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A thread for erics, chris, daniels, kevins, alberts, james, michaels, andrews, charles, roberts and matthews only

Scotts, blakes, chads, aarons, davids, tonys, petes, jennifers, kims, johns, richards, marks, stevens, andrews, brians, jasons and bens strictly prohibited

Sup guys
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>>674640561
what about kyles
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Bumping

Stay stay away inferiors
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>>674641063
You can come in too I suppose
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>>674640561
I'm assuming Eriks and Ericks are not allowed?
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what up eric
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What about Jake's?
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Does it count if your name means Peter in English?
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What about Chases?
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>>674640561
Andrews are both allowed and not allowed. We both exist and do not exist.
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where the army of /b/astards named james at
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>>674640561
What up op? None of that Eric with a K bullshit, even worse with a ck
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My name is Knox. Can I join?
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Alex's not fucking welcome at all.
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>>674640561
sup.. mane.. it's robert btw
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Where my Daniel's At?
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Fuck yea! Eric reporting in.
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>>674640561
my name is olamilekan cant i come in
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Hi, I'm Eric. Its a pleasure to meet you all! :^)
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Matthew reporting for booty.
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James here.

Suck it, Jennifer.
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>>674640561
Hey I'm a Charles and a Roberts
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>>674642138
Ma nigguh
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Hey, I'm John.
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Matthew reporting in.
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Aye fellas
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Hi I"m a Tony, crashing in.
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Hi guys I'm Peter, what's up?
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>>674642138
>Eric with a ck
>cuck. CucK.

Ericks are cucks confirmed
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>>674640561
Daniel master race reporting in.
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>>674640561
Daniel reporting in. Where's the popcorn?
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>>674640561
eric reporting in. sup guys
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>>674640561
containment board when?
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Can a Syrus tag along? No one ever calls my name :(
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>>674641549
Eriks and Ericks are fake Erics get out
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>>674643219
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first name eric middle name matthew reporting for duty
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>>674643178
True Cyrus's are spelled with a C, not an S. You are a Pretender, and shall be put to shame.
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>>674642307
Daniel reporting in
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Sweet!
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>>674643468
Well Grab Some Pop Corn and enjoy the show
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Matthew here. Fuggum
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>>674642941
Here some OC for my brethren .
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>>674640561
My name is Andrew.
Am I allowed to be here?
Am I not?
I don't think I want to be a part of whatever faggotry OP intended to create.
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>>674644088
>Here's*
Couldn't let that one slide
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>>674643466
I'll leave now then...
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Kevin reporting

how you niggers doin tonight
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>>674644198
You can stay
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James here for the get
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>>674641063
Fuck off, Kyle.
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i better not be the only chris here
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>>674644274
Wise choice, despite this being the gatecrashing Tony from earlier, which no one has noticed. My elite infiltration skills continue!
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Brian here
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Daniel checking in for the fun
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Matthew Reporting in. I feel so at home
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>>674640561
All of those names are boring and terrible, and you should feel terrible.
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Fuck you guys
Kevin reporting in
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>>674644726
Shut the fuck up, Da'quan you fucking nigger
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Charles reporting in
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What about Garretts
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>>674644438
Who the fuck are you?
Why do you get to choose whether I stay or not?
Why should I even listen to you?
What if I don't want to stay?
Why the fuck do I care?
Oh my god. What is my life anymore?
Why am I so lonely?
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michael go
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>>674644803
That name is even worse. My name is Ruadhri (roo-ah-ree). Shitty version is Rory.
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Richard reporting in. Whatcha guys up too?
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Aaron here. Im coming in anyway
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Matthew who hates being called Matt reporting in.
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Matthew Robert at your service
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Eric reporting in
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I'm a Drake, can i hangout here?
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>>674644803
Oh I'm sorry. I've got cousins with Gaelic names, and nearly copped the Gaelic version of James myself.

Still, your name isn't on the list. Get the fuck out.
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Chris reporting in.
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Hi gentleman my name is Charles but everyone calls me Chad. Faggots.
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>>674645000
Idk but check'd
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Hi! I'm Peter
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>>674640561
hey man
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>>674642639
Are you me?
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>>674645253
My name is never on the list, woe is me.
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>>674645356
Fuck off Peter you're not allowed
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>>674640561
Sup
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>>674645018
Lmao what

What kind of name is that

Do your parents hate you
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>>674640561
michael here
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>>674645342
Hey look at that. Meaningless numbers on a screen. My life suddenly has meaning again.

Why the fuck haven't I just ended it already?
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I like this thread, we should do this more often (Michael).

How's it going? I don't wanna cause an internal rift, but any Michael's in here too?
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>>674645529
It's Gaelic (both Scottish and Irish) and it means red (haired) king. I am neither a ginger, nor a king.
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>>674641063
yeeeeeeeeee one of us
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>>674645616
because you enjoy the memes here so much
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>>674640561
Michael here, any other Michael's here too?

I like this thread.
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>>674642093
reporting
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>>674645616
I think your in the wrong place this isnt a feels thread
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>>674640561
Aaron here, watsup
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>>674641797
Definitely not Pedro, fuck off.
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Tyrone reporting in
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>>674645916
Get outta here aye aye ron you're not allowed
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Dont worry guys, matthew is here now
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>>674646062
why not? Aaron's are pretty cool guys
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>>674644582
Fuck off Tony.

Michael.
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>>674644605
Out, no blacks.
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>>674640561
God mode Brian checking in.
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>>674642307
Right here fam
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>>674645797
Yes. The memes. I enjoy them ever so much.

End me. God please just strike me down. If there truly is a god, just fucking put me out of my misery. Right here. Right now. Come on. Fucking do it.
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yes and now post your faces if you haven't been in a Faces of /b/ thread yet.
This will do nicely...these goys don't even know...
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>>674640561
Tyrone here, whattup?
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>>674646190
OP said you're strictly prohibited you gotta follow the rules man
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matthew reportan. sup guys?
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Andrew reporting in, what's up man
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>>674646341
Hell ya Daniel Master race
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>>674645566
> double dubs

Hi Michael, I'm Michael.

We both know that we've got the superior name, confirmed by your double dubs.
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>>674640561
I'm an Eric and a Scott...

WHAT DO I DO?
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>>674646435
ah, i understand, rules are rules
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hey man what about dillons. ik the typical dillon stereotype after the war but i can assure you not all of us are blood letting savages.
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My names david.
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>>674645884
Life is a feels thread. A never ending shit storm of emotions you wish you didn't have. Maybe if you didn't have any emotions you would have been able to make something of yourself. Maybe your dad would have been proud of you. You could have been a doctor. Fuck you dad.
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>>674640561
Mat here whats going on
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Hi! My name's Jason, I like the way your breath smells. Wanna come back to my garage?
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What about
Franz Leopold Gustave Erich Mattheus Geones ?
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>>674646195
Well you might as well fuck off yourself, because I am a Michael and a Tony. Michael is my middle name. Thus it is a lower class than Tony.
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>>674646825
http://www.helpguide.org/articles/depression/dealing-with-depression.htm
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Hey guys. I'm a Katie. Can I hang out?
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>>674640561
Kevin master race reporting
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Michael reporting in.
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WUZ GOOD MATThEW IN THE FUCKIN hoiuuuuuuSE
BTW IM 11 AND A Half NIGGERS
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But...why?
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>>674647349
No fuck off cunt
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>>674647134
lel
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What if I'm an Eric Andrew?
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Mike reporting in
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>>674647349
I'm not sure about that Katie
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>>674647349
I don't know how but I know your name is not Katie
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>>674647485
Fine. Enjoy your sausage fest.
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>>674640561
I'm Rob. I'm Here. Suck it/
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WHAT ABOUT BRYAN
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>>674647553
Kys You fucking faggot
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>>674640561
Michael checking in.
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>>674647134
Fuck that. All I need is alcohol, and my trusty revolver. The thing is sort of old. Doesn't have a safety or anything. Once the bullets are in there the bitch is live. Who knows what could happen. Could be an accident one of these days.
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Male to Female Peter here. Fuck you OP
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>>674640561
Mark reporting in faggots
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>>674647626
Reddit
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>>674647349
Can you make a mean grilled cheese? If you can, you can "hang out" in the kitchen.
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>>674647874
Whatever just do it then
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wut aboot me my name is Christian, Am I allowed
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My name is William. Am I allowed?
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Brian reporting, suck my cum
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>>674640561
Hi I'm Stevens
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>>674647699
YOURE A FUCKING DUDE SHUT THE SHIT UP
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Kevin checking in
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Eirikur master race true viking checking in. Suck it fags.
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>>674648215
No. GTFO, bitch
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>>674648321
Gtfo Brian. Your kind isn't allowed here. Fucking dick mold.
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Name unga bungalo danga. Would dat count?
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>>674640561
M-My name is Sophokles
A-Am I allowed in?
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An Albert was here
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What about daryl
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Rob dobbs reporting
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>>674647349
Tits and timestamp, then yes you can as long as you don't bring up your sex again
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>>674640561
david reporting here
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>>674640561
Hi my name is James
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You spelled Erik wrong you cunt. Only sissy faggots spell it with a c
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what about bryces?
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>>674648517
NO! GOD I fucking hate Sophokles. Kill yourself, pisscunt
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>>674648517
Of course not. Go back to Macedonia or wherever you are
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>>674648126
You're a good guy you know that. Even though that wasn't to my face or anything, I still respect you for it. I've been waiting for someone to tell me that for years.
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>>674648718
Lol bryce gtfo duder
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>>674640561
Feels good to be glorious top name master race.
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I'm david and fuck you OP
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My middle name is charles so does that mean i can be here?
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My name is Smitty. Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen. Am I allowed in?
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>>674648673
Only fags have ks in their names
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Hey, I'm another Eric. Nice to see a few Erics in here.
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>>674648215
Oh I'm sorry, we will only looking for Bill's, and any Williams that go by their proper name are stripped nude and used as the pad's whore until everyone's had a go before thrown in the dumpster two stories below.
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>>674648789
Thanks, Dont forget to live stream it
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>>674648903
No.
>>674648967
You're cool bro.
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>>674648903
Only the middle section of you then: from bellybutton to knees
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>>674640561
muhammad reporting in
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This is one of the dumbest threads I've seen. Even dumber than get threads
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>>674649087
Don't worry, I will, it's the least I can do for you sick band of sociopaths after all these years.
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Eric!
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>>674649246
Jesus here, chime stick your dick in my hand holes again
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Is Paul that weird of a name?
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>>674648747
K. I'm gonna blow up a school now.
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>>674640561
matthew here. sup?
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>>674649311
Let me guess: your name is Ben.
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>>674649518
Yes
>caring about anon's opinion
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>>674649605
It's Benjamin ya dumb cunt.
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>>674643219
Erik here, so long then
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>>674649420
Then God Speed You Depressed Bastard
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>>674649692
You are no anon here, fuck off Kevin
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>>674649311
Ben detected
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What about Jack?
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>>674649420
Thanks bro. Just do us a solid and say you couldn't keep Obama's, nor Area 51's secret any longer in your suicide note
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>>674650125
You see it on the list? Neither do I.
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>>674649924
Aye mate, I'll fockin rek ya.
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Richard here

Sup
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>>674650290
Kill yourself faggot
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>>674649311
I smell a Ben.
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>>674648992
I like this butt. This is a good butt.
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Is a mike accepted?
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>>674649927
>>674650382
glad to see more people agree that Ben is an awful goddamned name
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Im tony i want to be included
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>>674650576
I'm sorry we only accept those who use their full names of "Michael." You shall be incinerated now.
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>>674650769
Get the fuck out, despite the rules only one Tony may be here.
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>>674649769
Aw, ain't you mad at me, "Little One" ? cute.

Get a real name please, yours is disgusting
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>>674650152
Just for you. I will put the stupidest fucking shit in my suicide note. Hopefully my roommate will get a post-mortem chuckle out of me once he finds me and my note.
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Adams?
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>>674645919
Piotr, but nice try.
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>>674640561

daniel checkin in

sup
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>>674650970
Wat
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>>674650970
Hey maybe just do something besides killing yourself. Try heroin and going to art shows.
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Matthew reporting in and repping the south
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>>674642307
Fellow Daniel reporting in.
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Andrew, reporting for duty.
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>>674641063
O-ho. Weeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle's mom is a bitch,
she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch,
If there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a bitch,
on Tuesday she's a bitch,
on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair,
she a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
she's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Kyle's mom is a BI-I-I-ITCH aahh.
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>>674651363
Why not both?
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>>674646062
bull lock ayy?
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>TFW you have always gone by Bernie
>TFW you have to quit your job just so you can start over somewhere else and introduce yourself as Bernard.
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Sup Michaels. Another Michael has entered the party!
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>>674651384
AWWWW YEA DANIEL
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>>674641063
Fuck off Kyle you fucking ginger chubby chaser.
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>>674641746
I second this. Jakes hold it the fuck down.
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>>674641452
You're both burned
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>>674645000
And when the days go by.
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>>674643219
My life is a lie
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>>674647877
the bones never lie
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>Daniel reporting in
how many other Daniels have had the misfortune of being barraged with "Damn Daniel"
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Hi Petra
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Steven reporting in
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calling for all kevins you all end up being huge fucking faggots!
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>>674651441
Well, a fun lifestyle might lead to that end. Just try all sorts of different things. There may be something worth living for.
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>>674640561
so busted are allowed
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>>674652376
You have no idea
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Mike here!
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