what are you drinking? I'm in America drinking some cheap ass beer

When are you emigrating?

Where in the UK are you from?

>fellow britfag

Where do you live britbong?

>>674642102
I is drking chep arse ciddr

>>674642227
whne Trump id persifent.

>>674642266
>>674642277
I lvie in Birmighnam

What's the eyeful tower like

>>674642382

Not far from where I live then.

>>674642419
I aint ben to surrenedr land.

>>674642517
whre yuo live then?

>>674641913
why British girls don't brush their teeth? seriously what a waste...

>my m8 chatted up a gorgeous paki then twatted a geezer

Is this how britbongs talk? How to make more authentic?

>>674642551

kek, I'm not the guy you replied to but Sunderland is a shit hole mate

>>674642382
Christ, Birmingham. How often do you consider killing yourself? Death must seem like a blessed relief from the monotony of living in the Midlands.

>>674642616

Newcastle

>>674641913
WAT U FUCKIN LOOKIN AT?

>>674642675
cause wa al habe shiet taeth

>>674641913
Why do your women all fuck shit skins? British cunts all seem obsessed with being fucked by third world niggers, and muslim niggers. What the hell? Why?

To me

>>674642699
i wnat to an hreo every day mate

>>674642870
casues thye cunts

>>674641913
ITT: some underaged brit faggot pretending to be drunk by spelling everything wrong

>amerifat here, drunk as all hell and I can still spell just fine

>>674643046

He's just a little autistic, give him a break.

>>674642870
I'm not OP but that's not my experience. I even live in a predominantly black and Arab / Asian neighbourhood and the only race-mixing really is black and white (black girls and white guys or white girls and black guys) but even that is rare. The Arabs and Asians tend to keep to themselves.

>>674642870
yeah, I've seen things like that in America but it seems that in England is worse, totally disgusting

>>674643463
engladn is a fukin shite hole mate

>>674642956
I don't blame you, mate. I passed through Birmingham on a train once and had to pull myself away from the abyss of depression afterwards. Fucking miserable place.

Is London a good place to visit? I wat to see Chelsea play soon

Which football team do you support?

>>674643612
London is ful od shiteskins an d cunts.
dont go threr

>>674643612

The middle of London (zone 1) is very pleasant as a tourist.

>>674643680
Birminhgam City FC

>>674643046
i came here to say this. OP is indeed a faggot as always

>>674643612
It can be,depends where you go.
Source : I live 20 miles from London.

>>674643805
Nikola Zigic was a machine player for you guys.

Im from Australia and I have a Cheltenham FC scarf

>>674643562
No shit, everybody is inbred or interacial bred. Yet all of you cucks have the audacity to talk shit about the world's #1 power - 'Merica.

>inb4 inbred shitskinbritshits decide to talk shit to pure skinned, white America

Go die in a dull butterknife fight, faggots.

>>674643612
>>674643748
I live in London. It's like any major world city. Good parts and shit parts. Don't go east of Shoreditch after dark and you'll be fine.

>>674644001
Zigic is a fikin legenbd. Scorde aganist aresenal in 2011.

How does it feel to lose a war?

>>674644382
yuo chatin shite mate?

>>674644012
Why are you so defensive? Fucking hell. Talk about 'audacity'. You came into a thread, which was headed by a Union Flag just to say "You cucks better not make fun of Merica". That's a beta mentality, mate.

>>674644262
Greatest thing I saw was Arsenal cunts cry when they lost to you guys in the final. Greatest day ever

>>674644499
Nah bro can't understand that filthy pig latin mixed with the fake drunk text

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>can engage in conversations
>coherent enough to know whats going on in this thread and answer questions
>can't spell a single word correctly
pic related. are all europeans really this cringey? I'm beginning to think so

>>674644601
i was fukin chering tha t gaem on down the pub.

Bristol isn't bad. Just so fucking lefty and full of Welsh cavemen on the weekend

>>674644840
fukin IRA cunt

>>674644745
Yeah, we are. One lonely Britbong on /b/ is definitely the epitome of an entire continent. In all seriousness, though, OP is a faggot.

>>674644770
Pretty stoked they wont win the EPL. Fuck those cunts. I guess youll see Aston Villa in the Championship next season. Good luck with destroying them

>>674644563
welcome newcomer are you enjoying your first time on this site?

>>674642382
Birmingham is a fucking shithole, no wonder you're pissed up

>>674644770
Your probably some fatfuck whose never been to a pub, let alone have the balls to even drink enough to get mildly buzzed...fuck off faggot

>>674643612

London is nice
You should go once

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>>674644926

Hwo u dnoi cla?

>>674644961
we'l gibve thoes villa skum a right ares kiking

>>674642679
Almost, but "gorgeous paki" is kind of an oxymoron

>>674642675
Where the fuck did you hear this trash? Not true

>>674642102
Jahshsvahs

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>>674645080
Ivory coast army?

>>674644979
Very much so. I especially like it when anons search their memories for an appropriate comeback, only to find that it is full to the brim of CP and autism, and so resort to calling someone a newfag without any basis for the claim. Yeah, that's my favourite feature of /b/.

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>>674644926
...

>>674645250
His faggot ass is probably drinkin peach schnapps mixed with sprite, or a zima with a jolly rancher in it....fucking faggot

>>674643612
The main thing with London is you gotta be doing something there, you're going to a gig, fine, eating out, whatever have a day plan cool, but unless you know how people are there don't be standing around in one place too long, or you'll get robbed/killed so quick, even people that live there are constantly moving, like fucking sharks, gotta go fast

>>674643158
Are you the fat chick in the pic? Cause rules are rules

>>674645289
>his memories aren't filled with CP
definitely a newfag

>>674645417
Maybe his 'faggot ass' and your faggot dick should meet sometime.

>>674644563
>using the term beta unironically

I'd expect nothing less from a brit, m8. Go eat your crumpets whilst attempting to sharpen your butterknife on some concrete.

Sorry that the British government banned jokes and sarcasm back in the anti-hatespeech war of 1996, right before the war on kitchen utensils and sporks in 1997.

>>674641913
where are our six counties at mother fucker

>>674645699
i bet you'd like that faggot

>>674645683
That's two. I've never seen a triple. Could you make my day and call me a newfag once more. It would mean a lot.

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>>674645289

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Fuck Britain

>>674645837
thyere up ur fukin arse mate

>>674645781
Did I say I was British? Fucking presumptuous cunt.

>>674645915
>he's never been called newfag 3 times in just a short period of time
good lord get a load of this newfag

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>>674646098
Straya I presume?

>>674646150
You're colouring by numbers, anon.

>>674646098
>saying cunt to pretend your Australian rather than British

Give up, m8.

>>674646370
Incorrect. Though the use of the word cunt is an acceptable reason to think that.

>>674641913
how many fingers am I holding up?

>>674642382
Where in bham im just outside from dudley

>>674646573
I'm not Australian, you fucking dope. Australia, though they have a real dexterity with the word cunt, does not have exclusivity to it.

>>674646811
teh shiteohle knonw as sheldon.

>>674646764
If you're from Norfolk, I'll guess twelve.

>>674645911
Top zinger faggot

>>674646915
A'whight ya limey cunt den, mate.

>>674646764
i kant se threw a fukin moniotr you cunt

>>674645781
>jokes and sarcasm
but brits are the funniest and most sarcastic people on the planet

>>674647142
Stop thinking so Anglo-centric. It's a big old world.

>>674647310
>most sarcastic

When they say they're actually funny, yes, I agree.

>>674644745
I know him personally. He actually does drink a ton, but I'm not sure if he's pretending to act like this or not.

>>674647676
I aint pretebding u cutn

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>>674641913
Why do you all have horrible teeths?

>>674642769
How is Newcastle not far from fucking Birmingham haha

>>674647676
>>674647865
>samefagging this hard

>>674647155
How many dicks can you fit in your ass?

>>674642792
Underrated post

>>674648012
sreveral

>>674647155
Wrong, answer is yes. Kill yourself, you piece of shit.

>>674648010
>being this underaged

>>674648002
i dont abae a fukin clue maet

>>674648010
they're from different ip addresses and have different names

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>>674641913
Why your dad is fucking the vacuum cleaner?

Wyh yuor so drnuk?

>>674644012
Best place in the UK is Liverpool. I loved other areas in the UK previously and blacks people simply know not to come to Liverpool because it's a racist city. We had 1 black kid in our year group at school, 2 Chinese and 1 paki too.

London is full of absolute fucking bell ends. The midlands where OP is from is a fucking dive and it's full of pakis, everywhere else is basically pretty shit.

Scouse not English, we're our own country in a country.

>>674648438
me dads a pplie of fukin ahses maet

>>674648631
cuse im a fukin depresed alcohloic

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>>674648653
Rest in piece of shit.

>>674647155
Learn to spell you piece'a shit, I'm pretty drunk too, but I can still formulate a sentence, dyslexia isn't a real thing, learn to spell you tard

>>674648756
It is a real thing you fuck head

>>674648756
Not OP but slysdexlia is definitely real.

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Meanwhile at OP house.

>>674649147
pertty mucch

>>674648317
How would you know, faggot?

Again
>>674648317
>>674648194
>samefagging this hard

Another drunken Brit reporting in

>>674649221
Lern 2 NS normie

>>674649299
ay oop maet
wahts ocurring?

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>>674649221
>How would you know, faggot?
The names are self explanatory and the (29) means that person is the 29th new IP in the thread.

>>674649465
Wine
Wine and shitposting

You?

>>674649644
Guess I'll NS up in this bitch

>>674649644
cider, vodka adn rinning tihs thraed.

the namefags have arrived

tits and timestamp or gtfo

>>674649299
same here. ch61 you bellends

>>674649845
>cider, vodka
Sweet jesus nothin good could come from an evening of cider and vodka

>>674650011
>Merseyside madman
TW2 reporting in
One sec let me find my monocle

>>674649618
Wut? Is it because I'm on a phone? Cause everything just shows up Anonymous for me

>>674650011
b26 yuo cunt

>>674650635
its a thing called namesync,you need 4chan x to use it

>>674650635
it's because you're new

>>674650305
>Merseyside madman
don't tell the scousers that, they feel inferior as it is. how's it going you southern cunt? life being sound or nah?

>>674641913
Teach us about the wonders of Islam.

>>674650669
>brummie
i like your thread and that youre not southern but fuck me i hate your accent

>>674650865
Ilsam is a reliigon fro cunts

>>674651000
i'l reluktantly chek yuor trips mate

>>674651191
nice one you loveable brummie prick

>>674650854
Actually yeah, solid weekend ahead - pub, pints and three rugby matches tomorrow, then a recovery Saturday. It's gonna be pretty sweet - you?

>>674651459
working all weekend mate, kinda gutted! don't follow rugby, it's the 6 nations innit? how we doing? are we still shit at it? either way enjoy your weekend anon

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are you drunk enough to fuck this scottish bitch?

>>674651965
mate i'd hit that sober any fucking day

>>674651965
Nga, I woultnt shag that

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>>674652331
what about her?

>>674652331
Y not? Gud tits

>>674652583
lokos cutem ate

>>674652583
neh, tooo cuhby round teh fece

>>674652583
8/10 cutie
would take out to dinner and viking festival

>>674651879
Harsh! Hope things are as relaxed as possible mate. England's actually already won the 6 nations this year - this weekend doesn't even matter, but here's hoping we win anyway because fuck everyone else.

>>674652583
probably, her body doesnt look as good as the first one tho

>>674652331
Whats wrong with her?