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Hey /b/ Im a 25 year old male with no friends i only know weed
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Hey /b/

Im a 25 year old male with no friends i only know weed dealers, my dad moved to spain with hes new wife and my mom went nutz and thinks everyone is out to get her. My question is easy, how the fuck do i meet ppl?
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School work gym starbucks
Anywhere faggot
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>>674542990
Dating apps like tinder etc
Team sports
At work
At party
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an hero in the name of Allah and meet people in Jannah
now do it faggot
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>>674542990
Join clubs. Go gym or do team sports. Join an association. Join a choir or acting class if you're into that.
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>>674543488
I tryed joining a football club. But theese norwegians are stone cold, they dontlet me in the mix im swiss
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Ill just kill myself... noones gonna miss me...
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>>674543703
Aren't you the same?
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>>674544204
>>674544204
You know what? You're probably right Fucking no one will miss you.
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Open fire at a group of armed policemen
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>>674544301
Im swiss, they norwegian
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>>674544512
Haha, im going to jail for 90 days...gonna be good to meet other ppl for once
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>>674542990
Job- do you have one?
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>>674544746
Lost my job in august... havnt done shit but sit in my appartment and smoke since
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>>674544556
I don't see how diffrent kinds of cheese has anything to do with this
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>>674544925
Shoot ur self
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>>674545400
Lol
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Hey OP im in the exact same situation just my father died.

I tell you this keep continuing smoking weed cause its our desire to do so.and just hope for a racewar
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get a F&$*#@ job and meet a good chick (Is not necessary than she be pretty)
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>>674542990
what the actual fuck man. Are you me? except i am 2 years younger
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>>674546061
Mother earth really fucked us... huh?
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>>674542990
Just sit around smoking, working out, and sulking waiting for your time to shine in the race war. Unless you're not white, then kys
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>>674546172
yeah . but its actually me who fucked up. let my friends slide away slowly while i was just smokin on that good shit for 8 years
nowadays i only go outside when i am about to buy some weed or going to work.
not that bad but i do get lonely sometimes
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>>674546209
Im white, i have a refugee camp with 1000 syrians 3 min walk from me, they put them in an old office building xD could go shoot that shit up...lol exept i dont have a gun
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>>674546395
Sounds like me, ive smoked for 10yrs now.
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They piled 1000 syrians in here
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>>674546513
so what made you make this thread? you had enough? i know everything about me, and how couild i actually change it. i just never do it. i just rather pick up another bag of weed and push these toughts away
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>>674546738
I dont know why i eaven sit on 4 chan, no good explanation for why i made the thread. Sound bout same as me i choose to just keep smokeing instead of deal with life... actually i know all the answers so u right. No point for this thread to exist... just like me xD
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>>674546738
Are you me?
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>>674543703
So you live in Norway?
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>>674547120
I whas actually convinced my friend whas my farher when i whas on lsd once. I asked him over and over lol hes 2 yrs older then me xD
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>>674547425
Yes, u?
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>>674547455
Lol wtf
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>>674546410
Give this man a M60, and enough ammo to level the place. Norwegian cops wont do much, except shooting themselves. >>674546645
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Go to Syria and ask for asylum alternatively you meet people buttnaked on highway toilest
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>>674547488
Yeh, how the hell did you end up in this shit place? Sosialist paradise.. Marxist-Lenists' as far as the eye can see.
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>>674542990
come to spain with your dad, im lonely as fuck too
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>>674547770
My mom is norwegian and my dad is swiss we moved here a couple yrs ago cuz my dad got a job
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>>674547875
Na, he wont let me live with him xD
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>>674542990
I always wonder. What is sauce of this pic?
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>>674547925
Well, move back to Switzerland, and join the Army, profit??? Norwegians arent very open when it comes to knowing new people. Very closed people. Nobody talks with eachother on the bus/train/bench etc. But fucking hey, Norway, right? Kek
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U autist?
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>>674548305
No just socially akward
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>>674548607
Meet up at Hardstyle DNA, and you'll meet a bunch of new people
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>>674548715
Where is that?
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>>674548715
Oslo, yeah... ill might go
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>>674549003
>>674549080
Yeah Oslo. Pretty awesome consert. Going to be really awesome this year.
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>>674544925
Get your shit together.

Look at yourself. Would you want to hang out with someone like your self. I wouldn't want to hang around a self-loathing do-nothing.

Get a shit job with people your age. A restaurant is most likely.
inb4 >i can't work because (insert lame bitchass excuse)
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>>674549551
I dont want a shit job bc my unemplyment check is for 3000$a month and i dont want a job that pays less then what i already have...
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>>674548021
Live with me then, we could pull the trigger together
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>>674549551
tbh fam i am in same situation like OP except i am younger but i do have a shit job
and it makes no difference.
sure i met a few ppl there that i smoke or drink with after shifts sometimes but other than that it makes no difference. having money, sure. but what else
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>>674549778
fuck you man. in my country i would be on the streets without work in no time. for why exactly do you get paid? being a bum?
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>>674549990
66% of what i hade last year
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>>674549990
Its for 104 weeks, after that it will go down to about 600$
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>>674550179
>>674550095
yeah that makes sense.
here , you get paid for like max 3 months after 12 months of employment in the last 3 years. which is beyond fucked up
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>>674550412
Where in the world u at?
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>>674543703
People from northern countries are a bit slower to open up and let you in generally. Give it time. If they go out go out with them. They will not interact with you as much as start but you will see they will slowly let you in the circle.
Also, rugby is usually a much friendlier sport. The same goes for martial arts groups Try that if there is a team somewhere. Or a swimming team maybe. Usually volleyball teams are friendly too.
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>>674550729
Thats a great idea, i actualy saw a akido club 10 min bus ride from me..
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>>674549778
And u my man is the reason for sky high taxes
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>>674549802
Where in spain u live?
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Faggot
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>>674543703
Norway? Ay. I live in Norway. Where?
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>>674542990
Go to local shows at bars.
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honestly freinds are pointless your better off without them all they do is hold you back keep you down steal your money and lie to you seriously
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>>674552820
I live in stavanger, u?
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>>674543703
I'm Norwegian, and i have met alot of people at the gym. Just go there and ask someone to show you around.
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>>674553624
You speak fluent norwegian?
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>>674553990
No xD understand it tho
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>>674553990
They speak english pretty good so i sorta never get "forced" to learn the language
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>>674546410
It shouldn't be hard to find one if you have a deathwish, even where you live
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>>674542990
If you're 25, wtf are you talking about your Mom and Dad for? Start living your own life as an adult, and maybe you'll meet people. Women, even.
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>>674542990
>at work
>at school
>on internet
>on train
>on bus
>at shop
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>>674554652
Its not about depending on them its about beeing lonly :(
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>>674554864
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>>674553624
Gardermoen
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>>674553990
Det kan du ta deg ei bolle på
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Where do you meet weed dealers? I need weed.
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>>674555943
Ahhhh, ooooh deilige Akershus
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>>674556764
Are u in stavanger?
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>>674556840
Yes. You?
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>>674556052
Du kan faen mæ ta dæ ei jævla bolle din jævla sotneger. Æ ska ikkje ha nå ta at du sitt her å trur du e n娨
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>>674543287
This is actually fact.
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>>674558564
Du ditt sotrør, hold kjeften på deg!
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>>674558788
Dra dæ ut av landet mitt di jævla sand ape!
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>>674558876
Gå ut på vidda å sug reinstyr kukk, din jævla same
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>>674558876
Stakk du nå din jævla skvettlapp?
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>>674559095
Æ ska faen mæ vis dæ same æ din jævla nav snylter, no fårf du faen mæ ta å ta innj åran
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>>674559322
Check'em
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>>674559322
Æ Stekk no væll for faen ikkje av
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>>674559324
Nå ble jeg redd...lol en same på 160 med 50kg å skryte av
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>>674558564
Præhæhæhæ
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>>674559558
Det hadd no ikkje mordi nokka i mot
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>>674559558
Ikkje avbryt mæ mens æ sjer pwedipie
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>>674542990
Yeah I make friends literally wherever I go.

Rule 1. Smile. People are put at ease.
Rule2. Initiate. Don't be a little cuck, grow some balls and talk.
Rule 3. Be ok with Embarrassment. This is the biggest hurdle for most people.

But once you a: don't fear the possibility you will have more confidence, and b: learn to LAUGH at yourself when you make mistakes other people don't mind and like you more.

We all have flaws and weak spots, and not everyone is gonna like us.

But opening your self up, flaws and all, will draw the natural people who you'll get along with, to you.
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>>674542990

Meetup.com. Take up cooking classes. Try OkCupid and/or Tinder.

Go to a random bar, find the friendliest looking person there, introduce yourself as someone you've thought was charismatic in the past, and try to act like they would in that situation.
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>>674560214
Bet that ass attracts too
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>>674560214
Nice ass tho
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>>674542990
Eurofag, kill ur self
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>>674545400
Kek
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>>674561055
>>674560288
Guys...I"m a dude. That picture says METART on it...

Shouldn't ya'll be in school? I didn't realize St. Patties day was a school holiday now.
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>>674561306
Tho nice dubs, just sayin
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>>674542990
>hes
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>>674561306
Do u wanna fuck my ass?
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>>674561530
Its a eurofag
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>>674561667
Kek, faggot
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>>674546645
4 police cars vs 1000 syrians good fucking luck kek
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>>674560288
This samefagging
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