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bumpety bump
posting suicide girls until i get an answer

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still bumping

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another

>>674633179
rob a bank and pretend to pull out a gun in front of the police

alot easier if youre a nigger

>>674633179
if all the easy options wont do then live faggot

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bumpety bumpp

>>674633397
I don't wan't to live. Also, i have no gun, live in the Eu

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bumping for some more answers

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another one

>>674633179
>>674633569
can you stream it? at least you would kinda immortalize yourself.

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bumping the thread,
Will livestream it if you fags find me a way

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>>674633831
Yeah i can so come up with a good way

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anyone else have any ideas?

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Noone has any ideas?

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still posting these beautiful fuckers

>>674633179
carbon monoxide poisoning works if you have an older car

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bumppppp

>>674634411
don't have a car at all

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Why the fuck is it so hard to kill ourselves? Fucking society makes it so fucking difficult.

Friends life streaming website

>>674633179
buying a gun works too. stic to a shotgun though, it wont be pretty, but its more effective.

whats got you so down?

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Yeah, i need a fucking way to do it first>>674634713

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>>674634770
Failing my second year at uni, the girl i love doesn't love me back, money problems, family problems, etc etc

>>674634890
Why Exactly do you want to die

Down?

You could burn yourself. That's what I'm going to do.

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Welp, i'm still bumping with these pics if anyone else has any ideas, i got some bleach, some cloth washing shit and washing up liquid, got vape liquid, got some alchohol, any ideas?

>>674634770
>>674635078
all i wanted was to witness a suicide through /b/ you fegets
you're ruining my dreams

>>674635041

I feel for you. I went through the same thing about a year ago. failing school doesnt have to be the end

>>674635078
see >>674635041

>>674635493
It does when your parents kick you out and you have nowhere to go

Go and buy a pack of cigarettes everyday for the next 40 years. That should do the trick

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I'm also 21 soon if you faggets wanted to know

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>>674635666
Just recently stopped smoking, thought it was a bad habit lol

>>674635666
Satanic trips! You just follow through on the plan.

>>674635450
Mate i'm not interested in seeing someone die id rather he/she go down in history

Get two packs of cigs, soak them in water for a day then drink the water. Dead real quick

Go skydiving and just dont pull the chord

Die at least doing something that makes you feel alive. I bet you'd pull the chord before you hit the ground too.

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>>674635794
I said money problems, and i want to die toonight if possible, not when fucking amazon decides to deliver my shit

>>674635041
fuck girls man, don't stress that shit.
>>674635612
I was homeless for a while, theres shit put in place to help people in your position. seek out a homeless shelter, and plan your next move

>>674635992
there's no way bro unless you hang yourself

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>>674635920
Does this actually work?

bump this shit we need a real genius for this job

>>674635041
Tried to kill myself a few nights ago because the girl I'm madly in love with, the girl I love who I was going to propose to in four months has been cheating on me for three months, dumped me a month ago for the other guy and I found out of them dating and the affair last week, so...
Bump.

>>674633179

buy helium tank + breathing mask.
most painless way to go bro.

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>>674636197
Yeah we fucking do, seriosuly. I have no baccie so i can't soak it in water, although i could buy some tomorrow but i'd probably sick that shit up. Told one of my good friends i tried to hang myself and she said "lol", great fucking friends. What the fuck should i do /b/?

>doesnt want to go spend $20 on otc pills to off himself
>wants to off himself

Pick one, faggot

>>674636352

So yeah what I ment was what this guy linked.>>674635794

asphyxiation

>>674635992
>>674636124
If you're actually serious about this, the best/least painful/cheapest way to go is to buy a shit ton of nyquil, a garbage bag, and a strip of elastic. fit the elastic around the base of the garbage bag so that it will be tight around your neck. set up a playlist, drink the whole bottle of nyquil, and put the bag on your head. hold the end of the elastic away from your neck until you pass out. you will suffocate

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>>674636544
I don't mind spending 20 bucks, i just want them to come fucking quickly

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>>674636544
I also don't know what pills to buy

>>674635041
No offence but that's some petty shit to kill yourself over.
>>674635920
Chew or loose leaf works better, and vomiting and terrible pain is not the best way to go

>>674636717
>>674636736
make sure you're somewhere noone will find you; if someone saves you halfway through, you'll live life with heavy brain damage under constant surveillance. that pretty much goes for any drug related/asphyxiation suicide method

>>674636969
Dude do the helium tank.
Its painless & ez.

>>674633179
go buy a thing of Melatonin at wal mart and take the whole thing

>>674636969
Do helium tank tbh.
most pill suicides fail and just end you up with malfunctioning organs and alot of agony & pain.

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Oh shit, i forgot i had garbage bags, need to find some tape.
bumping with wallpapers now

>>674636426
Find better friends dude, and go get some fucking help

>>674637181
that won't kill him, he'll just sleep for days

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>>674637181
don't live in the US, live in EU

>>674636736

You cant really regret suicide because you're dead, but i seriously suggest living out your life instead of ending it early.

>>674637249
you have this opportunity to talk it out with people right now tho man, don't squander it.

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Guys, i didn't come here on advice so you could prevent me from topping myself, just give me ways i can do it

>>674637337
Not fairly positive but I think melatonin has the same effect regardless of geographical location...

>>674637337
Go buy a thing of melatonin at [the nearest store that sells it] and take like 1000mg.

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>>674637540
By that i mean i can't go to walmart

>>674637249
having a wallpaper like this kinda explains why you got friendzoned... that shits pretty lame

>>674633179
>no sharp knives to slit my writs
It's really not that difficult to get a knife you fuckin idiot

scare yourself half to death twice

>>674637502
fuck you, and fuck your shitty little problems. Go to a random staff member at your Uni and tell them you're going to go kill yourself

>>674637709
>>674637682
this one too

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>>674637836
You would think, but it's 1:13 AM and i want to die tonight

>>674637502
I know an very peaceful way to kill yourself and its cheap, available now.

C9nvince me why i should tell you?

>>674637502
Fuckin faggot just helium tank it.

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>>674637969
Cause i'd live stream it?

handcuff your feet through a cinderblock and drop into deep water

>>674638091
Try again. Why is dying so important for you?

>>674637942
Wait till tomorrow to kill yourself then?

>>674633179
Drink gasoline

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>>674638217
Why is me living so important to you?
If i want to end my life, it's my choice.

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>mfw i can try to convince op to not suicide by sharing personal experience but i want to see someone stream their suicide

hang yourself from something else, candyass

Shove toilet paper down your throat until you can barley breath and drink as much water in 10 seconds then add more and more paper until you die

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>>674638520
Seems like a plan, can anyone verify this?

>>674633179
>d
Just wait until may.

Buy a medical oxygen mask off of Amazon and a helium tank from a party store connect the hose to the tank then lie back while listening to music and breathing from the mask in a few minutes you'll lose consciousness and pass away peacefully

>>674638446
not that guy, but because I believe that everyone is valuable in the greater scope of the human race.
>>674638520
that sounds fucking retarded

>>674633179
>>674634678
>>674634890
>>674635041
>>674635449
>>674635715
didnt feel like taking the time to list all of your posts. Honestly this sounds like you're a neckbeard with few prospects in life and it kinda caught up with you. If you were really that determined to die, you would have already done it. theres no end to easy ways to kill yourself if you have the balls. broken glass, jumping in front of a car on the highway.
You obviously are a little unsure if you are postponing it by asking people for new methods.

So heres what I have to say to you;

quit being a little bitch, and make something of yourself.

>>674638609
that just sounds fuckin ridiculous

Drink as much water as you possibly can I one sitting over 5 gallons and your cells will explode because they can't swell as much, actually separates us from the camel

>>674638446
I dont want to help you kill yourself unless its actually a good reason. Medfag here btw.

>>674638520
>>674638785
these sound equally stupid tbh

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>>674638750
Thanks for your opinion

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>>674638946
Cause i'm done with life, if you don't want to help me, then don't.

>>674638609
Both from the same guy nigguh but he asked for easy didn't specify on how stupid but it does work

>>674639002
its not an opinion. its a fact.

You're a neckbeardy little bitch. You got friendzoned, or more likely, you were never friends to begin with, you're some ugly little fuck.

So do something about it you cunt.

you're obviously not committed to suicide, so start making a plan on how to make your life suck less.

>>674633179
Can I have your computer before you kill yourself?

Probably a bait post, anyways your reasons are shit and your attitude sucks, nigga shits die every day coz they got nothing to eat/drink and they still fight for their lives. man up or go helium.

>>674633179
You live near any easily accessed high places?

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Right so apart from drinking shit tons of water and shoving loo paper down my gob, theres fuck all i can do?

>>674639002
It's illegal to incite someone to, or help someone commit suicide in many regions.
That being said, anyone who truly and honestly wants to die doesn't make excuses, they don't ask for advice, they just do.
Frankly, it's none of my business whether you live or die, and I can't perceive your problems the way you do, but your problems are barely worth therapy, let alone suicide.
Maybe being homeless for a little while will do you good.

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>>674639418
Sure thing, but you gotta come and get it. >>674639482
Yeah, i could jump off but it's like not sure to kill yourself that way

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>>674633179
>go to gun shop
>buy bullets
>go to different gun shop
>ask to look at a gun that fires the ammo you bought
>quickly load a bullet into the gun
>fire

saw it in a movie once.

>Failing school
doesn't mean you're life is fucking over. trade jobs make bank and there are decent jobs everywhere if you're willing to do some actual work
>Girl doesn't love you, you love her
Good for fucking you, you'll get over it. I'm getting over that shit right now.
>money problems
every uni student has money problems
>family problems
fuck family, most of them are annoying cunts anyways

>>674639589
That's one of the weirdest pieces of advice image ever heard, but if it works it works

>>674639781
I was in pretty much the same place as anonfag here - ended up homeless for three years. Fifteen years later, I'm at a stable job, married and about to buy a house. Shit changes.

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>>674639761
Maybe you're right. I work as a lifeguard at the moment, i'm completely lost in my life, i don't know what job i want to do, don't have a fucking clue how to adult. Feel like i've just done fuck all all of these years

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>>674640011
OP here, that's great man, i'm happy for you.

>>674639186
Then i hope you live a long, happy like =3

>>674639589
>>674639781
>>674640011

same here. at 19, found out my girlfriend of 3 years had been sleeping with a sandnigger for the last year. i started failing, and ended up getting kicked out of my house. 21 now, at a community college, and getting shit done

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Are you guys saying that i need to fail so i realise i need to get my shit together?

>>674640149
Dude, no one knows how the fuck to be an adult. You have to literally make shit up as you go along and hope you don't face plant.

>>674640237
Seriously though - get your fucking shit in order and just do. Life sucks for pretty much everyone who wasn't born with a silver spoon lodged in their rectum, and a lot of us still make it through to the natural end. Not one of your problems is insurmountable.

>>674640506
yeah dude. sometimes thats the only way you can find the drive to succeed

>>674639681
Same guy who posted the high place method, If jumping off something isn't your thing, try drowning yourself if you live near any bodies of a water deep enough.

>>674640011
Good for you fellow anon

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>>674640704
It would be ironic, seeing that i'm a fucking lifeguard.

>>674640778
>Local Lifeguard Drown in Nearby Lake

>>674640778
Ironic deaths are the best deaths

>>674633179
Drink anti freeze

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>>674640922
Kek

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Just fucking throw yourself out of an high window or a bridge!!!!

i've gotten so many good wallpapers from this thread

>>674639504
Yeah bro,just glad to get recognition

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>>674641128
Happy to have been of help

Where are you OP? City/Rural?

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Right then /b/ro's, i guess i just have to get my life together.
>>674641350
France, not giving city

>>674640981
I've done this, this shit is dodgy and it tastes sickly as fuck. I mixed mine with milk and even now it makes me want to gag and hurl thinking about it.

It burns your motuh and throat a little and you'll feel sick for a bit, then you basically get really fucking drunk and you're supposed to drop into a coma but it depends on your metabolism.

I have a fast one so I just ended up with a banging headache for 3 days, went to hospital and they said "You should be dead." which wasn't exactly what I wanted to hear.

>>674641448
if you want a support, I'll post one of my email accounts and we can talk

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>>674641663
Nah, i didn't come here looking for support, but you guys managed to make me change my mind. I'm at rock bottom atm, i'll just have to work and get back on the high horse

>>674633179
Make somthing of your life and stop being a faggot.
me for instance:
>20
>never had a paying job
>never had a girlfriend
>virgin


Still, you're gonna die eventually, why not see what the world has to offer? you're 21 soon, stop acting like an emo faggot

>>674641907

bruh, i think hes got it by now. chill your tits

>>674641448
Go outside and take a walk. Actually look at shit, people, cars, animals, the sky, whatever. Just go outside, clear your head, and think about literally anything except your problems.

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>>674642027
Nah, he's 100% right. If i work now, i can still validate my semesters with the catchup modules. And if i work, i can get my degree, and if i get my degree, i can join the army and bomb some sandniggers

>>674642027
just making sure anon

>>674641861
My number one protip, sleep on it.

If you feel like killing yourself sleep on it first.

You know why? Because the next morning you'll feel a little better and when the feeling comes again you just sleep on it.

Baby steps a day at a time but it gets better.

>>674642204

get it

>>674642204
glad my self deprecating post helped you. think of me as you bomb them.

>>674642204
Christian?

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>>674633179

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>>674642461
No, i just hate niggers and sandniggers

Go to bridge.
Jump off.
Die.

>>674642204

lol no i meant, are you christian as in the name... You're starting to sound awfully familiar.. did you go to CNU?

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>>674633179

Most rewarding way is to starve yourself. Fast until there's nothing left. Your body will fight it. This way you can be sure of your decision also there's a better chance of remembering it when you come back. Thank you for asking

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>>674642717
Oh, then no lol.
I live in france

>>674642817
so does he

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>>674643041
And i am not he, unfortunetly.

>>674642727
>when you come back.
as in reincarnation?

got any links where i can do reading on such topics?

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Right, now that i know what the fuck i have to do, does anyone want me to keep dumping wallpapers or should i go and do some work?

>>674643253
Do your school work, catch up on the shit you've been neglecting

>>674643253
The world is your oyster. get crackin

Stick a fork in a wall outlet. quick death.

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>>674643510
>>674643458
Righto, Thanks you guys. I guess you're not all dickheads.
Cya faggets later

>>674643605
if you survive, and theres a relatively high chance, you will have permanent, severe, extremely painful nerve damage

>>674643681
Good luck with life

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>>674643161

It's not like reincarnation it's more like the movie wrist cutters. You just come back here in your life but it could suck a little more.

Thank you for asking it's so nice to see people interested in this stuff.

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>>674643926
Thanks, you too

A exit bag is really the only painless way. I if you've got money problems fuck it and buy it anyways, you're not going to live to see the issues. Or just get very drunk and take a jump off something tall.

>>674633179
Have some MDMA op. Test the substance before hand and eat healthy prior to consuming it.

>>674640778
Drowning is painful, but you could tie yourself to heavy objects, tie your hands back so you couldn't untie yourself when you tried to escape, and drop into some body of water.

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>>674633179
theres one girl i know who killed herself in kind of a unique way.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c

>>674633179
Buy a box of cigarettes and a box of beer. Smoke cigs, drink beer. The quicker the better.
Get addicted to both.
Get killed by either. If you do it correctly, alcohol will probably kill you quicker.

Hmm. toaster in a bathtub maybe?

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Here's a list

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>>674644565

Seriously, you are probably too young even to consider killing yourself. Euthanasia (suicide as choice) should happen because of practical reasons, like horrible and painful disease or a decision made by a mature adult who has had enough life experience. Anyone under 30 does it because of the brain chemistry, hormones, mood and other bullshit that inhabits you making an actual decision on your own. You have really nothing to lose if you don't do it now. I support euthanasia when it is thought through but it requires a rational decision. Just feeling like it isn't rational. You should have this mindset for years and consult psychiatrist before doing it. Maybe it is just chemical inbalance, you never know

>>674644652
>Cutting wrists/arms/legs
>time 105 minutes
If you cut the femoral artery in your leg you pass out in like 30 seconds and die in a couple of minutes. Unless you're fat as fuck it's also pretty much right at the surface of your thighs, so it's hard to miss.

Get a loan, if you cant just forge some payslips etc... Go to another country fuck bitches and do a whole lot of drugs. You're gonna kill yourself anyway may as well go out having the time of your life