first haha

kill yourself

>>674593354
you're really bad at drawing

Second haha

just eat better and exercise

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>>674593426
this fucking guy

>>674593504
At least its original

>>674593426
Unlike this

>>674593535
>>674593487
Or these

doctors and medicine are bad

doctor and medecine are bad

third haha

Can you write me a script for xannies

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ITT: Newfags

Tits or gtfo.

What stops you from killing yourself?

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>>674593354
tits or gtfo
also I have depression. Lexapro and booze works for me.

enjoy dancing pikachu depress b/ro

>>674593504
agreed. you'd never get into art school, you should probably kill yourself

fourth haha

>>674593625
Im a psychologist not a psychiatrist.

>>674593691
Nothing.

>>674593713
You are an idiot! Never mix psych meds with alcohol you dolt!

Why do you make the same thread every day? Is there nobody else to give you attention?

>>674593713
Cringing hard

>>674593792
If nothing stops you, then why are you still alive?

fifth haha

doctors and medicine are bad OP

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>>674593753
or you could kill the jews

>>674593792
Idiot
What's the fucking difference
Idiot

>>674593792
>You are an idiot! Never mix psych meds with alcohol you dolt!
says the person dumb enough to get a psych degree and not a doctorate.

>>674593800
I don'tdo it forme, silly.

>>674593845
Because nothing starts me either

>>674593682
>ITT: niggers getting b8d by copy pasta
There. Fixed it for you.

>>674593994
Im working towards my cs masters at themoment.

>>674593966
5 years and residency

>>674593354
You should just eat better and exercise

>>674593966
i d i o t

>>674593994
Psychologists have doctorates, though.

sixth haha

delet this

>>674593354
Are you aware of the irony?
Also are you gunna post tits?

>>674594486
Not very ironic. I chose psych courses because Iwas depressed.

>>674594025
But. . .you're suicidal, which means you want to die? How does that not "start" you? c_c

>>674594646
Oh makes sense. How'd that work out for you? Not great I'm guessing.

Have you burned out all your happy feels with drugs, sex or just being a candy ass who thought life was a game for most of your life?

>>674594111
Are you an actual mental health practitioner or are you doing psych research?

>>674594775
Welcome to mental medicine! Suicidaloesnt necessarily correspond to someone on a ledge.

>>674594776
It worked very well. I intuitively know how to deal with suicidal, depressed, bipolar, and schizoaffective individuals.

Just didn'thelp me is all. Helped everyone I workwith.

>>674594817
>>674594817
Neither

>>674594891
I am not a doctor, if that is what you are asking.

>>674595020
>I am not a doctor, if that is what you are asking.
I wasn't asking that.
Some states will let you practice as a mental health practitioner with less than a doctorate. If you aren't doing psych research why don't you identify yourself as a graduate computer science student?

>>674595417
I think all states allow psychologists to aid those in need of mental health. They just cant prescribe medication.

If anything, the most appropriate title for me is "senior developer".

>>674595020

Ok. Well fuck your profession for turning all this psych research into consumer mind control.

No wonder people are miserable.

>>674595020
What'd you want out of this thread exactly OP? Just bored or something? Draw more pics

>>674595629
My profession is programmer. I think you'll find we control your mind far better than any drug.

>>674595762
To help others.

>>674595616
So are you currently employed in psychology?
>"senior developer"
In what? CS or psych research?

>>674595811
You gunna draw more pics?

>>674595868
Both, actually.

>>674595910
No.

>>674593354
Suicidally depressed psychologist are just the same other psychologist, they get paid just hearing and listening to what the persons problem and writing it down on a piece of paper. So you suck OP and all other psych. (Trust me that's what psychs are for)

>>674595976
>Both, actually.
Explain?(broadly)
Do you develop software for psych research?

>>674596032
You.... don't know what psychologists actually do, huh?

>>674596163
I develop software for finacial institutions which uses a lot of psychodynamics, ai, and human models.

>>674595976
Damn I was hoping for more pics.

>>674596313
In fact, I do. They only act when it is above the "threshold" of human psych.

>>674596451
You just proved you dont.

>>674596573
Never mind, nobody can't win args online anyway.

>>674596313
>I develop software for finacial institutions which uses a lot of psychodynamics, ai, and human models.
Nice combo. I'd still call you a cs student with training in psychology over someone who suggests that they are a mental health professional. Have fun making lots of money with that combo though.

>>674596451
What do you think psychologists do exactly? Sounds like you're talking about a psychiatrist

>>674596573
>>674596638
Only fags think that the things posted here are fact anyways.

>>674596638
Im literally a psychologist. I cantell you, on my experience, thatis not what any psychologist I know does. Its certainly not what we are taught.

>>674596822
Im a non profit; Iuse it all to help others thrive.

>>674596843
>>674596843
Exactly.

>>674596955
>Im a non profit; Iuse it all to help others thrive.
freaking amazing resume booster to have while you're still in school though.

>>674596313
I was thinking of studying psychology along with sociology what do you think?
Sound like a good idea or have any suggestions on what I should study when I do get to college (eventually)?

>>674593354
does brainwashing work?

>>674597261
>>674597261
No

>>674597125
Go into computer science.

>>674597098
Already got my job. No resume or degree needed.

>>674596955
Suit yourself, I am not here to make friends anyways. I don't care if you believe, you're just a random person on a random day on a /b/ thread .

>>674597125
Not op but what do you want to do eventually? If you have the ability, you should consider pairing psych with a STEM focus/major.

>>674597315
>Already got my job. No resume or degree needed.
What do you plan on doing the the future? Staying with your non-profit?

>>674597315
fuck you your brainwashed! Thats why you are depressed because you are living out thoughts that arent your own. Kill yourself!

>>674597385
I already did. Read juuust above you

>>674597369
I don'tbelieve it I live it.

>>674597547
No you are confused. I am a non profit; my work is not.

>>674597657
>No you are confused. I am a non profit; my work is not.
Explain.
also
this: >>674597385
was meat for this: >>674597125

>>674598124
your brainwashed

what meds are you currently on (if any) and what have you tried?

>>674598279
my brainwashed what?

Psychology is just applied biology.

>>674598413
Brain

>>674595811
>to help others
That's your job, not your pass time.

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>>674598424
biology is just applied gayology

>>674598625
Mathematics is just applied Apophenia.

>>674598925
>>674598625
Hell, we're going back to sociology. wth.

>>674598925
mathematics is just fake letters called numbers

>>674599066
It's an endless loop.

Your all fucking brainwashed except me.

>>674598527
is?

>>674599296
Washed

>>674599377
>my name is forest gump, people call me forest gump.

>>674599260
>Your all fucking brainwashed except me.
You're all fucking schizophrenic, except me.

Can i see your tits?

>>674593354

Do you think all people can recover from depression?

Would you ever recommend suicide if your job didn't forbid saying it?

hey op, thanks for being a good sport. You were actually kinda cool today. Next time draw more things to make the thread better.

>>674598346
Every one known to man for treating .depression Name one, I've had ot.

Im on an maoi patch now.

>>674598615
No my job is to program

>>674593354
hi OP is there a way to DM? I have genuine questions

>>674597385
I have no plans, dreams or ambitions so I have no idea. What is STEM?

>>674599744
All can. My job doesn't forbid it. Still no

>>674599748
I don't like to draw.

>>674599807
Dm?

>>674599883
personal message somewhere?

>>674599883
direct message

>>674599883
would you fuck a patient of he had like a 10 inch dick

>>674599867
Science medicine technology and engineering

>>674600064
Sure. What so you prefer?

>>674600122
No. Im 100 pounds. I prefer smaller.

>>674600140
dont do it. shitstorm incoming

>>674599867
Science technology engineering and math. Basically good $$ if you need to fall back on anything. Plus I can see how HR in those fields would flock to people with
>implied
people skills

>>674600140
Science technology in engineering of medicine.

>>674599789
Have you tried dexedrine/other stimulants?

>>674600228
but you would fuck a patient?

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>>674593354
>Suicidal
>Depressed
>Psychologist
Show us your degree Dr.Irony

>>674600326
>>674600140
do you faggots not know how to use google? Medicine would fall under science.

>>674600563
well science is a dick if he lets medicine fall.

>>674599789
>maoi
Talk about treatment resistant.
Have you tried psychedelics? I've heard good things about micro-dosing.

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>>674593354
What is your opinion of Common Core standards in Education?

>>674600393
This. Am I correct in believing psychologists can't do much, if anything for patients with depression outside of trying to change negative thought patterns and teaching coping skills?

she ever posted tits?

>>674600563
and science falls under language arts

>>674600296
Sounds Like it could be be good, would studying psychology and sociology work well with this STEM?

>>674600700
you smartass bastard.
kek

>>674600901
never claimed being female

>>674593354

Suicidally depressed psychologist

>being this edgy.

>>674600977
Depends on the college and its requirements. You could have something going for you if the majors overlap well enough (see if the school offers a BS in psychology). Honestly, most psych/soc. degrees probably overlap pretty heavily anyway that you could get away with doing something a bit harder (at least a minor).

>>674601043
the rule states when an anon comes in claiming hes female to seek attention he must earn it by posting tits.

>>674601043
pic clearly shows female

>>674601043
Well that over shirt or whatever looks pretty girlie and it looks like you have tits

>>674593354
so youve never fucked a patient?

>>674601740
yeah im not op im just saying she never claimed to be female. tits or gtfo is wheb an anon comes in seeking attention by posting she is female

Seventh haha

>>674600927
and being a faggot falls under your english degree.

>>674593354
1. Stop thinking about bad shit, dumbfuck. Like /b/.
2. Take Wellbutrin.
3. Find a support group. Somewhere else.

>>674602027
fuck off newfag

>>674602273
newfag detected

>>674602400
>>>/newfagberg/

>>674602273
>>674602400
>>674602635
>>674602037
>>674601751
The reason why this thread still exists.

>>674602635
newfaggomaximus

>>674601504
What is a BS?

>>674593354
you cunt
I haven't lost in years
fuck you

drink ant poison

>>674602832
Bachelor of science
or bullshit. your pick

>>674602832
Bachelor of Science degree, better known as a BullShit degree.

>>674602027
While OP never made any direct claims of their gender. Posting a picture of herself that reveals enough information for us to presume she is female, is essentially the same thing as the picture in itself is needless.

>>674602824
so new i can smell the factory

>>674603042
unless you're a commie-fag (read: non-american) then your degree will probably be different.

>>674593354
Psy D or PhD?

>>674603191
did she ever say that was a pic of her tho ive seen that pic b4

Why are you so boring? Tell us about your craziest patients.

>>674603291
ur so new they havent even made a factory for your prototype looking neckbeard ass.

>>674603416
see: >>674595020
>I am not a doctor, if that is what you are asking.

>>674593354
Tell us some of your patients most fucked up stories.

>>674603296
What's wrong with a BS?
Does having a BS make you a commie?

>>674593354
Get rid of that sweater. That even depresses me. Shitcan the gray/brown/white dungeon colors, and get some color around you..

>>674593354
>>674593504
>>674603625
>at least it's original
Enough proof for you?

>>674603955
No. The bs that other countries label their BS is bs.

>>674603949
If you couldn't tell, OP hasn't answered any genuine questions referring to her actual work as a psychologist.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>674603949
She can't talk about patients because confidentiality. Besides, you're probably one of them.

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>>674593354
>psychologist
>medicine

Pick one

>>674604669
So she's not anonymous???