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nigga paternity test
>>674553386
Sounds like it's time to go
>>674553508
Getting there. Needs a little more zing.
>>674553386
>That mixtape was horrible.
>trail of ashy skin left behind.
When yo bitch eat the watermelon whole but can't deep throat your huge cock
he want a 2 piece wit mac n cheese
>>674553661
Dis time i gonna stay week longer
idk
>>674553386
Hows this make you feel, White boi?
>>674553386
gi my watermelon back. my watermelon.
>>674553841
kek
Something something mixtape
Something something absentee father
Dis nigga said he ain't mine
>>674554012
Nah
>>674553386
"She says she's pregnant, but i don't hear anything. Is she trying to get rid of me?"
>>674554012
Nope
I can feel the chicken wing kicking!
>>674554012
no way
>>674554012
That is the cringiest fucking thing I've ever read.
Baby saying we wuz kangs n shiet, get me out of this white bitch.
>>674553386
Look how dirty that fucking nigger is. I mean it's not like she went out and found an upstanding black gentleman. And she thought it'd be a good idea to fuck him. And now these two pieces of trash are creating another human. idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.bin
>>674553976
Mah watermelon
>>674553987
Best one yet
>>674554209
Muh watermelon
>>674554148
You actually read it? That's pretty cringeworthy in and of itself.
We goin to Maury
>>674553841
Man I was about to write the exact same thing. Nice work!
>>674553386
>almost done cooking. Time to jet
>>674554266
Dubs b write
gone in 3...2...1
>>674553386
Sorry little nigger, looks like my rides here.
Kek
I hear the sounds of sweet white destruction. Black power!
>>674553386
"Black lives matter" it whispered.
And so the riots began
>>674553386
>that bargain ink
>them dirty hands and walmart trunks
Made for each other
Dubs deliver
Bye bye my little niglets
I'll be right back, just gettin' some cigs
>>674556353
Winrar
>>674553386
fake, she is pregnant and he is still there.
>>674553386
dun worry my little niglet, cell block A at San Quentin has an opening, my boy Lamar hook yous up son
>>674556677
Nice, also checked
>>674556752
Too long
>>674553386
I'm never going to see you am I, dad.
>>674553386
nigga somethin' telling me to just bizzounce outta this mofucka
>>674554060
Underrated post
>>674554309
its water MELONE, you degenerate nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ifhg3d22As
>>674553386
dis bitch pregnant son.... time to run ma niggaz
>>674554424
>single mom in 3...2...
>fixed
What Tyrone , you want chicken?
>>674554472
Quality black girls are moving on from the deadbeat black loser
>>674556481
that mitchell and webb look
LEROY!! Where my stash at, nigga?!
>>674557308
Black and mixed black girls love their white children. They realize that black hoodrats are being shot by WHITE POLICEMEN every day, and that in order to ensure survival for their offspring, they must take SUPERIOR WHITE SEED in their wild, warm pussies.
The black race is going extinct everywhere. Every race on this planet hates the black race. The Chinese are conquering Africa now, before them it was the Whites, before the White man it was the Arab. All of them abused the weak black monkeys as slaves, castrated, killed, enslaved them.
It's time for black girls to move on and embrace the future.
Shoulda wore my Jimmy hat
>>674557569
Gross
TIL where all the shitposters from /r/blackpeopletwitter come from. not one funny comment in here
>>674557569
Black girls feign support for black losers. But they just feel pity for them. No matter how deeply involved they are in the black lives matter movement, they still lust for powerful white men and their caucasian conqueror cocks.
Black girls see the value of white genetics, the genetics that enabled the white race to conquer every corner of this planet.
>>674553386
hes just listening for how fast hes gotta run
>>674557741
Secretly, the black girl wants to be dominated by a WHITE GOD, a Caucasian Conqueror, and her tribe will shame her for it. It's forbidden, because it makes black losers angry and jealous.
But black girls realize that their decision has an impact on their children. They need to find the best seed to ensure their children's survival in a world that is owned by powerful white men, and where black losers are being shot by white policemen every day.
The decision is clear: she must embrace the white seed and raise a white baby. It will be successful, it will be strong, it will thrive in a world that is owned by whites.
Black girls are picking the winning side, because life is so much better that way.
>>674553386
Nice reddit and 9gag speak
>>674558359
Where do you think they got it newfag?
>>674557981
Black bodybuilders might have good abs, but can they compete with a white man like this? This is true natural strength. No steroids, no supplements, no vanity. Only white power. They have strong cores and can do hard labor to provide for a family.
Black losers have nice looking abs, but they are worthless for anything except posing. Blacks are posers and fakers, whites are the real thing.
>>674558425
Reddit and 9gag?
I'll see you when you make the NBA
>>674559382
Yep.
Typical millennial trash. Doesn't know the world existed before they had hair on their nuts. I been here since before there was a reddit or 9gag
>>674559575
You've been here since before 2005? I doubt it.
>>674559846
Nigga I'm 36.
>>674556677
Triple dubs wrecked
>>674559896
That doesn't mean anything.
You could be 60 and have just started using the site yesterday
>>674560076
You'll just have to trust me kid.
>>674560147
That "kid" really got to me, man.
>>674560451
How young are you anyway? Any chance of a pic of your junk?
