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Turn off the car and open the door slowly. We've received an anonymous tip that you've been smuggling illegal dubs across state lines.
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>>674634179
Fuck your dubs.
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Only had trips i'm afraid officer...
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>>674634179
Only singles here pig
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AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?!
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>>674634179
no face no case
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Nope, just drunk driving.
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No dubs here sir.
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No officer! Not me
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Don't Shoot!
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>>674634179

You must have the wrong man, officer, I have never possessed dubs in my life!
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I am a sovereign citizen, officer. I do not consent to being detained.
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>>674634179
Alrighty Policirino I will get out of my diddly cari roonie!
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>>674634179
i aint holdin nigga!
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I didn't even want dubs
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You caught me
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No dubs here mate
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W-w-what are you gonna do to me officer?
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I swear a friend gave em to me. I dont even know what a dub is
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No dubs here, officer.
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>>674635711
oh shit son!
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>>674634179
This is the Canadian border, officer. We all know that dubs smugglers usually come into the country through Mexico.
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>>674634179
Do trips count? Or am I good?
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>>674636287
why is the hair anime
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>>674636466
Don't hurt him!
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>>674635711
Get on the ground! Fuck, we got a live one! *click click Boom*
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Of course i don't have dubs. I'm not a fool
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>>674636334
Synthetic dubs
>you know son these could really get you in a lot of trouble
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fuck you nigger *kills*
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no dubs here
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>>674634179
yo fam, i ain't done shiiiieeet bruh
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No dubs here officer, only trips
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>>674636466
They're everywhere! I'm gonna need back up! Get Down!
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>>674636667
>>674636334
so close
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Hello yes I have singles
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I'm white, why would I smuggle highly illegal dubs?
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>>674634179
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The fuck you gonna do about it pig? this is america
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>>674634179
Tits or gtfo newfag
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I ain't got shit cop, but I'll have your badge once my lawyers hear of this illegal search, pig.
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>>674634179
I haven't even left the state in over a year, faggot.
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>>674634179
wh-wha-what dubs
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>>674636955
Get on the ground!
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*Knocks on other window*
Hey its goku
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check em officer
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I summon the dubs to my aide
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>>674636955
fuck you smugller trying to be a cop
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>>674637141
Nigga, I'm a cop!
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>>674634179
NIGGERS!!! IT WAS THE NIGS I SWARE OFFICER!!!!
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Nothing to see here
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Let's see, I got amphetamines, crack, PCP, MDMA, weed, heroin, mescaline aaaand peyote. No dubs here, officer, your nark must be bullshitting you.
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FUCK YOU PIG
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living them Thug life's m8
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Thank god I've got the best lawyer ever. He can make any dubs look like singled.
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me no dubs
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>>674636955
OH GOD THEIR EVEN ON YOU
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These aren't the dubs you're looking for.
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>>674637374
Last time I get bad info from that nark. *boom* How much for your peyote?
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>>674637413
If dubs, I pass them onto him
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Hello.. Officer..
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>>674637622
Stop it! I got another one!
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FUCKING SEXIST MYSOGYNIST PRICK STOP OFFENDING AND PERSECUTING ANG SUN-RAPING ME YOU SICK PEDOPHILE PERVERT!
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>>674634179
Officer, I assure you there are no "dubs" in this vehicle!
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FUCK YOU RACIST POLICE OFFICER
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Nothing to hide here officer
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I don't have any dubs, officer
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Common mistake officer, look closely and you'll see that these are not in fact dubs.
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What do you mean officer? I only have these two single digits.
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Fuck off pig. Ain't no dubs here.
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no dubs here /b/ro
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What dirty nigger snitched
Officer its okay im only carrying trips
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>>674637822
Run motherfucker. One time is Cumming.
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sir, why the hostility its only dubs
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*drives off, leaving a cloud of smoke surrounding the pig*
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>>674637941
Is that how you talk to the state of law?
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>>674637622
Get down bitch! You're not going to get a lawyer. Enjoy these handcuffs.
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>>674637822
DIE YEW FUCKIN NIGGER!
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What seems to be the problem officer? Am I being detained?
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>>674634179
Fuck da Poe-lease
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>>674638084
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>>674634179
Not me Mr. Officer
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>>674638122
Dude. You're done. Your dubs are equal to the length of your sentence. Hard labour mutherfackos
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>>674638144

Here you go sir, a get out of jail free card! Just be sure to pay me 500$ a month for the rest of your life...
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>>674637579
'bout tree fiddy.
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>>674638277
Too bad you got'em
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>>674638277
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>>674637822
Die bitch! Enjoy your cuffs and new roommate Bubbuh, who likes to be the big spoon.
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ALLAHU SNACKBAR
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>>674636955
>>674638144
Cops are dubs cops are dubs!!
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>>674638088
You're one to talk, now stfu and bend over for a cavity search!
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>>674638666
Trips not dubs!
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>>674634179
how dare u call me a dub
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>>674634179
Fuck da police
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>>674638666
OH SHIT NIGGER
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What, these, I've got permits for them. I swear!
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>>674638666

D:
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>>674638666
Your Free to go nig nog
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I WILL BRIBE U IN WEED
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>>674639133

OY VEY RASCIST POLICE SHUT THEM DOWN

GIVE BLACKS A CHANCE! DIVERSITY!
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No sir offiSIR
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>>674638666

Dammit Satan! You're ruining it for all of us!
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>>674639133
Backup, we need backup! There are dubs everywhere! We got men down out here! Send backup!

Get back here you little bitch!
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>>674639133
fuck me im not going down with out a fight
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just singles man
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>>674639057
>your
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Watch it rookie what we're really looking for are triggers
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>>674639311
Stop making excuses, get in the car!
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>>674639536
allahu akbar
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HES RESISTING ARREST, HES RESISTING ARREST, HES RESISTING ARREST .
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>>674639299
... you're free to go, but Imma need about 2 million first, dirty Jew scum.
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>>674639744 put the dubs down sir
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>>674639299
and off you the camp you go.
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I am a free citizen and not part of the US
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Shit... Got me
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Psh, no dubs in this car, officer
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>>674639987

OY VEY PLEASE NAZI SIR PLEASE DON'T PUT ME INTO THE SHOAH PLEASE! D;
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>>674639966
...Your Life right into the gutter. 5 years of prison should wake you up to the consequences of illegal dubs.
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Be cool bruh, I'm undercover.
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Dubs are for niggers
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But these arent dubs
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>>674640257
>D;
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>>674640188
I see. You wanna take a ride in my police car?
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>>674640188
HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD SCUMBBAG
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>>674640188
Little liar, gimme your tongue so I can cut it out yo fucking mouth
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>>674640575

HELP ME MONKEY MAN I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE BAD EVIL NAZI CAMP! HELP PLEASE!!!
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>>674640582
>>674640608
Good cop, bad cop huh?! I'm keeping these fuckin dubs and you'll never catch me!
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No dubs here fuckers
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I dindu nuffin
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these are not the dubs you are looking for
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Alright that's a wrap. Let's get back to the station. I'm tired of looking at these criminal Fucks.
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>>674634179
fuck off flatfoot
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>>674634179
no dubs here, officer. just shit storms.
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>>674640575
>>674640715
This two are clean let them pass.
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>>674639914

Ok, ok! Here's 2 million fire ants.

>speeds off
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>>674640999
HES A ROUGE AGENT! GEEEET EMM!
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>>674640999
You imposter! Get on the fucking ground. You're going away for a long time buddy!
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No dubs here, piggy wiggy.
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>>674641111
Uhhh, guys... Its not what it looks like
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I have a prescription for these.
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>>674641111


HOLY SHIT ILLEGAL QUADS

TERRORIST! GET S.W.A.T TEAMS IN HERE NOW!
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HEY PIG ARE YOU BLIND?? SINGLE DIGITS ONLY FAGGOT
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>>674634179

DIPROMATIC IMMUNITY AMERICAN PIG
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>>674641033
>Officer: "U-um i'm sorry sir please move along"
>mf
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no u
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>>674634179
AM I BEING DETAINED?
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>>674641555
NICE TRY TRIPSFAGGOT YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
YOU'RE GOING TO THE CHOKEY
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I'm clean!
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