>>674579160
how big is your dick?

>>674579160
do you easily get girls above your "level", or are you really attractive?

Why are you on 4chan?

>>674579160
How you doing

Also did already got a college degree

>>674579227
about 7.5 inches, thicker than average.

>>674579160
why are you on 4chan?

>>674579315
>>674579366
great minds thinking alike

>>674579160
>man successful with women
>on /b
choose one

>>674579335
good size, I'm 7.5 inches long between 5.5 and 6 inches around. girls say it's a really good size

>>674579479
/thread

>>674579244
i am not objectively very attractive. i do work out, but im only 5'9 and doughy about the midsection. i routinely get women way out of my apparent league.

>>674579160
Ever try picking up a guy?

>>674579315
>>674579441
OP full of shit. That's why.

>>674579315
bored at work

>>674579549
Yes. I fuck them lots.

>>674579619
tits or gtfo

>>674579160
So what's your trick?

>>674579329
yes i am a male RN

>>674579160
How much do you spend on rope and roofies?

>>674579160
Do you use lifting straps or gloves? How heavy is the heaviest woman you can pick up?
Do you find lifting 2 women at once strengthens more muscle groups than one bigger woman?

>>674579479
having a sense of humor and being good with ladies aren't mutually exclusive.

>>674579662
True fag

>>674579735
Focker, that you?

>>674579160
Have you ever been with a man?

>>674579160
What do I say to my friend to ask about dating her?

This is urgent, we're about to go to dinner together as friends and I want to ask her out.

post some nude pictures of the girls you conquered..

>>674579160

Why not post the swamp donkeys you normally fuck as opposed to that plastic cunt?

>>674579662
not me

>>674579998
>going to a dinner together as friends
You dun goofed already zozzle

>>674579730
no trick really. more a different perspective on what to do and say

>>674579998
if this is legit, i need more details

>>674580490
Known each other for a few years, but not spent a lot of time together. We've hung out recently and had good nights. Erm...same ages, mid-late twenties. Both working.

What more do you need?

>>674579160
What do you think makes you so successful at picking up women?

>>674579160

where do you grt the cash to pay for all those hookers?

btw, 'picking up' doesn't mean what younthink it means.

>>674580743
strong knees

>>674579160
I'm freshman, she's sophomore and sooo attractive. I will ask her out next week, give me all the advice you can lay upon me.

Are you hitch?

>>674580639
thats a good start. is there an occasion for dinner

>>674580743
confidence, primarily. and wit.

>>674581089
nope. Just hanging out.

>>674579160
Do you lift with your legs or your back?

Also any advice on how long I should hold them up before I set them back on the ground?

Thanks

Are you a PUA instructor/student? Are you from the inner circle? Which company?

>>674581037
is she available?

>>674579735

well there you have it - female nurses will fuck anyone/thing (god bless them).

you dont got game OP, you just hang out with nurses.

>OP was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.

>>674581177
ok. hows your confidence level with her? do you have any inkling where you stand?

Do you consider people who drive them around with a riksha a thread to your profession? Also can you carry two people? And why do woman prefer to be carried around by you?
Are you to weak for heavy people?

>>674579994

of course bc OP is faggot

>>674581201
i am not.

>>674579160
How hard does your dad ass-rape your little faggot self?

>>674581312
i dont fuck anyone at work

>>674579998

just go in for a kiss and see if she kisses back. if you ask the answer will be 'no'

>>674581349
Confidence, I'd say I'm OK. I don't struggle to speak with her.

Inkling, not really. There are things I could read into, but that could just be me reading into it, where it was only said innocently. But we are quite close I'd say.

>>674581154
Thanks my /b/ro, I'll keep that in mind.

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>>674579547
>5'9
>Doughy
How the fuck does an ugly manlet get any ladies bitch

>>674579160
When did you start driving taxis

>>674581231
Yeah. I wouldn't dare think about a taken girl cause I'm a bitch but I think I can fake my confidence enough to ask her out. Do you think that will work or will I suddenly start stuttering and shaking?

>>674581533
not me

>>674579547
how often are you in relationships?

>>674580322
Do explain...

>>674581517

bullshit. we've all seen what happens in the janitor's closet and breaknroom on tv

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>>674581595
Not OP, but if your game is sharp enough you can always fake it til you make it.
6'1, 7" dick but my game is as rough as hessian undies

>>674581668

you say that like you have a point, faggot OP

>>674579994
Yes. Never anal yet, however, I've performed fellatio on a number of men.

> circle jerk talkin bout how good they are wit da ladies.....priceless.

>>674581576
good. given what you said, it sounds like you're basically already there. do extensive grooming before you go out, make sure you smell good. women really like the smell of vanilla, as a suggestion. drop absolutely all shreds of self doubt, and then completely stop trying to get in her pants. instead, make single conversational goals. shall i continue?

>>674581744
routinely. currently, i am in a relationship with a man who works at my barbershop. we had been seeing each other on and off, but only recently took it to the next level

>>674581595
cause my brain is sexier than yours and i know how to use it

>>674581618
it depends on how you ask. start by trying to get her laughing and being agreeable

What's your secret?

>>674581744
i have been in a lot, but i didnt bother to develop real game until i decided i didnt want them anymore

>>674582220
Oh, so you're bi then?

>>674582170
I don't really have doubt. The only thing I don't know is how to actually ask her out. But OK, go on?

>>674579160
have u ever hurt ur back pickin people up

>>674582365
Check - I'm one of the funniest guys around and joking makes me naturally confident.
What do you mean by agreeable though?

>>674582497
you could say so, yes. however as of late i have been primarily interested in men. nothing beats the feeling of a man's flaccid penis becoming erect while it's in your mouth

>>674579160
fake hair, fake tits, fake nose, fake lips, fake eyelashes. and she looks like she'll a sack of potatoes in the sack. she tries too hard to look like a woman.

> itsamanbaby.jpeg

When did you realized you were gay?

>>674582220
OP is a faggot

>>674582681
i realized i was attracted to men when i was a few months shy of my 12th birthday.

>>674582631
Hmm, so you should probably consider the possibility that you are homosexual. So you're sure you've been sexually attracted to females, right?

>>674581795
i get women by not trying to get women. i try for a series of obtainable goals. i assume that if you continue talking to me, you are interested in me on some level. i try to escalate the level of interest until it hits a fever pitch. about 25% of women are happily in a relationship or too shallow to listen to me, i instantly stop talking to them because its obvious they arent interested. everyone else is obtainable.

>>674581312
female nurses are the most batshit crazy women you will ever meet.... stay away

>>674581808
i should clarify. i dont fuck women at work anymore

>>674582015
not me

>>674582631
So any tips for a young padawan?

>>674582220
not me

>>674582015
so you are a homosexual... youve probably never fucked a woman and you started this thread because you are lonely/bored right now and you want attention from guys...

the fact that you said you are a male RN even supports that theory - the majority of male RNs are gay.