15 years in best Korea labor camp. If this guy didn't bitch out it would be one of three things:
1) he's mentally retarded and has no clue between the difference of his dick bone from the telephone
2) he's a psycho sadist
3) he's suicidal and either his life is so bad it can't get worst or he is in the "I don't give a fuck mind set"

If you think you're hard core and you wouldn't cry like a bitch, then it's one of the three.

Best Korea will break you in them labor camps.

so are the marines gonna swoop in and snatch him back or something?

101% fucked
I would have cried like a bitch as well
After years of gruelling pain he will gladly accept the sweet release of death

What's the story here?

>>674533890
dicks dont have bones

>>674533387
Yes actually blaiming the US saying they set him up

>>674535238
He stole a piece of propaganda and got arrested. Now he's gonna serve 15 years for it which is a crazy punishment if you ask me

It's a prank bros, chill

>>674535737
if it was a native, they would have sent his entire family to a concentration camp where they would be raped and worked to death.

yea it's harsh, but that's north korea. you don't fuck around there just like you don't smuggle drugs in SEA.

>>674535463
nigga what? Who even said anything close to that

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>>674533387
I think the punishment should fit the crime, and he has committed the crime of being American therefore should have to eat 1000 hamburgers while riding a mobility scooter to a shooting range.

>>674533387
what a fucking dipshit. I have no idea what these people expect. Yeah Best Korea is fucked up and id be nice if someone would
do something about it but its not like people dont know about it. We dont need another reporter in that shithole to be aware of the
injustice going on there and he sure as hell wasnt gonna fix their country by shooting a documentary or whatever he was doing.

Oops

This is to make an example of Americans that think they are above the law of other countries.

>>674536095
you know what's up bruh

>>674533968

lmao no

>>674536831
Lold

>>674533387
why is he holding that guy's hand, is he gay or something? Looking to score cream of sum yung guy soup?
fucking pwned, homo

>>674533387
>its just a prank, bro

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>>674537691
haha very funny
just kidding kill yourself

>>674537961
wow, that was rude, guess it's a sign of the times

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>>674533387
This kid probably used a roll of toilet paper and they arrested his ass. Now they're going to put on a whole drama where he'll be put into the camp, then talks will start, then we'll give NK eight water bottles, a box of pop tarts, and the latest dlc for the division and they'll let him go. I just don't understand why we have citizens going over there still, they'll arrest you for farting and say you were trying to donate a chemical weapon.

hillary should do like what bill did a few years back with those other americans there. if she loves america she would

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>>674538278
you write like the redneck equivalent of pic related

we should have just let Mac nuke them and we wouldnt have to deal with stupid shit like this

>>674538547
For real, and the Chinese and Russians while they were at it. Now they're fucking shit up.

>>674538407
A Canadian soldier?

>>674538949
Trump would fix those 50+ year old mistakes in the 1st 50 mins of his presidency.

>>674538949
bitch please. if Russia and China wanted to fuck up USA they would walk in there tomorrow and trap you in chastity while they rape your women. before you know it you'd be speaking to your gf's bull in Chinese

>>674538184
Libtards gonna tard...

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Crying and being apologetic for crimes committed in east Asia is the best way to get a lesser sentence.

Since there is a 99% conviction rate it is better- even if you did not do it, to just confess and act sorry.

I do not believe he was actually crying due to emotion but due to working towards a lesser sentence.

>>674539207
>before you know it you'd be speaking to your gf's bull in Chinese
i highly doubt that. americans cant even speak english and its been their language for 200+ years, doubt they could learn chineese in less than 5 generations

>>674539481
they all look the same

it's like when you go into a ghetto, screaming NIGGERS !!
what do you expect for consequences ?

>>674539612
>Implying that most people in the U.S. are not decedents of immigrants that had to learn English as a second language

>>674533387
Jimmy Carter will go get him a little later.

>>674539300
Spoken like a true moron. Everyone of these idiots that have gone there and been arrested has been a bible-thumping right-wing nutjob that thinks they're going to bring Jesus to the poor heathens.

I consider that if he went on record calling their leader a piece of garbage and a liar that they would try and execute him, then the U.S. would step in and tell the NK to fuck off while rescuing him.

I think him acting apologetic and crying to get a lesser sentence made the U.S govt not care and approve of using him as an example to NOT FUCKING GO THERE.

I truly believe that he would be in a better position right now if he made the entire situation for himself worse.

I don't believe the US govt would allow them to kill him, I also believe the NK are too scared to kill any Americans.

So if he pushed him really hard to get a death sentence to the point where they couldn't let him live that there would be an interjection and the U.S would simply have to rescue him to avoid any public outcry.

>>674539612
they would be your masters. youd have to do whatever the fuck they tell you to

>>674540069
The US would do nothing but publicly complain if they were going to execute him. There is no way they would attempt to rescue him - nor should they.

>>674533387
what a fucking retard. he deserves 15 years. ive seen worse for less

>>674540284
They didn't kill the supposed spy Kenneth Bae.
The NK won't kill any American prisoner.
The more any American prisoner pushes them then the more they have to budge.
It's just an act.

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>>674540498
says the american libtard in his comfy chair.
if it was you you'd be more than crying you'd sucking cock left right and centre

anybody have an image of what this forced labor looks like?

>>674540674
God damn you're retarded.

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>>674538184
>underrated post

>>674533387
As you can see, the food industry of the United States of America is fucking body's up. This guy is 21? Looks like 40 in my book.

>>674540883
i thought that too

>>674540883
this

>>674533890
Hahahahahahahahaha yeah right fucking pushy American crying like a bit cheaper, your whole fucking country just took a loss

>>674540883
>>674540944
>>674540977
fuck off samefag, he's just ugly.
Why would a 21 year old goto NK instead of getting laid?

why would anyone even go there to begin with?

>>674533387
Nearly every up to date US citizen has said the same thing about this man...

He is a moron.

Tbh i think it would be so hot to fuck one of those female soldiers

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>>674541086


>Samefag
>Pic related.
fag

>>674539977
Does it matter nigger? They're both fucked, thinking the world subscribes to their own personal views. As Black Science Guy would say: you think it be, but it ain't".

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>>674540944
>>674540977

>>674540883
The dude's just been told that he'll be pretty much worked to death for the next 15 years. I can imagine that might add a few years.

>>674541086
Because he was with his church group. They're pretty much the only Americans that go there cause, you know, Jesus wants them to.

>>674539207
bullshit.

China's entire economy and basically middle and upper class is based on one thing. The sale of products to the west. Cheap electronics, shit clothing, whatever. They make it and sell it to us.

We go to war with them, or get mad or whatever the fuck, we just slap a tariff or embargo on them, encourage businesses to start having shit made in south america or other shithole parts of the world. Prices of iPhones get a bit higher, some delays in next version, but mostly life goes on…for us.

For the gooks, its total fucking chaos. Their economy implodes. Their entire middle class, who has gotten used to being middle class, is told they have to go back to subsistence farming. They say fuck that shit, and turn against the government that's got a weak hold on power. Its not just students this time, it would be the entire productive workforce of china.

>>674539207
Kek, implying I don't speak Chinese already. China is full of shit, lining its politicians pockets with cash. Try harder feggittttttt.

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>>674541300

When are North Korea going to stop being annoying faggots and just attack south Korea so America can finally cuck them. I think we're all sick of hearing about their 1970s military and spooky "nukes" they have

>>674539114
That's not CADPAT.

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>>674541300
NDT is a fraud

>>674536095
"All those in favor?"
"Yea"

Yeah, nah (rhymes)

>>674541489
> gooky nukes

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Maybe he just wanted to find out what it would be like to work in a NK prison camp?

>>674541258
15 seconds in ms paint. These screenshots never mean anything to anyone

>>674533387
Kek, USA will get nim free. When diplomacy fails we have to remember that OUR GLORIOUS LEADER loves green and is an immature moron. They might as well bribe him with an xbox if he doesn't have one. Either way some money/luxury goods for a massive boost in reputation is a fucking great deal, amerifags will love knowing how nice and protective their goverment is.

>>674541367
>being this delusional

As always you americucks think you are the center of the universe.

How is your wife's black son anon?

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>>674541630
whatever man, believe what you will.
i guess your mother thinks your special too.
Have a great weekend anon

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Imagine the feels that the bitch who told him to do it is experiencing right now. She'll forever be known as the person she sent a kid to fucking Korean labor camps.

>>674541572
Max par & 15 zozzles!

>>674541572
>giving a fuck what an astrophysicist says about genetic engineering

>>674541572
He's not just a fraud, he's a charlatan. He gets shit fucking wrong all the fucking time, and never issues an apology or retraction.

He's smug as fuck, and as much a "part of the scientific community" as your average drunken moron at a football game is to said sport.

He'll say shit like "on the day we celebrate our independence, europe reminds us we suck at science" about a discovery made at CERN, which has a tremendous amount of investment from the US, both intellectual and financial.

Then, later, when some discovery, like LIGO's gravity wave confirmation earlier this year, is announced, he'll say how "proud he is to be a part of the scientific community."

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>>674533387
LOL...the look on his face. What a fucking dumb asshole.

>>674541725
> being this salty over the truth

Sorry god gave you a rittre yerro dik

>>674536949
theres enough injustice in the states so why didnt he start there, but went to korea instead? what a fucking faggot, i hope he dies in the labour camp

>>674535462
>dicks don't have bones
You have approximately 206 them in your body. Sorry to prove you wrong, dick.

>>674541817
He's not a fucking astrophysicist. He got that as a degree, but he's barely used it.

Its like your average shitposter on roddit. Got some dumb shit CS degree or whatever, but cant get a job because, surprise, CS degrees are the womens studies degrees of STEM

>>674541717
>falseflagging this hard

That ameritard is fucked and I hope he serves the full sentence and dies on the way over home when he is released. He deserves it.

>>674541757
Wasn't even the guy who called samefag just pointing out that those screenshots are easy to fake. I've done it when i was shitposting before

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>>674541367
found the retard.

You'll be glad to know that China owns USA.

America is in China's debt to the value of $4.5 trillion

You are China's bitch.

>>674541941
Oh no, financial debt. What ever will we do.

Its not like wars annul debts or anything

>>674533387

He'll be out in under a year. Best Korea does this shit all the time. He's a bargaining chip for a shipment of potatoes essentially.

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>>674541902
Irrelevant.
Either way, he studied astrophysics.
Not genetic engineering.

So who gives a fuck what he says about GMO's?

>>674541725
I'm not asian, mr. cuck.

You also know shit about your economy if you think that china would fall simply because they can't sell you cheap plastic toys.

http://www.statista.com/statistics/270326/main-export-partners-for-china/

>>674533387

every time one of these fuck nut tourists gets arrested in NK I wonder how stupid westerners can be.
They arrested a guy for forgetting his bible in the hotel room, of coarse they are going to ruin your life for trying to steal NK property.
It is like going to Singapore and spray painting your name on a wall, if you do it then expect to get whipped like Kunta Kinte.
Westerners have no respect for other countries laws or cultures. You are clearly told the rules and what not to do, you decide to be a cowboy and do it then expect to get bitch slapped for 15 years.

>>674541037
>your whole fucking country just took a loss

hold your horses there you sub-human scum. How does one sjw get btfo by korea corrolate to the USA taking an L?

>>674541454
lol

>>674541941
Canadian here, China should just bike the then, in far enough away from strategic points of interest and would welcome an industrious occupation over the fat wurld police as our southern /b/ro's.

>>674540883

i had to google a image of him, just to see if he looks like that normally

btw Thou shall not steal ^.^

yup, he's just ugly

>>674542010
They actually don't. Read some history books about WWI or WWII.

>>674535737
He won't serve more than 3 years. Also he deserves it. America is notorious for unreasonably harsh sentences so shut up about that

>>674541725
>found the cuck
Kekekek, that's me laughing and drowning in my saliva from laughing so hard. One who always brings up cuck shit, loves cuck shit. Every other post you have is cuck shit.

>>674539114
Russian
>little green men

>>674542261
Victors get to set the rules.

Germany didn't owe money to the rest of Europe, but as a part of the post-war reparations, they were forced to pay them.

This is what caused massive devaluation of german currency, creating the political climate that allowed hitler to take power.

Other anon is right though, the chinese middle class begrudgingly tolerates the government, because for most of them, life is good enough to put up with the bullshit from the cadres. But should that change, i.e., no more exports of iphones, they owe no allegiance to them

>>674533387

Meh, no big deal...He would have got that in America for a few grams of coke and a few extacy pills he bought to have a fun Saturday night. Cant complain when you are from a country that locks people up for 15 years for non violent drug possession.

>>674542346
Well you amerifags are known all over the world for being cucks ever since you elected that nigger so he's not wrong.

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>>674533387

Looks like all the alpha whites died in 1945 because this shit is pathetic

Go to /pol/ you fucking faggots

>>674542235
Fuck you sound retarded.

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>>674542010
No americunt here, but I see his point...

anyways I don't think China is the real problem. Except from all the polluting the planet and beeing a crazy dictatorstate, China is one of the sanest economies in the world...
why? Because they are fucking satisfied with living in peace as long as they can build shit for us in the west... they are not like this greedy-russia-nazi-agenda, which is about to invade the EU in the next decade or so because... fuck.. because huge and powerhungry. China is just huge... they dream the dream of luxury and stability. Building IPhones for us is the best way for them getting there.

>>674542562
East coast drunk anon, east coast drunk. You can't understand.

The only three countries that matter. China, Russia, USA. Any other country is irrelevant.

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>>674541630
Russia, U.S. and Japan totally fucked over Korea. Anything NK does it the direct result of this.

>>674542631
I would love if Russian and America allied, nothing would stop us.

>>674542494
Implying I'm American, lmao. Bruh, no matter how hard and loud you shit post here and try to act like a bull, it's not going to drown out the sound of your girlfriend or wife getting fucked by a nigger in the next room. It's okay to cry...shh..shhh..it's okay..I know..you're so mad right now you're thinking of a response..It's okay...shhh...

>>674542631
Exactly.

In the past 50 years, they've gone from living in literal shit (rice paddies) to modern highrises. They see that as being enabled by the west, and so hold no grudge against us. The division of the Republic of China and Democratic Republic of China is old history to them, only the party reps get upset about that shit, and most of them are old as fuck.

>>674541819

:D ... riiight.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CERN#Member_states_and_budget

>>674542694
Korea should have been wiped out.

>>674533387

Why do American people look so fucking old? This dude look at least 35

>>674533387
Am I the only one who think this cunt looks way older than 21? Maybe im high but I think this is fishy

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>>674542143
lol...I remember that little faggot that got caned. You are correct in everything that you stated.

>>674542803
Ever been to the Moriond Physics conference?

Because, last time I went, 2011, there were an awful lot of Americans involved, for a conference hosted by CERN.

Lots of American scientists working there as well.

>>674542896
It's because he is a member the CIA working undercover

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>>674542968
whoah

>>674542485
Among others http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Stealing-one-slice-of-pizza-results-in-life-3150629.php

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>>674542762
Well... a few years of Trump and maybe you will be there... two crazy dictators and a shitload of dumpshit citizens following them - Putin-Trump Could Be The Best Buddys...
Putin is all Trump wishes he could be (strong, feared, intelligent, ice cold...)...
so in that case.. we are fucked.
Than China is our last hope to protect a free Europe.. because, lets face it. The only ones who ever had the balls (and slim chance) in Europe to stand against the US and the Sovjets where the germans... and there are no balls left there...

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>>674542485
NAILED it!

>>674533968
Norks wouldnt like dat

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>>674543256
I mean *then

>>674543256
Nah, China would ally with us in Russia. I would love for us all to come together to wipe you Eurocucks off the Earth. You are already our countrie's bitch. Russia owns your gas and America owns your leaders. Get fucked.

>>674543256
We are already fucked, but if Trumpy gets in, we will be double fucked.

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>>674533387
>inb4 NK livestreams daily the man doing hard labour

just imagine

>>674543503
Hope so

>>674533968
Why would they do that? Dumbass got himself into that situation? Why the hell would you even visit nk? And on top of that, to try to pull some stupid shit like that?

South Korea have the most active soldiers in the world
> 6,604,500
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_military_and_paramilitary_personnel

That poor kid. He just wanted to be movies.

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>>674543601
I'd have a ton of soldiers too if my neighbor was run by a crazy dictatorship that threatens you every day.

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>>674533387

>21

He already looks like way over 30.

But you gotta stay strong to fight da powa.

He is only bargaining material for NK anyway and as soon as the US bails him out in exchange for some shit he'll write a book about his experience and be handed through talk shows for good moneyz.

>>674543192
He was literally given another chance, that article wasn't up to date.

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>>674533387
>>674543863

Yeah, he's a blonde white kid. If he was nigger they'd probably let them keep him.

>>674543601
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_military_and_paramilitary_personnel
your own link says thats a lie...

>>674540674
where can i get this, it just needs shock muscle exercising device and a polysporin (or something) dispenser for the chair sores

>>674533387
'I never, never should have allowed myself to be lured by the United States administration to commit a crime in this country, I wish that the United States administration never manipulate people like myself in the future to commit crimes against foreign countries. I entirely beg you, the people and government of the DPRK, for your forgiveness. Please! I made the worst mistake of my life!'

>98% sure he has defected

>2% its all real and an elaborate way for the DPRK to ransom him off

>>674543970
I was going to say that as well.

>>674543601
umm no, SK active soldiers =630000...........

>>674543970
i meant total number not active but then realised NK has more

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>>674544024

>>98% sure he has defected

Actually John McCain said the same stuff when the Vietnamese were having bondage sessions with him.

>>674544136
at least you tried, kinda.

>>674543256
China to protect Europe? Are you fucking retarded, go back to history class. The British and the French have given China a really hard time in the past, I don't see them helping us at all

>>674538184
ha

>>674541725
Just be quiet, son. You people from the lesser countries just haven't learned your place yet. It isn't our fault your wortless little countries are inferior to America. Now stop whining and get busy. You all work for us. You'll kiss America's ass and you'll like it.

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>>674533968
How fucking stupid are you

Its not a movie its real life bud

>>674533387
Read the state department on us citizen travel to nk. It literally says you will be arrested for a made up crime. This guy is an idiot.

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>>674543926

Are those two guys really tall or is the North Korean guy a manlet or both?

I know that North Koreans are smaller because of the bad food supply.

IM ETHAN BRADBERRY

>>674533890
I wouldn't cry. I fully understand the consequences, but I'm just not much of a cryer.

>>674533968
Nope too risky nobody operates in NK

US propaganda, they want to stir shit with NK so they can go to war with them. Wait and watch, more 'stories' like this will come out, gradually increasing in severity before US declare all out war on NK. This is how their system works...

>>674533387
He looks 40 not 21

>>674544612
Alright calm down H3H3 memer

relax guys its just a social experiment.

>>674544705
this. America cannot not be involved in a war. they love it. they just got their asses handed to them in middle east and they're already planning their next one

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>>674544311
I didn't say they would help us... I said we would need them. Don't think the germans are up to the job anymore... and the brits never could realy defend themselfes the last century or so... and don't get me startet about the french.
And you all know why the italians have the heels of their boots at front...

>>674544705
If you aren't American or Chinese I don't think you understand how NK works. NK does/says something stupid to garner attention, America tells them to pipe the fuck down and China agrees. Nothing will happen. Neither China nor the US wants to start a war.

>>674544861
Im sure you genuinely believe that.

>>674543869
Point is us sentences people to long stints for small shity. There are thousands serving decades for things nor even considered jailable offences in other countries. In addition he will get preferential treatment for sure

>>674544705
Why would the US invade NK? I understand they have some minerals and maybe some oil, but how I see it all the western countries want to see NK collapse by itself as the last example of failed communism... How are you going to bring "democracy" in that shithole and profit on it? I understand the middle east and all but NK is just too much for for too little

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>>674533387

No American has been held in a NK prison for more than two years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Americans_detained_by_North_Korea

>>674539864
Why the fuck would anyone save him he is a dumbass besides why risk soldiers life for a dumbass

>>674545022
Or...or you don't know enough about the US to make judgement calls on us, seeing how we are 50 different states.

>>674536831
This is no punishment.
Forcing him to eat 1000 burgers in a row would be a appropriate punishment, if he stops eating from alone shove them down his throat until he suffocates while trying to vomit.

>>674545007
i know it's hard for americucks to accept defeat in a war but get used to it. or are you still trying to get over being bullied by a bunch of gooks with sticks in Vietnam?

There is no fucking way that guy is 21. Looks late 30s to me.

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>>674545065
Pic related...

Guys... you think there is any NK-Porn in the net? I'm intrigued by the thought...

That dude was in my class

>>674541941
China owns like 2% of our debt you retard.

>>674540069
Ain't nobody rescuing him too risky if the soldiers get caught they would be executed on sight

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>>674533387
>goes to best Korea
>gets rekt
>call it empirical testing

>>674545175
Im talking about starting a war with Korea you cuck.

>>674544414
Ohh I'm so scared. What are you gonna do?

>>674539181
any chances he makes a wall around best korea?

>>674545395
Well seeing how America, China and Russia already own your country....nothing.

>>674542485
Comparing north korean prision to american ones.

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>>674545246
>2%
Try 27% you faggot
US debt is 16.3 trillion of which 4.5 trillion is owed to China

>>674545238
Btw there is zero evidence of him taking a poster and if you believe he did you are literally believing north Korean media is telling the truth. Also dude was super smart, obvi made a shit decision, and he wouldn't pull shit like that. He got kidnapped

>>674545509
Not knowing what long term debt is

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>>674533387
>15 yrs of hard labour for messing with NK:
USA is outraged

>Lifetime in prison for possessing 13 sheets of LSD:
Totally acceptable, right?

Dear USA,

Please go fuck yourself with your double standards. Try to reform your own fucked up legal system before you all jump on NK.

Love,

Bill

>>674545672
God you are fucking stupid

>>674542449
It is ONE of many reasons for taking power. You stupid german cunt dont make it sound like it is not your fault.

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>>674545650
Doesnt change the fact you are China's bitch

>>674540883
exactly, first I thought his labour work is over and he now gets released kek

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>>674539181

Yea.. because he gives a fuck about the allies which get hit by NK-Nukes, just as long as they can't reach US Soil...

What a shitbag....

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>>674533968
this guy is dead already

>>674541367
Clearly never been to China. The people are slaves in their own minds, they'd never rebel. There would have to be mass mass starvation and drought or something. Otherwise they'd all go to work for the army. They have incredible natural resources for production of the tools of war and billions of people to employ. They won't need western money to pay them, they'll just pay them in rice rations and the slave Chinese will be happy just to eat.

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>>674545672
Leandro Andrade – 50 years without parole for theft of nine video tapes

lmao

its just propaganda . they are paying this guy to take a long vacation....

>>674542860
Okay Guy. ..

But im not going to take your Word for anything. Show some numbers or shut the fuck up

>>674542905

i guess that's why muslims go to europe and sexually assault women. because WESTERNERS got no respect for other cultures, you fucking idiot.

>>674545672
>Totally acceptable, right?
no its not acceptable. our legal system is in urgent need of reform. but 15 years for stealing a fucking banner? dude...

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>>674545880
thats why China is the most powerfull country in the world right now

>>674541941
>America is in China's debt to the value of $4.5 trillion
>You are China's bitch.
Even if true (which it's not), how does a debt mean shit? What exactly would they do to collect? Make a bunch of aggressive phone calls demanding payment?

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>>674545880
The chinese are net the vietcong of the 60s/70s... yea.. they are indoctrinated, but I think they don't want to be ricemakers anymore...

>>674546079
Yo there's no evidence he even took a banner. I'm also a member of the church he scapegoated and that while trophy shit wouldn't fly there. Dude got kidnapped

>>674541615
This is the most likely thing i've heard so far.

>>674542143
This, I'm sick of hearing about westerners in SEA moaning because they got sentenced to death, they literally tell you drug trafficking is a capital offence in the plane on the way there

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>>674546188
you must be new to the world of economics

>>674545880

If you've been to China, then you know how adorable the police and soldiers look.

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>>674545672
Germanfag here.
You are right my friend. Murica always was and always will be an uppity bitch. This jerk thought he could get away with stealing from Kim. Wrong!

However, 15 years are not a reasonable sentence.

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>>674546191
>I'm also a member of the church

Maybe you prayed wrong to your invisible friend...

he should get 25 years for beeing a theist...

College kid. i'm a Marine and I wouldn't save him

>>674542010
Nuke'm

The answer to any problem is nukes, nuke nuke nuke

from the new york times: ..."said that the punishment of “15 years’ hard labor for a college-style prank"

>a college-style prank

It was a fucking theft, and thieves should pay.
Mericans with their double standards...

>>674546460
China has all the gold .. the US doesn't have hardly any left. game, set, match.

>>674537171
We did the same, an elder American tourist dropped a piece of candy paper in the streets
http://politiken.dk/indland/ECE1736581/skraldebil-har-paakoert-og-draebt-en-turist-paa-stroeget/

>>674545672
Dear Bill:

fuck you.

Faithfully yours,

USA

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>>674545225
>Guys... you think there is any NK-Porn in the net? I'm intrigued by the thought...

So.. anything?

>>674546188
oh boy you are a dense motherfucker

As an american Trump supporter , our government shouldn't negotiate this idiots release, of course we are though, Obamas a cuck.

>>674546632
Please show evidence he actually stole something. A picture maybe of what he was trying to steal.

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>>674533387
>It was just a prank, bro

>>674545672
i googled the poor ass motherfucker.
such a shame
http://www.businessinsider.com/timothy-tylers-mandatory-minimum-sentence--life-in-prison-2013-7?IR=T

>>674542319
riight 15 years in a labor camp totally something America regularly doles out for small infractions I mean we even have some kids born in those camps who will never know what freedom feels like.

>oh wait thats North Korea

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Let's be honest here, he doesn't deserve what's happening to him, if any of you fags were in his position you'd be crying and shitting yourselves and praying to every god you can think of to get out of there. It's fucking horrific what they do to people and forcing him to say shit like, "The CIA made me steal this" is fucking bullshit, imagine having to make up bullshit stories about how your own government forced you to do their bidding and corrupt North Korea. People there are absolute fucking fruit loops. I would never go to that country, for any reason, ever.

>>674546724
As an Eurofag, I truly hope Trump wins. Your country will become the world's best sitcom, only with firearms and nukes

>>674539181
yes... he would.
by caving in to kim jong un the moment he agreed to let trump put the trump logo on that stupid, broken hotel of their's

>>674546707
Afraid to answer the question, then?

A) That anon was wrong - we don't owe China that much.

B) Even if we did, what of it?

>>674546632
see the 1st vid:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/north-korean-video-apparently-shows-u-va-student-taking-propaganda-sign/2016/03/17/6b5a77fb-4381-4065-acc7-bbbf3a99c465_story.html

>>674546635
>gold
are you still living in the 1920s? No currencies are backed by gold anymore. It's just numbers on a screen. Money is created out of thin air now it doesn't have to be backed by anything

>>674542631
>sanest economies in the world
are you fucking joking? The citizens of Hong Kong fuckin beat outsiders in the streets. Why? Because they are buying baby formula and reselling it on the mainland for 500% profit. Sounds sane to me.

>>674546733
see
>>674547040

>>674533387
Faggot went into staff only area to steal propaganda poster. Edgelord fucked up and rest of world is marvelling at his stupidity

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Just one thing

>>674542485
Yeah because north korean prisons are known for being just like prisons in the US.

Wait, no, no one knows fuck all about them and when you have a prison with zero oversight it's going to be really, really, really fucking bad.

That said the US will probably trade him for some sort of minor concession with North Korea, which of course the US will roll their eyes at and North Korea will blow it out of proportion like they just conquered the US.

Either way, the guy's a fucking idiot for ever thinking that North Korea was a good place to go to, ever.

>>674546975
And still the greatest, most powerful nation in the world, you hate us cuz u ain't us

>>674547051
Allow me to adjust your tinfoil hat good sir

>>674533387
Im guessing that he tries to take a poster to take home as a "souvenir" which tbh, is an extremley probable reason.
>be student
>go to north korea cause its cool like in that movie
>everything meh tier
>see poster on street walls, looks cool
>no one would believe mw if I said I came here without proof!
>takes poster off wall to show his friends back home
>cop sees him
>nk is wary about spies n shit from kim jong uns ramblings n shit
>punish him

>>674546188
Outsource to India!!

>>674546930
Dude, if you go to fucking North Korea, fully aware of their fucked-up laws and government structure, and you are an American (to make things even worse), AND STILL you choose to disobey those laws, then, my friend, you deserve to be ass-fucked while working 20 hours a day at a quarry for the next 15 years.

I have no sympathy for this guy

>>674547255
>murican
>nation
Kek.

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Kek

>>674533387
I would assault the judge, just for the lulz... he's sooo fucked anyway

>>674545672
>double standards
As an US citizen you have:

- The right to be tasered while protesting against the government.

- The right to go to jail for smoking weed.

- The right to get a different sentence based on your complexion.

- The right to be constantly observed by the NSA.

- The right to obey laws that were created by coprporations rather than politicians.

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>>674547088
Yea.. and thats why I give you thats - its a crazy dictatorstate ... crazy shit is happening in such states (like polluting your own water supply due to fracking - americans can set their own water on fire ;) ).
But the chinese premise - wanting peace to build more stuff for the west - thats what I mean is sane...

>>674547362
What's the problem you crooked yellow teeth foreskin having piece of commie shit

>>674547040
but the question is WHY MAN.
Like, it's NK, the country where Kim has his people dying from hunger and literally eating each other.

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>>674547613
meant to send -> >>674546930

>>674545141
North Korea doesn't have 1000 burgers, much less the resources to make 1000 burgers.

>>674545672
>>674545746
>God you are fucking stupid
this.