>>674553928
So what you gonna do ? lift me up?

depends on how fast you are

>>674554059
Lift up=goin down=broken =loose fight.

>>674553928
>krab maga
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FkUJmC6sNc

>>674553928
With a gun?

But can you take the groceries from the store to the car?

>>674553928
>Deadlift 700
You're about 60 lbs too thin for anything above 620, /b/reh.
I bet you slay the curls, though.

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NIGGA ID FUK U UP

>>674553928
>KRABMAGA
Kek

>>674553928
I'd just stab you

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>>674553928
i will stab you and run away

now you're dead, enjoy

Krav maga faglord.

>>674553928
>My bench is roughly the weight of your mom

Wow man you can bench 140lbs? How do you do it?

>>674553928
I conceal carry. Try something chad, make my day.

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>>674553928

So what.

>>674553928
easy i just use my rape flute and pepper spray and they will take care of you prison

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>>674553928
>BLACK BELT IN TAEKWONDO, KUNGFU, JUDO, KRABMAGA, CHAZOKI, MUAYTHAI, AND KARATE
Bitch please

All that, and you still suck dicks for a living? Neat.

>>674553928
>crapmaga

>>674553928
Muay Thai doesn't have belts you filthy casual.

>>674553928
My moms 90 lbs
Boy that's real strong

>>674553928
Are you bullet proof ?

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I don't think so, normie.

>>674553928
Spring just around the corner and fresh bait ahoy, arrrrrr me 'arty

>>674553928
I bench more than three times my mum's weight, I own you faggot.

>>674553928
i've been away a while.
is this guy the new "John" or the new "Navy Seal Sniper"?

>>674553928
And his balls shrunk from the roids.

The last thing you would see is me tipping my fedora as you fall to the ground desperately clutching your neck. I have mastered the katana and no amount of roid induced muscle mass could stop, the fury and raw talent of a true blademaster.

>>674554193
So lifting someone up means they lose a fight and are broken and ALSO going in a downwards direction while being lifted UP? Nigga you high?

>>674554589
Wow, is she dead or a milf model? Either way, post pics.

>>674554469
Doesn't matter you beta faggot, I'm superior to you in every way

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>>674553928
At least make it believable, this twig would break his spine attempting to deadlift 700 lbs. His core is way too weak and he's obviously just a bodybuilder, might be natural, but I can tell he doesn't have functional strength comparable to anybody deadlifting 700 lbs.

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>>674553928
With my experience with martial arts, doing more than one doesn't help your form and makes you make big mistakes in weight distribution and muscle focusing. By this I mean that in a year of martial arts training I've become better than a friend that has been doing the same martial art for 5 years, just because he does ours, plus kung fu, aikido, and taekwondo. SO by my calculations seeing as you have been wasting your time with even more martial arts, you are shit at all of them so it puts you at a disadvantage. And weight and muscle mass doesn't mean shit if you don't know how to punch properly, which you probably don't.

Oh and befora you can start shit you would already be dead on the floor with a bullet wound.

Come at me bro.

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>>674553928
Not fucked at all m8

>>674553928
you are a fucking bullshit, kill yourself

>>674553928
I'll just blow you cos you're a fag

>>674554422
jealous, wimpy anti-semite detected.

>>674553928
13" of fat will stop a .22 LR bullet.
your 3-4" of muscle will not.

>>674554469
i will kek when you probably get fucked by the law anyway because you're a raging faggot.
Court doesn't just drop it, innocent people go to prison all the time.

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>>674553928

>>674553928
i owe a gun that's more than enough

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>>674554822
He isn't natural. Arms are too big, and you cant get that mass and be that lean, even the best cut, without at least large amounts of testosterone.

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>>674554469
You think you're dirty harry? top kek

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>>674553928
you forgot to mention that youre a flaming faggot, into male physique, and youre more likely to start sucking some dick.

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>>674555000
double trips says it all

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>>674553928
Bitch ass normie, run from the gigga nigga fag

>>674554777
She's 5'2"
Filipino Zumba teacher
No pics on phone

>>674555000
checked!

I mean if I wanted to shrink my testicles and ingest nothing but steroids I could too, but I'm not a huge fidora tipping neck beard who has to look like that to get anywhere in life. ... And as always OP is a faggot

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>>674554777
Damn triple 7

Someones getting laid tonight

Shut the f*ck up FAGGOT *teleports around and shoots beams at you*'You! *kicks you from behind* Are! *teleports in front of you and uppercuts you into the air* Just! *flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut* NOOB! *hits you with flame uppercut and grabs your head and throws you down to the ground* NOW DIE FAG!!! *crashes into you with meteor slam attack and kills you*Heh... another noob falls to me. *teleports away*

>>674555311
Kek'd so hard.

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>>674555311
checked

fuck off with these stale pastas

sage'd

>>674555413
What does sage mean

>>674553928
KrabMaga you autistic basement dweller better hope you dont meet guys who are trained in Krav Maga. To funny

>>674555311

The dubs don't lie.

>>674553928
>You get into a fight with me, how fucked are you?

getting into a fight is for nigger, where i live there is law enforcement, we pay people to prevent fight from happening, and we have a functioning justice system where people who are getting into fight receive sentence to dissuade them in doing it again.

Enjoy being poor, uneducated, and having spent that much time developing useless skill that will make you take orders from other your whole life.

What a hard bastard you must be you've got me shitting myself with fear

>>674555456
it's like a downvote xD

>>674553928
More like triple black belt in sucking Nigger COCKS

>>674555456
2/10 coz made me reply

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>>674553928
>KRABMAGA

gets me every time

I'm kinda scared there's a crab style kung-fu now. It's all nipple pinching and foaming at the mouth.
- your karate is excellent, but your krab Maga is weak *nipple cripple"

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>>674553928

I'd get severely bruised, perhaps even have a few broken bones, but you'd get fucked in prison and by the huge medical bills I'd sue you for.
I wouldn't start a fight (only niggers start pointless fights), so the blame would be entirely yours.

I'd have cool scars, you'd ruin your life. I'd win.

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>>674553928
Lol this guy right here.

Okay well I'd be fucked. And everyone else in herebwoud be too cause ur superhuman.

>>674553928
I live in a stand your ground state and you look less white that I do.

>>674553928
Ese please.. I'm trained in gorilla warfare and a navy seal. Im contacting my spies now to fuck your shit up.

>>674553928
Not very. I don't fight unless there's a fucking good reason. When I do, I don't fight fair, because at that point I'm defending life and limb. So I would pull my gun and shoot you. it's just a 9mm Glock, but it's enough to put you down.

>>674553928
if i think i have no chance, i would bite your nose off... you would cry like a baby

>>674553928
I could just outrun you

You don't look old enough to haveva black belt in anything. I only have a yellow belt in kung fu and I'm a little girl, but if you came at me I'd just cap your ass with my my 9mm or zap you with my stun gun. If all else fails, there are about 5 knives on me at all times. So you are the one who is fucked

>>674555557
Where I live we have access to guns.
Never been in a 'real' fight, never will be.
Mostly because it's the future and projectile weapons have been around for hundreds of years. You're retarded if you rely on the government to protect you at all times.

>>674553928
That's cool bruh, but I can deadlift 701lbs and squat 651, and I bench 501lbs.

Also i know all that martial art stuff plus jeet kune do

With all that working out and martial arts, you must not have time for sex. It would explain this anger, since your dick is probably shriveled to raisin by now

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>>674553928
Bait. Try harder

>>674559137

Fucking wimp. I deadlift £701.5 and squat £651.5, and I bench £501.5.

And your shitey squinty-eyed motions have nothing on my experience in Mexican wrestling.

Hola!

>>674553928
I saw this guy in ripleys believe it or not actually. World's smallest cock and worlds biggest faggot simultaneously

I would just gun u down

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>>674559494
No fuckin way... THIS is bait? Thanks for clearing that.. god damnit.

>>674559506

fuck me youre hard

>>674559494
The fact you had to prove this to yourself shows how autistic you are.

yeah sure thats totally true go tell your mother you are cool on the internet

>>674559664
>>674559867

> mocking post for taking bait
> taking new bait harder than a nigger takes bullets from a white cop

I will shoot you motherfucker. FUCK YOU

Black belt in Muay Thai seems fucking legit this guy is a fitness bitch and a liar

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>>674553928
>single head shot
Then one less faggot.

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Good luck with your Muay Thai black belt

Your better start training dick and balls cuz probably they are weak and small

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>>674553928
Don't think I'm fucked at all. Tell me,how fucked are you? I go to the practice range about twice a week. About 50 -75 rounds each time. So who is fucked now?

>>674553928
I always laugh at these.
Like I wouldn't just show up with 3 friends and a bat.

>>674560907
>psshhhh... nothing personnel kid

>>674553928
Nice tits!

>>674561261
Just saying. People don't usually fuck with me. Too old for that shit now.

>>674553928
I own a gun. Just press the trigger and you are done.

I'm going to stab you, so I'm fine.

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>>674560329
>not realizing this is baitception

>>674554193
>loose

>>674554336
dat King Kong Bundy?

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>>674553928
Unless you enjoy fighting someone packing home made hand grenades and various explosives I wouldn't mind giving you a long sparkly hug....don't mind the sizzling sound coming from my leather trench coat

>>674553928
>I can dealift 700lbs and squat 650.
>My bench is roughly the weight Of you're mom, 500 fuckin lbs.
Sell that's fucking insignificant for the most part

>BLACK BELT IN TAEKWONDO, KUNGFU, JUDO, KRABMAGA, CHAZOKI, MUAYTHAI, AND KARATE
A little fucked i guess but can black belt outsmart pellet

>>674561167
Oh so you are a nignog who cant fight 1 on 1, What abouut you bring your whole familiy aswell. Top kek

>>674553928
So op skipped school and everything in hes life for the soul purpose, he wanna be batman. he wanna learn all martial arts. Do you have Any fucking idea how long it takes to become a blackbelt in Chazoki ?... like.. wtf. Its like fucking become a blackbelt at Yoga.

>>674562886
What is chazoki

>>674562286
Top & bottom right photo are not the same location.where are the tree leaves above road runner in bottom right. The bottom level of the bridge is different, one flat, the other slightly arched

>>674562970
Its a Old way of meditation.

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Ok MF, bringing the posse now.what you going to do now. Which black belt will you be wearing? Just wondering

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LMAO :D

>>674563447

Are you asking because you really really need a bunch of belts?

Not fucked at all. You can't fight a bullet and I'd shoot you before you could flinch. I don't fight. I kill.

>>674563814
Hoping he might have a extra one or two I might borrow. Where the hell has OP been?

>tear off clothes
>shit in my hands
Come get me big boy :^)

>>674563974
edgy

>>674563447
Does any one know what all those hand signs mean? Name which thug & what his sign means. Thanks anyone

>>674553928
NO BJJ?? you are fucked.

>>674553928
I whip out my needle dick and stab him in the neck

>>674564947
Literally the most useless martial art in a street fight.

>>674553928
Lookin good brah

>>674553928
>>674553928
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>674565214
really? double leg, mount up, punch your face until you are out

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>>674565555
checked

>>674553928

>Open pissjug
>Splash contents on both of us
>Chad retreats in horror and awe

>>674565555
You all forget that in a street fight you can strike whenever you want.
Sprawl your double leg and drop elbows in your spine.
And if you didn't shoot through and your neck is open you're about to get really fucked up.
Go suck off your fat ol gracie sensei fagboi

>>674565214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDDPzVrFsGQ

>>674565842
of course is that easy to sprawl a double leg when you dont wait it

>>674553928
yes, but can you dodge bullets? no? kthnxbai.

I would see how that works when I have a gun

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>>674553928
Bait, but I'd drop you in your fucking tracks.

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I won't let you get close to me

>>674566037
Lol and like the person your fighting isn't on guard?
My entire 10 years doing mma it's always the jujitsu fags that get in over their heads.
And wait, I'll say it for you:
"Most fights end on the ground"
You obviously only fight for sport then.

>>674554733
I don'y know but if he's not, he should become

>>674566473
if jiujitsu is useless why MMA fighters need to learn it so much?, as you see holly holm dont know anything about ground, you see what happened, im not telling it is just know bjj and you will kill anyone, im telling that is a good martial art, and u can do some jabs and to distract, then go to the takedown.

yeah but if we have a spelling contest you're fucked

>>674553928
How big is your dick though? It looks tiny from that angle.

Commence *Wingadium-leviosa*

>>674566830
Agreed, when it isn't your only practice, it can be useful. Just like wrestling and judo. But a lot of the pure j/bjj guys get wrapped up on only grappling they get knocked out hard (very common in amateur mma) to someone with better stand up game.
Also, because MMA has rules. You can't palm strike a brain stem.

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>>674553928
id probably lose but at least i
didnt spend my life preparing
for this one fight

>>674565907
how do you think this is a real streetfight?
Are you some kind of retard?

>>674567547
what if a guy dont know nothing on ground?

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>>674553928
I put a 6.5 creedmoor into your skull at 1000 yards.

All the protein powder and years of working out and training wasted.

I then fuck your boyfriend.

>>674565489
You really have to stop fighting gorillas John.Listen to your mother this time. You want to fight guerrillas not gorillas..

>>674553928
I'd shoot you.

>>674553928
Not at all, since you're not bulletproof

>>674567801
With another 6.5?

>>674567760
Then he's fucked but you have to get him there first. Most of those guys especially common with boxers are aware of their weakness and take a lot of precautions to avoid taking it to the floor.

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>>674555748
Step up mf

Gett of the juice bro,
No one that cut is benching 500 lbs, lies!
Just wait till you get a disentended stomach hoe.

>>674553928
i have a gun. so yea

>>674566830
bjj is best in 1vs1 situation. Thats why is so used in MMA.
But in real street fight when is almost impossible you can tell you are really 1vs1 bjj become really useless.
Moreover in street fights there are no rules, so you go for the takedown, and I bite your fucking ear off, or put my fingers deep in your eyes.
Good luck go for the submission then.

>>674567981
Checked, you are right anon, need to practice 2 or more martial arts.

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>krab maga

>>674553928
That much bulk and claiming to be capable of high ranking even half of those martial arts?

Laugh.

People pulling those kinds of weights don't have nearly the capability to have that sort of body fluidity.

>>674553928
Black belt in muay thai.
Going to keep me smile for the rest of the day

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>>674568511
Not to mention they can't wipe their ass.

>>674568515
hahaha i see what you thinking.

>>674553928
>BLACK BELT IN TAEKWONDO, KUNGFU, JUDO, KRABMAGA, CHAZOKI, MUAYTHAI, AND KARATE

I know how to squeeze a trigger tho