>>674571327
your mom

Sucked a friend's dick and got my dick sucked by him in middle school, out in the woods.

>>674571327
>sexual experience
or
>sex
?
i made out with this girl at a party when i was like thirteen
i fucked some hippy in her college dorm when i was eighteen

fuck you

i put my penis inside my sister when she was 3 and I was 4. she doesnt remember anything

i will not be this agreeable next time

>>674571327
...has yet to happen.

>>674571556
lena?

>>674571327
Put dick inside, hymenbreak... Why the hell there is blood
Panic

Sexual experience = I had 4 years old with a chore girl
Sex = An ordinary sex with my virgin girlfriend

>>674571556
Really???

>be 6
>at babysitters with a few other kids
>we're in bedroom watching bullshit tv
>one boy convinces girl to take pants off to try "doing it" like grownups
>they're both on bed
>he's constantly pushing dick against her trying to get in
>dick too soft
>me and some 4y girl on floor watching
>decide to try for ourselves
>she pulls shorts/panties off
>i do same
>she lays on back on floor and spreads
>im on top, constantly try to stuff it in
>dick too soft
>feels neat anyways
>5th asshole kid runs off tells babysitter
>babysitter walks in sees us
>screaming ensues
>everyone's parents called
>we all have to find new babysitter

>>674572070
To be fair, he was 2 and she was 3

>>674571327
Rubbed junk up against swingset pole in elementary school. Felt Goodman. Downhill from there.

>>674571327
>being born
>massive hard on
>up to my arms in pussy
>pull my cock out
>the head flicks her enormous clit
>shes screaming 'Oh God Oh God'
>another bitch pulls me out, fuck yeah threesome
>spanks my ass, s&m style
>cum buckets, everything covered in my slimy goo
>fuck yeah

>yesterday
>beta af 18yr old
>4/10 chick desprate
>went to drink with her and another couple
>friends tryna help get laid with het
>make out make her horny
>reaching friend house
>quiet and dark
>start kissing touching
>fingering her
>she rubs my cock
>fucking wasted cant get it up
>jacking and fingering her for 20 mins
>softer than soft
>going to the toilet
>jacking hard for 20 mins no luck
>dissapointed.png
>spoon with her for 3hr
>ohshitcockisaliveagain.png
>almost morning and shes not in the mood anymore
>she has a bus, walking her out

Mfw i lost my chance fucking wonder why am I beta af when girls say im hot, fucking drives me crazy

>>674571327
>me 7 and male cousin 9
>we found porno magazines when digging around a paper trash can
>we hide them and sneak to nearby forest
>watch the magazines
>our cocks get hard and we end up fondling each other

>later that summer
>the same cousin is visiting us for some time
>he suggests we try having sex like in the magazines
>it is kinda pointless to try anal as our dicks aren't big enough to reach anywhere
>end up sucking each others dicks

That was my first sexual experience. I got my first sex when 18 fucking a love of my life. Too bad after the night she rejected me and I've been depressed and obsessed ever since (I'm 25 now).

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>>674572886
Moral of the story: you'll be much happier if you stick to sucking cock

I lost my virginity in the middle of the field at my old elementary school

>>674571327
fucked a prostitute without a condom
ended up getting aids
now im dead

>>674573259
did he lube your anus first?

>>674573277
skelington

>>674573277
Meh, sounds like the world is better off.

Any post that doesn't start with the words "I was alone" is a lie.

>went to an all boys private school
>pent up sexual frustration
>friend brags about huge cock
>starts whipping it out when we hang out, never thought of another guy that way before, but catch a glimpse and it's fucking huge
>we get drunk one night when parents are away
>watching porn on family computer at 2am
>start to feel tired, so I put my head down beside the computer
>he walks over and plops his cock in my mouth
>don't even think about it, just start licking it
>thisisprettyok.exe
>end up full on sucking and gagging on it
>doesn't touch me/mine because neither are interested, and he's got the alpha cock
>jerk him off and cums all over the floor
>do this a few more times over the course of a year, but then silently decide to stop and not ruin our friendship (we both know we prefer women, but just have no access to any)
>10 years later and only been with women since

I'm a straight male engaged to an amazing woman, and my first sexual experience was a gay one...

>Get drunk at a small party
>Meet some 6/10 girl from out of town
>End up in room in back
>Talk about sadness of losing your childhood dog
>Find out she broke up with her boyfriend recently
>Somehow end up going down on her
>Leads to sex
>Too drunk to feel anything with a condom on
>Still too drunk to feel anything
>Jackrabbit the shit out of her, still nothing
>Give up
>No aids or kid, never see her again

A kid pulled out my dick, fondled it, and kissed it in exchange for a fat deck of pokemon cards
I lost that deck some years ago

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>>674571327
>be 18
>gf 18
>both virgins
>couldn't cum so spent 40-50 mins sawing in and out till giving up
shit was horrid, way worse than cuming in three seconds, cause my gf was worried there was something wrong with her for days afterwards, at least a 3 second finisher is just a bit of a giggle after

>>674571327

1) My dad touched my balls in the shower saying he was cleaning them when I was 2 or so.

2) Saw my hot baby sitter's daughter's tits while she was changing during nap time. Probably age 3-8.

3) At age 6, I was kissed on the cheek by a cute, much taller girl. Same year, I kissed an older (11-12) male mentor on the cheek.

3) At age 9-11, my male friend and I took off our shirts on a hot day and showed each other our erections. I kissed his bare chest but that was it.

4) At 14, started getting BJs from and fingering a really hot girl my age. Fucked her anally before she turned 15. Then took her cherry while I was still 14.

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>>674571858
>ordinary sex with my virgin girlfriend
>ordinary sex
>virgin gf

This is the true power of a wizard

My sister is 14 years older than me and a sloot. I was like 12 once when she came to visit, she came into my room to use the computer wesring a loosely fitting night shirt, watched her play with her boobs for about an hour, later we were watching hbo and the naked came on, got a boner, asked her to touch my dick, said I was gross and left. We dont talk much, 12 years later, but I did steal a fuckload of nudes from her. Cunt.

>>674572374

Never go full tard.

>>674574913

Hawt. Are you saying she was clearly aware you were looking at her touch her own nipples? Give more detail.

>>674571556

Yes she does. She most certainly does.

>>high school
>>on a trip to new hampshire
>>me, best friend, and 2 girls
>>we stay at one of the girls dad's cabin in the mountains
>>drink, smoke, general teenage debauchery
>>watching the movie Blow late at night
>>girl i was sitting with starts giving me a handjob under the blanket
>>yes i got a handjob before kissing a girl, weird as fuck
>>her friend looks over at us and sees
>>calls her friend out and cockblocks the shit out of me
>>girl runs upstairs crying
>>try to calm her the fuck down, eventually she does
>>she goes to bed upstairs, i go to sleep o the couch
>>whole vacation atmosphere is weird as fuck now
>>many hours later girl comes to the top of the stairs
>>tells me to come up into her room
>>go up
>>she immediately jumps on me and we make out for a longgggggg time
>>fall asleep next to her
long story short we ended up hooking up for a few months, then she ended it when i caught feelings like a fag. sick life.

>>674574796
god damn you are autistic as fuck, also your dad probably was just cleaning them

>>674572204

That is pretty shitty. That kid was probably a victim of moleststion paying it forward.

Did it affect you? Or was it just a weird memory in an otherwise sexually banal childhood?

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>>674574796
>probably 3-8
Yeah alright thats not a huge gap at all.
pic unrelated, dont know what is

>me be 14 she was 12
>cuddles on couch lead me me fingerings her
>her younger sister who was 6 at the time was watching SpongeBob on the floor
>girl takes off her pants as do I
>sideways bone
>younger sister at the time jumps on couch and doesn't notice
>keeps on gping
>younger sister finally realizes that I'm moving and looks under the blanket
>I pull out and cum on 12yr ass
>younger sister gasps
>30 minutes of awkward silence goes by
>3 sum
> break it off due to her having hairy back

I touched my cousin while she was asleep about 10 different times

best fucking tits

>>674572886

>kinda pointless to try anal as our dicks aren't big enough to reach anywhere
>dicks aren't big enough to reach anywhere
>to reach anywhere
>reach

What are you talking about?

>be me
>girl i've liked for YEARS but only remained best friend
>shes in a LDR
>"anon i don't want to have to travel 5 hours for cock"
>"Fuck me"
>She only does anal
>She's into the kinkiest shit
>Petplay
>Beating
>Choking
>Fuck the shit out of her for months
>She leaves her bf for me
>Ends up cheating on me with my best friend and roomate
>See her every weekend at my flat

Could be worse

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>Monday
>be 19
>in back of SUV on side street
>got dick sucked and she swallowed
>had 8 month old kid
>tfw first time was a public milf deep throat swallow
>thatsalotofcategories.bat

>>674575195
Yeah looking back it had to be intentional, she did it a couple of times. I would stand like right next to the computer chair and pretend to be interested in what ever the fuck was on the internet in like 2002. Once she wore a billowey blue loose tank and I could see straight down into it, she had her hand up the shirt tweeking her nipples and giving me occasionally full views. Another time it was a sheer low cut pink nighty thing, nipples were hard AF, played with them then too. Annoying part was she would constantly do that teasing shit. I guess she wanted me to be like ewww no your my sister, but I was more than down to clown. Then I'm the weird one some how lol.

>>674576139
Can't stick it in the butt, all you'd get is cheek action

Middle school
ugly gf comes over after school
jerks me off
cum loads all over her hand
next day at school everyone looking weird at me
gf told everyone at school I came when she jerked me off
still not sure why I was ridiculed for that....
not sure why she wasnt...
you jack a dick, its gonna blow

None

Bought 300 bucks worth of crack and heroin. Had 3 girls in LaQuinta Inn that night. Marathon sex.

>>674571327
> 14
> going to youth group because of step mom
> shit sucks
> totally boring
> go on retreat
> church songs
> guys and girls bunk house
> walking around bored one night
> cute ish chick doing the same
> say fuck it and make out
> "I want to stay a virgin, anon."
> get blow job
> saaaaay....
> by 17 I'd fucked every girl in the group
> first anal sex at 15
> thanks religious zealot step mom

>>674573929

Seems extremely common to me. Had some friends in middle school that were so fucking far away from getting laid it was pathetic, and they did shit like that.

One tried to hypnotize the other to convince him to suck his cock, that being just one story I ended up hearing. Have a feeling they just had some fun with each other because they didn't have options.

I was only months from getting head, and had many prospects so I didn't go down that road, and I'm the closet fag now. They're all straight and married far as I know.

>be me
>be 17
>going to bed
>naked
>we make out
>I ask her if she want an Australian kiss
>She says no
>I ask why
>she says "ok then"
>She comes
>Put on condom
>have sex
>cant cum
>fuck for 50 mins
>she asks if I want blowjob
>"Sure"
>her first time
>she manages to get the string between the head and the shaft stuck between her bottom teeth
>Hurts as fuck
>Boner dies in her mouth
>we done fucking

>>674576804
Jesus fuck, m8

>>674571327
>virgin
thats it

>>674575337

Good story. I tried anal before vaginal sex with my gf, so I know the feeling of having a weird order of operations like that.

>>674575381

I hope you're right. I have a pretty vivid memory, and I hate that I harbor cynicism over that experience that I'm sure he thinks I have, and he may even have, no recollection of.

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1. Was around 5 or 6 and hot 13yo babysitter with big tits liked to play with me in the bath, sucked my little cock, I played with her tits, and even fingered her. This continued for a good 4 or 5 years with her as the main family babysitter. I absolutely loved it and she even played with my best friend and I a couple times.
I suspect my dad hired her because she was attractive and I think he knew what she was doing with me and kept her on, so thanks dad for an epic childhood.

2. I think it was 4th grade when my friend casey and I would start jerking/sucking each other off. First time coming anywhere near an orgasm was with him - I just felt tingly and like I had to pee. We sucked each other quite a bit but never kissed for some reason. Casey was a regular suck buddy through middle school.

3. I think it was my 9th or 10th birthday party where I had about a dozen boys over and after a lot of dick jokes we were all sucking each other.

4. When I was around 10 I began babysitting for the neighbors kids whom I've known since they were born. 4 kids evenutally, boy1, girl, boy 2, boy 3. I taught boy 1 and the girl about their private parts and what feels good. Boy 1 loved to have his little cock sucked and enjoyed swallowing my cream. Girl caught me and Boy 1 and wanted to know what we were doing. Showed her what penises are and how to make them feel really good for the boy. sucked/suck by Boy 1 like 60% of the time, licked and was sucked by girl like 20% and the remaining time was with both of them. I babysat those kids for a good 6 years and to this day I'm great friends with them.

Kids enjoy sexual activity and exploring their bodies. My gf knows all this about me and understands my pedophilia and is even ok with the possibility of us sexually educating our future children. She actually is jealous of my sexual experiences because she was completely sheltered as a kid and the only thing she remembers is her cousin fondling her a little bit when she was 11.

went down on my babysitter when I was about 10. had no clue what I was doing and why it was wrong.

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>Be 7-8
>Stepfather bends me over, can't fit it in
>Proceeds to blindfold me and make me suck his cock
>Rubs a strawberry on the tip like I don't know what he's fucking doing
>Gag and choke like a mofo

Cry quietly in my room, and it happens over and over until I turn 14

>>674575855

Just wait until you're older, son. Then you'll understand, if you do an honest assessment about the reliability of your memory, how the ages from 3 to 8 can be a bit difficult to distinguish.

All I can say is that it wasn't two years old and it wasn't nine years old. All I have retained is a flash.

penis inspection in middle school. I blew my load during the inspection. never lived it down.

>>674572374

kek. this is the most /b/ post ive ever read

>>674571327
Boned a drunk 43y old milf, when i was 17. Immensly awkward, and really bad sex.

>>674572839

many guys have this happen the first time. dont worry. get back in the sadfle again. you will be fine.

>>674576313

She wanted the attention, you wanted a peek. Qid pro quo. You took it too far. No big deal, she just had to show you where the line was. Good for her. Don't be strangers.

>>674572886

walk it off faggot

>>674576419

>Childhood obesity suspected

Sorry bro.

>>674577506
nice fantasy, m8

>>674576486

Weird. Maybe you came too quickly and she wanted to do more. Or maybe she didn't know what to expect, and was getting out ahead of the story because she didn't trust you not to spill the beans.

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>>674571327
>be me
>be 10
>have female friend
>my mother and her mother are friends from way back
>born 2 months apart and grew up with each other
>spend weekend at her place on playdate
>friday we are put to bed
>lights off
>on mattress on floor next to her bed
>"anonette? you awake?"
>no answer
>"anonette???"
>she's sound asleep
>decide to touch her a little
>no tits
>rub her vag a little
>take my penis out and put it on her face
>this is quite boring why they even do that in movies?
>nothing happens
>go back to sleep
next day
>her mother "anon you have to go home now because your mom said so and anonette has to go with her father for a car ride so you just sit right there on that chair without making a sound until you mother comes to pick you up"

didn't see her ever since and my mother and her mother stopped being friends

took me years to realize that she had been awake and told her mother about what happened. no idea why i even did it but i guess i had just watched some porn somewhere.

>>674577667
nice

>>674578182
Yeh, but she's awful, she really has no value to me outside of her body. If she's not willing to do what I want then I have no use for her. We havent spoken in... 4 years I guess.

>>674574796

he was cleaning them you idiot

>>674576804

Holy fuck, that's crazy. Almost sounds made up.

Is that the part of the penis that the foreskin connects to?

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my uncle

>>674577506

Fake and gay

>>674572374
>>674572374
pls screencap this is gold 10/10

>>674575958

you realze she knee, right?

>>674576291

how much did you pay her? better not have been more than about $40 for a street whore bj

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>16
get offered a 3 sum from hot girl and her firend
>i've always considered myself ugly so I considered it to be a joke/prank
>find out 2 years later she was serious

>18
>drunk as fuck
>see a chubbster with a cute face
>say "you're fit" in her ear
>we make out
>she touches my dick
>"wanna come back to my place?"
>Awkwardly sit in her room
>she points out that it's awkward and I take her top off
>dick won't get hard
>she's moaning anyway
>she complains and starts to suck my flaccid dick
>i do my best with a semi and I did the best i could
>wake up to a pool of drool and blood all over my dick and the sheets
>she was on her period
>I didn't wear a condom
>most awkward morning of my life

haven't fucked anyone since, going to a club tonight - hopefully I can change that

>>674579290
She found out eventually but nothing happened, I just stopped because it got awkward, still the best fucking tits

>>674577438

of course he was just cleaning you butthurt little moron. your mommy did it too.

you sound like my butthurt sister reading personal assaults from normal shit.

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>>674576804

>we done fucking

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Be 15 KG fat kid first year uni living in College
>Girl pretends to like me
>says she wants to fuck me at a party or someshit
>say Ok
>on her rags
>couple nights later
>out in the city
>she calls saying she wants me to come and fuck her
>race back from city to a locked door
>i was asleep
>conviced shes friendzonging me
>hate her
>talk shit about her to mates
>one night the week after o week on tram back from massive Uni night at a club
>shes with a mate of mine kissing him etc
>all cool dont care
>she sees me
>OMG JOOOEEE I LOOOOVVVEEE UUUUU
>fuck off
>walking back to res from tram stop
>she says
WE SHOULD HAVE A 3SOME
>yeah right
>she keeps going on about the 3some
>me and my mate joke about it
>we get to her wing door
>she walks down the hall
>go to go back to my room
>nah lets do it my mate says
"It'd be funny"
Continued

Pic related it's her

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>>674580612
>cotd
CORRECTION 150 KILO FAT KID!! IM REALLY FAT

>go in
>put some Tame Impala on the laptop
>hang off
>drink her cider
>we both go out for a piss
>make rules,
Shirts stay on
no looking
>go back in and she's in her undies
>keeps saying Nooo lets not do that
>go ok im leaving
>she goes no lets do it
>he starts licking her titties over her bra
>i start rubbing her moot over her panties
>they start kissing
>I start munching
>we swap
>playing with titties
>awesome
>he says "you wanna go first?"
>I go...yeah
>tarp up
>she gets over her desk chair
>dick too small/soft to fully penetrate her
>finally get it hard enough for an actual spit roast
>we hi five
>she grunts and gets up
>pushes me onto bed and starts riding me
>my dick is soft and drunk and small and covered in plastic
>play with tittes
>she wanks him off while fucking me
>nut in her
>condom falls off inside her
>she fishes it out
LEAVES. ON. HER. BED
>drunk me hi fives my friend leaves
>as I close the door he hops on top


Become Uni legend of fat guy who lost his V's in 3way.

Now I live with friend in a sharehouse and she's dropped out of uni and has lost the plot, pretty sure she self harms or someshit.

>Be me 15
>Few friends chilling round my place, pissing about etc
>Gf at the time there too
>She's on my lap, starts grinding me and shit
>Shitsabouttogetheavy.gif
>She takes my hand and leads me upstairs
>Gets down on her knees and unbuckles my belt
>Son, you are about to become a man
>I stop thinking about my dad
>Proceed to get epic 30 second blowjob
>FF past all the awkward post bj kissing (dont ask, i was beta enough to accept it)
>We both strip down, horny as anything
>She lays on my bed
>I get on top
>I then proceed to start fucking her to the equivelant of Will from The Inbetweeners first time
>This isnt how i imagined it D:
>Friends burst in and we have to stop

My first time sucked

>>674575954
>> break it off due to her having hairy back
yeah sure...

>>674578861
Indeed, hurts like shit

bad englysh /!\
>be me 17
>was in my gf's house
>it was the new year
>i fuckd her
>i was drunk
>she wasn t wet at all
>i wsnt wearing condom
>worst first time ever

>>674571327
Сute black hooker on my brother's bachelor party.

>>674581111
Checked quads

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>>674581111

Despite having quads, you really are a faggot.

>awkward post bj kissing
>I was beta enough to accept it

You don't accept it, you do it, you love it, bro. Only fuckin' 16 year old faggots are afraid of pussy, afraid of kissing after oral. Don't be a little bitch. That shit is dope. This bitch like you enough to suck your dick and THEN kiss you after.

You mad, son.

>>674577135
Same here /b/ro. Did anal first. Petty cash though that she was with it

17, new year's eve, never had everclear before, get totally shitfucked, girl walks me home, talk her into banging, can't go inside because my dog woke my parents up, bang in the grass on the side of the house instead

>>674573277
ghost post

>>674580099

I don't know dude. My mother never cupped my balls. Or took a shower with me. You sick fuck... And it only happened the once.

Sorry if I've reminded you of your own childhood traumas.

>>674580908

>150 KILO

I'll translate that for the 'muricans. that's 330 pounds. really really fat.

>>674581111

>I stop thinking about my dad

Pardon?

Be me about 14.
In year 9 (UK)
Friends with this girl who was a none blood cousin.
Was in the same class.
She was finee.
One day we sat next to each other.
Had a game of nervous, did not say stop.
She un-zipped my pants and pulled my cock out.
Started tossing me off.
Did not get to cum.
Stroked up her leg.
Had shorts on under her skirt.
Got as high as I could.

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>Be 16, Summer, cutting lawns for spending money
>One of Mom's friends separated from Husband so I have to cut her yard
>Go over around 3 pm
>Ring door bell and she answers
>I can tell she is already drunk
> i i i'm here to cut your yard
> "My, anon you are all grown up" looking me up and down
mfw, I am 5' 7" weigh maybe 145 at the time
> finish cutting front yard and start on back.
>She comes out in bikini and lays out on chair
> drinking
> seems to be staring at me
> my mind wonders as I push the mower and look at her from time to time
> finish up and after putting mower in truck meet her in the wash room
>standing next to her sneaking glances at her tits, and bikini bottoms start to get hard on
> cover front of my gym shorts with hands so she does not notice
>She turns around to write out check on dryer
datAss.jpg
>My boner is out of control
>

>>674582417
yeah dude, never thought I'd get laid ever, bit different now with what I do for work but it's rare as.

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>>674571327
>be 5
>have dope older brother (he's 9) who told me everything about sex
>be in kindergarten
>always together with my two best friends
>i'm in love with that perfect 10/10
>in fact we all 3 are in love with her
>she's 4, cute smile, blue eyes, no missing front teeth; she's the ONE!
>my friends and i decide to marry her but realize we can't all be married to her at the same time
>friend 1 suggests we'll just take turns but we all want to be the first one
>so screw that
>i suggest we move to africa where the wild things are
>cuz shit is legal there
>we all agree
>we tell her
>she's fine with it
>asks what's next
>we don't know
>panic and decide to throw her some sand in the face
>she doesn't like it
>but still wants to marry us because friend 2 was so handsome


fast forward 2 weeks later

>kindergarten takes a hike in the woods
>after 45 minutes we finally take a break
>lunch time fuck yeah
>we steal the rich fat kid's chocolate croissants
>shit is so awesome
>crush comes over
>wants a bite ouf our croissants
>we agree but she'll have to let us have sex with her
>she's fine that aslong she gets a croissant
>we all sneak behind some bushes
>other two friends have no idea what to do
>i do. brother told me everyting
>drop my pants und undies and tell her and my friends to do the same
>see pussy for the first time
>tell her to get down on the ground
>take my weewee and slap it against her pussy
>spit on my left middle finger and put it in her bellybutton
>fuck yeah! sex is awesome
>friends get jelous
>they want to fuck her too
>i get up and let them have their ways with her
>i run straight to our kindergarten teacher and tell her that i just saw friend 1 & 2 do something weird to girl
>she runs behind the bushes and freaks out. some slapping, screaming and crying can be heard
>everyone runs behind the bushes stares in scary silence. everyone but me
>i sit back down and eat the three remaining croissants
>so delicious! no ragrets!

>>674581940

exactly this anon.

you'll never get invited back for a 2nd toss if you don't learn this

>>674582499

dat coitus interruptus

>>674582072

Q: what's the best part of taking a shower with 3 year old anon?

A: your dick looks HUGE in his tiny hands

>>674581940
I don't like the taste of cock. Problem?

>>674576761
Yeah, I would imagine it's not all that uncommon.
But, I do still like the look of a big cut dick ever since that encounter. I mean, he's now a manwhore who fucks 2+ club chicks a week, so he's a goodlooking dude with a huge cock. I'd say if that ends up being my one and only gay experience, I did pretty good.

I would probably do it again, and consider myself bi, though obviously not a practicing one. I still definitely prefer a beautiful woman, of course.

>>674582621

it's a great story anon. hope it's true.

what work do you domthat gets you laid sometimes? bouncer at a whorehouse?

>>674583262
>
Club DJ man, fly out to rural towns every now and then and fuck fat trash who think I'm a god because I can mix two bangers

Swear to god all true man greatest moment of my life.

>>674582068
kek

>>674583625
>shes also in long distance relationship with some Portuguese fellow.

>>674583625
Good luck when she cucks you for someone better
>Once a cheater, always a cheater

>>674583417

my fedora off to you fatanon

23 years old
In the bed and room´s Erika
Friends 3 years
She: "Are you sure?"
Me: "Ok"
5 hours of sex but I did not feel anything
Think: "Maybe I'm gay"

Continue...

>>674582499
moar

>>674583625

>here i am 17 and in love

so you are seventeen now?

MODS! MODS! MODS!

>be 17
>talk to 19 yo girl on facebook
>she qt but vegan and ultra liberal
>agree to hang out some time (she beg me)

>after school
>hanging out with friend riding ripsticks
>ride down hill too fast, wipe out, road rash all up my left side
>walk it off
>hang out at library
>friends leave
>vegan gril pick me and my ripstick up and drive to her house
>watch jersey shore on tv
>she gets cuddly
>we make out
>she let me get her boobs out
>she starts sucking
>i fap 3+ times/day usually
>hard as a diamond but can't cum even after 20 mins
>try to finish myself off as we watch tv
>still can't

>>674584232

yes, you are faggot.

>>674571327
Made out with a chick with big tits when I was 15. Found out the next day she was 12

>>674586737

win/win

>>674572839
happened to me too my first time not so long ago. and I was already 21 back then...

>be me
>17
>with gf at school's entrance sitting on a bench outdoors
>conversation starts getting kinky
>she wants the D
>whip dick out and hide it under hoody
>she touches it, first time for her as well
>wants me to cum, starts jerking me off
>I come on her gym t-shirt and on her hands
>she licks the cum off her fingers