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>>674639754
Fuck you adam. retro memes are bad.

>>674640144

Ah shit yo, you got dubs, ry.

OP here, I'm giving away steam games. Dubs get.

FUCK YOU ADAM

>>674640686
Kek.

Pretty good. Met up with some people. Did some burnouts around my town. Smoked a doob and I'm warm and comfy at home.

>>674640686

Well, fuck you too, friend.

Pretty good, save my contraction of dysentery. I'm not looking forward to work tomorrow tho

>>674641003
FUCK YOU TOO ADAM

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>>674639754

>>674640837

Nice, watcha smoking?

>>674641144

Come say that to my fucking face, you keyboard warrior.

>>674641392
Marijuana.

>>674641392
Can't you read fool? Nigga said he smoked some weed but said it in some cool hip slag term.

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i was super close to killing myself with my father's .380 pistol, but my dog vomited on the carpet so i had to clean it up because im not being found dead next to that. doing great so far, still alive so i cant complain

>>674641559
Ok whats your adress nigger

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>>674641656
>but my dog vomited on the carpet so i had to clean it up

>>674641559
FUCK YOU TOO ADAM

>>674641631
>>674641581

Man, you kids and your cool ass new lingo.

>>674641829
Mate, the word "doobie" has been around for longer than I've been alive.

>>674641703

Next door to wherever you grandmother lives.

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>>674641920

>>674639754
Saturday in australia

>>674641990
Oh shit nigga, ima comin' fo' you now!

Shite

>>674641920
Kek

This thread is fucking hilarious.

>I'm too high to find food

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>>674641920

Drinkin colt light, so much better than regular colt

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>>674642203

>>674642203

I just made some bomb ass Mac&Cheez with some bacon pieces. Shiet nigguh, shit was CASH AF.

Studying, gonna be something great.

>>674642612
Shit man. Don't. The only thing I remember eating tonight is a kilogram box of cornflakes.

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>>674642070

Can you please wait, your Grandma just made some apple pie and we're gonna have some right now. You can join us if you'd like.

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>>674642655

Bretty good so far. Saw that hulkster put the big leg drop on gawker. Having a cold beer now.

FeelsGoodMan.

>>674642923
Fallout 4 is shit.

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>>674642909
Nah nigga. You's is dead now foo'. Ima shit in yo' grandmaws eye socket while I eat the FUCK out of that pie yo!

Gunu be cash af nigguh!

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>>674642655

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>>674643031

>>674643208
FUCK YOU TOO ADAM

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>>674643052
Then go play fallout1 and 2 as they are far superior.

>>674643430
i will fuck you

>>674643500
Where and when?

>>674643560
fuck you

>>674643560

Can I watch?

>>674643208

At least share with some of your hoodlum friends if youre going to kill me.

>>674643418

But, I'm Adam.

>>674643736
FUCK YOU TOO ADAM

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>>674643855

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>>674643964
I'm not even fucking salty you fucking kid. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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pretty good, watching godfather 2 and popping morphine.
the morphine consumption is going on because i broke my upper are during an armwrestle. the snap when my arm broke was fucking horrible.

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It's been alright. Now give me free Steam games.

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>>674644429

>>674644731
Adam likes morphine too.

>>674645076
>>674644731

This is 100% true.

Who is Adam? I'm past the point of understanding things.

>>674644939

GL

ZVZV9-J5GH3-BILDV

https://youtu.be/l9JiebyECQo

We burn in electric video fire.

>>674639754
going on coffee date

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>>674645213

I'm Adam. Hi.

>>674645268
Thanks, I got it. By the way... FUCK YOU TOO ADAM.

>>674645582
FUCK YOU TOO ADAM

>>674645582
Oh God, what is going on?

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>>674640144
Retro memes are cool. Screw you, pal.

>>674645893
My shitty friend started a thread, I said "fuck you adam" now it's some sort of bad meme!

>>674645893
FUCK YOU TOO ADAM

>>674646017
FUCK YOU TOO NOT ADAM

>>674646017
Wait. Who's Adam?

>>674639754
same as any other day, worked 9-5 and now i sit at home, today wasn't bad at all except my crush comes in to my job and we're not on the best terms because i been ignoring her since shes a slut so she was bitchy..she's prolly fucking someone now.

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>>674646053
>>674645751
>>674645663

>MFW all this hate

>>674646138
Adam is some fucker.

>>674646180
She's always fucking somebody.

>>674646127
NY NAME IS RY. LEARN TO FUCKING READ NOT ADAM
.>>674646138

MY SHITTY FRIEND AND THE OP

>>674646217

Ya, fuk dat Adumb guy, amirite guys?

>>674646197
FUCK YOU ADAM

>>674646197
That's his true form.

>>674646291
Your shitty friend and the OP are both called Adam?

>>674646197
FUCK YOU ADAM!

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>>674646365
>>674646291

>>674646282
pretty much..

>>674639754
>>674641222
Shit. I forgot about this meme, Mentlegen.

>>674644731
poast moar of this.

>>674646180

Just drop kick that cunt in the uterus or something.

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>>674646365

>>674646620
Do it. This 100 this.

>>674646726
FUCK YOU ADAM

>>674646726
ADAM HAS BECOME THE MEME. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! SHUT IT DOWN!

▲
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>>674646726

Woah. I've never been in a thread where a meme has been born before.

>>674646997
newfag

>>674646993
that's fucking nasty

>>674647053
FUCK YOU ADAM

>>674647053

FUCK ME, MAN!

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>>674647079

Yo, get called out nerd.

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>>674647351
>MFW I have no mom

>>674647597
you're the real nerd. i bet you're newfag af

>>674647655
Nice dubs, Adam.

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>>674639754
I had to wipe my 2TB HDD, had tons of shit on it, my whole movie collection...All because I put a password on it, I copy pasted it in to set it, and then pasted it in to test it out. Well shit didnt work, so I spent the next 20 minutes trying to make the password work, but to no avail. So now Im downloading shit and getting things back together slowly.

>>674647906
Fuck you adam.

>>674647747

Take that back jerkwad, I've been here for 2 months. I'm not a newfag anymore!

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>>674639754
Wasted

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>>674647700

>>674647815

Thanks, I'll totally take the credit for those dubs, yo.

Drinking wild turkey 101 and dropping elbows on women. How is yours, faggot OP?

>>674647906
have less porn pls

>>674648021

Are you gonna clean that toilet or what?

>>674648094
FUCK YOU TOO ADAM. THOSE ARE MY DUBS.

>>674648173
Clogged. Shit water all over floor now.

>>674648169
I actually erased all my porn before i did this

>>674647906

>2016
>not having external for porn

gj loser.

>>674648021
Nice job getting shit on the seat, plebian.

>>674648298
Juicy .

It's all adams fault.


FUCK YOU ADAM!

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>>674639754
its ok. missing my girl tho.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c

>>674648364
>HDD
>Not knowing thats an external hard drive

>>674648381

This faggot cannot poo in loo.

>>674648425
I love when they cry during sex.

>>674648425

I love it when they copypasta during sex.

>>674639754
Not bad. Posted my tits early.

My friday is fuckin shit!
Was taking a walk through the woods to clear my head, and ended up in some rich neighborhood -- got the cops called on me.

Then, I tried cleaning out my car in some random (ghetto) apartment complex -- cops pulled me over - said I was buying drugs.

Fuck is wrong with the world?

>>674648481
>still greentexts

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>>674648495
Anyone wanna shoope adams face on

>pic related

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I'm 20. Friends all progressed in life. University etc. While I sit in this shit tier town depressed for the past 10 months. Had a bar job for a month but got fired. I feel worthless. I want to kill myself. Going back to school in September in class with a bunch of 16 year olds. So surprised I haven't blown my brains out.

I've been alone now for an entire year. It's crippling.

Sometimes I go for lunch by myself and tell my parents I'm meeting friends so they don't think I'm such a failure of a human being.

Not so good.

>>674648700

>
>

>>674648700
>Nice try Adam you huge faggot
Im not gonna check them dubs then

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>>674648848

But thats not me.

I'm Me!

>>674648688
wow

>>674648897
He's dying right now. Thanks /b/

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>>674648959
No you're not, Im me

>>674648700
I got more dubs. Give me more Steam games now.

>>674648688

It's probably 'cause you're black.
It's that isn't it.

>>674649055
FUCK YOU TOO ADAM

>>674649176
probably

>>674649158

Here you go, m80.

2WKYW-56YV5-QWFL5

You can't say that Adam isn't a cool guy, tho.

mfw my name's adam and i don't get the meme

>>674649354
Ok, thanks again. Fuck Adam even though I won't say that he's not a cool guy directly.

>>674649211
I'M NOT ADAM,FUCKING ADAM.

>>674649389
FUCK YOU TOO ADAM

>>674648844
I feel your pain brother.
I ran out of money for school, tried to make something of myself by starting a business and ended up homeless for 9 months. Now Im living with my parents, driving a school bus wondering when I'm gonna beat the living shit out of one of these bad ass kids.

My advice: 90% of these fucktards aint worth knowing anyway.

>>674649389
A PRETENDER ARISES

>>674639754
I made the life-changing decision to leave all my friends and family, everything I've known and loved, sell all of my art and possessions that aren't sentimental, and move to New York City. I've been crying all day and feeling a lot of emotions. This is for the better. I just know it is.

>>674649571
RIP

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>>674649389

It's because you're a fucking
>pic related

plz

>>674649652
GOOD LUCK

>>674649176
>tried cleaning out my car in some random (ghetto) apartment co

ding ding ding!
What gave me away lulz

>>674649742
OH SHIT SHOCK BURN ADAM.

>>674649742
>pic not related

>>674649768
thanks, I'm gonna need it.

>>674649652

GL, don't sell yourself short. Always remember, Adam's got your back!

>>674649885
Nice try kid. But it's very related.

OK....so maybe Adam isn't a total cunt, eh fellas? I mean, he did just promise to blow us all if we rolled dubs....

>>674649885
>spic not related?

>>674650106

mom, plz come back. I miss you, mama. QQ

>>674649652
Why move to New York?

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>>674650171

>>674650106
Mom please!! I miss you so....those nips!

>>674650225
I died. GG no re.

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>>674650199
hold on, let me type it out.

>>674639754
Gay

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>>674650225

Fucken ded. 10/10

>>674650546
8/8!

>>674650586
kek

>>674650199
this is from an old post I saved on 3/15 I'll include the update at the end:

I've been in New York City for 4 days now and I'm in love.
I bought a ticket to NYC a couple months ago on a whim. Kinda like how Forrest Gump "just felt like runnin'," I just felt like coming to NYC. To me, the city was just always an idea, a fantasy; something I'd see on TV and movies to idealize and romanticize, but think of it only as such. Now I'm here and it's a real, like, thing. It’s all it’s cracked up to be and so, so much more.. The things I've done, things I've seen, friends I've made since I've been here. Just...I can't even begin to explain. It turns out I have a cousin with whom I wasn't close until I came and visited. We hit it off and he's willing to post me up at his place in Park Slope, Brooklyn until I get on my feet here job-wise. I have a job back "home" (South Side Chicago and Champaign, Illinois) that I love, but I know I could easily move just drop it and move here.

>>674650714

5/7

>>674650724
I wish that I could do that.

>>674650724
When I realized I wanted to be here, I felt all these crazy emotions happening all at the same time. I was happy I’d found a place where I feel really, truly at home, but sad that I wanted to be here and all my friends and family are in Illinois. Mostly, though, I’m absolutely terrified of what’s gonna happen in the future, but terrified in the weird, curious, good way. I have no idea how to explain it.. I was texting my dad (I was going to leave on Sunday..) and the conversation went like this:
Dad: What time does your flight arrive tomorrow?
Me: Yeah…about that.
Me: This might be a whole one-way thing...
Dad: Staying in NY?
Me: Yeahhh. Hahahaha, just joshing around, though. Idk Let me look up my flight times.
Dad: Wouldn’t have surprised me!
Me: I got a lot to talk to you about when I get “home” Hahahaha.
Me: Very, very seriously considering living here.
Dad: Go for it. Seriously.
[That conversation happened on 3/12 it’s 3/14. I didn’t actually get on the flight home.]

>I saw a red pair of pumps in the Glaset Plaza today...made me think uv mum. Those same shoes she wore when we picnicked over in Lamb's Pond when I was a wee boy...the way her hair blew across her forehead and her smile....the feel of her hand rubbing me back and my junk....her eyes catching the last glare uv the sun before we packed up and went home. I miss ya, mum!

>>674650833
I called my ex gf of 5 years (she’s still one of my best friends) and told her all about it. About how I don’t think I’m coming back and she kinda responded with something like, “Duhh? This doesn’t surprise me at all. You’ve been talking about this ever since I met you. Do it, but be careful.” I called my childhood best friend about it, he told me to do it but be practical about it. I called my boss and roommates about it, they all told me to do it. And not only that, but the opinions that actually matter to me the most were of all the new Yorkers I met…
I’m sorry to have to toot my own horn here, but here goes. I have an old friend who lives here who works in investment banking and has a salary I could only dream of. He told me he knows I’d make it here. He was sitting down with my cousin while I was outside and apparently all they talked about was how much they believe in me and wanna see me here. I was at a French restaurant where an Australian bartender, waitress, and African, French-speaking busboy all told me they’d never met anyone like me before. I had a conversation with at least 7 people at a bar two nights ago. All of them, within 30 seconds of meeting me, told me to move here and that they knew I’d make it, giving me their phone numbers to grab lunch sometime.

>>674650844
10/10 more adam green please.

>>674650844
>mfw can't even greentext right.
FUCK YOU, ADAM!

>>674650844

More Adam lore, plz.

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>>674650953
'm done with school, (I studied French for 3 years at University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign), I'm 21, I'm single, I don’t own a dog, I could easily switch jobs, I have one month rent-free stay in Brooklyn to find a job. (I honestly don’t care what job. I’ve worked such shitty ones back home. Being in NYC would be enough). I’m not trying to be a famous actor or musician or business executive or whatever. I just wanna be a hard-working, tax-paying, subway-taking, etc. etc. citizen of New York in the most cliché way possible. I wanna be in the hustle. Work the hours. Pay the bills.
Honestly, that’s the dream.

And I’m making it come true.

>>674651069
He's gotta update the lore!

>>674651069
STOP BREAKING MY ADAM LORE!

>>674650833
>>674650953
Jesus christ dude I didnt want a book to read. Is this all you or why you are moving there?

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>>674639754
>>674641222

>>674651045
>I will slap you in the mouth with my dick, sir....I takes green to a whole new steely level ya fuck. Ahaa!

>>674651144
A fuck ton of shit has happened since then, so let me greentext the rest.

>>674651182
THE ADAM IS WRITING THE FABLED CODEX AS WE SPEAK. HOPEFULLY BETTER THAN A WAR CODEX.

FUCK YOU ADAM.

>>674651292
>The day after I wrote that I went to a job interview.
>marketing for non-profits
>loved it
>was good at it
>quit bc i was recovering from a hospital stay plus the 1 1/2 hour commute plus I was on seroquel that made it fucking impossible to wake up

Bumping as adam writes the offical canon.

>My mum used to say "Success comes to those that hustle wisely, me wee lil love".....I would be perplexed! "Then mum, you really must be the worst dolly hooker me ever met", I would say.....mums...gotta love em!

>>674651740
Top zozzel.

>>674651599
>They ran my numbers from when I worked at the chicago office
>loved my resume
>didn't give a fuck at the interview bc i wasn't sure if i was moving to nyc
>one thing that happened:
>interviewer: how are you today?
>"goal oriented, how are you?"
>he ended up laughing
>fuckin nailed it
>power moved ftw
>got the job
>pays 3 times as much as my current
>factoring in COL, about two times

>>674651730
FUCK YOU

>>674651740
Oh Adam's mom!

>>674651069
>>674651045
>>674651029

>In west Canada born and raise
>Playing in the street where i spent most of my days
>chilling and playing pokemon outside of the school
>when a couple of parents were up to no good
>started to argue late night in the household
>His mom got in one little fight and got scared she said
>im taking my boy to beanerville
>She packed my bags sent us on our way
>Economy class, yo this is bad
>Drinking OJ out of a plastic glass
>Couple years later Adam left beanerville
>fresh prince of beanerville never saw mom again

>>674651997
>what is this sad fuck on about, then?

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>>674651997
Im almost sorry I asked, this dude was just waiting for someone to ask that. Obviously had prepared for a good 2 hours beforehand.

>>674652132
*the following is based on a true story*

>>674651599
>got on a flight home
>doing a reality check before I'm doing this
>still want to do it
>selling my car, cashing out my bonds, selling my silver, selling my stocks (they're all worth literally less than $1000)
>my roomate is actually my boss
>helping me out and paying me more this last week before I move

That's about it. I'm fucking doing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

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Adam, why?

>>674651997
this was the reply here oops:
>>674652375

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>>674652132
>>674652132

Adam after he left beanerville.

>>674652315
Adam here......I am off to write the CODEX DISCORDIA OF /B/! I will leave you with is quote!

>.......gurgle, gurgle, gurgle......

-a drowning 4 year old-

>>674652732
FUCK WHAT IS THIS 08 ? THIS FEELS LIKE 08 I MISSED 08.

Spent my time playing vidya despite not finding it enjoyable for the last 7 years. Jesus Christ, Yaweh, Budda just end this existence.

>>674652779

Get out of here impostor.

>>674652375
goodler luck m8

>>674652664

I don't know why. Sorry.

>>674652779
>And Adam came on the world, and he saw that it was good....and came again did he, for there is truly nothing else to do once the hooker leaves crying....

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An Adam meme fresh from the vault.