleep.
>then THEN ZOMG this tall lanky godess comes lays down in the bed right next to me, grabs the pillow a pillow and yanks the covers up over her shoulder.
>I'm just laying there in my boxer like dubelyew Tee Eff m8?