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I don't have a whole lot of time. OK, I'm a former employee of Area 51. I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago and, I've kind of been running across the country.
Damn, I don't know where to start,
they'll triangulate on this position really soon.
ok
what we're thinking of as, as aliens,
they're extradimensional beings,
that an earlier precursor of the space program made contact with.
They are not what they claim to be.
they've infiltrated a lot of aspects of the military establishment,
particularly the Area 51.

The disasters that are coming, the government knows about them.
And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving
the population to now. They are not!
They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few
that are left will be more easily controllable.
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Everyone knows its not aliens that are the enemy, but the nazi's that are still living on the moonmoon.
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Op at least give some oc instead of this old ass text-translation of a call-in made to Alex Jones when he was on the air ago years back.
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>>674623555
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS POSTER
HE IS ONE OF THEM!!
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you're feeding the schizo fucks who genuinely believe in this shit. Area 51 was a military testing facility and what people saw was just cutting edge military technology. Why the fuck would the government disclose what was actually seen when they were in the middle of the cold war with the USSR? You ignorant motherfuckers need to be cleansed a la social darwinism so we don't have to hear about all these conspiracy theories anymore. Like Katt Williams said, there's nothing worse than a dumb smart guy.
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>>674622627
They brought their tech with them. Pic related - made at Hanger 18.
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>>674624207
Whatever you say, Cpl Shillington!
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>>674624207
Intelligent men quote Kat Williams
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>>674622627
Those alien niggers have better of brought their dogs
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>>674622627
tell me moar op...
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>>674623427

>nazis
>the enemy

fuck off back to tumblr you kike faggot.
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>>674622627
Ayy Lmao when? And what about Lacerta?
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ayy lmao
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OP, you still here??
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>>674627053
I think op is already dead.
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>>674622627
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Fuck! HERE'S A PICTURE OF ONE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>674627518
I have the weirdest boner.
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>>674622627
Lame as fuck OP this is from a cal in that George Nory got a long as time ago. At least be original faggot.
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>>674622627
Anon go back to putting tin foil on your head they can't open an I phone without apples help jezzus
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>>674623717
that's what the government would say
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>>674622627
A nuclear war is also about to start. I'm prepared and know all about what I need to know.
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>>674622627
Area 51 employees don't get discharged. And the military that is stationed there knows nothing. They are there for security only
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>>674628846
If its a nuclear war, how the fuck will you prepare for that. Your just going to fry with the rest of us, dipshit.
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>>674629047
and who flies all the crafts?
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>>674623555
it was actually to coast to coast
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>>674629121
I'm not near a major city , dipshit. It's easy to survive a nuke , unless your an inbred retard and live too close to a big city.
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>>674630866
You ever hear of a nuclear winter, fuck cunt. Or how about the radiation poisoning you illiterate jizzgobbler!
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>>674626143
kek
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>>674631091
I said surviving the nuke , not the nuclear winter , or surviving in a shelter for years while fallout settles. And anyway , it won't be every inch of the country that's nuked , it will just be an area. After that , the government will be patrolling , checking for survivors at least ten days after the blast.
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>>674624797
kek do they use it for weed or crack
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I find your prose to be trite, clunky, and uninspiring.
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>>674631497
You have no clue what you are talking about. You sound like the typical redneck. If nuclear war happens, it is not going to be a few targets. There will be literally hundreds of inbound missiles. The fact that you don't live near a major city, is actually not a blessing. Instead of dying instantly, you get to enjoy a few hours of suffering.
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>>674631730
that picture is fucking dumb
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