If this is real thats what you get.

This is probably the worst thing to ever happen to me. Being edgy ruined my life

lol little edgelord shit you're fucked. Shouldn't have been such a fag.

Tell them it was a social experiment for youtube

>>674563301
It was a fucking joke, I even said this in my earlier thread.

Cool story bro.

ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

>>674563360
Yeah, I have an interview scheduled with them. I am fucked. If they contact my school (it's a grammar school) I will be expelled

>>674563378
You do realize how the world we live in is, right?

>>674563467
No privacy. Saddening

Bruh how are you this dumb? FBI has full access to 4chans entire archive and records.

So why are the FBI involved if you don't live in USA?

>>674563386
I swear on my mum, this actually just happened to me

Fake an gay

3/10 b8 made me reply

>>674563158
You fucking deserved it. Enjoy your prison rape.

the bait is grait

>>674563557
Some asshole in the thread reported me to the FBI, then the FBI reported to the local authorities.

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GOD BLESS AMERIGA :DDDDD

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>>674563158
your only option now is to go out in a blaze of edginess. buy a toy gun, spray paint it black, go to your school, whip it out and wait for the police to come and give you 9mm glory.

leave a letter saying it was all a joke and that you were just venting and that privacy is over blah blah blah, at least you won't be a scared helpless little bitch any more.

>>674563634
I SWEAR TO FUCK THIS JUST HAPPENED

>>674563669
Does anyone have a screenshot of the bomb threat I made earlier. It was something like: Don't go to school if you live in Northern Ireland

>>674563508
>privacy
You said you were going to shoot up a school. You lost all privacy when you made a threat on peoples lives.
>HURRR JUST A PRANK BRO
Then you fucked up and deserve what you get for being edgy, also pretty sure this is bait.

I have so much incriminating shit on that phone. Fuck

Next time say lawyer and we might believe you..

>>674564002
I have no proof, but I assure you that it isn't bait

>>674564170
Then get a lawyer

>>674564125
I live in Northern Ireland. They advised my parents to contact a solicitor.

>>674563158
I suspect this is total bullshit (you claim the FBI is involved but use the term "solicitor" which is not a commonly-used term in the US), but on the off chance that it isn't, I have some advice for you. I'm an activist and organizer and professional shit-disturber with more than 25 years of experience. I'm well-enough known for what I do that there's a Wikipedia article about me. I've spent half my life in court. Your best course of action is to play it off as emotional disturbance. Get your parents to agree to a court-ordered undertaking to get you professional counselling. Prosecutors don't want to waste their time or the court's time dealing with your bullshit, and if they can make it go away while showing due dilligence, they'll agree to it.

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i saw it in the news op
>pic related

>>674564248
So why the FBI?

>>674564274
Local autorities where alerted my the FBI (or so they claim). I really do not need a criminal record

>>674564414
this>>674564437

>>674564274
Thanks for the advice, too

>>674564437
Look, I don't care whether it's real or not, or your explanation. Read what I wrote. Agree to an undertaking signed by the courts to get professional counselling. The prosecutors don't give a hairy fuck about you or your middle school bullshit. If you give them half an excuse to make it go away, they'll agree to it. The only thing they care about is that if you do go and shoot up a school, they won't look like idiots. So have your solicitor talk to the prosecution and agree to counselling. A judge will sign off on it, you probably won't even have to go to court, and everyone is happy. And don't be such a fucking idiot again. You won't have a criminal record, but you *will* have a police record. Sadly, this is permanent. There's no way to make a police record go away and it will turn up if you ever want a security clearance.

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>FBI
>will never get to fulfil my dream of living in America one day
>supposedly posting on 4chan after thread was used for evidence whilst legal proceedings are in progress.

1/10 I took the time to debunk your post, but only because it was so easy

>>674564862
Absolute fucking bullshit. I am gonna have have a police record over a joke

>>674564976
This >>674564499

>>674564862
It could have ended worse. They showed up in an unmarked car and there was only 2 of them. Thanks, have taken your advise on board

>>674565191
Joking about a shooting is a joke. Threatening to make a shooting and to kill people is not a joke.

>>674565191
I wouldn't worry about it. Like I said, I'm a very well known professional shit-disturber. I don't have a criminal record because I'm cautious and I'm very good at what I do, but I have a police record the size of a telephone book. Every time the police interact with you, it goes into your police record. Even if you've never done anything wrong or been successfully prosecuted, the police can and will keep a permanent record of every time they've spoken with you. And if you try to get a security clearance or a firearms license or a vulnerable person background check, your police record will be examined for relevant material and duly reported. It probably will never come up unless you had plans to work for the government or become a securities broker or something.

>>674565614
I never directly said I was gonna kill. I was implying it.

>>674565691
Good luck proving that in court.

>>674565758
All I said was: Don't go into school tomorrow if you live in Northern Ireland

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>>674565866
yeah, you're fucked.
source: i'm a lawyer obviously
gg

>>674565866
What else did you say in the thread?

>>674566299
I said I had a Mosberg 500 (I don't), 2 propane tanks (I don't), 22lr pistol (I don't) and 500+ rounds (I don't)

>>674566528
Do you have any other stuff that you could use to make explosives or something like that by following the instructions of the tutorials in your phone?

>>674563722
Show pic of the business card the agents left you then.

If you don't have anything, you are just full of shit.

You should be in prison , terrifying people like that in these times of terrorisme. You're a disgrace to the people of the free world. I hope you get imprisoned.

>>674563854
Earlier today?

>>674566682
I have a soldering iron, couple wires and a clock. But I have not actually made a detonator (I could, though, if I wanted to)

>>674563158
TOR

>>674566778
Yeah, they came about an hour ago.

>>674566767
Go kill yourself nigger

>>674563854
That one? Shit, there was a whole thread waiting on you to deliver.
Seriously though, this is the perfect shitstorm. I'd say find a lawyer who has successfully defended practical jokers before. They may be your only hope.

I won't

>>674563158
autistic faggots that don't have high powered magnets for wiping computers/phones when the cops come

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>>674566936
reported

>>674563158
You are a fucking retard. You'll most likely do some jail time.

>>674566941
Do you have a screenshot to prove to these assholes, I had a screenshot (but it was on my phone :P)

>>674566902
I meant the thread. Was the thread from earlier today?

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That's what you get for not delivering OP

>>674567064
No, couple of days ago

>>674566849
You might get away with it then. Find a lawyer, tell him EVERYTHING, and always follow his advice.

>>674567088
>>674566715
My father spoke to the people. I am unsure of whether he got a card or not. He isn't speaking to me right now and I am to afraid to ask him for anything

>>674567039
Stepped up the copypasta game did we? No CP tabs or anything?

>>674566849
make a clock and do what the foreign kid did

>>674564274
..weev?

>>674567138
So is it a couple of days ago or weeks ago? I'm calling bullshit to your story.


>weeks roll by
>couple days go

>besides, making threats on a thread is not a joke and you would be arrested on site.

And how the hell did they find you? (If it's really true) did you give out any info? It don't make no sense fam tbh

So the Feds came and confiscated your phone but left your computer? Makes sense

>>674567573
It was last week I think (maybe week before). Can not remember

>>674567059
I do not, but just Google "4chan don't go to school tomorrow" and you may find it. Or just use the images to show that it's a common thing on this site for people to joke about committing school shootings.

>>674567294
Your father spoke to them now?

>I speak to the police.

Come on man, get your story straight. Lol again, calling bullshit.

>>674567645
They asked to take my computer, but I told them I made the thread on my phone.

>>674567562
I have no idea what "weev" means.

>>674567728
Yeah, they only spoke to me for 2 mins, they spoke to my father for 20+ mins

>>674567743
Lol sure

You're fucked. Your best option is to run away and join ISIS, put those mad bomb making skills of yours to work bruh.

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>>674563158
Just tell them it was a joke, most likely you'll get away with it.
I'm also assuming you don't own any guns, that's a plus if it's true.

Next time use a proxy to post edgy shit like that.

>>674567825
You do not have to believe me, I really don't care. I want advice.

>>674567814
Did your dad help you make the thread? No? Then there is no reason why they would only question you for 2 minutes. Total bullshit, mi amigo.

>>674567886
Yeah, I don't have any guns.

>>674567743
The Feds aren't stupid enough to leave a computer full of information that you could be hiding u terrorist

>>674568011
There was only two of them and they arrived in an unmarked car.

>>674567942
Kill yourself or start stretching your asshole to make room for some black dick meanwhile you are in prison

>>674568150
Would rather kill myself, thanks

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>>674563158
>Privacy is dead
>Literally makes a school shooting threat
>Literally looks up guides on how to make bombs
>Has jokes about columbine and ISIS
>Has pics of dead bodies
>"Yeah let's make a joke thread on 4chan about a school shooting"
Dude, I have Aspergers, and even I wouldn't pull shit like this.

You must have full blown man, god damn.

>>674568204
Don't forget to live stream it :)

>>674568206
>Literally has autism

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Op was this you?

>>674563158
ITT: Things That Never Happened: OP'S Desperate Grab for Attention

>>674568390
No, I live in Northern Ireland. I ended my posts like this: - H_E

>>674568390
Nope. Northern Ireland the fag said.

I like black dick in my ass like it is bait.

>>674568390
Anyone got any update on that op?

mfw they have probably been monitoring my history and I watch a shit ton of porn

>>674563158
>FBI
>foreigner looking to enter America

Nice B8 M8
The CIA is the US organization that responds out of country. FBI does in house shit.

SAGE. This is stale copypasta.

>>674568206
My sister has aspergers and shes a fucking retard

>>674569179
Nice

>>674568482
Why the fuck would you do that?

>>674569067
The female officer told me that the FBI alerted local authorities. I assume some asshole reported me to the FBI even though i'm from NI

>>674569338
I dunno, looked cool - H_E

>>674563158
>If I get a criminal record, I will not get to fufill my dream of living in America when I am older.
Are you an Arab?

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>>674563158
Too perfect of a story, no one that's non ISIS carries around pictures, 2/10 attempt

>>674569621
Irish

>>674564224
>op makes joke about making a joke which got him in trouble
>turns out this thread actually gets him in trouble that he was joking about
kinda weird ain't it?

>>674563158

This is why I report every school shooting thread to the FBI. This is the best possible result. I hope this is real. I could be the reason this happened in all probability.

>>674569861
You enjoy wasting the time of the FBI. Fucking asshole, I'm actually gonna report you

>>674569969

>wasting time by reporting possible school shooters

Stay mad

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>>674563158
Rip OP

Hey officers The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Are you guys fools?

>he thinks laws dont apply to anonymous boards
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

oh my sides

Yeah, 4chans lil "only a fool can take it seriously" disclaimer does not count for felonies, which is the way it should be. You think you can convince a judge that your child pornography was photoshopped or just "a joke"?

Threats are threats, only this last generation seem to be dumb enough to think that threats made on the internet dont count.

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TO OP The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

>>674563158
You don't deserve privacy. People like you need to be searched.

>>674563378
Ha ha shooting schools, so funny... Grow up faggot

>>674563158
Why were FBI involved if you're not already living in the USA?
I call shite.

>>674570553
Plus the dumb bastard said it was weeks ago and then the thread was a couple of days ago. Probably just some faggot.

>>674570553
>being this new

>>674570769
if it were me facing charges over a thread on here, I wouldn't be discussing the case on here

>>674570330
>no, judge, i only saved 20 terrabytes of cp to post them ironically(!) on the internet
>please, you have to believe me!

>>674563158
eat shit faggot.

>>674565619
Pretty sure you're just full of shit anon

>Anon tells judge it was just a prank, and that they have fallen for the bait.
>Judge tells anon, it's just a prank and gives him 5 years.

>>674563158
proof

>>674563158
W8 that was you?
Holy shit dude sorry

>>674571371
Kek

>>674563158
>I can't even make a joke on the internet
fuck you asshole

you got exactly what you fucking deserved

>>674563158
Hey guys if you use an anonymous image board, don't come tomorrow

>>674571898
enjoy your visit from Counterterrorism fuckwad

>>674563158
Post proof and we'll help.

>>674571549
It's all good.

>>674572230
What proof? They took my phone, too, so I can not take pictures.

>>674570769
I saw that thread, was posted like 3 days ago.

>>674572040
Oohh nooo noottt thee party van!!!

>>674572576
Copypasta
Same thing with the college months ago

That's what you get for not going along with the shooting you retard!

>>674572806
>·<

>>674572558
A card they gave you. Anything.

>>674571299
Why the hell would I lie about it? You know, it really gets tiresome being called a liar every time I share anything about my life here. Hard as it may be to believe, not everyone on 4chan is a suburban teenybopper. I'm regularly in the news, have run for public office, and hosted two radio shows. My main claim to fame is that I was once thrown out of prison for organizing the other inmates to fight for better conditions.

>>674563158
Hire a private lawyer. It's your best bet dude. Of course look at price ranges, but get one. Immediately

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I got it

>>674573182
Can't tell if /r9k/ or /b/

Well aren't you a fucking genius. Dip shit

>>674570374
youre a whole new level of retarded if you think that will ward off criminal charges

>>674573378
This
>3 counts of child porn how do you plea?
>but the website said don't take everything as a fact!
>yeah don't take this as a fact but you have 3 life long sentences

>>674563158
Sounds a lot like you are in fact a terrorist.

>>674573182
That's is, thanks, /b/ro.... FUCK MY LIFE

>>674563158
Have fun in prison you cancerous Edgefag. I hope you get rapped, everyone hates little shit stains like you.

>>674572948
Next time on Shit That Never Happened

>>674573182
This post has fucked my life up...

>>674563158

> If I get a criminal record, I will not get to fufill my dream of living in America when I am older.
>America

haha you deserve it you cuck.

>>674575297
>rapped

>>674575297
rapped in priisoon

>>674563158
Too all the FBI lurking in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhQ41rqoAws

>>674576349
What did I just listen to?

>>674563722
I doubt your dubs

Fbi came to your house
You want to live in america latet

Where you at now?

>>674576892
No, counter terrorism police visited me and they said they where tipped off by the FBI

>>674576892

NI

>>674568482
we all know NI breeds lying cunts

>>674576892
learn to read /b/tard

>>674577127
I am a Catholic Nationalist so it's all good

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>>674563158

Probably time to run away and change your name. Lose all electronic devices and live in the forest for ten years then reappear on the shore of a foreign land with "amnesia"

It's your only hope

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>>674575439
You're an idiot. This is me:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Nellis

Pic related: me, from a recent newspaper article about my activities. Seriously, this gets really fucking old. Every time I make reference to anything about my life, I end up having to out myself to avoid being called a liar by a pack of teenagers.

>>674563158
My guess is lies, but if not you will be fine. You didn't actually do shit and you are not that old I am guessing.

>>674564002
>You lost all privacy when you made a threat on peoples lives.
But he didn't. Or at least it was retracted in a timely manner. Grow the fuck up.

http://www.belfastlive.co.uk/news/belfast-news/newtownabbey-student-facing-charges-hoax-10949387 This you?

>>674563158
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE!

>>674563158
>and I should contact a solicitor,
>a solicitor,
>They say the FBI
>FBI
>solicitor
You English and this is a b8 thread and you know it.

>>674563158
Look on the bright side anon, at least you didn't have CP on your phone!

>>674578054
>which was the scene of a gun massacre has severe autism
Well we know he was on /b/ at least.

>>674577546

Just learn to move on. If you're that insecure you've got to prove yourself to fucking /b/ then you might have some things to work on personally.

>>674578313
The defendant is severely autistic and the family have been supported by a number of charities including Autism NI and they have suggested using an intermediary service."

Great b8 m8. I r8 8/8, no h8.

>>674563158
>"Banned from 4chan"
>posts on 4chan

>>674578345
You don't spend your life fighting police, politicians, capitalists, and courts if you "just walk away" when you're challenged. Nor is it fair or just that the pimply teens of /b/ can talk freely about their lives without challenge, but I have to put up with being constantly called a liar whenever I reveal anything about my own.

>>674570992
20 terabytes

I don't think even that much exists of any one kind of porn

>>674567645
Perfect sense, the FBI, without jurisdiction in a foreign country, lets a potential defendant decide which evidence to take in order for the FBI to prove its case. Very plausible.

>>674578877
>cringe

>>674567693
And one of the most significant events in your pubescent life thus far occurs and you 'can't remember' when it happened? And, you didn't post when it gappened or take selfies of yourself with the agents like a twat and it didn't make the news? You're losing us. Kids today IG and tweet during car accidents and funerals for attention.

>>674575441
How can you possibly plead emotional disturbance if the FBI have a copy of THIS thread and everything you've said in it?

If I was in your shoes, I would at least try it, but if it doesn't work, I would kill myself immediately. With all the shit you've said is on your phone, your life is just over if you can't get the plead.

>>674563459
>grammar school
LONDON?

>>674567814
If you're a man-child the law can't speak to you without your parents' presence. If you're an adult, like anon said, there's no reason to speak to your parents. Oh, and FBI has no authority in your country anyway so, there's that too.

>>674567942
Advice: don't worry about a thing since you've made today's whole /b up and stay out of any real crime because you aren't smart.