>>674638137
i'm gay.....like OP

>>674638137
op is from 9fag

Fight club

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>>674638137
one time i posted a facebook picture and asked /b/ to rate my sister

but it wasn't really my sister, it was just a girl from school who doesn't really notice me

I post bananas in ylyl threads

My wife's sister sucked my cock a couple hours before I married her sister and blew my cum in her mouth.

Had my wife suck me at the end of the evening. Doesn't know her sister was just there.

>>674638919
You monster

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>>674638919
Hope you die u cuck

I wuz da one dat stab OJ exwife

>>674640175

Can you stop posting this? It didn't happen, you watch too much porn and this is just fantasy. Fuck off.

I'm bisexual, but told my wife i'm straight. I still meet random guys in adult book stores and suck them off or fuck them.

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I like to spy on my sister and cum on her shampoo and toothbrush

>>674640679
stop being a jealous tool.

>>674640175
I fucked your wife and your sister at the same time and they both told me how they found it funny that you actually thought that she didn't know, since she's gonna use it as a way to divorce you and take all you have.

i've started sharing nude pictures of my wife with a friend of mine.

I want my wife to start sucking other guys cocks

I wish I was american so I could easily get a gun to kill myself.

im looking for a sugar daddy. bi, not out and dont want to get aids. but I am skinny and down for what ever.

things are not going well.

i catfish men as a woman. but i'm a 17 year old virgin myself

>>674641216

Stop lying online

>>674641971
And you feel like it's a lie because?

>>674641424
What's the point of this post? That you still live at home with mom?

>>674642278
Wasn't that the point of yours?

>>674638919
Could you tell us a little about the psychology behind this?

I sexually harrass my roomates gf for 2 years now without any of both knowing

ive been getting world class blowjobs from an older man since I was 19. im 26 now, he drained 2 loads out of me last night.

>>674644511
moar!

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For the anon who asked, initial of last name?

>>674641474

pics or it didn't happen newfriend!

i come into these threads and make shit up.

also, i fucked my sister.

>>674644511
How so?

>>674645607
We all fucked your sister

I used to sneak around peeking through peoples windows in my area when I was younger. It became kind of an obsession, I did it every night, often staying out all night.

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>>674641725
>being american right

I used to masturbate with my ex-girlfriend's soiled underwear when we lived together

I hated my ex female housemate so much that I took pics of her while showering. My gf doesn't know. Still waiting for the right moment to dump them.

i fucked my aunt when she was drunk and she called me by her son's name

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>>674638137
I loaned my friend something one time and took it back, then he said I owed him. He didn't drop it so I offered to buy him a milkshake someday, the next day I went to the shop, ordered one, took it into the bathroom and put old cum into it that I had in some bottle in my room and mixed it, then called him and said his shake was waiting for him, I watched him drink all of it..

it was strawberry flavored

>>674641169
I can relate... she's fucking hot

>>674646860
dump them now to prove you aren't a lying faggot

>>674638137
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>>674644597
>>674646018

I always make sure there is no usable evidence, I just like to know it's happening because I can't stand her thinking, she knows everything better

>have copied our bathroom key, when she is in shower and friends are over drinking I unlocked the bath from outside and some friend walks in on her naked
>like every other house party at ours she passes out, I always reccommend party guests to not leave but stay in one of our rooms, 3 guys were lying in bed with her, she had only undies on while me and my roommate were on the couch
>hot washed her working dress, she works in a sports bar, looked like a slut during work and me and friends went to eat there and have a drink, whenever she served or took away something she had to bend over the table and some thong action was going on

Over the time I had found a lot of possibilities making myself at least having some advantage of her being around all the time, I got million more tricks

i used to sneak into my step sisters bedroom after our parents had gone to bed and i would finger fuck her and go down on her.

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Im sex addicted and see every woman as an object for pleasure and it ruins my relationships

i am the zodiac killer

>>674647717
shouldn't you be out campaigning, Mr Cruz

>>674647792
mind your fucking bizness faggot trump fucker

>>674647935
found the bosnian

>>674641569
Vanessa maldona

im 24 and still suck my thumb

touched my first vag and dick in kindergarten, liked vag not dick

if i didnt have a kid with my gf we probably wouldnt be together

I keep telling my ex that I didn't leave her for another girl.

My sister got addicted to pain killers after a major car accident. I knew people who could get pills so I pimped her out to them repeatedly.

>>674638137
Is that you Brian?

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>>674638137
i like to dress up as CP
Not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my CP suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c

>>674643843

It's fucking hilarious to see everyone flip shit. It's a dumb meme that is so overused and completely retarded that it's almost a parody of itself. These two things combined give it staying power.

The psychology? Why do people troll at all? Feeling they have power and influence? Maybe they just find what they perceive to be disproportionate reactions to be hilarious. Because they are, especially over trite things.

>>674641569
go to a swinger club...
if the problem is that you don't know how she reacts if you ask her: she'll be fine (and if she isn't, she's pretending because she is unsure if it's a test)

>>674644539

straightest thing i've ever read on /b/

i fucked my cousin and my aunt. at separate times though.

>>674638137

Killed my next doors dog

then chopped it up, cooked it and fed it too their child while babysitting.

i fucked my dad.

he wasnt that good.

>>674648236

And then what did you get out of it? Money or pills?

>>674649610

it's copypasta

>>674649610
I'd get cash, and would fuck her when they were done with her.

i was phone.

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>>674638137
I post pasta in threads that are supposed to be OC.

I secretly want to have gay sex with my best friend

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pretty sure i'm still a tits guy

>>674638137
Some bitch posted enough in one these I almost had enough evidence to arrest her for falsely accusing some poor black kid of rape. The kid did time and everything. Thanks OP we need more of these.

It is harder to kill a deer, then a human.

used to spit in my moms drinks when ever she told me to go get her one and in her food

>>674646249
See anything good?

>>674650168
Same.

>>674647582
You sicken me

I'm Batman

>>674638137
incredibly in love with someone 20+ years younger than I am, and no that does not make it pedo...
yeah yeah oldfag wtf am I doing here yeah yeah

>>674652558
We know Bruce

>>674638137
I want to apologize to some guy I used to stalk because I feel so bad about being so creepy, but if I did he'd find out I was stalking him. at least he never found out and we're still friends. At least I stopped.

>>674651347
Considering the ridiculous amount of time I spent doing this, the pay-off was disappointing. I got a quick look at some boobs every now and then, but very rarely and I can't remember seeing anything more hardcore. It actually didn't matter after a while, it was the thrill of night stalking, doing something forbidden and severely frowned upon, that did it for me. It wasn't even a sexual thing, I think. I almost got caught a couple of times, it was really scary and exciting in a peculiar way. I was youthfully fascinated by serial killers back then, and this was a way to get inside their mindset without killing anyone.

did you just write all over a fucking book

i have fucked my sister, pushed a 10 year old boy off a tower, and killed the mad king.

>>674653001
are you a girl?

>>674648651
Thank you. I'll reward you with a secret: I secretly flip shit when I see the god damn banana, but I never post about it, because I want to rob you guys of you pay-off.

>>674648371
Initial of last name?

>>674638137
I fantasize about dominating and conquering my best friend's wife and mind breaking her through sex.

>>674648483
I know this is fiction, but i keked hearty anyway. OP is a talented storyteller.

>>674654872
I meant Anon, not OP

In college I had access to a friend's accounts and read all her emails, blogs, dating sites, etc. Got some win of her (long lost) and a lot of juicy details. I set up a fake email every once in a while and email her husband--"ask her who George is," "does she still have that white thong with the heart on her mound," "does she still use that purple vibrator?" Just sowing discord.

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>>674638328
OHNOOOOOOOOYOUDIIIIIIDN'T!!!!

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>>674638137

>>674653839
Why?

>>674655074
Copypasta detected

>>674656111
Trips confirms

I'm married with three kids and I want to have regular sex with this older man I found. I suck him off every once in a while and he has fucked me like 3 or 4 times but he never busts in me and I've been wanting to feel someone cum in me. I think it just has to do with wanting the experience before I settled down because the thought of being around him or any man in a relationship setting grosses me out beyond belief....

>>674641833


Post you bending over so I know it's worth it

>>674638137
when i was in high school we had a system that allowed us to share files n shit with teachers and other students. There was this gal i used to talk to, we started dating n shit, got some nudes from her, i broke up with her saying that i was having problems with family and stuff and i'd be hard to keep going on that relation, we were both fine with it. Litterally two weeks later she starts dating another guy, anger fills me, i pay a friend of her bf to find out his password and login, starts spreading her nudes through this system thing, she thinks it was him, he gets kicked out of school, still noone knows it was me.

>>674650730

I remember that thread. That shit pissed me off so bad. What's worse was that she didn't even care.

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I shared my gf nudes on the internet

I found pics of my roommates gf and saved them to my laptop. Sexual but non nude.

>>674658216

Show and tell

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>>674658414

Oh long johnson

>>674658990
Any mooaatrr fudget ?? Lijey lijey :)

>>674659066
Nice duups dingbat

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Thats all of them

>>674658216
Still interested if you got em /b/ro

>>674659616
Sick daaewg !

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>>674638137
I literally want to be a girl just to be a reverse trap

what the fuck is wrong with me /b/?

>>674658414
Damn she's nice

>>674656909
You gay son

>>674659663
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well hope this works

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I have a crush on Lucario

>>674660175
you failed

>>674646494
I stole my ex's dirty underwear and sniffed them while I jacked off for months after she kicked me out. I finally got rid of them and was able to move on.

Fucking hurt me so bad her giving up on me for being depressed and unhappy. I couldn't and can't help being this way. Being dumped for this has made the problem even worse. She and her son were the only bright spot in my life.

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>>674658216
>>674658414
>>674658990
>>674659530
>>674659616
heres a face pic

>>674641725
Drink bleach

I dated a tranny and i liked it

I'm the person who makes everyone I know laugh by telling really offensive jokes, but also enlighten them about economics and religion, as well as history and other things. Thing is, everyone thinks I'm the type of guy that is talked to all the time, but I actually am hardly ever texted and never really have the time to do much of anything. I am also extremely depressed and come here so I can feel better, because it cheers me up every time I come to /b/. From the rekt threads to every "OP is a faggot." It's the humor I use with my friends, and the shock value is just amazing, but I still get more and more depressed by the day.

Sometimes, I think about if it's even worth existing anymore, but when I come here I know there are some people who share my humor.

Was delivering a pizza to a nigger family that orders frequently and always complains about their food, every time, to get free pizzas and also never tip. Making my second trip there because the first pizza didn't have enough cheese when they asked for extra cheese. I managed to jerk off as I was driving there and smear my cum all over the pizza. Hope they liked that extra cheese, niggers.

>>674661070
tell hottest sex story you had

>>674661070
Too bad trannies are people with a mental illness called "Gender Disphoria." Well done, you dated a retard.

I put a baguette in my ass :)

>>674661595
post pics or gtfo

burp

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>>674661667
You go second or third ? Its next month ok>>674661667

I'm a sadistic fuck that likes inflicting pain on animals. I had a kitten and lets just say i don't anymore.

>>674662975
you sick fuck

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>>674661251
I feel you man

I fucked around with my friends girlfriend on his couch while he was in his room passed out drunk. We did a bunch of blow, went back to their room and she and I fucked around more right next to him.
They recently broke up and she has no place to go, so every few days she comes over and get loaded and fuck for hours. While she's riding me she talks about how much she hates him. I fucking love it and don't feel bad since he was cheating on her. Before they broke up we would get drunk and she would show me videos of them fucking and videos of her masturbating. She's such a whore I love it.

I'm a really nerdy female but guys assume I'm a preppy bitch by my appearance. So I'm pretty lonely but I never say that to anyone

>>674664182
pics, tits of gtfo

>>674638137
I appear to be fine with gays on the outside, but deep down inside I want to witness one getting killed.

>>674664182
Timestamp or gtfo

>>674664306
>>674664441
I'm underage, so no

>>674664622
but thats even better, just tits and timestamp nobody will know

>>674664050
Does her name start with an M?

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I'm into lolicon and my boyfriend doesn't know

>>674664863
yes, Memelissa

>>674638137
I'm a hebephile.

>>674664824
Kill yourself

>>674641569
Cuck faggot

>>674661251

Make some real friends and change your lifestyle then?

>>674665092
fag

>>674653694
Jamie is that you?

>>674638137
I'm slightly casually addicted to cocaine.

>>674664182
Then don't dress all prepy. Lol make urself look dorky

>>674665108
Ahh thought it was the same chick that broke up with her bf, shes been visiting me too, thought we had the same girl lol

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>>674665487

bisexual actually

I tell everybody that I'm straight but Im actually a tri-gendered pyro-fox.

>>674664824
this

>>674664441
The gtfo underage b8

MODS

>>674665679
School has uniform. Everyone looks dorky.No one can't tell which is which

>>674665841
FUCKING LOSER. that comedy channel was only funny in 2008

>>674664182
im the male version of this .. sucks i likes nerdy girls but get stuck with preppy bitches. fuck my banana republic shopping life.

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>>674648483

>>674666029
Real struggle, man.

>>674638137
I love traps, i don't like men.
What is this?

Both are men so by logic i should be gay.

>>674653694
Hi Jamie. Come fuck me. You know who. We have a lot of the same mutal relatives

>>674664182
>>674666029

You really shouldn't have a problem finding other nerds, try showing what you're into if you're that desperate to find someone with similar interests.

>>674666306
I'm the same way. I looovr a feminine babe, penis or not, and love a womanly personality but masculine/mannish is an instant boner killer

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Fucked my best friend's mom. Never told him.

8 years later, my best friend admitted he fucked my first love 2 years after I dumped her. I was happy and relieved.

Karma worked it out :)

>>674662975
Why animals and not people? Are you that weak?

>>674641833
I know that feel anon, just watch out, gay dudes fall in love quickly... you have to quit it as soon as you see it happening or else...

I'd rather fuck shemales / femboys / traps, etc. Anything feminine without a vagina, because children are fucking disgusting.

I lie like to smell my own farts

I used to rub my sisters underwear in my face, loved that smell

>>674638137
I once stole my friends phone and sent a dick pick to everyone in contacts including his parents.

>>674638137
I post in trap threads to turn /b/ gay.
every convert increases my chances with chicks

>>674666682
Hmmmmm sooooo good

>>674661070
THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK!

>>674666544

mum>ex of 2 years

Sometimes I go into public restrooms and put itching powder on the toilet paper.

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I post jontron memes on furry threads

I had two abortions in high school.

>>674667058
Fucking kek

>>674667074
Why?

>>674667122
Whore

>>674666682
Same here.

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>>674667074
I post furry memes on jontron threads

>>674666544
Is that a fucking dragon scale my nigga

I want to get cancer
But can't have it

>>674667422
no, that is an opal.

>>674667122
Do what you gotta do man

I'm a really mild mannered guy most of the time but I'm really into rough sex.

I choke and throat fuck my girlfriend, call her a bitch, and sometimes slap her across the face. Most of our sex ends in my throwing her to her knees to take my load in her face.

>>674638137
I used to eat powdered coffee creamer.

>>674667186
To troll people, of course.

I once had sexual relations with a fairly popular female youtuber. She said if I went public about it she would claim it was rape and go to the police.

Ask me shit about it. (I'll answer most questions).

>>674667642
so long as she's into it

>>674667642
Fucking noice

>>674667642

Wait you're telling me that people actually have different sex lives then what people would guess from their every day manner?

>>674667708
I just.... Why jontron? What spurred you to use him?

>>674667742
Whats her initials

>>674667742
Who was it? Give us hints!

>>674667748

You're the antirape anon aren't you?

>>674667840
Ssshhhh, you'll trigger America

>>674667888
Initials of real name or YouTube name?

Also checked.

>>674667748
Better if she's not

I've been on 4chun since 06 and I can't triforce

>>674667933
Name is one thing I won't do. Sorry.

>>674667863
Because jontron is the best youtuber, and great for trolling with STOP and I AINT HAVIN' THAT SHIT and OUTTA THIS HOUSE

>>674667748
Hahah, I think she is. We're really shy and don't talk about sex much, which I know isn't the best.

But yeah she'll dig her nails into my back and my ass while we're having sex until I'm sufficiently "pissed off" enough to start the choking and slapping so I'm pretty sure she is goading me into it.

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>>674638137
I'm the best rapper in georgia
www.datpiff.com/Ronnie-Scholarship-Long-Story-Short-mixtape.759661

>>674668130
04 here, also still can't triforce

>>674668035
Both

>>674641169
diabolical

I looked back

>>674668195
Hints, then. Is she a makeup youtuber? Music? Comedy? How to tips? Blond, brunette, redhead?

>>674668267
Hmmm, yeah he has some pretty interesting reactions for that

>>674668520
Yeah

>>674668631
Kek, bro are you in the youngest porn star thread? Lmao

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>>674668954
I dont undertand what you mean here, but jontron DOES have great reactions

Fucked my best friends wife for nine years before we got caught.

Threesomes, took her butt cherry, she took mine fingering while blowing me, lots of dirty kinky shit.

Hell, she'd fuck me, then go back and sleep next to him, because he couldn't get it up for her except the occasional bj in the shower- because she wouldn't swallow HIM. Just me.

Still don't feel too bad about fucking her. Just about the way he found out.

>>674669116
Some one literally just posted a jontron reaction pic in the mentioned thread

Im 30 with a long term girlfriend of 6 years and. On the side im fucking my best friends wifes younger sister.
Im rekt.

>>674669173
Awesome for you but I feel really bad for your friend. I have issues getting it up to and I couldn't be in a situation like that, my ego couldn't take it

>>674669299

So why do you cheat on her?

>>674669202
No, that wasnt me. But in the threads i DID post i, i got some pretty good reactions.

>>674668496
I don't want to give TOO much away, it's kinda easy to figure out if I start giving hints.

I don't watch her videos anymore now, so I don't really know what kinds she does. But she's blonde.

>>674641885
MODS MODS

>>674669173

What a whore, hopefully she'll wise up and learn it's better to leave someone you're not compatible with.

Fucked my friend's GF and had her tell me how much better I was in bed than him while we did it. I've never come so hard but I felt like a fucking sociopath.

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I have been stalking this halifax nova scotia woman for years because I saw her on this website and her dox were posted so I follow her around and one time hit on her at the bar and she went home with me and I still follow her around. I was able to put a virus in her computer via flash drive and logged into her computer and download massive amounts of nudes

I once paid lolichan to masturbate & lick/suck on her feet for me.

>>674669173
you weren't his friend, stop lying to yourself

Today is my 5 year anniversary and my love didn't fucking remember.

My fetish is fucking other peoples girlfriends :^(

With the exception of a few, i've fucked all my best friends girlfriends and they don't even know

>>674669173
Thats not much of a secrect dickweed

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jontron, because jontron

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>>674669173
>she wouldn't swallow HIM. Just me.
Nigga please
How you gonna believe anything a lying bitch say
Simp ass

>>674638137
While hanging out with my friends this summer I had a huge urge to shit.
On my way back home I couldn't contain it and I literally shat myself.
There's nothing more disgusting that feeling shit smearing all over your ass.
Also had to clean up the entire bathroom since when I took off my pants the shit dropped to the floor.
Of course, the pants and the underwear went right into the trash.
Took me like an entire hour to completely clean myself and the bathroom.

>>674669482
Because the girl is ridiculously hot and 19.
Shallow i know.

>>674669854
This.

I get off on being a monster that destroys things. People's relationships. Girl's asses. Etc.

Got my fiance to do a threesome with me and her brother. Nothing like watching a girl get so fucked up on molly that playing with her tits gets her horny enough to suck her brother.

Tonight is the night, reply with dubbs

>>674669823
kek

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>>674668298
Sick art

>>674669413
Eh, sex was fun, but I wouldn't have wanted her to leave him for me, either.

It's like going to the gym, working out, them going home. But penis.

Let her get her needs taken care of, openly, and she'll be happier waiting and helping you deal with yours
>>674669582
>>>674669173 (You)
>What a whore, hopefully she'll wise up and learn it's better to leave someone you're not compatible with.

>>674670186
You're a pretty deluded individual aren't you?

>>674669582
>>>674669173 (You)
>What a whore, hopefully she'll wise up and learn it's better to leave someone you're not compatible with.

Oh, it's long over, and she's dating girls and guys openly now, happy as a clam.

He's still single, sad, and unlaid.

I used to stalk a guy through out highschool, even after i got him to start dating me. We got married five years ago this may

>>674669979

So it's just all sex based? Why not dump your girlfriend then?

>>674669807
>>>674669173 (You)
>you weren't his friend, stop lying to yourself

We kind of still are, actually.

>>674669863
>>>674669173 (You)
>Thats not much of a secrect dickweed

You're the secret dickweed, dickweed.

>>674670151
That is the greatest story I have ever heard. I would love to hear a very detailed version for....reasons.

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>>674670151
I'm gonna need some greentext anon

>>674669946
>>>674669173 (You)
>>she wouldn't swallow HIM. Just me.
>Nigga please
>How you gonna believe anything a lying bitch say
>Simp ass

His words. Not hers.

Way to chew the soggy biscuit, milquetoast

>>674670451
Im selfish i guess. And she doesnt care i have a gf

>>674670386
>>>674670186 (You)
>You're a pretty deluded individual aren't you?

Nah, I've had a good long run at life. Been thru more shit than just cheating.

But at least I'm honest about it- even my wife knows.

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>>674670667
Well you still take the L for snaking a bro for a slut

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>>674670777
You lucky motherfucker

I tied some dude to a chair and made him watch while I raped his woman. You should have seen the look in his eyes when I killed her in front of him. It was like the fight in him was gone. I then put him out of his misery. Placed them both in dumpsters just before the garbage truck arrived and watched as they departed into eternity together. I love romantic endings.

>>674667074
I like you

>>674671040
I know. It crazy.

Fucked my cousins. Sisters. & can't wait to do it again.

>>674671176
what the fuck