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Waifu claiming thread. Version 15.55
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>674641563
Oh neither if your guesses were right by the way.
Safety claim.
>>674640328
>Emi-anon utiliza tildes correctamente
Confirmed for the ultimate qt 3.14
>marry me, please.
>>674641495
I'll take three, thanks!
Ebola Chan claimed, seriously who wants free hugs?
>>674642738
This is a trap
Best destroyerfu
>claimed
Ayy
>claimed
>>674642713
*hugs*
>>674642805
What are you talking about Anon?
Hello everyone, Ryougi Shiki claimed
>>674640904
Toady everthing make me mad
>Hate my job so much
>Hate my coopworkers too
>Best German CV Claimed
And heading directly to bed
Gute Nacht everyone !
>>674642919
Welcome to the thread anon, would you like a free hug?
>>674642975
Good night.
>>674642975
Goodnight.
>>674642885
Don't mind him, he's jealous of your warm hugs.
Internet claimed
>>674642885
>coughs up blood
>>674642919
Hello there, hope you are well.
>>674642975
Goodnight beautiful.
>>674643114
But these hugs are free and for everyone, I don't understand how one could be jealous of them.
>>674642975
Good night.
>>674643114
>secret ilerminaty handshake
>>674642696
Dammit! Had to try some wild guesses best!
>>674642713
>Español de verdad
>Respetando la ortografÃa
Ruri, you da qtiest
>>674642738
Gib!
>>674642975
Gute Nacht Graf!
>>674642919
Hi Shiki! How's your achilles doing?
>>674643210
Anon are you fine? do you need help?
Noire Claimed.
Dank meme incoming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
>>674643301
*Hugs*
>>674643332
Just pray to Allah to send down a goat of good health.
>>674643051
Careful, Shiki is a good doctor
>>674643301
Still feels a bit weird, doesn't hurt or even feel unpleaseant but just weird. Going for a light jog tomorrow and look at how I'll proceed.
>>674643332
Can I get another hug?
>>674642975
Night Graf
>>674643386
Noire want a free hug?
>>674643564
But why Allah when Ebola Chan is right here?
>>674643579
Why? I am only giving free hugs.
>>674643637
Sure *hugs*
>>674643798
Thanks Ebola-chan
>>674643579
Don't take too many risks, you don't want to worsen it. Does it feel tight or something? Any difficulty moving it?
>>674643909
No problem, if you need anymore hugs just tell me.
>>674643798
Sure why not ^^
>Hugs
Music Sharing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDVzPBZyEPE
>>674643301
Excuse me, Emi, but are you from Spain?
>>674643241
Hehe, h-hey, Ebola-chan
It's weird but, I think I feel a little dizzy..
>>674642434
> 2015+1
> not having a half snake waifu
[Add random insult]
>>674643798
Your virulence spreads through the infidel swine. I will only pray to the one true messiah as the wolfs tear each other down to sheds.
>>674644497
it begins...
>>674644004
Yes actually, it does feel a bit tighter and while I wouldn't call it difficult, I can't get it to move as far up or down as my other foot.
Though this may be my mind playing tricks/confirmation bias as that wasn't the specific feeling I had in mind earlier.
>>674644390
*hugs back*
>>674644497
Whats wrong Anon? Do you need me to take you somewhere?
>>674644579
>just half
It's like you can't even furfag correctly.
>>674644586
Well that is just rude.
>>674644497
Yup, I am Spanish.
>Spanish Inquisition, best Inquisition
>>674644579
good tier
snek a cute
>>674644789
kek
>>674644586
>as the wolfs tear each other down to sheds.
Hey now, no need to be rude.
Claiming once again.
>>674644663
Do you currently take any medication for it? Ibuprofen? Paracetamol? Any ointment?
So anyone else want hugs or are they fine?
>>674644799
>>674644923
The infidels are dogs. They are blessed by my words.
>>674644859
I didn't expect that
>>674645187
I'll go for a third
>>674645228
Where is the deus vulting guy when you need him?
>>674645290
*hugs yet again*
>>674645185
None at all, just some ice on it when it was swollen. I'm terrible at this aren't I?
>>674645462
I can help you with your pain.
>>674645439
*thanks yet again*
>>674645368
Cast aside among the plethora of victims struck down by the third horseman.
>>674645864
You know too much, sorry but no hugs for you, only bullets.
>>674645290
It wasn't really a secret. Besides, /waifu/ is really international.
>If you need help with the Inquisition or tips on siestas and parties on the beach, you know who to call now
>>674645462
The ice wasn't a bad idea, but you should've taken at least ibuprofen to lessen the inflammation and allow a faster recovery since your achilles wouldn't have to deal with the pressure. Take a pill and see if it improves at all, if it does so, 1-2 pills a day for a couple of days should suffice at this stage.
>I can't recommend you to jog while taking ibuprofen, though, as it is an anti-inflammatory and would interfere with your athletic performance
>>674645982
You an'ts shit Britney. You's in my hood nigga
>>674646418
Oh shit, I wasn't expecting this.
>>674646236
it was a joke
>nobody expects the spanish inquisition
I'll get to you if I need help though
>>674645864
>>674645982
>>674646418
What is even happening here
>>674646704
There's no Allah here anymore
Just me.
>>674646793
A standoff, other then that no clue.
>>674646236
I'll see a pharmacy tomorrow
im on skype with some pals
>>674646966
Anon you can't kill love.
>>674647060
Why bother when you can ask Ebola-Chan to help you?
>>674646966
>>674646978
>still very confused
>>674647070
sounds like fun
>>674647318
I have no clue what is going on and I am involved, seriously where is the Deus Vulting guy when you need him?
>>674642434
you picked the worst girl, mate
i'm claiming misha, gotta love me some lesbian babes
>>674647243
If waifu is love, waifu is life then there is one way to kill love.
>>674646793
>What is even happening here
A sitcom
>>674647060
Nice! I'll be gladly waiting for an update tomorrow!
All your waifus are shit, they don't even have dicks
>>674647514
Forgot pic.
>>674647538
Anon don' you dare...
Dio-sama...
>>674647681
>Ebola chan shit
Are you feeling okay? do you need hugs?
>>674647519
>you picked the worst girl, mate
I really, really do not want to shit on other katawas, but y'all make it difficult being such pricks, you know?
>>674647707
In the end it didn't even matter...
>>674647681
Good point
>>674647867
Anon I swear if you have done what I think you have done...
>>674647893
Damn straight good point.
>>674647681
Am I supost to have a dick? .....nope I like who I am
>>674648056
What's wrong, Ebola chan?
Need a hug?
>>674647857
Oh god.
Yesteday Lilly got so rekt.
>>674647592
Actually I just realised I had some Ibuprofen around.
>>674648411
I am not feeling too well,
>>674648422
You god damn bastard *dead*
>>674648628
The good always die young.
>>674648744
I hate you 4chan
>>674647867
youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4
>>674648744
Nice thumbnail
>>674648744
Agreed, also what is that black magic you have used?
Taken
Rika Furude claimed, you will not get my waifu.
UMARU FUCKING CLAIMED SON
>>674648411
Ruri-chan
>>674648411
She was asking for it. If someone attacks my waifu, I have to defend her.
>>674648569
600 mg? Check the expiration date too just in case
>>674648744
Um, uh... right
>>674648912
Allah must be angered by my actions. I must repent for the sins i have committed.
>>674649296
Well you can kill those heathens in Africa with Ebola for him.
>>674649197
Wait.
I know already!
>sekrit handshake
>>674648744
Mai became a mod?
>>674649423
The african apes are already being converted to the one true word in drones. Those blessed souls may be spared.
It's time canada pays its price.
>>674649706
So Ebola in Canada? I like your idea.
>>674649795
destroy cuckland
>spare Atago though
>>674649231
200mg, anything above requires a prescription
>>674650047
Atago can be spared, is there anyone else I shouldn't hug while in Canada?
>>674649665
Mai is next on the list.
For it is the will of Allah. Her actions will not go unpunished.
>>674649795
Their flimsy socialized healthcare will fall victim with ease.
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten
>>674650047
Only if he bows before the lord.
>>674650178
Bears.
>>674650220
Can't wait.
>>674650178
No
>get Michigan while you're there
>fuck Michigan
>>674650315
But I love hugging bears.
>>674650072
Surprising tbh, where I live 600mg are sold without prescription.
>I have a box at an arms reach right now
If it hasn't expired, take one and see how you feel in 30 mins or so
>>674650393
Understood, but wait aren't they ready for Nuclear Winter there?
>>674650398
They also love hugging you.
>>674650393
Someone's not a fan of snow and the great lakes.
>>674650568
>hug
>>674650656
Oh I know that
>>674650666
*hugs*
>>674647857
Your rules:
"insult other waifus"
>>674650568
They can be easily outsmarted due their intelligence being hindered by poverty and disgusting water
>>674650666
fuck Michigan
>nice satan trips
>>674650787
So
Ebola bears in Canada.
I will keep a note to never go to Canada.
>>674651064
Thanks for the tip
>>674651099
What can go wrong?
>>674651046
>Insulting other katawa
Really nigga?
>>674651099
You should never go to begin with
>>674651202
It's not really a matter of going right or wrong.
Claimed
>>674651383
Well played.
>>674651398
Well, Ebola bears sound like fun, right?
Just watched Creed. Was pretty fucking stellar.
8/10
Also, back
>Rubyanon
>>674651602
Hey Ruby
>>674651312
Now that I think about it, Emi wasn't the worst. But definitely not my favourite. But I don't care enough to be in the "never insult a katawa" club
>>674651602
Hey there Ruby, want some free hugs?
Lurking as I do. No come to see me I go to see them
>>674651579
>for you
Obligatory claim (Picture of hand)
>>674651976
Imposter!
>>674651976
oglaf.com/hilting/
>>674651602
Welcome back Ruby!
Best swimsuit waifu
>>674651976
Nice try
Der fuhrer reporting in
>>674651976
Get that imposter.
>Ebola chan, I am out of pictures.
>>674651759
Hey Galko. What's up?
>>674651826
Depends. Will I be coughing up blood later?
>Fuck it
>Hugs
>>674651976
Kek
>>674652300
Hey Emi! Sorry for just leaving earlier. What's up?
>>674652450
Hey Red want a free hug?
>>674652511
*hugs* And it depends, some cough blood and some don't.
>Ebola Chan.
>>674652338
>>674652488
If only there could be another outbreak to ramp up the supply of images.
>>674652191
>>674652284
>>674652351
>>674652511
How could you tell? ;-)
>>674652450
Hi red
>>674652338
Are you referring to bikinis?
>>674652511
Not much, just been insulting Canada
>>674652622
That would be great, some pictures still get produced but they are low quality and rare.
>>674652659
You hand no picture of a hand
>Ebola-Chan
>>674652603
Fuck no. My 3dpd red died, not having you kill off my 2d waifu.
>I'll just hug my sword
>>674652730
ahoy
>>674652488
>Hatsuzuki-chan
>>674652872
Oh but come on, everyone likes hugs.
>>674652898
Fucking imposter
>Ebola Chan
>>674653013
I'm not the one running out of pictures here.
>>674653013
>free image
>>674651976
I smell a fraud
>>674652338
Galko is best bikini tho
>>674652872
>My 3dpd red died
explain
>>674652872
How's your day been?
>>674652450
Hi Red! Welcome back too!
>>674652511
Don't worry, a film is a good enough reason in my book.
Just posting here, not much else to do, here's 3am right now. I'll probably go to bed soon. After all, you can be OP next thread
>>674653013
I don't like ebola though
>>674653395
Wha? that's like saying you don't like aids.
>>674653338
Correct
>>674653160
Well shit you got me there,
>>674653299
Can't reuse it in the same thread mate.
>>674653395
Why not? It's not like it kills or anything...
I like to keep it old school
