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2016-03-18 11:19:39 Post No. 674550872
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:19:39 Post No. 674550872 [Report]
Just got accepted in the army, I feel bitter sweet.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:20:54 Post No.674550975
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:20:54 Post No.674550975 [Report]
Use this opportunity well. Get out while you're still young and once you've learnt all you can.

End of day you have a chance to become a better person out of it, or a piece of shit.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:21:06 Post No.674550989
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:21:06 Post No.674550989 [Report]
>>674550872
What'd you get on the ASVAB?
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:23:05 Post No.674551130
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:23:05 Post No.674551130 [Report]
A sapper
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:26:46 Post No.674551425
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:26:46 Post No.674551425 [Report]
>>674550975
Prob turn into some a-hole
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:27:14 Post No.674551475
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:27:14 Post No.674551475 [Report]
>>674550989
caf
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:30:22 Post No.674551693
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:30:22 Post No.674551693 [Report]
>>674551425
Slow down, he didn't join the Marines
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:31:24 Post No.674551751
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>>674551693
kek
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:31:51 Post No.674551787
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:31:51 Post No.674551787 [Report]
Prepare to regret this day
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:34:12 Post No.674551936
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:34:12 Post No.674551936 [Report]
>>674550872
Here are a few army terms you will come to know very well. Learn them.

>soup-sandwich
>ate up
>fuck fuck games
>smoked
>hurry up and wait
>MEDIC!!!
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:35:13 Post No.674552013
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:35:13 Post No.674552013 [Report]
>>674551475
what's that in civilian?
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:36:21 Post No.674552104
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:37:05 Post No.674552159
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:37:05 Post No.674552159 [Report]
>>674552013
No its, Canadian Armed Forces.
Hence the pic of the brooding soldier.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:37:24 Post No.674552186
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>>674550872
Hey op, before you go, play a game called Spec Ops: The Line.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:38:06 Post No.674552235
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:38:06 Post No.674552235 [Report]
>>674552159
Is that what that is? I thought it was a statue of a construction worker taking a shit while touching himself.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:38:35 Post No.674552278
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:38:35 Post No.674552278 [Report]
>>674552186
Haha that garbage game thanks anon
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:39:12 Post No.674552330
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:39:12 Post No.674552330 [Report]
>>674552235
close enough
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:39:33 Post No.674552352
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:39:33 Post No.674552352 [Report]
>>674550872
Ya fucked up. Should have gone to any other branch but army. Get ready for at least 3.5 years of bad leadership.
But, at least you get some college out of it.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:40:58 Post No.674552463
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:40:58 Post No.674552463 [Report]
>>674552352
Holy shit, right? I hated my army leadership. I maybe respected 2 NCOs my entire time in. They rest were just BSA.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:42:08 Post No.674552547
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>be OP
>on welfare now
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:42:19 Post No.674552561
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:42:19 Post No.674552561 [Report]
Idk jobs are slim pickings these days
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:42:57 Post No.674552607
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:42:57 Post No.674552607 [Report]
>>674550872
Blessing of Enimortis be with you. May you leap the chasm.

Praise be to Enimortis, for I usher his name
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:43:33 Post No.674552650
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:43:33 Post No.674552650 [Report]
>>674552607
If this is dubs...kill yourself
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:43:37 Post No.674552653
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:43:37 Post No.674552653 [Report]
>>674552547
shit I wish... Nah i`m not that low
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:44:41 Post No.674552714
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:44:41 Post No.674552714 [Report]
>>674552650
Looks like I live another day.

Praise be to Enimortis.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:46:31 Post No.674552834
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>>674552653
hate to break this to you, but being military is = to welfare.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:47:14 Post No.674552875
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:47:14 Post No.674552875 [Report]
>>674552714
How about you give yourself a pity killing
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:47:50 Post No.674552919
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At least you joined the one thing where America still ranks #1 in the world. Too bad there will never be another war where it'll be of any use.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:47:53 Post No.674552925
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:47:53 Post No.674552925 [Report]
>>674552834
Why is that?
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:48:07 Post No.674552942
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:48:07 Post No.674552942 [Report]
>>674552834
Except, you know, actually working.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:48:17 Post No.674552950
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:48:17 Post No.674552950 [Report]
>>674552834
Damn, how so?
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:48:48 Post No.674552981
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:48:48 Post No.674552981 [Report]
>>674552875
I can't kill myself, it is against the will of Enimortis.

Praise be to Enimortis, for I usher his name.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:48:55 Post No.674552989
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:48:55 Post No.674552989 [Report]
>>674552919
Well fuck you too
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:49:16 Post No.674553018
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:49:16 Post No.674553018 [Report]
>>674552981
My god hates your god.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:50:54 Post No.674553151
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:50:54 Post No.674553151 [Report]
>>674553018
Your god is irrelevant.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:51:09 Post No.674553163
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>>674552834
This.

>can't college
>can't get decent job to support self
>most of the time the only option is either jail or military
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:52:31 Post No.674553274
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>>674552925
>>674552942
>>674552950
see:
>>674553163
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:53:21 Post No.674553343
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:53:21 Post No.674553343 [Report]
I've joined aswell start in May British Army best in the world
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:53:51 Post No.674553373
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:53:51 Post No.674553373 [Report]
enjoy dying for Israel/corporations
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:55:05 Post No.674553456
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Do a few years join Foreign legion
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:55:48 Post No.674553498
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:55:48 Post No.674553498 [Report]
>>674553151
My God can disprove your god. And then be cam disprove himself because he doesn't exist. No God does.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:56:51 Post No.674553568
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:56:51 Post No.674553568 [Report]
>>674553343
So good they have been beaten by everyone including themselves.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:57:25 Post No.674553609
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:57:25 Post No.674553609 [Report]
>>674552547
This
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:57:52 Post No.674553638
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:57:52 Post No.674553638 [Report]
>>674552834
This
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:58:13 Post No.674553655
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:58:13 Post No.674553655 [Report]
>>674553163
This
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:58:23 Post No.674553664
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:58:23 Post No.674553664 [Report]
>>674553163
this
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:58:53 Post No.674553705
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 11:58:53 Post No.674553705 [Report]
>>674553274
>>674553163
sounds like you are just incompetent.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:00:40 Post No.674553829
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>>674553705
says the faggot joining military because no other option
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:01:25 Post No.674553888
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:01:25 Post No.674553888 [Report]
>>674550872
Welcome! My strange canadian mountie friend! I hope to soon be knocking back beer and enjoying fun army stories with you as you speak in your funny north man accent, and me in my drunken slurr.
I think we shall be great friends!
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:02:33 Post No.674553978
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:02:33 Post No.674553978 [Report]
>>674553888
Sounds good anon
Cheers
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:04:38 Post No.674554106
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:04:38 Post No.674554106 [Report]
>>674553888
Triple hate nice
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:05:33 Post No.674554183
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:05:33 Post No.674554183 [Report]
>>674553888
Jeyus croist! Trips today trip dubs and double dubs and quads yesterday! The fuck is going on?
Seems like every time i post this week i get some epic numbers.

Funny thing is this one will probly be singles.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:14:20 Post No.674554825
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:14:20 Post No.674554825 [Report]
>>674553568
So good they built the largest empire to ever exist.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:14:22 Post No.674554831
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:14:22 Post No.674554831 [Report]
>>674550872
Good luck and good speed wherever you go or end up doing bro.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:18:23 Post No.674555095
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 12:18:23 Post No.674555095 [Report]
>>674553163
How? surely higher roles in the military aren't for dropouts, Pilots for example.
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