It's the same old

anal?

>>674545279
same here
live together with gf for 3 years now
and almost always i'ld much rather just masturbate

GF is fat and is having a hard time dieting. I have pity sex with her once every few months. I'm just not sexually attracted to her in any way. Literally any other female that walks by, 9/10 times I would prefer them over gf. What do.

>>674545745
get heroin off deep webs,

kill yourself

I've been like that since I lost my virginity. I might have had high expectations but sex is so, so disappointing and awkward that I rather jerk off. The feeling is the same and you have more control over it. Ever since that day I've been depressed and wanting to kill myself because the only thing that seems worthwhile in life is love, and I doubt I'm going to find love without having to fuck

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been there done that, I man up and service the wife once or twice a month or else she feels unloved, but the sex, boring as fuck, I don't even bother to jerk off anymore, nothing gets me horny anymore, seen it, done it, just not excited or or interested in sex

>>674546815
sad life

>>674547019
gives me more time to read and play my cello

>>674546815
even when I service the wife it is oral and a dildo, I just don't get hard anymore, I can get hard, just not with the wife

>>674547205
what if you get a cluster headache at the age of 40

>>674545279
Try dudes instead.

>>674547397
my escape is my work, at work I am a winner, outside of work I have withdrawn and avoid others as much as possible, don't watch tv, no friends, all I do is work and wish I was at work so I would not have to endure the endless lip flapping my wife does about absolutely fiucking nothing, all the fucking time, cant ever just shut the fuck up

marriage, our collective fucking regret

>>674547847
we had the choice of unlimited brothels and we didnt take it what the actual fuck is wrong with us we deserve this

>>674548583
guys op is saying that sex in general is boring, he isnt talking about wives

>>674546815
thats awful anon. get help

>>674548583
yup , things I lost to marriage,sex, drinking, fishing, meeting new people, doing fun stuff, motorcycles, I traded it for constant lawn/house care, bland meals, credit debt, sitting in a fucking chair wishing I was dead

>>674548921
don't really want help, have run out of energy to alpha thru life, so I just avoid as much life as possible till one day I don't wake up and it will thankfully be over

With gf for 5 months now
Shes only up for anything sexual when she in the mood.
Could end it get more vag cause i havent lost game.
Would loose the everyday company and love tho

Wut do?

>>674545981
I want to break up, would greatly improve my life.

But on the other hand, I unironically love and care for her and don't want to abandon her. I mean, she is 110% trustworthy and does anything for me at the drop of a hat, but God damn, the sex is nonexistant.

yeah, novelty of putting your dick in a vagina wears off pretty fast, imo.

>>674548942
You are pathetic anon. The credit debt is your fault, spend cash instead. If you don't like your wifes cooking, go to a cooking class with her. If you don't like lawncare, move to a condo or an HOA where they handle that for you.

Your wife doesn't want sex because you are pathetic. My wife can't get enough sex, or doing fun stuff, like going to the nude beach to give me a handjob or blowjob in public, camming online as a couple, flirting with hot women at the grocery store (I'm there to flirt with them too. It is easy with her assistance.)

It is up to you to change your life and not be so fucking pathetic. Step one, get off of internet and out of that chair.

>>674549202
find one you don't dream of killing and marry her, cause if you stick with one who you want to kill, eventually you will kill it, and that totally fucks up your life. just learn to turn it of, we all do, life is better when you don't feel, don't bother with getting some strange, new pussy turns into the same old/same old before you draw your next breath

>>674549455
fuck off, went thru that stage a decade ago, all roads lead to the same end, trying is the first step toward failure

>>674549237
You can spice your sex life by role playing.. pretend that youre brother and sister..
but think carefully before leaving her.. you might miss her

sex is 90% mental. change it up, role play, fantasize she is someone else, she doesnt have to know

>>674549721
I churned thru fetishes and my imagination a LONG LONG time ago, you are talking like a newfag, I am an oldfag that has already done all the newfag tricks till they wore out as well, just learn to love good scotch and your dog, you will never be alone again

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>>674548506
luckily ive never been married but ive been with same girl for 3 years. she has a son,8yo, from a previous guy, I treat him as if he was my own kid. soon we are going to try to make our own babby

>>674549638
A decade ago and you've done nothing about it? You need help anon. Many happy marriages go on for the rest of people's lives!

I wouldn't give up my wife for anything because all other options out there seem like they suck compared to what I have now.

I can literally do anything I want. Smoke pot everyday? No problem. Jerk off to porn whenever I want, no problem, even when she's in the same room (as long as she has already been satisfied that day). Omegle with a random girl, yep, that's ok. Let house maintenance go for a few days or weeks or months, she couldnt care less. Visit nude beach without her and jerk off in front of a couple while watching them get it on, no problem (this has happened to me twice there over the years).

Dude, life is up to you. Stop being so fucking pathetic.

>>674550334
that's what I love about this place, it is full of kids, been with same girl THREE WHOLE YEARS! Holy fucking shit, try 45 years and then come trade war stories with me

>>674550633
wow you got a woman that just doesn't give a flying fuck about you!, you must be a wizard

>>674549903
true oldfags dont give a fuck about newfags or other oldfags nonsense, and dont feel the need to pretend to be cool by saying they are oldfag and calling everyone newfags. thus, you are clearly a newfag. congrats!

>>674550633
dude you sound more lonely than pathetic loser guy, get a woman that actually CARES about you

>>674550933
Im not a newfag.. im just a fag

>>674549237
Are you me? Cause damn, that's my fucking life.

I'm thinking maybe I should be more dominant in bed though. Last time she started giving me head, her jaw started hurting about a minute into it. I told her she should stop, so it wouldn't hurt her. Maybe I shouldn't have done that? Don't want to be a dick, but maybe I should degrade her.

>>674550933
newfag detected

>>674550722
I didnt know 25yo is considered a kid. thanks for info!

>>674551224
yes 25 is a child,in 40 more years you will grasp this, hell you can still be on your moms health insurance if you wanted to

>>674550983
Lonely? We're around each other 24/7, know what the other is thinking and can literally have entire conversation without saying a word. We'd do anything for each other, which is part of what makes marriages last.

>>674551224
FUCK 25 Wow, you need to understand you don't even START to become who you really are until past 30, but you wont believe this for at least 10 more years,child

>>674551609
>Visit nude beach without her and jerk off
I guess I don't get what together 24/7 actually means

>>674551224
Dude your 3 year relationship ain't shit. Oldfag is right. Long term relationships require serious effort on both sides.

>>674549237
Tell her to improve herself by not being a fat fuck.

>fat fuck
Exercise works
>trouble dieting
A bit of willpower helps.

She has absolutely no regard for her health and is making excuses. Either talk to her or dump her. Unless you're a fat sack of shit too, then you can both go kill yourselves.

>>674545279
>stop jerking off
>stop eating foods that kill testosterone

>>674551763
Geesh, it means we work together. Not that one of us doesn't go to the store or the beach now and then.

>>674551224
Dude, 25 is still a kid... Trust us.

I'M at the point where sex with wife is still decent.... ButI'dd rather a good nap.

>>674551979
> Visit nude beach without her and jerk off

sorry people in good relationships arnt jerking off alone at nude beaches, they just don't.

>>674547847
Same here dude,100% of it,except in Mexico prostitution is legal and cheap,so.....

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I know that feel. I'm not attracted to my girl physically.
Honestly II'm just here because she lets me do whatever I want and she's loyal as hell. Good enough for me, loyalty alone is rarer than a Las Vegas virgin, so I can't bitch.

>>674552321
How do you know what happily married people do? We are open and free in our relationship, as long as we don't touch others without permission.

It sounds like you'd rather I be a beta loser, miserable and waiting to die like most of the anons on this thread. Life is too short to be pathetic.

>>674552708
being allowed to do anything you want isn't all its cracked up to be, loyalty only lasts until it doesn't, don't take it for granted you can, do anything you want. trust me you cant, but you will never know what you cant do until after you've done it and lost her

>>674552866
>Life is too short to be pathetic.

at least I am not jerking off alone on a nude beach, faggot

>>674553020
Maybe you're right anon.
I like her a ton as a person but physically I just am. Not. There.
But I'm still happy, I just wanted a companion to share my time with, and I have it.
I still feel a twinge of unsatisfaction, but its still more than a lot of other people.

>>674553121
Don't knock it before you try it. How can you talk intelligently about things which you know nothing about? Expand your mind, it is a big world faggot.

>>674545279
Sex without love gets old but sells.

>>674553287
dig in, you don't have to find Her attractive, fetishize her vag or butt hole, or nipples, imagine she is a hot teen riding your cock, the wife and I do only reverse cowgirl these days,it lets me get lost in fantasy, it works

>>674553451
sorry I am not enough of a faggot to jerk off alone at nude beaches, just not that much a pathetic loser

>>674553619
So much beta. Kill yourself.

>>674553764
yeah all the ALPHAs are alone at nude beach choking their chickens, spot on mate, you win most pathetic poster of the thread award

>>674553906
You don't jerk off to porn? That is all it is, except it is live porn on a beach. No wonder you are alone and miserable. You'll die that way anon if you don't open your mind. I pity you.

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>>674553764
when I jerk at the nude beach I make sure I am alone

>>674554128
>You don't jerk off to porn
no, that is what a relationship is about, being with each other, not slimeballing my cock at some nude beach alone

>>674545745
>>674549237
Have sex with other people. Trust me, i was in a relationship with an ugly girl that i cared about, sex was awesome though, and she figured out i was fucking about, and i used it as an excuse to break up.

Actually, dont do that, that was a bad situation.

I dont know, just go on dates with other people, if you hit it off with someone, break up with gf.

>>674549339
Stick it in her ass instead

>>674554648
That is what it is about for you in your world, and I respect that. But yours is a tiny view of how the world works. It isn't that way for everyone and this thread of overall patheticness proves that.

There are long term happily married people out there who have interests, hobbies and are not trapped like so many here have indicated.

Open your mind, stop judging and find your own happiness faggot. Your wife will love you for being a man and doing what you enjoy.

>>674555158
>Your wife will love you for being a man and doing what you enjoy

not if what I enjoy is creeping at other people while jerking off alone at a nude beach, that is just nasty

>>674555401
Again, that is a tiny view of the world. My wife has masturbated on the beach too. Is that nasty?

>>674555494
>My wife has masturbated on the beach too. Is that nasty?

yes, and even creepier if she was alone,