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would you b? She's my crush.. sorry I've been spamming her I just want to mmmff
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Are there any porn stars that look like her?
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>>674526160
DAMNIT THAT LIZARD'S GETTING ALL THE TITS
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>>674526160

>that colour
>nice figure
>curves like a godes

10/10 would fuck the lizard
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>>i'll do yours if you'll do mine
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Cool lizard
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>>674526160
Colored hair danger sign
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>>674526793
/threaD
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Uggh what should I sat to her? She lives close to me
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>>674526949
**say (sorry I'm drunk)
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>>674526756
kek
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>>674526949
tell her you want her to sit on your face
scientifically proven 60% of the time it works EVERY TIME!
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>>674526160

email me what you've got of her and I'll help you out.

[email protected]

She gorgeous, go for it.
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She looks so sexy in leather
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>>674527470
fake ass leather
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>>674527542
How can you tell?
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>>674526160

>Posting her facebook page on 4chan

are you retarded?
summer is early this year
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>>674527661

leather isn't supposed to reflect things. Therefore as it's reflecting the light to make it look shiny, it is fake leather.
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This is her natural hair, I've had a crush on her since high school
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>>674527379

offers still on the table.

Just trying to help a /b/ro out.
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>>674526160
>summer bait
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>>674527927

Um what is she wearing?

Are they penguin feathers?

Better call PETA.
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>>674527915
Ohhh never knew that. Well I like it either way, probably better animals arent being killed
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>>674527915
aaaaand the red here is a big sign she got it at hot topic. they dont sell real leather
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>>674527927
Just tell her faggot.
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>>674528100
Haha wat, I think it's a scarf
>>674527855
It's not like it says were she lives or anything
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And she likes reptiles, that's so rare
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>>674528120

now you know. Never buy shiny leather. It's a tip for yourself and her. Use it wisely as not many know this as the shop will show you real leather that isn't shiny and upon purchase they'll swap it under the counter when taking off the store security tags with shiny leather one and hope you don't notice. Shiny leather is cheaper so essentially they are ripping you off.

>Be Careful
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>>674529023
Well ill keep that in mind, thank you
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>>674529251

You're welcome mate.

Got any of her in bra and panties, so I can tell you if she's worth it?
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>>674529632
Haha no unfortunately I'm really betta
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I'd fuck that bitch back to her natural hair color.
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>>674529787

She got instagram?

All women do, just a matter of whether it's private or not.
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>>674526160
Would fuck lizard/10
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Sucks to be OP
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>>674530071
Ummm I think so. I think it's connected to her facebook
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got any feet?
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>>674530797

Link me to it.

I'll find you what you want from it.

Which is obviously decent less clothed pics.

If you don't want to post publicly email me it.

[email protected]
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>>674530763
U da man !
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>>674530763

fuck off white night.

>Go die in a hole.
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>>674530763
Well fuck. I guess she had to find out eventually
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>>674531525
Better go after her op. Nobody likes a beta
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>>674531419

>>fucking around with some Anon faggot

>>meme

>> get called White (K)night

top kek
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>>674531525
If i were you i would lay low for a bit, you have jumped into stalker territory although seeing her eyes and hair color she probably has shit taste in dudes+daddy issues so you should be ok.
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>>674531799
this
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>>674531768
Salt. The main ingredient of 4chins
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>>674531927
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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mfw this girl turns out to be OP
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I think she deleted her facebook, or blocked me...
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>>674532319
OP?
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>>674532319
Not deleted. Anon who called you out is still talking to her.
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Maximum kek op
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>>674526160

if that are her best photos op then ive got a bad message for you...

shes 6/10 at best and youre just obsessed with her.

ask her out and when she declines... tell her youve had a crush on her like 5 years.
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>>674532573

if you're not a white night.. get her instagram and snapchat for us by asking if you can follow/add her.
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>>674532687
>>674532319
oh damn
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>>674532687
Well that will show OP
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>>674532687
>>674532573

Do this >>674532736 for 4chan.

>Or else forever be a whitenight faggot.
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>>674532687
Ayy lmao link her to the thread
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>>674532687
Get nudes you owe OP that much
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>>674532736
Nah man. She has my name now. Think I'll just stick to ruining op's life for being a creepy beta and force him to move on and not fuck up the same way again
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>>674532881
Oh wait you did.....
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>>674532736

i like where this is going.
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>>674532999
Oh my....
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>>674532993
White Knight kys
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>>674532993
Too late, I found it:
>https://www.instagram.com/colleenhumphries/
You don't have to be a fucking detective...
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Hey you didn't post what she said right after you send her the screenshot. Id like to see her initial reaction
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>>674533122

thanks, lets docks the whiteknight fag?
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Poor op... poor poor op
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>>674533122
Pretty shit tier pics. Oh well. Have a nice life OP!
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>>674533253
Op lost his chances long ago.

Either way this would have turned out, I would have been entertained.
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Tip for OP:
If you want to post FB pics, at least fucking crop the name out, you retard.
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>>674533195
Nothing too thrilling outside the blocked thing
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>>674533195
This
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>>674526441
She looks like Liz mreow, a chaturbater
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Congrats op, you just fucked yourself.
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>>674533469

here is her soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/colleen-ren-vanroe-humphries
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>>674533469
Well that's not exactly what I was hoping for but it works haha. You now easily have ops name. You should mail him something nice.
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>>674533605
>blood on the dance floor
No thanks
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>>674533740
Haha the fuck
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Too funny, OP you are such a dickhead, did you expect this to go at all well? Fuckwit.
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>>674530763
what the fuck was the point in that? Lame attempt at trying to be useful
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>>674533122

Here is her real insta: https://www.instagram.com/acidconfetti/

#YouShouldn'tHaveWhiteNightedHer
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Colleen... if you're here reading this right now, please just let it be known that I would gladly perform analingus on you any time any where, you adorable thing you.
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>>674534113
Rollin' for initiative
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colleen post tits
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OP right now
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Got some more for my fellow Anons.

also OP fucked up

http://www.pikore.com/acidconfetti
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>>674534113
am grill
please ingus my anal
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>>674527927
She looks like based Boxxy, would smash.
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>>674534359

post pic and i will lick screen.
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Here's a rare one.

Her YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/animewolffreak
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>>674533740
Haha that was back in the day, I hate them now
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>>674534812
yyyoooooooo!! colleen??
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>>674534494
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>>674534812
Eyyy Colleen!
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>>674534964
>>674535104
>>674534812
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>>674534812
If this is the chick that was basically being stalk, TITS w/ timestamp.
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>>674534812
Fly you foul!!
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>>674534964
>>674535104
I'm loving this so much right now
poor OP
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>>674534812
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>>674534812

if you are colleen, prove it !
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Subbed. Post more Colleen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utaln8s4o_o
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>>674535306
if delivered this thread will go down in history
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>>674535306

This is the man I recently broke up with as shown in the screenshots of that guy telling me I was posted on 4chan.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=155749759
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>>674530763
That's not cool, man
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>>674535376
HAHA OMG this was when I was 12! That's the funniest shit!
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>>674535527
...said OP.
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>>674535213
Haha no tits. But will do time stamp
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>>674535759
K, obvious fake
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>>674535759
Pic & timestamp or GTFO.
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>>674535759
Not sure if troll....or Collen....
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Quit being a punkass and tell her how you feel. If she rejects you, then move the fuck on. Don't put chick's on a pedastal by fetishist them as "the one" or a crush, shit is just a waste of time. Tell her, get rejected and move. Don't be an awkward creep ass about it either. That's your worst case Ontario. Best outcome, she blows you in the back of a Denny's parking lot and you nut right before the cops coming creeping along. Cops are attracted to that place like shot magnets.
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>>674535875
If Colleen delivers, this will go down in history.
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>>674536236
Too late, already blocked.
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If you post tits then you could be queen of /b/
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i bet OP really wishes he had a time machine right about now
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No tits, but will post lizard. Sorry I look like shit, been up all night. Feel free to add me on fb if you'd like
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Today OP truly was fagget
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>>674536708
ALL HAIL COLLEEN
QUEEN OF /B/
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>>674536571
Queen /b/ee.
Actually so tired I tried to do the captcha without the hint. The fuck
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>>674536708
Holy shit
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>>674536708
I'm enjoying this
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>>674536708
>no tits
>gtfo
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>>674536708
Aaaaaayeeeeee!!! What is the stalkers name?
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>>674536708
well, i didn't expect this
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>>674536708
holy shit
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>>674536585

i bet he already killed himself
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>>674536708
Oh god is happening
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>>674536888
Trips demands it.
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>>674536795

No Tits, no Queen.
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>>674536708
Who's op?
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>>674536708

What a turn of events..
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>>674536708
Seems legit
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>>674536708
lizard on head
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Knocked back, blocked by your crush, and humiliated in front of people around the globe. Doing all this on 4chan of all places has to be up there with the dumbest things i ever did see, lol
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>>674536708
Post them tittays colleen
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>>674536708
OP right now
>>674536923
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>>674536708
Blocks op, invites friend requests from all of /b/. Fuck op, shit went sour quick, ahaha
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All we need now are tits and then this will be one great thread
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>>674536708
Are you really accepting friend request from us? Lol.
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>>674526160
Reaction OP?
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>>674536708
FUCKING WIN
Too bad I dont have a fb.

Oh, you fucked up bad OP.
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She was OP the whole time
Nice try attention whore
Now post tits
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>>674537165
>not realizing attention whore was op all along

Come on, /b/
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Matt, if you see this I'm really sorry if I hurt your feelings. Your a super nice guy and maybe down the road I'll be more ready, and reactivate your fb so I can talk to you
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>>674526160
Is this eric humphries cousine?
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>>674527927
>Brown eyes
coal burner
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>>674536708
If no tits, feet or gtfo
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>>674529112

your crush is a fucking amateur OP. her reptile room looks like shit. Look at all that fucking garbage all over the place. what a pig. Get on my level.
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>>674526756
My sides m8
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>>674537395
Yeah matt jesus
In the mean time tits
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>>674537395
OP has the noose around his neck already it's too late
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Haha sorry guys, no tits I'm a classy lady
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>>674537395
MATT GET IN THERE WTF MAN
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>>674529112
daaaaaaaaaaayyyyymmmmmmmmmnnn
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>>674526763
Duckface is so unatractive
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Hi Coleen it's Matt. I'll accept your apology if you post tits
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MATT YOU FUCKED UP
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>>674537395

You weren't sorry when you fucked that other guy.
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>>674537582
Roll
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overall im glad i read through the thread. hahah fucking golden, was about to comment OP being creepy af too then it all hit the fan haha.
such win
such life
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>>674536708
OHHHH SHIIITTT HAHAHAHA
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>>674530763
Here we go
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How about you stop asking yourself for an apology and just post your fucking tits now that you got our attention?
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fucking destroyed op
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>>674537582
rollan
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>>674537582

Must be legit.

>>674537541

Dont act like that. We want to see your Tits and you want to show.
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>>674537469
I make do with the space I have, and I admit, I'm really bad at keeping my room clean
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>>674537395
Handbra or gtfo. Its a good compromise
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>>674537767
fuck this gay earth
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T I T S
I
T
S
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I am the Walrus
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>>674536708
This has made my fucking night! THE NEW QUEEN IS HERE!!!!!
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fake and gay
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>>674537612
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>>674537837
I am the eggman
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>>674537395
Post more lizards
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Yeah meet us half way with a handbra?
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Post pics of ur dildos
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>>674526949
Start with "hello" mo fucka.
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>>674536708

lizard in pooper.
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