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>also, my car is not an option

dont smoke weed

>>674522633
>notanoption

>>674522272
>be you
>get job at target
>find stoner friend/future roomate
>move out of your parents basement
>yolo swag 420 blaze it all day erry day

>>674522272
Learn to roll or become an adult and move the fuck out. Why would u create a stressful environment and pain to your mother WHEN they find out ...

>>674522272
dude literally everywhere. come on your a stoner you should have a natural instinct to A find a place to hide all ya shit and B to be able to find anything in the world because you should already know all of the hiding places

>>674523425

im 17 and i usually keep it in my car but sometimes my parents ask for rides and last time I hotboxed my car and it smelled like weed for at least 3 days

>>674522272
Get a couple smellyproof bags and put them in that. Then hide them in a place that nobody would want to look. Don't wrap them I bounce sheets unless you like the taste of laundry. Maybe invest in a smoke buddy or make a sploof with a toilet paper roll and said bounce sheets

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what are you smoking?

>>674523863
DONT HOTBOX.. simple as that.. Roll one when u need one and take a walk in beautiful nature and smoke that bitch and move on... Don't make this stressful.. One day you can leave your shot whenever the fuck you want but now.. U have to compromise son .. If your ultimate goal is to keep this from your parents then minimize the risk 200% and just roll

>>674524281
buying papers asap son, ill have my gf hold onto my pieces.

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>>674522272
get a vape man, basically little to no smell and it only takes a little bit to get you lifted. was $60 but you can maybe find a cheaper one if you have money situations. other than that make a sploof, which is a cardboard toilet paper roller and some fabric softner and stuff it into one end and blow into that when you hit and just cover the bowl with your finger or something. your a smart kid, think a little nigga.
>pic related

>>674522272
>where to hide
Behind outlet cover.

>hide smell
Use air tight containers.

>needing to hide weed
You could also not be fucking up your neurochemistry while your brain is still developing.
You're fucking up your mental foundation, kid.
Wait until you're 25 years old.

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>>674524580
that's my DAWG!! look bro.. I'm been smoking since I was 14 and am 28 now.. I have my own house a great job with benefits finishing up college and smoke weed everyday.. In due time.. Be patient and the do these

>>674525261
(OP here)I just graduated with my A.S. degree and my diploma before 18. im not worried. I'm a casual stoner, maybe twice a week.

>slight autism tho

>>674522272
Wrap it, bury it outdoor. The world is our bank.

Blunt spray

>>674525511
When you're about to die, and you're thinking about what you've done with your life, you could be thinking about how you could've just been a little better as a human being if you didn't waste your time with stupid shit so much.

>>674522272
>step one
save money
>step two
buy small fireproof safe
>step three
hide shit in safe, keep keys on your person
> step 4
profit

>>674525430
dude your hand is FUCKING DRY use handcream ASAP pl0x

Just get any air tight container and hide it in your air vent or closet inside something hard to find.

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Triple X og
got shatter too made from og kush

>>674526003
That's what my friend did for bongs.

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>>674526286
$15 half gram

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>>674526403
>tfw no oil rig

>>674522272
>high smell
anon are you fucking retarded? lay off the weed buddy your brain cells are foresure dead

Put in an advil bottle, put that in a sandwich baggie and bury at the bottom of half full salt and vinegar chip bag

>>674525897
Or he'll be thinking that at least he enjoyed life, took risks, and tried things other people didn't because he wanted to make the best of his life.

>tunnel-vision activate

>>674526839
Then follow the map to the x. Turn left, and walk down the road for 8.36 minutes. If you see a Wendy's you've gone too far.

>>674527126
Kek

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Just got an air tight container and spray it down once in a while.

/b/ what are you guys smoking? Just got some purple kush my buddy drove back from Vancouver with. Bout to spark the J and playing Black Ops 3.

Pic obviously related.

>>674524859
>little to no smell.
this anon is retarded weed sticks so fucking bad off vapes. you're basically burning the essence which smells even more.

>>674526329
its pretty effective, since the safe is airtight there is no smell. and it's locked up as well, only problem is that if you put important stuff in it (my social security card in my case) they will smell dank as fuck

>>674525695
I liked that one, but unfortunately it's only valid for non sociopaths.

>>674527307
Not if you get a high end vape, plus even if it does smell more, it doesnt travel around the house as burning does

>>674527307
>burning the essence
No, it's vapor. Do you burn chicken or do you cook it?
>inb4 you eat it raw

>mfw 20 going on 21
>mfw still live in basement
>mfw my mom probably knows I smoke
>need to move out
>too picky, don't want roommate etc
>fuck it, I'll continue saving and paying my fair share of rent monies until the day I leave

>>674527307
You've obvously never vaped or used a too hot one. You don't burn anything in it and it's such small amount of smell comming out that I've been able to use it in public without anyone noticing.

>>674526029
Those are called working hands... No amount of cream will ever sooth these out due to the tools I use for my job but thank you for your concern

>>674522272

hey stoners, old guy here

I was smoking pot since 1988, quit around 2004.

Decided to buy some, ended up buying Haze. When I was a kkid we didn't know about indica and sativa, it was all the same shit to us. So I've been smoking this Haze and it keeps me up all night. That never happened before. Turns out this Haze is a sativa and it supposedly does that? Weird. Pot has never done that to me before. It defeats the purpose

>>674527126
(op here) Kek

>>674522825

>hur dur you cant get addicted to pot like you can other drugs!!!

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I call my weed 'the quran' because burning that shit will get you stoned as fuck.

>>674529586
>rockstargames.jpg

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Ayyy

I hit bowls in my room downstairs ive got a good routine to keep that shit from danking. still living at home.
just hit my bowls in my room and pull hard enough that no smoke goes up, always clear my bowls and then put the bong outside in the window well, exhale out the window and shut it so no smoke gets in. also vape right after i hit it so the little bit of smoke left over gets masked and drink something right after to kill the smell i keep my kush and shit in my drawer in 2 ziplocs

>hit a B yesterday
>exhale smoke and leave bong outside window
>not a minute later my mom comes into my room and kisses my fucking cheek
>doesnt smell a thing not even suspecting shit
flawless victory every time

the sativas are strong out there broski! 70's fag here and all we ever had was indica, none of this fancy shit, no names other than grass and pot. personally i prefer indica but its getting harder and harder to find strains with little to no sativa around here because no mmj, australia sucks on that one man.

>>674528434
I vape in my room, it's basically has no smell. just plug in that febreeze shit into the wall and cash money

>>674531520
Dude they know. Trust me they KNOW!!!!!!!!! Kill them........

Op almost had quints