Turn off the car and open the door slowly. We've received an anonymous tip that you've been smuggling illegal dubs across state lines.
>>674634179
Fuck your dubs.
Only had trips i'm afraid officer...
>>674634179
Only singles here pig
AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?!
>>674634179
no face no case
Nope, just drunk driving.
No dubs here sir.
No officer! Not me
Don't Shoot!
>>674634179
You must have the wrong man, officer, I have never possessed dubs in my life!
I am a sovereign citizen, officer. I do not consent to being detained.
>>674634179
Alrighty Policirino I will get out of my diddly cari roonie!
>>674634179
i aint holdin nigga!
I didn't even want dubs
You caught me
No dubs here mate
W-w-what are you gonna do to me officer?
I swear a friend gave em to me. I dont even know what a dub is
No dubs here, officer.
>>674635711
oh shit son!
>>674634179
This is the Canadian border, officer. We all know that dubs smugglers usually come into the country through Mexico.
>>674634179
Do trips count? Or am I good?
>>674636287
why is the hair anime
>>674636466
Don't hurt him!
>>674635711
Get on the ground! Fuck, we got a live one! *click click Boom*
Of course i don't have dubs. I'm not a fool
>>674636334
Synthetic dubs
>you know son these could really get you in a lot of trouble
fuck you nigger *kills*
no dubs here
>>674634179
yo fam, i ain't done shiiiieeet bruh
No dubs here officer, only trips
>>674636466
They're everywhere! I'm gonna need back up! Get Down!
>>674636667
>>674636334
so close
Hello yes I have singles
I'm white, why would I smuggle highly illegal dubs?
The fuck you gonna do about it pig? this is america
>>674634179
Tits or gtfo newfag
I ain't got shit cop, but I'll have your badge once my lawyers hear of this illegal search, pig.
>>674634179
I haven't even left the state in over a year, faggot.
>>674634179
wh-wha-what dubs
>>674636955
Get on the ground!
*Knocks on other window*
Hey its goku
check em officer
I summon the dubs to my aide
>>674636955
fuck you smugller trying to be a cop
>>674637141
Nigga, I'm a cop!
>>674634179
NIGGERS!!! IT WAS THE NIGS I SWARE OFFICER!!!!
Nothing to see here
Let's see, I got amphetamines, crack, PCP, MDMA, weed, heroin, mescaline aaaand peyote. No dubs here, officer, your nark must be bullshitting you.
FUCK YOU PIG
living them Thug life's m8
Thank god I've got the best lawyer ever. He can make any dubs look like singled.
me no dubs
>>674636955
OH GOD THEIR EVEN ON YOU
These aren't the dubs you're looking for.
>>674637374
Last time I get bad info from that nark. *boom* How much for your peyote?
>>674637413
If dubs, I pass them onto him
Hello.. Officer..
>>674637622
Stop it! I got another one!
FUCKING SEXIST MYSOGYNIST PRICK STOP OFFENDING AND PERSECUTING ANG SUN-RAPING ME YOU SICK PEDOPHILE PERVERT!
>>674634179
Officer, I assure you there are no "dubs" in this vehicle!
FUCK YOU RACIST POLICE OFFICER
Nothing to hide here officer
I don't have any dubs, officer
Common mistake officer, look closely and you'll see that these are not in fact dubs.
What do you mean officer? I only have these two single digits.
Fuck off pig. Ain't no dubs here.
no dubs here /b/ro
What dirty nigger snitched
Officer its okay im only carrying trips
>>674637822
Run motherfucker. One time is Cumming.
sir, why the hostility its only dubs
*drives off, leaving a cloud of smoke surrounding the pig*
>>674637941
Is that how you talk to the state of law?
>>674637622
Get down bitch! You're not going to get a lawyer. Enjoy these handcuffs.
>>674637822
DIE YEW FUCKIN NIGGER!
What seems to be the problem officer? Am I being detained?
>>674634179
Fuck da Poe-lease
>>674638084
>>674634179
Not me Mr. Officer
>>674638122
Dude. You're done. Your dubs are equal to the length of your sentence. Hard labour mutherfackos
>>674638144
Here you go sir, a get out of jail free card! Just be sure to pay me 500$ a month for the rest of your life...
>>674637579
'bout tree fiddy.
>>674638277
Too bad you got'em
>>674638277
>>674637822
Die bitch! Enjoy your cuffs and new roommate Bubbuh, who likes to be the big spoon.
ALLAHU SNACKBAR
>>674636955
>>674638144
Cops are dubs cops are dubs!!
>>674638088
You're one to talk, now stfu and bend over for a cavity search!
>>674638666
Trips not dubs!
>>674634179
how dare u call me a dub
>>674634179
Fuck da police
>>674638666
OH SHIT NIGGER
What, these, I've got permits for them. I swear!
>>674638666
Your Free to go nig nog
I WILL BRIBE U IN WEED
>>674639133
OY VEY RASCIST POLICE SHUT THEM DOWN
GIVE BLACKS A CHANCE! DIVERSITY!
No sir offiSIR
>>674638666
Dammit Satan! You're ruining it for all of us!
>>674639133
Backup, we need backup! There are dubs everywhere! We got men down out here! Send backup!
Get back here you little bitch!
>>674639133
fuck me im not going down with out a fight
just singles man
>>674639057
>your
Watch it rookie what we're really looking for are triggers
>>674639311
Stop making excuses, get in the car!
>>674639536
allahu akbar
HES RESISTING ARREST, HES RESISTING ARREST, HES RESISTING ARREST .
>>674639299
... you're free to go, but Imma need about 2 million first, dirty Jew scum.
>>674639744 put the dubs down sir
>>674639299
and off you the camp you go.
I am a free citizen and not part of the US
Shit... Got me
Psh, no dubs in this car, officer
>>674639987
OY VEY PLEASE NAZI SIR PLEASE DON'T PUT ME INTO THE SHOAH PLEASE! D;
>>674639966
...Your Life right into the gutter. 5 years of prison should wake you up to the consequences of illegal dubs.
Be cool bruh, I'm undercover.
Dubs are for niggers
But these arent dubs
>>674640257
>D;
>>674640188
I see. You wanna take a ride in my police car?
>>674640188
HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD SCUMBBAG
>>674640188
Little liar, gimme your tongue so I can cut it out yo fucking mouth
>>674640575
HELP ME MONKEY MAN I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE BAD EVIL NAZI CAMP! HELP PLEASE!!!
>>674640582
>>674640608
Good cop, bad cop huh?! I'm keeping these fuckin dubs and you'll never catch me!
No dubs here fuckers
I dindu nuffin
these are not the dubs you are looking for
Alright that's a wrap. Let's get back to the station. I'm tired of looking at these criminal Fucks.
>>674634179
fuck off flatfoot
>>674634179
no dubs here, officer. just shit storms.
>>674640575
>>674640715
This two are clean let them pass.
>>674639914
Ok, ok! Here's 2 million fire ants.
>speeds off
>>674640999
HES A ROUGE AGENT! GEEEET EMM!
>>674640999
You imposter! Get on the fucking ground. You're going away for a long time buddy!
No dubs here, piggy wiggy.
>>674641111
Uhhh, guys... Its not what it looks like
I have a prescription for these.
>>674641111
HOLY SHIT ILLEGAL QUADS
TERRORIST! GET S.W.A.T TEAMS IN HERE NOW!
HEY PIG ARE YOU BLIND?? SINGLE DIGITS ONLY FAGGOT
>>674634179
DIPROMATIC IMMUNITY AMERICAN PIG
>>674641033
>Officer: "U-um i'm sorry sir please move along"
>mf
no u
>>674634179
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>674641555
NICE TRY TRIPSFAGGOT YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
YOU'RE GOING TO THE CHOKEY
I'm clean!