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>>674651690
>I have genital herpes. When I get an outbreak and the sores scab over, I peel the scab off and eat it.
What the fuck is wrong with you

Yes that is very weird.

But that just cannot be healthy. What on earth would posses you to do that? Niggers aren't even that nasty

>>674651690
Couldn't that spread the infection to your mouth?

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>>674652082

Deal with it nigro

>>674652698
At least I got pussy at one point in time, faggot

>>674652806
Everyone has the herpes virus anyways, bro. It doesnt even matter

>>674651690
You are wrong.

>>674651690
So you want to transfer your genital herpes to your throat and get throat cancer? Good idea dude.

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>>674653200
Pussy? You misspelled man ass

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>>674653200
Uhm no they don't. According to the CDC about 1/6 or ~17% of people. You're not the first herpes sufferer I've heard say that tho. I think they tell themselves that to justify passing it around.

>>674653514
You know the herps and cancer are two different fucking things right Einstein?

>>674653200
Check'd

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>>674653200
>At least I got pussy at one point in time, faggot
keep eating your herpes scabs you fucking retard

>>674653351

Yo man, I'm just trying my best. It's not easy having a virus like that

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Fuck guys, I started this thread so more people would contribute!

It's not that bad, I can't be the first person to do it.

>>674655068
you make me sick OP

>>674655068
Yes, yes you are you sick fuck. But I have to admit this is the essence of old /b/. Keep it up you sick fuck.

>>674655068
>It's not that bad
You're eating the scabs of herpes sores
yes, it is that bad

>>674655068
> I cant be the first person to do this
Why would anyone else want to do this?

>>674655526

Who doesn't eat boogers? It's pretty much the same thing

>>674655850
... Wha... I just... I can't even.

>>674651690
I just threw up.
You are a revolting specimen.
Fuck off!

>>674654087
It can CAUSE cancer Einstein, fuck im not even the guy you replied to but are you really this dumb? Go look up how HPV significantly increases risk of cervical cancer for an example of how something like that can cause cancer

>>674655850
this is obvious bait but imma bite
unless you're 5 or a retard you shouldn't eat your boogers. Also, comparing your boogers to herpes scabs pretty much validates retardation. OP is a retarded faggot.

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People get herpes shot down their throat all the time, anyways

>>674651690
Sometimes I pretend I work in a Burger King while taking a shower

>>674656717
kek

While embalming, I sometimes recite the soliloquy from act 5 of Macbeth under my breath.

>>674656867

Who the hell do you embalm?

>>674651690
Fucking hell OP, you just capped /b/. This is the last thread I read tonight. You won.

>>674657022
He obviously works in a funeral home

>>674656210
Sort bleach off of your boyfriend's dick, faggot

>>674657022
Dead people, son.

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ITT: newfags who are too embarrassed to admit there is nothing more delicious than the salty crunch of a herpes scab. Keep on rocking OP.

>>674656698
Don't reply to my comment, you disgusting coldsore cunt!

>>674652698

Who said he wasn't a nigger?

>>674657356
Kek

>>674656449
Increasing the risk of something and causing it are different things. Being a fag like you increases the risk of violent assrape. It doesnt CAUSE violent assrape.

>>674657356
No one is biting, OP. Not even when you samefag.

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I drink straight from the faucet

Like hold my mouth directly underneath the opening and turn the handle

Everyone who sees it says it's nasty

>>674651690
Sometimes I shitpost on purpose and pretend to be an autist.

>>674651690
I dip

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>>674657647

OP here, I do that, too!

>>674651690
FUCK
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>>674657647
Whered the black guy go?

>>674657647
You gonna knock a tooth out one day doing that.

>>674651690
I put lotion on my TP. you may do this but I do it every time. keeps my hole smoothe

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>>674651690
OP, you sick fuck

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>>674657663
>>674657484
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>>674657663
same here

>>674656717
topestkek

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>>674651690
>I have genital herpes. When I get an outbreak and the sores scab over, I peel the scab off and eat it.


WTF

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I sniff my old, dirty gym socks when I masturbate. Makes me diamonds just thinking about it.

I sniff my dick anybody else?

>>674657826
>Whered they black guy go?
>implying you don't know that niggers gonna nig

>>674657826
serios. blacks aren't known for leaving preggo women to be single parents

Hold in my poop when I'm at home occasionally. Kind of go into a trance because it feels great.

Then get to shit aggressively later.

It's a win win win win.

>>674657583
If you developed cancer because of the increased risk then whatever increased the risk CAUSED the cancer.

>>674658171
i do my balls....reminds me of toast....and i love toast

>>674658204
Fucking racist piece of shit.

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>>674657176

After wiping my ass I sometimes like to sniff it and sometimes I get it on my nose.

>>674657789
Great. Everyone who uses your sink is going to get herpes now. Good job faggot.

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>>674658520
>Fucking racist piece of shit.

Die in a fire, nigger

>>674658450
lol toast is my cats name. he smell like a balls now that u mention it

>>674658316
I hold mine in because the shit comes out cleaner later. Feels great only having to wipe once and sometimes not at all.

>>674658827

Quit teabagging your cat, faggot.

>>674658330
So to use the classic fallacy. At the same time hemlines on womens skirts rose, crime increased. So clearly raising hemlines caused more crime. A scientist cut off a frogs legs. Said jump frog jump. Frog didnt jump. Cut off a frogs legs and it goes deaf.

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>>674651690
I carry a small plastic spoon with me so when i poop i can always get the last piece out.

Lmao, that's fucking fantastic

>>674658793

he said gential herpes.

unless maybe he drinks water through his dick?

>>674658953
H, THE OL' post hoc ergo propter hoc. you smort, nigga, u smort

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I keep unimportant and plain rocks from unrelated places and keep them for ridiculous amounts of time. When I was 8, my family stayed at a hotel that had some round river rocks along side of a walkway. I chose one rock out of the thousands of similar rocks and I'm not 19 and I still have that rock. When I was 8 it didn't even have any special meaning to me. I just saw it and took it.

When I was 15, I was on a walk in my city and I was just kicking a rock around as I would walk. I ended up kicking the rock all the way back to my house after a 4 mile walk. I picked it up for no reason, kept it, and still have it.

I think I might have saved the rocks as a way of almost marking points in my life so I could look back on them. Although the rocks that I took are from completely uneventful times in my life.

>>674659178
would pay big bucks to see this

>>674659286
i think youre just autistic anon

>>674658330
That's not true.

As an extreme example, if you have a 99% chance of experiencing a phenomenon and an outside source increased that chance by 0.0001%, then would you blame that source?

The likelihood that the source of the odds increase was the cause of the event itself is related to the numbers involved before and after.

>>674659223
Lookit you swinging your latin around! Ise smort indeed!

>>674651690
I mix my poop and cum into my roommates attractive gf's food!

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>>674655303
has there ever been an old /b you reminiscing fag

>>674658946
doesnt everybody?

>>674659178
He eats his fucking herpes he more than likely has it on his mouth too.

>>674659426
Or maybe when we die, our souls get trapped in rocks and I felt compelled to pick up those rocks because it was like Jesus and gandhi's sould. Ever thought of that, dude?

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Sometimes I have this overwhelming urge to rhythmically spell out the letters of large words in multiples of either 3 or 4.

I count them out in a set pattern to determine which one it belongs to and then count with the set number of fingers

for example: "rhythmically" in a multiple of 3 would be would be r-h-y/ t-h-m/ i-c-a/ l-l-y. the pattern on my fingers would be" "pinky-ring-middle/ pinky-ring-middle/" and (here's the tricky part) when I got to six, the pattern would reverse to: "middle-ring-pinky/ middle-ring-pinky

OR in a multiple of four it would be r-h-y-t/ h-m-i-c/ a-l-l-y and the pattern on my fingers would be : "pinky-ring-middle-index/ pinky-ring-middle-index" and when I got to eight the pattern would reverse to: "index-middle-ring-pinky/ index-middle-ring-pinky

and if the word was a multiple of neither? then the remaining letters would be counted out on my left in a different pattern. Complicated...but once you get the pattern and rhythm down it becomes second nature.

I used it as a kid to learn how to spell large or complicated words....I used it too much and now it's imprinted into my brain.

>>674659615
Been here since '06 so yeah, old /b/ was full of sick fucks like OP. I miss old /b/.

I go to the supermarket and ask an employee where I can find a specific food.(Depending on the day/climate.) Once they have led me to the food item I then proceed to pick it up and sniff it while staring blankly into the eyes of the employee. I finish by taking a long strand paper towel(not toilet paper) from the bathrooms and proceed to shove it up my anus being sure to dangle a bit of the strand out of my pant leg as I walk out of the storr

>>674656717
Hahahaha you gotta fucking explain.

>>674660136
Where did they all go, anyway?

>>674660407
prolly b& or v&

>>674660407
Probably left when all the newfag bronies and furfags invaded from Reddit and 9fag.

>>674659972

I do that too man, and I ended writing poetry because of it.

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>>674651690
Then you got oral herpes, and now its viral herpes, faggot

>>674659875

Hebrews put rocks on their tombs, actually

>>674658953
Youre using arguments that you think will make you seem smarter but youre using them wrong dumbfuck. Actually crime increases at that time because when the weather is hotter out people commit more crimes so hotter weather is the cause, the frog isn't deaf, its inability to jump was CAUSED by the scientist cutting its legs off. You fucking imbecile, its a fucking proven fact that HPV can mutate cells into cancerous cells, how is that not CAUSING the cancer.

>>674661152

HPV and HSV are different bro

>>674660647
that's fucking shit.
>>674660652
maybe they went to a better place...

>>674659777
The Eleventh Commandment

>>674661361
Yeah i know, im just using it as an example of how a virus can cause cancer.

>>674661152
Now you stepped in it. I was a crim major. Crime goes DOWN during hotter times because people stay inside where its air conditioned. Rising hemlines are FASHION, not a response to heat.

Oh, and HPV isnt the herps Einstein

>>674659492
also pissed in her drinks, tooth paste, mouth wash and shampoo

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>>674651690
That's fucking disgusting, you abhorrent trog.

>>674655068
Someone cap this shit! Haven't laughed this hard in a while!

>>674661621
>The Eleventh Commandment
Thou shalt not fuck little boys?

>>674653821
1 in 5 have type 2... 90% are unaware that they have it. lrn2google

>>674662619

Exactly!
I don't see what's so wrong with it.

>>674662708
Um maybe people who don't have nasty ass herpes don't want it from dumbasses like you.

>>674661758
Look here >>674661638
And here >>674656449 where i say "for an example of how something like that can cause cancer" to see that i know they're not the same. And you must not have been that great of a crime major, go google "crime increase with hotter weather" and youll see tons of reports of crime increasing when it gets hotter. People don't stay inside when its hotter our, have you never been outside during the fucking summer? Youre seriously gonna tell me you see more people outside when its winter? Not to mention people that commit crimes usually cant fucking afford air conditioning.

>>674662708
oh dont get me wrong... its fucking disgusting. just correcting false info.

After I'm done taking a shit I cocoon my finger in tp and insert it into my ass to scoop out any remaining shit before wiping the rest of my ass.

>>674662306
Fuckem!
Why would a man of God risk writing that down?11. Thou shalt not get caught.

>>674663149
Not the guy, but I read somewhere a dude stole a TV during winter and the police followed the guys footprints in the snow to his home.

>>674663149

Ellen Cohn and James Rotton studied two years of Minnesota weather and found that once you got above 75-80F, there was a rapid decrease in crime.

>>674663904
people tend to stay awake later during nice weather

I like to eat Ajax and wall plaster lol

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>>674651690
I masturbate while I shit

>>674664709
so does every other man in the world

Once in a while I like to insert q-tips into my penor.

>>674664709
I do that to sometimes

>>674663904
Oh so they studied ONE state for TWO years, lots of evidence there. And fucking Minnesota? Is there even crime at all in fucking Minnesota.

"James Alan Fox, a professor of criminology at Northeastern University has a more simple explanation for the increase of crime in the dog-days of summer. "It's not necessarily that people are short-tempered when it gets hot out, it's that there are more people out and about, which means more potential victims,""

Aaaaand go read this article http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/01/opinion/sunday/weather-and-violence.html?_r=0 where they discuss theyre analysis which looks at the entire WORLD

>>674665209
See, i stopped being autistic like 15 minutes ago. You are COMMITTED

>>674665009
Do you cum on your turds and imagine making turd babies?