My wife is out of town on business and I spent six hours in a city that makes me want to peel my face off.

>>674637896
what city??

It's cause i'm lonely bitch that's why

>>674638029
Seattle.

>>674637896
Why peel your face off?

dying of chemical imbalance, makes me lethargic

>>674638089
Because doing it to other people is frowned upon in most cultures.

>>674637710
cuz I'm antisozial af and drunk af at the moment

>>674637710
Not a degenerate.

Playing fucking SKYRIM.

>>674637710
got the stomach flu

I hate people in general

>>674637710
waiting for the homie to get ready.

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I'm busy colouring in the best bits of old Peanuts comics

>>674638072
Kek I live in Seattle. Why do you hate it? Traffic?

>>674638518

Man, that's rough. For how long now?

>>674638701
6 days and counting

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>>674638545
this.

I'm a pansvestite, a sexual, wolfkin, cis-hating, huwoman. and I don't need no homophobic peodophile manpig

>>674637710
>Doing alot of research on horror games and anything to do with horror
>I'm a trading card game freak so also looking at cards on the internet so can make good playable decks
>I also love being 4chan so fuck off

>>674637710
I'm 35 and boring.

>>674638072
Holy shit, that was my day today too. 2 hours just trying to navigate to fucking I90. What a wonderful day.

>>674637710
my ankle bracelet.

>>674638914
Well, that's valid. What did you get caught doing?

>>674637710
Crippling depression.

>>674638636
i like you :)

>>674638817
You play yugioh? You got that dank pepe deck?

i dont like going out

>>674638914
nigger.

>>674638914
Nigger Bandit

>>674638997
my wife hit me so i hit back.

>>674637710
At least I'm not alone posting pictures of sonic on /b/.

>>674639127
feminism :(

>>674638072
ay same here /b/ro

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Bc I'm in a long distance relationship, also bc I'm marathoning Bones. Would have been high at my friends but she's out of town.

>>674639127
Jeez man ain't that a kick in the head

>>674639183
yea, basically. the charge got lowered though.

>>674639127
So they're confining you to the house with her? Brilliant!

>>674638072
why u hatin on my city? fucking red neck faggot

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I'm Jewish and I have no friends

>>674639230
>"long distance relationship"
what makes you think she isn't absorbing a big black cock right now, anon?

>>674638518
Me too I'm sick

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>>674637710
I'm antisocial. I enjoy drinking alone.

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>>674637710
>GF is boring as fuck
>been stressed lately about all sorts of shit
>got some good weed
>I'll have a better night alone with my tunes and my fellow b/tards

>>674638771

Fuck man. I feel you, that sucks. Good time to work through a pile of unplayed Steam games though.

>>674639078
Maybe but thats a secret
Also konami ruined the deck with the banlist.....

i never seem to meet any single women who i find attractive and always fall for the ones who are taken, have a kid, lesbian, only want sex, or any combination of them. as i want a relationship, i can not find a woman whom i find aesthetically pleasing and whom doesn't fall into any of those categories

>>674638700
>checked
Yeah I drive a big ass truck so trying to deal with all the little cars darting around is frustrating as hell. The road network is completely shit too.
>>674638871
I got stuck at an intersection in Bellevue for 10 minutes because someone had stopped their vehicle in the middle of the road to go inside a store.

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Legitimately all of my friends moved to Alaska without me.

>>674639336
Y'all are a little too progressive.

>>674637710
Girl I love dumped me

>>674637710
new country, no friends

>>674638900
>>674638914
2ironic4me, you nigger

>>674639811
feels :(

>>674637710
I just got off of work, heated up a frozen dinner, poured a glass of scotch, smoked a bowl, and I'm ready to get this 4chan party started.

>>674639336
Greenwood reporting, you?
>>674639668
Driving here does suck cock, even in a car.

>>674637710
Go eat a Chili Dog boner breath.

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Grill invited me to go out, but can't.

Going hiking with a friend in the AM, then meeting a bunch of guys and girls from my gym at a cabin to stay the night and drink, then hike again in the morning.

>>674639999
Quads :)

Your evening just got better.

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>>674638205

>>674637896
cuck

>>674639999
QUADS!

Was lonely, because it is clear that there is to know it .... until the moment of choosing what clothes to wear, the spirit we belong to our own. You have an overview of available "venues" like bars, the event in themselves, because ... it gives status to invent to imitate a lifestyle that is not you.

For all in tents and purposes this transformation process is not a moment but a set of choices. Your shoes, your car, it can be immediately processed.

You lie to your own people in the process of evolution and gain energy.

Give me what I think of your own people ... you are wrong, as the consciousness of the people you always.

You ambition was high .... spiritual presence in their own thinking changed after your date, if you need to put change your mind / or less self becomes when you advice on your mood for your consideration.

You can ignore the information ... it anyway, you have to switch.

You reset state, after conversion ... when it depresses but gain in-sight and you are still the same as selfish than ever.

You get a real evil secret.

>>674637710
that's just how i roll

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>>674640051
>right lane closed ahead
>change lanes
>right lane not closed
>left land suddenly closed
>people won't let you back in on the right so you miss the exit for the highway
>have to go 7 miles down the road to turn back around
>HILLS
>crosswalks always have the right of way
>crosswalk is closed
>fucking old people
>"oh my gawd is that guy wearing a camo hat?"

I'm checking out the Ultra Music Festival on Twitch.tv

>Some of my favourites are playing tonight, ex. Juaz and Slander

Want to go there but don't live in the US. Gotta save up a lot of cash first, perhaps next year.

>>674637710
I never go out. I've never had friends. I discovered 4chan in 2007 and stayed for good.

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>>674640210
Not sure what you're trying to convey here.
>>674640275

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>>674637710
mostly because my girls not around anymore.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c

>>674640970
That's pretty gay.

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She isn't real.

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>>674641270
Sounds like she had a lot of baggage, you're probably better off.

>>674640970
You do not think isolation is the same family with you, you think that this is the case there is no real ... allowed us ... to your cause hurt up, we asked for more information to do so. .. Damaged conversion.

Because I do what I want. That's why.
I can also proudly say I'm not one of the losers clogging up traffic. No excuse for that.

>>674637710
I'm fat.

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>>674641270
My side have left orbit

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>>674641851

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>>674637710
Had a busy week with my b/ros so I'm chillin today

>>674640596
schizophrenia is a valid excuse to not be out of Friday night

Cause my girl got caught by her mom talking dirty to me, so I have to wait until later.

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I'm 20. Friends all progressed in life. University etc. While I sit in this shit tier town depressed for the past 10 months. Had a bar job for a month but got fired. I feel worthless. I want to kill myself. Going back to school in September in class with a bunch of 16 year olds. So surprised I haven't blown my brains out.

I've been alone now for an entire year. It's crippling.

Sometimes I go for lunch by myself and tell my parents I'm meeting friends so they don't think I'm such a failure of a human being.

>>674643593
>Sometimes I go for lunch by myself and tell my parents I'm meeting friends so they don't think I'm such a failure of a human being.

Unemployed businessmen in Japan get ready for work every morning and sit in the park all day in their suits and briefcases

>>674643593
How do you get fired from a bar? Not saying it's necessarily an easy job but don't you have to be kind of a retard to lose it?

>>674644037
Jesus that's fucking depressing.

>>674644052
place was shutting down and I wasn't there long so he let me go. place is gone now.

>>674644319
Ah. Well that sucks man. Get another job at another bar. It's easy to meet people when you're a fucking bartender.

>>674637710
>long
>distance
>relationship

>>674637710
I have a funeral to go to in the morning

>>674644657

see >>674639420

I'm not alone I'm online.

Don't give a shit. Also no money.

>>674637710
Im in the middle of a god forsaken desert with no friends and very little to do except pound sand

because i'm depressed as fuck and incredibly annoying to hang out with more than likely.

>>674637710

My kid is at a sleepover and my wife is in hospital. So I'm drinking whiskey and shitposting, and will probably play some total war if I don't get too wasted.

No regrets, enjoying the evening very much

>>674637710
I'm alone 7 days a week been like that for 2 years since I was 16

>>674646688
You're not entirely alone, anon. You have your dubs.

got work early in the morning tomorrow and about to go to sleep

and if I didn't probably would just be piss hammered drunk atm, or at a friends, also piss hammered drunk. I personally like being friday alone and chill but thats just me

>>674637710
Live in the middle of nowhere. Don't know anybody or relate to anybody around here. Don't really enjoy being social.

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>>674646889
Finally

>>674637710
Curled up on the couch with my wife in our new house and watching shit on youtube. I'm good.

>>674637710
I don't feel like going outside, I have no money, and I work tomorrow

>>674645874
Why is your wife there? Work or is she sick?

>>674638545
/thread

Taking a dump with the fury of a thousand suns wouldn't want anyone near here

>>674648247
Sick, pneumonia. She nearly died apparently, but she's recovering well now and should be out in a week or so.

>>674643593
Heh, firewatch. I think I'm almost done that game, I'm going to play it in a bit after I have a shower

>>674642940
That Webm made me so fucking hard

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waiting like a creepy stalker for her to periscope something

>>674638914
Shut it, nigger

Why are so many of you lucky enough to have a job that's Monday to Friday and have the weekend off? I just finished "my" weekend, which was thursday and today, friday. I work for the next 4 days

>>674649115
Apparently? What do you mean by that?

>>674649812
Same here. I don't have a weekend actually, I'm either at school or working every day of the week

>>674637710
My hooker canceled.

>>674637710
I'm on duty.

>>674649115
She had been sick with a nasty chest thing for about a week before she started to get really bad, and asked me to take her to the hospital. When we got there, the emergency room doctor said if we left it for another 12-24 hours before coming in, she could have died.

>>674650142
Shiit man, that sucks :^(

>>674650010
>>674650355
Holy shit I'm getting pretty drunk - hit the wrong post to reply

>>674650215
milfag spotted

>>674650204
She owes you a free bj

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>>674637710
I have no life and no money. Why the fuck else would I be here?

>>674650453
Yeah I was pretty shocked. My wife was dying right in front of me, and we had no idea at all. Pretty crazy.

>>674650355
Glad she's okay then, when is she coming home?

>>674650500
That's okay

>>674650695
what

Hungover as fuck from partying yesterday

>>674637710
My team lost, so fuck you. I'm sad

>>674650801
Still on IV antibiotics for another day at least, and they want to keep her for a few days after that, so probably about a week before she comes home.

>>674637710
NO U

>>674650841
This:
>>674649115
>>674650355

>>674650645
You gotta expect it with the whores, they'd have a real job if they were dependable.

>>674651027
I feel for her. Sleeping in the hospital sucks ass. When I was there after surgery, I wanted to go home even if it meant I went off the morphine early.

>>674637710
>being this buttblasted about what people unrelated to you do in their spare time

Topkek, what are you gonna do if we decide to be by ourselves? Cry?

>>674639127
>>674639183
>>674639127

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw

>>674637710

OHMYGOD GUISE, I DECIDED I WANTED TO BE ALOOOONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AND NOT TRY AND IMPRESS PEOPLE WHOM I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT!

GUISE, IM A LOSER, ITS ALL FUCKING OVER AND IM KILLIN MYSELF

I have no friends and there is no reason for me to go out. I wish I was dead.

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fapping has killed motivation. 28 years old. only ever 2 sexual partners. thinking of hiring college kids fuck in front of me so I can be cucked

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got the flu. just finishing the couple of grams of hash I've got left, so I dont have to share it with the misses tomorrow. any good shit to watch? Ive been through most stoner-shit, tho

I wish I was alone right now.
I'm an introvert forced to go out after almost living in solitude for a year

>>674651353
She's also getting checked by the nurses every hour, plus the machine that checks the oxygen saturation levels keeps beeping because her lungs are so fucked up. Pretty uncomfortable, she's sleeping in small chunks all day. Half the time I spend visiting she sleeps, partly because the nurses check on her less when I'm there

>>674638448
cool

>>674639764
What why alaska? Where are you?

>>674639858
What country?

We got drunk and fucked already, she's passed out and now I'm just bored.

>>674637710
Just off of work. Long ass shift.
Hung over from yesterday still, kicking back with Witcher and my xbone.
Too many free shots yesterday has me shitting a river down my toilet's throat.

Broken ankle and most of my friends are out of town

>>674652572
I wish her the best.

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asocial

>last friday
>match with girl on tinder
>8/10 alternative/scene looking girl going through cosmetology school
>not really my ideal type, but w/e
>she asks me if I want to hang out sometime
>why not
>get her number, suggest a date idea for today
>she says she needs to make sure she can before she says yes for certain
>wait about a day, text her to see if she knows for certain yet
>no response, so I wait a day
>"So... yes? No?"
>still no response
>see that she's posted twice on her instagram since the first text
>text her yesterday to say I'm assuming she changed her mind, unmatch her on tinder
>finally she fucking responds
>"Oh my gosh, I'm sorry anon! School has been really busy and all I've done at home is sleep so I've been forgetting to respond! Something came up and I can't go, but we should still hang out sometime!"
>tell her okay maybe I'll hit her up

Idk if I'm going to do it though. I kept my Friday open all week, so now I'm bored as fuck with nothing to do. I figure if she had time to post on her insta, she had time to at least respond with "Not sure yet, I'll let you know." I don't fuck with flakes, but she's damned hot so I might give it another shot. Thoughts?

>>674654571

It's a troll.

>>674654571
its you. better kill yourself

>>674637710
i just got back from the plugs house.

there was a bunch of cops sitting down the street so after about an hour of my heart pounding i decided to get the fuck out of that hood.

>>674654571
Forget her. She was just too spineless to say no. Move on, anon. You're better off without her.

>>674637896


I knew this was coming: Reality: He's a 400 pound autistic fat fuck who is 40 days away from requesting euthanasia.

I had a hernia operation, and it still hurts like a bitch.

nigger

>>674639230


LOL...I.e.....lonely autistic fat fuck...no one likes fat people.

>>674655291
That's what I would generally do, but I was considering the fact that she asked ME out instead of the other way around. Makes it seem like she might be telling the truth, because why ask someone out and then say never mind two days later?

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>>674637710
dog ate my homework

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For once i'm actually not alone though

>The year of our Lord
>Needing human interaction
>Being a faggot who needs drinks and activities because "muh social life"

It's like you want to take dick in you ass.

>>674652222
Do it already then

>>674655793
She's probably attention whoring. Unless she shows up at your place, just ignore her.

>>674655770
I like chubby chicks, faggot. go tip your fedora or something

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>>674652222
Life isn't worth ending when you can get quads :[

>>674656434


I bet you strikeout even with ugly chicks huh fat fucking loser?

>>674656199
Do you really feel this way, or do you tell yourself you don't need a social life because you really want one but don't have the self-confidence/social skills to have it?

>>674656605
I bet you browse /b/ and avoid telling anyone about it because... because fuck you, thats why

>>674656815


Sure champ..if you can't get a fat fuck on a Friday night, just how bad off r u fat fucking autistic shit smelling goof?

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>>674637710

I'm a closeted cynical, nihilist misanthrope trying to become a psychopath so I can be more successful. Self-imposed isolation helps foster my animosity and indifference toward others.

To be clear, I'm not trying to become sadistic, just indifferent, so I can more smoothly rise to the top of society.

Because it's 1130am on Saturday and im hung over from last night.

>>674657004


Cringe.. and sad. U better commit suicide before you get nailed for child porn. You won't last in jail son..

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>>674637710
i'm just lonely

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Schizophrenia, the medicine makes me sedated and not in a good way

>>674656992
>acting like you ain't alone on a friday aswell

tsk

>>674637710
I live with my parents in a city they moved to where i dont know anyone.

>>674657197


You probably should just kill yourself.

>>674657214

I am. Reason being I am a loser and lost in life like each and every one of you losers. Difference is: I don't lie about it.

>>674657272
just go to a soccer or youth club or some shit. Or I dunno perhaps talk to people

>>674637710
people suck, i like my own company... deal with it, OP.

>>674657442


Yeah, he's a pedo. I don't think that's a good ideal.

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>>674657396
>Implying any casual 4chan-browser fucked up somewhere

whatever. you just dropped it on yourself

>>674657162
:(

;(

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People were asking me to go out several times, but I'd rather play fallout

>>674657296
I think about it everyday

>>674637710
OP what teh fuk are you talking about? Im with my firends right now sending this reply through my phone...

>in reality i'm not...

>>674637710
GF is out of town. Waiting for another girl to get here.

>>674657197

Honestly, I feel for you. My uncle has schizophrenia and didn't get on his meds in time, so he's basically totally useless now. He used to be a genius particle physicist.

I can't imagine what he goes through, since I'm basically a 'normal' person (anxiety disorder but nothing beyond that).

Hang in there. Not everyone is a total douchebag.

>>674657565


Sure champ...because all good looking, well adjusted red blooded males are here with degenerates on a Friday night. Maybe mommy believes you,but no one here does fat loser. You lost in life.IT only gets worse fatso.

>your mom is out of town

>>674657586


Are you in Canada? Euthanasia is available now.

>>674652222
I'll probably have to kill myself too. It's either that or have people judge me for not going anywhere on...God forbid, Friday. I don't know if I'd recover from that.

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>>674657728

>>674657657
thanks man. sorry to hear about your uncle.

>>674657621


Just stop fat fuck. "Girlfriends" don't leave town you lonely fucking loser.

anyone in st louis?

>>674657823


You'll eventually kill yourself anyways.

>>674657904
Wow, are you ok? She's on a trip with friends. You sound really lonely.

>>674657840


virgin detected

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>>674658168

>>674658146


Nah, the bottom of lonely is saying shit like "my girlfriend is out of town" or "I am getting ready to go out". Face it lonely fat fuck- your deluded you pos and fooling noone.

>>674639351
I'm Christian and have no friends

Wanna be friends?

>>674658296


fat virgin detected

>>674658337


No.

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>>674658320

>>674637710
workin at a hotel and Im the only staff member during this shift.

>>674658419
Why not

>>674658557


Because

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>>674658376

i lost my heart medicine. actually semi important. too drunk to refill. loll....

>>674658662
Because why

>>674658787


Hope u die. loll.....

>>674658816


Just because.

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>>674637710
making crappy vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sw_lgX1q2w

>>674658320
Some people actually have girlfriends. And sometimes girlfriends go out of town. You are a very bitter person. We can change this up to a feels thread, if you need to talk.

Engineering homework for university

>>674658867
me too just hoping it'd be calmer than this....? genetic defect loll....

>>674658902
Just because?

Because my best friend and guitar player is spending all his time playing Tom Clancy's fucking division! Bastard doesn't even realize he's about to lose his girlfriend over it too.

>>674659097


Yep, and that person ain't you. So your "girlfriend" goes out of "town" and you have nothing better to do than cruise this degenerate board on a Friday night? No other friends? No hobbies? No side piece?Huh fatty?

Ok Cpt. Autismo fat fuck. Nice try though... at the end of the day you are here on a Friday night.

>>674659410

Yeah. Just cuz.

>>674659169
do my hmwkk cse.wustl.edu/~cdgill/courses/cse332/ ##8

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>>674659430

>>674659347


hope you die "calm" then...loll....

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Girlfriend and best friends live in another city
Roommate is at his girlfriend's house
I have no friends that live within 100 miles of me.

>>674637710
Its 2:00 and I have places to be tomorrow

>>674659525
What are we talking about again?

>>674637710
Still a bit hung over from last night. Also going out tomorrow night.

>>674659710


Why not just say the truth?

Your mommy is sleeping and your cat died so you have no one.

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Hanged out with a pal for a while and giving him guitar tutorials, now I'm playing mine in my couch in a cool, perfect temperature night. I think I'm enjoying my loneliness quite well

>>674659789


Stuff.

Was asleep all day

>>674659954
I see

>>674659649
no it's ok. my heart just beats super fast. all the time. always. resting pulse is 130 and irregular. it probably wouldnt kill me if left untreated for a day or so.

>>674659898
Nah, don't have a cat, roommate has two though. What's so unbelievable about my post?

got an exam. studying and browsing 4chan.
friday saturday sunday or whatever
does it make any difference?
I'll be here and studying all the time anyway.
joy..

>>674659430
>So your "girlfriend" goes out of "town" and you have nothing better to do than cruise this degenerate board on a Friday night?
Yep, my gf is on an annual crafting trip she takes with friends. I'm on the west coast, so it's not even 8pm yet.

>No other friends?
Yep, I have other friends. I have plans on Sunday, Monday and Tuesday, and all next weekend.

>No hobbies?
Yep, hobbies too. I've been getting set up to grow things this spring. Building planter boxes, got a greenhouse up today. I also brew beer, which is part of what I'm doing next weekend.

>No side piece?
I'm waiting for the "side piece" to come by right now. Those are my plans for tonight.

>at the end of the day you are here on a Friday night.
For 45 minutes, killing time, waiting for someone to get here after her two hour drive. While watching netflix, because this isn't that entertaining.

Seriously though, you sound like you have problems. Maybe you're the one that needs to go get some friends.

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>>674659898

>>674660382


Can I kill you?

>>674660442


LOL. Virgin confirmed. Thanks.

>>674660499
how? where?

>>674648695
>just read this article LOL

>>674660621
yep, everyone on /b/ is a virgin.

>>674660667


I'll choke you gently.

>>674660797


Nah,some have fucked cats.

>>674637710
just got home from work, jerking my dick and maybe gonna play some videogames.

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Just moved to a new city six months ago, haven't made any truly good friends yet. Just got outta work, and for now I'm content to just get loaded and watch forensic files.

>>674637710
2pm saterday

I wont be alone later, holefully hanging out with a friend/making out with him

>>674637710
moved for a job, have no friends and gf stayed back

>>674637710
Ate some fried butter at the rodeo,got sick

>>674660913
Doesn't count. Also, how to you get the cat out? Don't they have barbed penises?

>>674660876
i want to be sober for it

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>>674661154
same shit dawg, except I broke up w/ gf as soon as I moved.