>>674571382
6 pesos

i'll give you my broken keyboard

(Which includes cat hairs, dust & solid cum)

>>674571382
I'd pay someone else to take the hit for me before I touched that rancid bitch

>>674571625
You had a broken keyboard? I bought a broken keyboard!

>>674571640
homosexuality is a sin you faggot

>>674571382
7

>>674571382
Wouldn't fuck her with your dick. Porky joke stealing unfunny cunt

>>674571382

I'd expect her to pay me

>>674571382
Don't you mean "how much do you think Amy would pay to fuck you"?

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>>674571382
Dinner and a movie? I'd love to fuck her but wouldn't pay more for her than anyone else

>>674571382
They'd have to pay me.

>>674571382
Nothing.

In fact, there's a good deal I'd pay to NOT bang her.

>>674571382
She looks alright... Imma need about 3 fitty.

>>674572543
lol retard

that anon is a trap ^

I don't know maybe 30-50 bucks?

I'm not really attracted to her at all but she's still a "celebrity" so it'd be a cool story to have.

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$3,987.34

all i have in my account but my god i want her to blow kisses at my dick

>>674571536
US = .35 cents

>>674571715
Underrated post

>>674572514
This

About $3.50

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>>674573549

>>674571382
She is rich. If she takes my wife and I out and buys us nice things I think we'd fuck her.
She buys me a rolex and real nice car and I'd pretty much have to, right?

>>674571382
bout tree fiddy

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>>674573021
>that anon is a trap

Don't you think we know that?

>>674571382
The real question is what would it cost to keep that beast off you?

>>674571382
>>pay

I'd pay to not bang her if that answers your question

>>674571382
bang means to shoot her with a firearm right?
about $12

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>>674571382
Amy reminds me of that one girl in high school who was your crushes best friend, but is super loud and obnoxious and always trying to make stupid jokes and keeps telling your crush about what a loser you are.

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>>674571382

>>674574920
She's so beautiful.

>>674571382
I'd pay money not to bang her.
I have a modest savings that I'd be willing to part with if she kept pestering me.

>>674571382
0

>>674574879
>>674571382
I was thinking more like shes that chubby girl in school who sucked dicks left and right to get validation and attention from men but she was hated and bullied by women.

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>>674571382
Fat jewess is built like a football player

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>>674571824
Any man coming out of trying to fuck that would become a homosexual you faggot.

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>>674575142
>being this gay

>>674571382
50 cents cashmoney!

>>674571382

> tree fiddy

>>674571382
I don't like Amy Jew-Cher
So I personally wouldn't pay

>>674575463
>babbehs first troll :^)

>>674571382
I wouldn't pay anything

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>>674575463
nice try shlomo

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>>674575671
youd be surprised m80 i troll for absolute fun

Better looking men than me have gotten with her.

All you neckbeards keep holding out for your anime waifu. I'll take care of the real girls for you.

>>674571382

I'd pay her choice for one serving from the McDonalds menu

>>674571640

>Paying to let someone else cuck you

>>674577500
kek probably an amerifag

>>674571382
can i pay to keep her away from my dick?

>>674571382
how much per pound?

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> i would pay her all the bitcoins

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>>674576855
shutup you faggot

cpt. who is she?

>>674571382
After Dolph ziggler was in there?
One Ethiopian dollar.

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She does a good Marilyn impression

>>674571382
Is her dad Chuck Shumer?

>>674571382
I'd pay $50 to see her pussy. Just because I'm curious about what she's got between those meaty thighs.

>>674580031
Yes. He used to fuck her in pussy

I'd pay a dollar for every funny joke she has.

So Zero

These two fucking losers.

>>674571382
The question you should be asking is, "How much she would pay me to bang her fat, slutty ass?"

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These two fucking losers

I'D PAY WITH MY SOUL.

>>674580568
I always thought Chuck was an ass fucker

>>674571715
And i just got a kneeboard

How many annie can pay me for sex

>>674572514

this right here

I have a half of a roll of old stamps that aren't enough to mail a letter anymore. I'll trade you those.

On second thought, if I double up the stamps, they'll still work. And I'd rather lick those than her.

>>674574573
What is she standing on? One of her kind?

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>>674571382
I would drag my dick through a half mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

>>674582472
Why is it that liberal chicks don't just get fat, they get sloppy fat with bumply fat deposits and kind of pear shaped.

I mean I would but I dont think Id pay very much. She isnt bad looking but not exactly very attractive either. Mostly just to say I did honestly

>>674582648
>Why is it that American liberal chicks don't just get fat, they get sloppy fat with bumply fat deposits and kind of pear shaped.

FTFY

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>>674571382
I'd pay her to get away from me.

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sums her up

>>674571382
Kek

I'd make that bitch pay me. Way too fat in all the wrong places, rather face, annoying voice. She gets the d for a few grand for the sake of a story to tell later.

...if she wasn't semi-famous it'd be Aston Martin money.

>>674571715
Hurr Durr

>>674571382
I would need to be paid $100k +

for reference, I would suck a dick for $50k and I am completely hetero

>>674571382
I would pay to keep her from fucking me

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it doesn't look that fun

>>674571382
50 dollars

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How about a Lena Dunham/Amy Schumer threesome.

Twice the tonnage, triple the fat.

>>674583160
Not her.

>>674583000
Noice trips. Also for 50k i'd let someone pillage my asshole. Seriously if an ok looking dude walked up me offering me 1k for a blowjob i'd do it. Also straight but a 1000 dollars is a nice sum of money.

>>674583349

prove it faggot

>>674571382
She'd do it for free if she knew what was good for her.

0 sheckles

>>674583360
true, I'd pretty much do anything for $50k

>>674571382
Nothing she's hideous and shitty person with shitty recycled jokes. Ohhh shock factor your so in!

>>674583160
Kek i watched that whole thing and it honestly didn't even give me a boner.

>>674572883
>lol
>retard
>lack of any other insult
hey guys i think i found the newfag

>>674572514
This-o. I dont like when pigs think theyre people

>>674571382
If she paid me 100 dollars I might out of pitty

>>674571382
id do that for $500k

>>674583564
Yeah though, no scat. I wouldn't even do that for a million. That's shit is gnarly.

Lena Dunham/Amy Schumer threesome sounds like a nigger wet dream

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amy, i would gladly pay you to never post here again

>>674571382
I wouldn't pay.

>>674574238
Keking
Shes good as a glory hole mouth.
All fatties can get a job doing.
GHM
Glory hole mouth

>>674571382
I just threw up in my mouth. Why would you ask that?

>>674571382
I may let her fuck me

>>674571382
She'd have to pay me, OP. She is not funny, nor is she that attractive.

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She looks like fucking Jay Leno in drag

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>>674582908
This

>>674571382
I'd expect her to shell out about $1000 but she has to agree that I don't have to look at her face while it happens.

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>>674571382
Fucking disgusting

>>674571382
She'd have to pay me.

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>>674574573
Fixed.

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She looks like this fucker

>ITT: A bunch of retarded virgins.

I'd fuck the shit out of her.

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>>674571382
As much as $200. I know a whore who sees me for $150/hr, similar body, prettier face, but Amy would be fun, and a good get. I'd love to get sloppy, spitty head from her, rimjob included, and cover her face with cum.

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>>674586024
But would you pay a ridiculous amount to bang the beast?

Given that I could walk to any bar in NY and find someone hotter?

$0

>>674586024
I'll pay double for an autographed copy of your Real Man guide.

>>674586227
Ill pay from whatever to even free!

>>674586312
hey i'm in new york too lol!
lets meet up and try and find women hotter then amy to have sex with us and if we cant we can go back to my place and sleep until we are sober!

100 bucks. She needs to lose like 20 pounds

>>674571382
I don't think she's ugly. Just a regular girl with a healthy amount of chub.

But for fuck's sake, she's not funny. And she keeps being pushed because she's a woman. It's ridiculous! I'm not even into standup, and I keep hearing about her, keep seeing her namedropped. If this was about some random guy standup comedian, we'd all be asking "literally who?"

>>674571382
One doubloon

>>674571382
id let her steal my jokes

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>>674583332
You'd have to be careful. If they both got on top you'd be crushed by the combined weight.

>>674571382
tree fidy