>>674524667
any

>>674524667
Not a whore

>>674524667
the vagoo one

>>674524667
one with a penis

The kind that loves me

>>674524667
Hopefully someone who's not batshit insane and not dumb as shit

A hot tall slim redhead who will lick my ass and fuck dogs.
Basically my ex.

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>>674524667
one in her 60s+ with lots of money and a loose asshole for cumming into

>>674524667

>What kind of girlfriend do you want

What kind are you selling?

>>674525257
I lol'd

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>>674525690
the good kind

Gamer. Viking.

>>674524667

One that is breathing...or not breathing.

>>674524667

ooo this sounds fun

>hot
>rich family
>lake house
>abs
>tanned skin
>blonde/brunette
>very "girly"
>lots of friends who are female
>likes traditional/anal sex
>smells like roses all the time
>good conversationalist, able to talk about stupid shit to just get my mind off of everything
>likes to compliment me

Compared to my feminist no friend current gf who is an 8/10 this girl would be my soulmate.

>>674526243
forgot to mention that I made the mistake of dating a girl who was "sassy" and "different" when I should've just picked the hottest girl at the time that wanted me (basically fits what I said) I wanted to be different and edgy but now I'm stuck with someone who doesn't match my interests and holds me back. She also thinks she's hilarious but can just be mean sometimes.

a drug addicted one

>>674526243
>>674526447

For instance, I'm an engineer. I don't need a gf who's going to be ultra quiet and rude until I bring up let's say something to do with the social sciences and then she's going to barely be able to hold a conversation and get mad at something I say.

I want a girl who just talks about random shit that's happening.

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any
I have literally no standards

>>674526243
>>674526447

you don't need to pretend that people like you here

>>674526790

haha explain?

I'm unliked. I have no friends. Probably why I'm with someone similar. Most of my days are spent working or at home with my girlfriend. There's no pretending, I've always been like this. Since highschool.

>>674524667
she should come along well with my wife

>>674526642
>>/adv/
Get off this board

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>>674526965
she's waiting for you on the other side

>>674526965
>haha explain?
he doesn't like you

loyal
funny
smart
philosophical kind
beautiful eyes
exceptional hair color
fit

>>674524667
A real one

>>674527102
Not looking for advice. I've been on /b/ since you were in diapers you fucking junior high wannabe. I fucked your mom in highschool.

>>674527177
Thanks bro, makes me feel good.

>freckles
>perfectly sized breasts
>blue eyes
>brown/blonde hair
>nice ass
>genuine smile
>good laugh
>sucks my cock once a day.

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Just a qt who like staying in, listening to music and watching cartoons.

>>674524667
I have no idea I have like 4 young pretty girls I constantly write with but I send one message per day and maybe anotherone saying that I'm busy....because the bore the fuck our of me... I can only fall in love with a 10/10.. if a 8/10 comes by no matter how cool she is I see her as asexual being

>>674527630
you say that now, but then you realize you want more.

>feminine
>not a whore
>white or Asian.
>not fat
>cooks
>into nerdy shit
>pleasant and kind hearted

>>674527651

Man you might be gay.

>>674524667
Alive. For once...

>>674527798
fatties suck!

>>674527812
nah I really liked one girl a few months ago she was literary 10/10 but crazy af and it didn't worked out
so I am comparing the new ones with her

The one that will b your wife otherwise just fuck everything in site till u know

>>674527760
>674527760
Plse explain

Conservative white catholic who is saving herself for marriage. Until I meet that, I'm gonna stay on Tinder.

>>674524667
Now that I have one? A faithful one...

i want a crazy bitch that wants to fight me so after i throw her down i can legally rape her cause she wont want sex while shes all mad but afterwards it would be alright

>>674524667
>What kind of girlfriend do you want
I sincerely do not want a girlfriend.

One thats a good cook.

Annons everyone gets old and wrinkly. Find a girl that can cook and put a ring on that shit.

Chill girl, a lil dramatic but still strong, one that I can talk about pretty much anything with, yup that's it :)

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>>674525533
>no TD

>>674527651
You're definitely gay dog

>>674527858

fatties are the best lay.

every skinny chick i have been with is like fucking a mattress.

fat bitches will do damn near anything.

>>674525533

All this is lacking for marriage material is a "make american great again!" hat.

12 years old with a mind of a 30 year old woman and a big brown cock.

>>674524667
just fuck my shit up fam

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>>674524667
a little bit hotter one than i have right now, but this one is really nice, kind, loving, caring etc. so i ain't gonna go wishing her away for some chick who can make me nut a little bit harder

>>674528079

Okay, it's like when you're broke as fuck and you're working at some shitty gas station and you see that you could become a mechanic in a couple years and you'd be making 50k.

Okay 50k compared to 15k holy fuck, that's awesome.

You could get a better car, you'd probably be able to drink more, get a nicer appartment, go out more.

But then you get 50k and you see people who are making 100k

100k holy fuck that'd be awesome

It's a ladder bro, no matter what you want more.

If you settle for the 50k you're going to see an ad for a 100k job and dump that bitch. But always make sure you have the second job lined up before you put in your resignation.

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A girl aged about 8-11, with a healthy sex drive, who looks up to me like an older brother, doesn't mind being in bondage, tied up, blindfolded and gagged and whatever else might take my fancy. (this is purely a fantasy though, I would never do that irl).

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>>674529139
i had a friend like you once, could never be satisfied by anything, including the good times we shared during our friendship

now we're not friends anymore, because that attitude is for ungrateful stupid faggots

>>674529366
hottt, good taste

>>674528760
fatties have low self-esteem and are will settle for a "nice guy". that's the main reason why a guy would prefer a fat ass.

>>674524667
Real

>>674525833
I'll take two

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>>674527355
I may have the option to date someone like this but there is a 4 year age difference and I'm also just not to sure.. any advice /b/? Should I wait till I'm sure and risk losing the connection?

>>674529440
Haha, people like me become millionaires. People like you become complacent when they become the manager at Arby's. I open my own business and you don't retire until you're 70.

I fuck hot girls and get married in my 30's

You knock a chick up and are fucked in your mid 20's.

Don't ever fucking respond to my posts again.

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I just want a girlfriend that isn't a slut and won't compare me to other guys like in the past. I get it, every other guy is better than me. I just want someone that I can truly share a mutual love with and that's kind and warm hearted. Somone that won't cheat on me or is always dissatisfied with me..you know, like those girls that people daydream of and never come true. Yeah, those kind of girls. I'm a shitty 4/10 that's 5'5. Who the fuck would date me, you know?

Ask a guy who has a cool girlfriend anything

>>674530229

Do you put your hand on ice or just stick it out the window of a moving car to achieve the "cool" effect?

>>674530084
>implying your bot a humongous faggots?
who are you really fooling here?

>>674530084
> don't message me or my sons ever again

>>674530450

You're right, having no ambition and going for the lowest common denominator is the best way to do anything in this life.

That's how people get good marks in highschool,

Go to a good college/university,

Find a good job,

And then hire you.

>>674530113
Get /fit/ and hope for the best bud, it can be hard

>>674524667
one that doesn't trust me either. Not even in a "sleeping around" way I mean in a " you cooked me dinner so I know it's poison" way.
Also goth.

None.

>>674530683
I've gained 30 pounds in the last 4 months. Things aren't looking too good.

>>674530646
Lol no, obviously not idiot. and I'm not the guy you originally responded to, but I'm pretty sure being a gigantic faggot on 4chan doesn't make you any more likely to bang hot chicks or retire at 30

>TL:DR: kill yourself

>>674531011
Find a buddy to go to the gym with, even family is good. It's a social activity and you can have fun while getting attractiveness points, u got this

>>674525533
>>674528889
Shit trigger discipline would not MAGA with

>>674531199

Ambition does. Not settling for a 50k a year paycheck.

TLDR: I didn't read anything you wrote.

>>674524667


The kind that has a boy pussy.

>>674531395
I don't have anybody to go with

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A real one.

>>674531522
Your comparing paychecks to women, on 4chan, to make a point.... Pls

Besides, who says your attractive enough to get anything more than 50K? You can say whatever you want, but basically your a faglord no matter what

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>>674530084
>>674530489

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A boyfriend free virgin.

>>674531872
Hardy kek

>>674524667
I already have the best

>>674524667
One that never had any intrest in nig nogs.

>>674531954
If I buy you a one way plane ticket you down?

>>674530084
I've got a spoiler for you: It's the other way around.
you need some people you can trust when you plan to get rich. and first of them should be your wife/gf. she will have to go lengths to support you. and you don't want to stay single or be on the hunt all day long.

>>674531522
comparing paychecks to women is just nuts. not everyone has the same mentality like you, nor does anyone have the same mentality as anyone, really.

for example, I'm not a guy who would like to fuck 50 girls before settling for a wife. I'm a guy that can chill with a girl without cheating on her, and if everything is well, I can marry her and share a life with her, like I'm doing with my current SO

while, true, I do want to get paid more.

the guy said he wants a girlfriend to stay in, watch cartoons and play vidya, if he finds a girl like that, awesome, but she sure as hell isnt some kind of a robot programmed to do those things only, he can explore new stuff with her when they get bored of watching cartoons.

I don't want a girlfriend, I'm sexually attracted to girls but life without dick sucks, and they're emotional the way I'm emotional, we have the same crazy so we'd end up killing each other

>>674524667
I'm not picky, but I guess it would have to be a girl who likes me back.

I'm getting off to go to bed already. The perfect made up girlfriend will still be in my mind to at least keep me comfort since I know no woman would want this piece of shit. At least we have dreams to make us happy here and there.

over-attached one

vanilla and so annoying that no one cares when she gets merked

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>>674529139
Thing is it's dumb to assume people don't grow. Me and my boyfriend started talking back when I was a good for nothing high school student with no life experience. 4 years later I've traveled places, had 2 different jobs, have some savings, developed at least 3 different interests, gotten a bunch healthier and hotter. Love's about finding someone who helps you grow. They're not a car.

Suck it, nerds!

>>674532459
This
I always wanted be with a over attached or crazy girl

>>674532436
dafuq you talking about anon. how did life fuck you up so bad?

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One that has similar interests to me and isn't too clingy. We get along. What.

>>674531689
You don't need anyone, you can start from home and work up the courage to go alone. Just load up audio books on your phone and go at some point.

>>674532734
Over attached crazy girls are the best. I would know

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>>674532335
This guy gets it
>>674531689
Find someone or go along and talk to people there, just don't be the butch who just talks and doesn't work out. You can also go there and just listen to music or something and eventually if you go enough you'll make friends with the other people who go there all the time. There's also bars and such, just don't be creepy

>TL:DR the gym is hard but one of the best places to make friends

>>674524667
the real kind
doesn't even need to be human just alive

>>674532734
I wouldn't recommend you getting one, it's a living hell. I didn't find an overly attached or crazy girl, I've just found a girl who had that phase (keep in mind it's a phase, not a mentality for this one), and it was living hell. She calmed down now so it's alright

>>674524667
Preferably one with a significant smaller dick than i do

>>674532335
>>674532240

Nah, you guys don't know shit about the real world.

The comparisson is that at first it's

"Any girlfriend will do'

Then you realize you want a 10 and nothing less.

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>>674527370

One i could be my parthener. A best friend type.

>>674532928
there is a funny story behind gym and making friends

>be me
>19, skinny as fuck
>decide one day with friends i want to hit the gym
>fall in love with lifting metal
>lift for 5 months
>friend gets sick, i stop going cuz meh
>i spend a year craving for muscle and gym
>i go alone
>i stop going
>repeat like 5 times throughout a year
>say fuck it and start going myself regularly
>eventually make friends with a couple people after a couple months

Bad part about those friendships is, all the peopme whom I made friends with at the gym, are the people I have nothing else to talk about but workout.

my childhood crush

I prefer sex with no connection, girlfriends are overrated.

None, waste of time and money.

>>674533248
like i already told you, it's not what shit i know or not about the real world

i've already gone with "i want a girl" to "i want family with that same girl i wanted and gotten"

I'm currently 3 years in a happy relationship, where we grew so much compared to what we were when we met.

in reality she's a 6, but for me, she is an 8. and no, i dont want a 10 "and nothing less", you're just generalizing your mentality and make it seem like everyone is like you. no man, chill the fuck out, to each their own. I'll never think like you, and you'll never think like me.

>>674524667
A pretty and hot girl who is often turned down by guys.

>>674530084
Have fub becoming a millionaire, then keep feeling sad and unfulfilled when you realize there are billionaires out there.

>>674533658
So you married your first girlfriend?

>>674534515
Have fun making my sandwhich on my lunch break.

>>674534543
not yet, working on my education first.

>>674527858
This is exactly my girl. Every characteristic listed by anon is her's. She's not fat

>>674524667
Please not another crazy one...anything else

>we have broken up and gotten back together multiple times
>she goes through three pairs of roomates freshman year
>claims last ones tried to kill her by tampering with her meds
>has meds and literally doesn't shower for a week since so depressed
>claims other women can't orgasm so she's special
>forgets she was seeing another guy who turns out to be a brony
>he thinks they're dating
>says she's bi and the only girl she ever said she was into is my other best female friend
>says I shouldn't drink or do drugs, including coffee...
>takes plan b after no penetration
>talks about all the cats we're going to have in our house
>she mad me have sex with her when she was mad at me, I didn't exactly consent, I don't want to call it rape but...
>I didn't believe in triggers until I couldn't watch porn or go on /b/ for a month after that...

While we we're together I literally thought all of this was completely normal and not her fault. She actually broke up with me and then I begged for her to come back like a beta faggot. I finally blocked her and deleted her number, which is weird because apparently I was harassing her... I'm starting to realize that my friends were right all along and I was the one being manipulative, and she trapped me by making me think I was a terrible person.

but yea anything but that

>>674533658
3 years and thinks he knows shit when guy saying this has been in a relationship for 4 with a 10/10.

Stop trying to be edgy. You know you shouldn't settle for less.

You need to take into account everything not just looks. If you got a 10/10 on the first try good for you.

10/10 would mean, shares your ideologies, is attractive, smart, funny, etc.

That's all I'm saying.

>>674534593
I don't need to, I'll get a decent job. Thanks for the offer though

>>674528511
Why dont you want a girl friend

>>674534814
What I'm talking about is I wanted a girlfriend really bad. My first girlfriend and me lasted a month. She was nothing like me. She was racist and ended up cheating on me.

I had to upgrade that shit.

My idea of a perfect gf before her might have been "listens to music with me, has sex with me"

>>674534967

Nah, you won't. You're a fucking loser.

>>674524667
One that lets me suck her toes after she's been wearing flats all day hnnnnnngggg

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>>674524667
2D

>>674535111
nice trips.

>>674535084
So what're you doing for a living? I'm curious

>>674534814
I was giving out numbers for looks, if I don't base the numbers on her looks, she's my 10/10.

I'm not trying to be edgy, I'm trying to explain to you that this girl was my gold mine, she's everything I've ever wanted. and up on all that, she is smart, witty, respects me and supports me.

one that wont cheat on me..

>>674524667

A rich one

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>>674524667
this kind of woman

>>674535315

That's good, but it just means that you knew what you wanted and got what you wanted. That's good. Good for you.

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basically a whitney

A sweet girl who wants to start a family.

>inb4 doomed to be alone forever

>>674535251
I am a lawyer on Bay Street in Toronto Ontario.

>>674524667
the one that i used to have

One that isn't fucking annoying

>>674535662
more like bae street ayyyy

>>674535662
Good on ya! I'm currently working on my engineering master's thesis

Ayye bruh just kissed the girl of my dreams, so I mean step one

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>>674524667
a little sister to cuddle and kiss before sleep.

>>674535850
lol please tell me its being paid for by some corporation. Everyone I know doing that who isn't on paid leave didn't get a job out of undergrad and is basically an overqualified NEET

A liberal one, I live in a ex communist state, so that will be something exciting.

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I had the chance to be with her.

I was so obsessed with my inferiority complex that when she voiced her feelings for me in class I assumed she was joking or being sarcastic. And she keept on giving me signs and I kept on evading from it without acting, without being aware of what was happening.

Now, much years later, I regret it a lot. Now, I wouldn't be good enough for her. There went my chance for a teenage love... :(

>>674535850
>>674535817

I took engineering as my undergraduate.

Honestly there is nothing "sexy" about this profession. I work crazy long hours right now because I am a recent graduate. I'm making around 90k a year but basically unable to spend it. I'm looking forward to when I can take a bit of a break.

I really considered just going with engineering. I loved my co-op, had a ton of fun. I could always go back to it if I wanted.

>>674536169
A masters in engineering is to go into academia. Anybody who takes a masters or phd in engineering without knowing that isn't qualified for the jobs.

>>674525533
u people know she got caught cheating on her husband with a spic while he was serving in Iraq? She is a whore like every other bitch. Everyone on /b acts as if she is some wholesome wifey that every girl should aspire to be

One that I love. :/

>>674536401
same here, I was like that tho.

>>674536587
says the racist fucking prick.

>>674534079
What the fuck, do such even exist?

>>674536723
look it up, her husband was literally getting shot at by insurgents while she was at home bent over getting fucked by a journalist . Im sick of everyone acting like she is such a goddess. she is a dumb scumbag ho

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>>674536716
Sorry if it sounds really bad and selfish but knowing other people went through the same makes me feel a bit better.

Tho I don't think you threw away your life as I did (no job, no career, no money, 20% of unemployment in my nation).

Good luck anyway.

>>674536931

So what.

My father went away to the military and came back to find his appartment completely emptied. His girlfriend stole all of his shit.

Your wife got fucked, boo fucking hoo. That happens to 80% of guys on leave.

You got a girlfriend, Swafford?

Sir, yes, sir!

Guess again, dumbass, Jody's banging her right now! Get on your face and give me twenty five for all the times she's gonna get fucked this month! Down on your face!

>>674537194
no wonder USA is in such a downward spiral. not even soldiers care about whether their wifes r fucked by other men or not.

>>674531495
Her finger is not even in the trigger guard bro. It ain't traditional trigger discipline, but it works.

>>674537433

Bro, you just get a call from her saying you guys are through. Or you come home and she's gone. That's it. What can you do. I'd be more worried that I could die today.

>>674536587
>military wife
>cheating on husband

what a surpriiiise

>>674537626
kek

or should I say

kuk

>>674537626
>>674537433
>>674536931


Suggested techniques for the Marine to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness: Masturbation. Rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends. Cleaning your rifle. Further masturbation. Rewiring Walkman. Arguing about religion and meaning of life. Discussing in detail, every woman the Marine has ever fucked. Debating differences, such as Cuban vs. Mexican, Harleys vs. Hondas, left- vs. right-handed masturbation. Further cleaning of rifle. Studying of Filipino mail order bride catalog. Further masturbation. Planning of Marine's first meal on return home. Imagining what the Marine's girlfriend and her man Jody are doing in the hay, or in the alley, or in a hotel bed.

>>674537856

That actually sounds less boring than my current life.

>>674537589
i agree with ur point. regardless, /b and /pol have a weird obsession with this cunt. She is not a role model or badass.

>>674538238
yeah! would fuck and cum inside of.

my neckbeard and fedora instantly appear out of thin air. My disguise now translucent.

>>674534659

>Anything but that

Yeah, nah. Don't settle for 'anything but an abusive partner'. Vet your next relationship properly. You'll be much happier for it.

>>674524667
a real one that loves me

>>674524667
The one I don't deserve

>>674527630

Hey ;)

>>674524667
Just a girl that is calm, has her shit together, and is of course, a qt3.14

>>674524667
Sucking one

>>674540243

What would you like her to suck on anon?

One that isn't codependent and wants to immesh. One that is comfortable around my friends. One I can have around and my friends not hate and shit. One that loves me but respects my space and privacy. One that is adventurous during sex and willing to try anything once. One that can say what the fuck is on her mind without waiting. Honesty. Integrity. Loyalty. Commitment. Passion. Independence.

But who the fuck wants the girl when the chase is so much more fun for me. As soon as I get a girl I immediately become bored. I love the chase, the hunt. Fuck relationships. I am talking to a qt rn.

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>>674524667
existing one

A loyal one. One I can trust.

>>674537467
He's just regurgitating a meme he sees when someone posts a pic with someone with their finger on the trigger. Don't mind him.

>>674541312
same

I'm always surprised with looks I like, or quirks I never expected from people. It pulls me away from any 'perfect' things I can think of, because someone will always end up doing something or looking a certain way out of left field that just sets a new desire for me.

I guess I just want someone that makes me nervous and surprises me.

>>674524667
heinrich himmler

>>674525533
She wouldn't be getting anywhere near any of my guns unless she learns to keep her finger out of the fucking trigger guard

>>674537856
Filipino mail order bride? Get ready to send any would-be disposable income to her family and whatever is left goes to last years coach purse collection.

>>674524667
normal (fucking legendary to find but heard its possible)

>>674524667
Alive, yunger than 30 and without benis

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>>674524667
this

>>674524667
The one I have now is just dandy.

>>674524667
190cm height
>mfw i'm 205cm

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one with nice feet like this girl.

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>tfw that cute, shy girl nobody seemed to approach that you admired from a distance in school has since either been taken by somebody else, became a crazy cat lady or descended violently into NEEThood, more content with loneliness than they would ever be with another human being
>tfw you don't know it yet but you're also in that third category, regardless of how much you want someone to free you from this horrible endless loop

>>674527959
Did she correct your grammar? Because she would not have been incorrect to do so.

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One that's not crazy. I'm 36 and still looking.

A beautiful introvert who likes to spend most of her time at home with her bf.

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>>674536401
Same here, but in early middle school. She was just as quiet as me at the time, and I'm pretty sure she had knee problems but got in the cheerleading squad anyway because her mom was the principal. She seemed like a really sweet person otherwise.
I stalked her on Facebook the other day and she's a cheerleader for some university, but now without the leg braces. She has lots of friends and seems to be doing great.
I'm up at 5:30AM, pale, fat and bitter at the world for the stupid mistakes I made as a kid.

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>>674546901
These ones really bother me. Why would everyone give her shit for that? She clearly takes decent care of her body but nature dealt her a shitty hand. I sincerely hope she's doing well wherever she is.

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>>674524667
one that actually loves me...

>>674526243
I've been with an attractive fun loving lady and I can tell you from experience that if you don't put the caveat of at least "moderately intelligent" you will be dealing with someone whose naivety and childishness will piss you off.

Sassy postgrad with funny-colored hair.

>>674547449
You don't deserve love and you know it. Quit shit posting.

>>674546901
>>674547046
This poor fucking girl. I wish there'd just be some dude willing to drop money on cosmetic surgery to get all that fixed up. She'd be loyal and probably fucking kill someone for you after that.

>>674527540
you're describing my gf

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One that doesn't associate with any men. Antisocial as fuck. Stoner would be cool but no hardcore shit, addicts are trouble.
Someone to share my life with is almost impossible to find because I'm a wreck with trust issues but there you do.
Also I'd prefer she like anal.

>>674546104
She does have cute feet!

But I don't like the Polish color.
Should be a blue-eyed red.

>>674548555
Meant go, not do.

>>674529981
As long as you're comfortable with the age difference, give that shit a shot.
4 years really isn't that much.

>>674545287
+1 Internet to you sir

>>674525533
So you want an inbred?

I had her, but I emotionally abused her until she toughened up and left me. I'm very proud of her for becoming a stronger person and knowing to leave me, she is very much better off for it. But I fucked up, plain and simple. It was wrong, despite the fact she will likely never allow herself to be abused again due to her experience with me.

>>674549154
Inbred is not a noun, you moronic fuckstick.

>>674549493
You know you got em good when they start going after your grammer.

>>674524667
One that will fuck a dog like my last fwb

Yandere kind

>>674536401
>>674546619
There are literally millions of women in this world. Get out of here with your bullshit.

>>674549560
*You're.

God damn moron.

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>>674549835
nah mate its your (possessive). not "you are grammer".

>inb4 lol i trecked u lol xd

>>674549975
Kek. Fucking new fag. I New my bate would be enough to get you're attention. Now everyone thinks your a moron. Haha fag.

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>>674550218
Kek. Only in you're wildest dreams. Your a idiot.

>>674550218
please don't reply to him >>674550332
again, otherwise you really will be retarded.

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>>674550421
>please don't reply
>replies