ITT: We post our cum jars
>>674604441
timestamp
>>674604441
TRIPS EATS IT AND DELIVERS
>>674604963
has that solidified?
>>674604963
lol
>>674605134
It wasn't particularly healthy to begin with, if I'm honest. I mostly live on spam and canned spaghetti, and I don't drink anything that isn't blue.
is this something you guys do?
>>674604441
This is my cum jar.
Savages.
Sorry OP, I don't suffer from mental illness so I don't have a cum jar
>>674605494
Worst one in the thread.
>>674605494
Redneck detected?
OPs mom.
>>674605677
I'm not, but she's one step out of the trailer park. Hillbilly girls are fun.
>>674605730
Too lazy to get my jar so just gonna do this.
>>674605883
How funny and original. You clearly dont look as an underage b&
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>>674604963
What the fuck is going on in this thread
>>674606292
Probably older than you. Unless you're a wizard. Which you might be seeing how much of a faggot you are. I cucked your slut mom and she loved it.
>>674606290
Omg, it's you
>>674605624
more?
i fucked a lamp once, and survived
>>674605134
It's scrambled eggs you fucking retard
>>674606773
Yup, if anyone's wondering I post an update the first Saturday every month.
>>674604627
If dubs drink it
>>674606886
>mfw only this anon realizes
you are certainly smarter then the rest of these autistic faggots, salute
>>674607022
winrar
>>674607022
hhahahahahahaah
do it anon, dubs say so
>>674606290
KEK shit it's you..
Still do that shit? How many cumjars have right now?
>>674606773
>fuckinkek
>>674607022
do it
>>674607011
fucking do it
>>674606290
THE LEGEND HAS SPOKEN
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>>674607208
sorry i have Alzheimer, who is this anon?
>>674607525
watch this -> >>674605730
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>>674607521
who the fuck is he?
>>674604441
>>674606738
If you are older than 15 you should reconsider yourself and you humor, the high ammount of immaturity you are showing with this jokes could be added into a nice cringe thread.
Also these forced and 9gag tier jokes are less funny and original than any YLYL thread
>>674607651
oh shit, didn't notice the fucking watches there kek
>>674607739
*these
>>674607739
fuck off faggot, you are in the presence of a legend here>>674606290
>>674607885
This tbh, much like the jizzus
>>674604963
>mashed potatoes
>>674607739
Too bad I'm a meme lord and already got on the hot page of 9Gag. You're just sad you will never bee as good as me. Go film me fucking your jewish redhead mom then upload it to PornHub under "master cuck". Better yet just hang your neck to a car and have me drive you around town real quick. Bitch ass nigga cry more and let me make your butt more red than your moms pussy.
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>>674607087
It's butter, you fucking imbeciles.
>>674606290
why is the post number the same and the date, but the times are different?
>>674606290
are you the anon you posts his cum bottles every year at christmas?
>>674608045
What the fuck kind of mashed potatoes are you eating? Is your mother a fat American?
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>>674607885
>implying no one else on the internet have 2 watches like these
He has no posted his jar so far so could be anyone.
And the faggot it's you here
>>674604963
This is fucking scrambled eggs don't try to fool me
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>>674608230
true true, but the image is proved this is not a b8, so, anon can you show us some cum jars plez>>674606290
>>674606290
How did you get the watches to change colors?
Was that boiled semen too?
>>674608179
ever heard of time zones?
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>>674608050
>American humour
>>674608179
batteries run out, y'know
>>674608600
>Extra letters
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>>674608421
These look the same to you? Jesus Christ.
>>674608641
no i meant the post times
13:22:02
and
21:22:02
>>674608720
*>Extraw letteours
Get it right, Ameritard.
Alright because of all the hype here a pic.
>>674608482
what time zone is anon in?
>>674606290
i have an omega watch too
>>674608101
It's jelly, you fucking imbeciles.
>>674608879
Looks like tomato soup lol
>>674608990
>brown tomato soup
wtf nigga?
>>674608879
ahahahahahahhahaha YYYYYYYYYYEeeeeeeeeeeSSSSSSSSS
anon has delievered
LEGEND
oh and FUCK THIS ANON, DOUBTING FAGGOT>>674608230
>>674608641
My Omega isn't a quartz piece of shit, man. It's a beautiful manual wound time piece. I just happens to haven't been wearing it for a period of time therefore resulting in the time difference.
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>>674608879
im sorry you were saying cunt?
>>674609200
oh ok
>>674609200
SAVAGE BRO
>>674609200
Wow nice. Thanks for the EXIF data pedo. We'll be in touch soon.
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>>674609200
do you still visit /mlp?
he is somewhere in europe. we are still trying to locate him
>>674609200
>battery needed
Nah, winding needed.
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>>674608969
I am not from 'murica but I think GMT -7
IS THIS SHIT FOR REAL??? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS WTF???
>>674606290
kek, just found an article about you on the interweb
http://gawker.com/typical-4channer-boils-my-little-pony-doll-in-jar-of-hi-1665292322
>>674606886
>you now realize scrambled eggs are actually chicken sperm (sort of)
>>674608879
jesus christ anon why. WHY.
>>674608879
no... pls no
>>674608879
lol why is it brown? Is it the same from first pic?
bump for epic thread
>>674609675
You are early; summer starts in June.
>>674609669
ok thx
>>674609135
Ok, but at least I don't write like a retard
>>674609936
It's over one year old semen. There's probably more bacteria and rot than actual semen.
>>674609652
You fell for the bait harder than I fell into your dad's ass.
>>674608879
Posting in a legendary thread ~kallender 2016
>>674610101
shit got me der, sorry needed to show my joy
Rllloo
hend 2016 fuck you
>>674606290
m'lord
Faggots better screencap this shit, this thread is now legend
>>674607711
nice dub dubs my nigguh
moar?
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>>674610203
just have some faith is what i meant, not everything on /b/ is shitpost lies, only 99.9999999999...
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>>674609669
one hour ahead of the Britbongs, mlp cumjar guy confirmed for Europoor
>>674608879
One bowl of tomato bisque, coming right up!
>>674610487
kek
>>674610487
Master kek
>>674610487
thx
>>674610487
I capped
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>>674605730
>>674608879
>>674610487
Kek
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>>674610645
yeah we can see anon
>>674610752
That's not me nigger
>>674606290
so happy youre white
i cant wait for anons to repost this on a thread like 3 months from now, can feel the keks already
>>674608879
put it in an art museum
>>674610879
oops, sorry anon i thought the anon who posted anonymously was the same anon who posted a post to the other anon that anon screencapped of anons post, anon, im such a silly anon, ay anons?
>>674608600
Is that man your cum jar? It looks like he doesn't want your cum. But you keep giving it to him, splashing it around on him. It's not that you want to, is it? You just have to cum on and in him.
>>674611170
>mfw i cant tell the difference because we are all fucking anons
>>674606290
My nigga
>>674611297
check this post, and be happier
>>674608879
Pony-cumprison-man lives in my timezone! What do i do? where do i go from here?
>>674611250
not everything is a b8 you know? Spend less time on /b/
Now www nerdz eu is in a legendary thread
>>674608990
what the fuck kind of tomatoes do you eat nigger?!
looks more like apple cider or some chicken broth
>>674604441
Sorry OP, I don't have any pics of your mom on my phone!
#middleschoolpwn
>>674606290
LEGEND
>>674611422
Well those two are definitely brother and sister.
>>674611458
ok, ill check out r9k or /trash maybe, would that be recommended
>>674610152
Your backtracking is truly cringe-inducing.
>>674611524
>apple cider
applejack fan?
rainbow boils better in cum
>>674611620
/pol/ was good try /sci/, /his/ and /lit/
what is ur time zone?
Its a miracle
>>674611775
ok thx
Toasting in an epic bread.
>>674611897
Helsinki
>>674611422
what's ur time zone then?
>>674608879
You are my hero Anon, have a battered sausage.
wtf man /b/ has a cumpot...
I never believed Id post in an epic legendary thread
>>674612052
he could also be elsewhere in Europe though so I think youre safe
>>674608879
Fucking kek
i love you anon
>>674612279
Posted 3 times so far
>>674612279
well now you have
Heres mine
Sorry for bad quality
Only one i had
>>674612452
yes
>>674608879
>>674612105
GMT +1
soooo whats the point?
do you guys gulp down ur jizz once the jar is full?
>>674612461
frogposting lmao
>>674608879
Is your name tim?
>>674612677
it is like a trophy anon
High quality thread
>>674608879
Grats
This thread genuinely made me throw up
>>674613142
indeed
>>674612970
err, i guess everyone need something to be proud of
>>674613437
well shit, what was it this jizz jars or the foggots who drink jizz jars? i didn't throw up but still, wat the fuck
>>674613437
put it into a jar and pic
Mfw I get to post in a legendary bread
>>674613679
kek
bump for interest
>>674613628
I was gagging through most of the pics, but the final one with the pony submerged in ancient, yellow semen is what got me.
It's like an autistic version of insects preserved in amber.
Fuck this.
>>674608879
I WAS HERE
>>674614080
well imagine how the /mlp faggots felt when it was posted on their board, oh wait, no need to imagine, you already know how they felt now
>>674614207
you are probably samefagging af, stop it now
Archive this thread
What is this i don't even
>>674614649
roll
Time to an hero I suppose
How long can you keep cum? Do you guys cool/refrigerate it?
toast/epic bread
Put me in the screencap
>>674615153
it can be preserved for a lifetime if you have the proper equipment
>cryo freeze
Posting in epic bread
>>674608879
Is it just me or does it look like baby food?
>>674614080
>It's like an autistic version of insects preserved in amber.
How is this thread epic?
there is just a bunch of poopy cumjar....
>>674615377
True, I now need nitrogen and stuff.
>>674615592
same
>>674615621
but one of them is legendary
Anon... you must microwave it.. now fucking do it post pics
WHEN THIS GETS POSTED ON R/4CHAN CAN I BE IN IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>674615621
>retarded faggot thinks cumjarrs make it epic
no faggot, its not the cumjarrs, it is the anons who deliver, instead of being pussy faggots, the anons who go all the way and don't stop until the finish line, like this anon>>674608879
his cumjarr does not make this an epic thread, HE makes this an EPIC THREAD
The fuck nothing is happening and y'all are so easily amazed. If trips I cum in my mouth then spit on my frying pan and it as eggs.
Roll my children.
>>674605624
Gross. Would prefer jar.
>>674615970
you wouldn't have done it anyone faggot
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>>674615718
fair enought
>>674605624
you came in it too much now it's full
>>674615718
this guy gets it
>>674608879
Caramel, lovely
>>674615423
>hold the phone! I recognize that gay blowjob!
>>674604963
Mmmmmm scrambled eggs
>>674616322
wrong picture
Fuckcin hell
>>674616100
Im not a pussy bitch like you fuck off kid back to youre cod with your xbone
>>674616174
>mfw
wait wut, fair enough, oh, ok,
>i was expecting an immature 4 year old calling us all faggots
>wow
>need to reevaluate my faith in humanity, there might still be hope
Toasting in epic bread
>>674606290
Post jars so we can see progress.
(Note i have not scrolled down so this might have already happened
>>674616491
good choice m8
Yeee the I'm here
>>674616443
Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
>>674608207
No thats jizzus
>>674616608
yeah it happened already anon>>674608879
Gay and fake
>>674608879
alright thats it.
Im gonna make my own cum jar.
What should i put in the middle?
Tempted to put a dark magician yugioh card
>>674616713
>mfw
gtfo newfag, this is only for real hardcore faggots, not your bitch ass
HOLY SHIT LEGENDARY THREAD!!!1!
>>674616848
are you fucking insane, dont put something in it that could be worth thousands if sold 30 years from now or something
> MFW
>>674616848
Put a poopsicle
>>674617048
implying i dont have literally 7 copies of dark magician like any self respecting spellcaster duelist should.
buuut youre right. whats your favorite of the 3 egyptian god cards fam?
>>674616848
Your dad's picture
And I hope you will get caught
>>674617333
Win
>>674617114
>pooopsicle
i couldnt tolerate nor conceal that stench long enough to fill the jar with semen
>>674617106
It's like looking into a really dirty mirror.
>>674608879
WITNESSED
>>674606290
Did you listen to Pitz Latte to get you in the mood to cum all over Rainbow Dash?
>>674617333
WINRAR
>>674617333
you got trips and id do it except im mexican, so ive never met my father
would be kinda hot to kidnap some girls and pour a jar of that down their cunny
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>>674617459
Im mexicna and i know me father you stupid nigger stop lyinng
can someone post a cum jar with semen in it, everyone else has jizz already, a semen filled cum jar would be nice thx
>>674604441
this is basically the most stupid thing ever.
i am a sperm donor and i get paid around 50 dollars for each time i donate.
you can donate every 48 hours if you have good testies
so why the fuck would you shoot money in a jar????
>>674608879
hahahahahaah holy shit
>>674617459
Haha stupid beaner
>>674616848
Your toothbrush.
>>674608879
well then
>>674612217
Where do you get battered sausages? And what the fuck is on your face?
>>674617547
your father wasnt the right type of beaner than faggot
mines off living near brownsville somewhere
>>674606290
HOly shit
>>674617696
Tahs rite my pops aint a beaner
Feelsgoodman
>>674617511
>in imagination, yes
>real life, turn yourself in to the authorities plez
>>674607665
Lurk more faggot
>>674617511
This is your duty now. And post proof ofc
>>674617791
fuck off newfag
>>674617333
everyone rewards these trips
>>674617555
but not these one?
WTF
>>674617696
>>674617769
>im mexican and i know me father
>pops aint a beaner
fucking half bread spics