Maybe this one won't suck

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Had a fluffy thread before but you cocks are too retarded to find a stealth thread thats as good as an elephant playing hide and seek in an empty grassy field
>dubs names my articuno

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What would you do to this foal?

It's way too late, no one is going to post.

I will admit that while we don't hide our threads well, we shouldn't fucking need to. It's just these furfags

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Surprise! I posted!>>674522692

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Hey guys, its pretty late and i should really hit the pillows but I just had to see you.

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Jeez, every single time I just get on b there is one of these threads.

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ayy

It isn't late until the sun rises brotha

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>>674522130
Hah , nope.

>>674522130
fag

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>>674523088
you said it, bruddah!

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Did you guys miss me?

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>>674523769
Hello. Did cheesus leave?

>>674523769
kinda

>>674523769
I can jack it to that

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>>674523978
Wish I could help you out anon

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>>674523232
My articuno is named fag 3232

>>674524237
Post more furries for me to jack it to

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>>674524585
L-like this?

>Be reasonable fucking guy
>Get home, see fluffy trying to hop into kitchen window.
>"Whoah, hey get outta here. Shoo!"
>"Dummeh hooman! Smawty wan sketties from Winnow! Gif Sketties!"
>What?
>This pest is making demands.
>Kinna pisses you off.
>Fake a kick at him.
>He flinches but then comes back, cheeks puffed and stomping his useless, spongey hoofs.
>"Hoomin nu scawe Smawty! Just wike wast hooman that get hewd! Dey wun and get smashed by broom broom munsta! Not smawty! Am bestest flu-RIFUEHFRIEUHV!!"
>Creatures with speech impeniments should not give monologues.
>While he was yapping you grabbed the garden hose and put the jet nozzle on full.
>Blasted his little ass across the yard.
>"Huuu Huuuu why huwt Smawty? Am hungee. Nee sketty."
>"You're a fucking horse. Eat grass, you shit."
>"Gw-gwassies foh dummeh fwuff an babbeh. AM big fwuffy. Nee sketty fow be bestest big fwuffy."
>He doesn't seem able to move so you just grab his sopping wet neck fluff and take him out of your yard.
>You're no sadist, or "abuser" as some people like to call it.
>You just don't want Chihuahua horses shitting all over your precious bermuda grass.
>"What am I gonna do with you?"
>"Huu bad upsies. Smawty so wet. Too heawvy to moof. Put smawty down. Hu huuuhuu."
>Why did they design these things to cry like children?
>Shit.
>"Hey. If I give you something to eat will you fuck off?"
>" -sniff- Wha?"
>"If you act like a dick about this I'll blast with the hose again...but if you're a good fluffy I'll let you dry out on my porch and give you some "nummies." Sound good?"
>"Hooman...hewp smawty? Just fow be gud fwuffy?"
>"Yeah, dude. Sure."
>"Smawty be gud den! Be nice to mistah."
>Well, shit.
>You leave the dripping little horse beast on your covered porch.
>It's spring so the air isn't super cold.
>That water sure was though.
>He's shivering when you come out with the little coffee mug of alfredo you were making.
>"Wha dis? Not sketty."
>cont

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>>674522667
I'd play ball cause I am kicker

hey ey ey ey

>>674524701
More figgot

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>>674524701
Kill yourself.

>>674524681
At least post s/fur..

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>>674522667
Slow painful death

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>>674525462
Yeah sorry, larry didnt post yaoi boys when I asked. Are you somehow more privileged than me?

>>674524701

>"It's a kind of spaghetti. I just don't like marinara."
>"Sm-smawty wan sketti."
>"Well, you came to the wrong house for that."
>You drop the noodles in front of him and head inside.
>Your coffee just finished.
>Aw yisss.
>A little squeak catches your attention from the living room.
>Without even thinking you call out, "You alright?"
>"Buwnie huwties!"
>Oh shit.
>Noodles were fresh out of the pot.
>Can't really expect an animal to know how to cool food off before eating.
>"Blow on it, dude."
>"Bwow?"
>"Puff yer face up and open your mouth a little."
>You can actually hear the struggle as he fights with the rudimentary nature of his nervous system.
>Aw, jeeze.
>"Hang on."
>You pop out, snatch the cup.
>"Nuu! Nu take sketty!"
>"I'm just coolin' it. Stopping the "buwnie huwties."
>"Smawty no bewieve hooman! Wan kiww smawty but smawty nu dummeh! Gif sketty NAO!"
>You pause for a moment, alfredo in hand.
>For some reason this little asshole thinks he deserves the moon.
>"Ok, sure."
>You dump the alfredo on the porch in front of him. No dickhead horse is getting the four star treatment from you.
>"Here. Eat it and hurt yourself doing it."
>You go back inside to your precious innanets with choruses of "Owies" and chirps piping up from the porch behind you.
>cont

Tell that fuckin fluffy he better eat or you'll blast him with colder water

>>674522667
Punish bad behavior, reward good behavior.

>>674525709
Bumpin just to see where this goes

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>aquire fluffy pony
>give it lots of love
>teach it how to make good poopies
>its never bad
>after weeks of love and living the good life
>stick it in a box barely bigger than itself with no lights
>play the raptors scene from jurassic park 1 beside it on loop

>>674526046
>>674526044
>>674525709
Tie a noose , stick your head through it , and kick a chair out from under yourself. That will resolve the issue.

What is this and why do i like it?

>>674525628
>priveleged
This is not tumblr.

>>674525709

>After about ten minutes you hear a tiny set of squishy hooves pawing at your screen door.
>You hop away from your latest blog post about braising sheep breast and check out front.
>Little dude's dry enough to walk again.
>His face is a fucking mess of white sauce.
>Looks like one of your Japanese animes.
>"Hooman!"
>"What?"
>"Smawty wan...dank yu."
>"Excuse me."
>"Dank yu, huma- erm...nice mistaw. Dank yu fow sketty. Buwnie huwties stawp an it was bestest sketty."
>"..."
>"Smawty be gud fwuffy. Weab now. Bye bye."
>"Hey."
>"Wha?"
>"Stay the hell off my lawn."
>"...otay."
>So the smarty left, like he promised and life returned to normal.
>For a while that is...
>Cause where there's smoke there's fire and when there's fluffy's there's...
>Well, more fluffies.
>Usually dumber ones.

>end(?)

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>>674526251
Gay fur and because yer gay. But thats okay, just fap way

>>674526230
Kek.

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>>674526303
You seem to think it is
>get a load of this faggot
>literally

>>674526378
No i like the fluffy shit

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>>674526475
Yes furries are fluffy arent they
>imagine holding that tail
>while you fuck that ass

>>674526234
no u

>>674526468
You can't fight cancer with more cancer , faggot.
>>674526475
You sir , are a massive faggot.

>>674526681
I am but i could be worse

>>674526858
No , you could not be worse.

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>>674526681

>>674526956
There's a lot worse out there trust me

>>674522130
Why are these so popular again? I could understand when MLP was still a major thing on /b/, but now it's just pathetic. Torture porn is a sign of an infantile personality. Getting off to this just shows how incapable you are at dealing with real life, same as those faggot bronies.

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>find fluffy faol
>hugbox the shit out of it
>it grows up thinking the world is the bestest place ever
>buy an octopus
>use animal friendly unwasable paint to make octopus look angry.
>make saferoom smaller by placing a large [_ shaped aquarium tank in it
>introduce fluffy to new spaghetti
>spaghetti the octopus is overjoyed, its all in his expression

>>674526373
I'm kinda enjoying this, I just want the guy to either snap or end up adopting these little shit fucker lol

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>>674527252
Im amused by them
Wont stop

Deal with it

>>674527252
0/10

>>674527352
disgusting pointless use of greentext.

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>>674527252

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>>674527688
>post in thread
>furries
>anon gets mad
>jerk off
>pic relatable

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You faggots dont even know what abuse is. Are you feminists or something?

>Several days later.
>Still a reasonable motherfucker.
>Getting home from your moderately satisfying job.
>Pissed as shit.
>Boss was a dilhole today.
>Bus was late.
>Fuck.
>You just want a drink and a blowjob.
>Tfw no gf.
>Two drinks it is.
>You have to take pause before hopping into your home, however.
>Because your yard looks like ground zero for a shit-nuke.
>The flowers have all been beheaded.
>The grass is in patches.
>Your gnome.
>Your fucking stoner-gnome has been pushed off the porch and shattered.
>"What the fuck!?"
>"Hooman!"
>You turn, expecting to see that goddamn smarty you had the idiocy to help before.
>You do, but...he's trapped?
>You think.
>Two big earth fluffies are smushing him between their bodies. Their cheeks are at full puff.
>A neon yellow unicorn marches out from behind your tiny shed with this weird sense of victory.
>"Hooman Munstuh! Best Smawty Spwinkles haf weawned of da 'bestest sketty' you gif to dummeh Smawty."
>You've already gotten the hose.
>"Spwinkwes bwing hewd and way fow yew. We wan sit on powch and eat bestest 'awfwedo' sketty!"
>Hose is armed. As is your hate.
>"Spwinkwes wiww gif bigges owies to yu an dummeh smawty if you no gif sketty."
>These little shits.
>"So."
>Ate.
>"Gif sketties!"
>Your fucking.
>"NAO!"
>AZELEAS!
>PSSSSSSSSSHHHHH
>"AHH!! STINGY WAWA!"
>This little fuck-stain is rocketing across the yard. He get smashed into your privacy fence, pinned by the water stream.
>"Blarrgew! Hewp! Hewp smawty, tuffy fwens!"
>You're not sure what 'hewp' they intended to bring.
>You're like, twenty times their size.
>"Eh! Eh! Die dummeh hooman! Toughy stwonk!"
>They're headbutting your ankles.
>It's so pathetically soft it feels like someone trying to give you a massage.
>You stare, wondering if they'll realize their efforts are fruitless.
>All the while never taking the hose off full blast.
>The smarty's little barks and insults have turned to chirps and squeaks of helpless fear.
>"Nu...Ack! HAff! Nu wan die! -chirp-"

>>674526373
MOAR

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>>674527405
Eh. We'll see what happens.

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>>674528658
Why yes, goyim.

Anymore questions, goy rat? You are a cis-gendered white male fluffy pony.

Fuck those fluffies up

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>>674528899
Fwuff yu dummeh hoomin bweadwoaf am bwonie fwuffeh. chewk yu pwivewege dummeh hoomin an gif fwuffeh bestest nummies an bestest wewfawe

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>>674528767
Suck my feminine cock

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Bumpin' with late night OC.

To the furry dude. Why cant we have a nice fluffy thread? I think its better than thw constant rate my penis or fb fap threads. Just curiouswhy you dont spam those

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>>674529777
Cuz i have more furfag stuff than fluffy pony stuff?

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>>674529777
You're a fucking hero. Keep going

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>>674529997
I dont even shitpost as much as cheesus, nukes, gnome, waifu, pokemons but you still hate me :c

>>674528712
anon, holy shit, just give me more

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>>674530219

>>674529955
I dont know man. Seems like you could piss off more people on those threads seeing as like each gets way more replies than these. Waste of talent you know? Oh the cheese dude too

>>674530219
I second this

>>674530134
Because your disrupting the General theme of the thread, if you have nothing to post then just lurk dude>>674530134

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>>674530440
Some fag pretending to apologize. I gotta sleep though. Cya fags

>>674530644
This guy is my favorite. I usually don't like reading a lot of shit for fluffy abuse but this guy always me busy my sides with the dialogue.

>>674528734
>>674528712

Workin' on it.

>Eventually your fury subsides.
>These things are a blight but goddamnit they aren't worth the heart disease of all this rage.
>You stop the hose, leaving the now drenched smarty-corn to shiver and peep through his smothering fluff.
>The tuffy's still haven't given up.
>So you gently lift your foot on each side, bowling them onto their backs.
>"Waa! Bad upsies!"
>"Nu wike!"
>Wow. You never knew fluffies had such grotesquely huge balls for their size.
>Gross.
>Guess that means "Sprinkles" and the smarty you helped before must be females.
>Speaking of.
>"Hey. Little Alfredo."
>"S-ss-smawty nu mean to teww meanie fwuffy about human. Dey see sketty and gif big owies to-"
>"You alright?"
>"Wha?"
>"You ok? Those fluffies seemed like dicks."
>It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to tell somebody's been kidnapped.
>Little bitch played by the rules.
>So the ref is on her side.
>"S-...smawty haf booboos on nonos an' hoofies."
>"Nonos?"
>What?

>>674529646
Bretty gud, Anon. You make this? Decent art and feels.

>>674530892
>"Babee pwace."
>"Oh."
>OhhhHHhhh
>"Well...well, shit if I leave you out here they'll just hurt you some more won't they?"
>"Ack! Spwinkwes...get dummeh smawty fow dis!"
>Fucking confirmed.
>Spritz her ass again.
>"CHIRP! NUUUUU!!"
>"So you uh...wanna come inside?"
>"In hooman housie? Buh...am smawty."
>"So?"
>"Hooman hate smawty. Aww smawty mean tu dummeh hu- eh...Smawty nu nice."
>"You've been pretty cool. Plus you warned me about these dickwads when I got home. Shit, if you'd saved my gnome I would have given you more spaghetti."
>"CAN SMAWTY GET MOWE AWFWEDO!?"
>"Uh..."
>Dem eyes.
>Dem fucking eyes full of hope and wonder.
>"We'll see."
>"Yay! Bestest mistuh! Bestest housie and sketti!"
>"Nuuu! Gif sketti tu spwinkewes an' tuffy frens! Betta dan dummeh smar-ehh!!"
>You've had enough out of this particular shit converter.
>Put the hose on super soak.
>Thank god you have cheap water where you live.
>Spray the 'tuffies' too.
>Just not enough to immobilize them.

>>674522667
Wonder why these things like spaghetti so damn much, while I'm whooping its ass.

>>674531633
why wouldn't they?
spaghetti is fucking great, dude

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>>674531633

>>674524701
>>"You're a fucking horse. Eat grass, you shit."
YES!! somebody said it!

>>674531367
Now ceremoniously execute those toughie sum' bitches

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>>674531633
in-canon reason is it's easy on their delicate teeth

Reason IRL as to why it developed that way I'm like 90% sure is the meme-affiliation between spaghetti and retardation, pic related

>>674531367
>"Get your smarty and get the fuck out of here. I see you back in my yard or if I find you you've hurt other fluffies I'm coming for your asses."
>"T-tuffy nu scawe! Dummeh hooman jus faggit wif wawa hose."
>"..."
>If fluffy's knew what airhorns were you're pretty sure this one would be playing them in his head.
>He's giving you this smirk through his heavy wet fur like he just fucked your mum and told you over xbox live.
>"Huh. Ok, little dude."
>That's what you say.
>What you're 'thinking' is about how hard it would be to fit this fat little darwinian short-bus rider into your food processor.
>Wondering how good a fluffy-kale smoothie would taste.
>Probably like shit.
>Cause both of things are literal shit.
>"Hooman?"
>You look down.
>The smarty you helped before is pawing at your shoe, looking worried.
>"Tuffy just dummeh. Nu wike anywon. Nu huwt tuffy. Pwease?"
>Whoah.
>Dis nigga.
>"You want to protect the assholes that hurt you?"
>"Dey jus hungwy. Hungwy an angwy. Smawty was too untiw hooman hewp smawty."
>"Hm..."
>"Pwease?"
>Who taught this cute little fucker that word?
>Damnit, manners are your one weakness.
>Next to alchohol, ganj, Gordon Ramsey and your precious cartoon wife of course.
>"Fine. Let's go."
>You drop the hose, scoop up your smarty friend and head inside.
>Get fucked, other fluffies.
>Once your smarty is done marveling at how clean your house is you get it some water and lemon in a bowl.
>You also go outside and give that little smart-mouth just one kick.
>Just a little one in his GIANT BALLS.
>Fucker.
>You enjoy dinner and awkward half-conversation with the Smarty you name "Alfredo."
>6/10 overall a good day.
>end(?)

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>>674526681


Please leave.

>>674532611
Your call where you need it to end, but this was a pleasure to read and thank you for sharing either way

>>674532368
I kno rite?

>>674532386
They'll get theirs.

>>674532841
I'm just cooling while I wait for sleeping meds to kick in. Might keep going might coast while you guys post the dank fluff.

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>>674530871

This is my favorite science bit. It explains the fluffy abuse perfectly!

>>674532611
Fine mercy then

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>>674532909
Hope you don't mind, I've been screen caping this shit all the way through

>>674522893
kek

>>674533185
For now.

>>674533205
Not at all. I'm fucking flattered, dud.

>>674532502
You anon are a gentleman- woman? and a scholar.

>>674532611

>Life has been a little weird the last couple.
>You've snatched a fluffy off the streets.
>Something you NEVER thought you would do.
>After all, you hate kids.
>They shit everywhere.
>You hate cats.
>They're assholes.
>So you especially hate fluffies.
>They do both.
>Plus talk.
>That's Alfredo's biggest problem.
>She talks.
>Oh, sweet Gaben she talks.
>She talks about losing her herd.
>Talks about other smarties.
>This is the kinna bitch who puts her OC on every forum she can to get opinions in it's backstory.
>Still...
>She's polite.
>"Mistah?"
>Whoah, a word in edgewise.
>"Huh?"
>"Smawty nee make poopies but...nu wan make bad poopies in pwetty kichen."
>Fucking hell.
>"Oh. Well, here."
>You hop up, placing your fork down and wiping leftover brisket from your chin.
>Landlady used to have a cat here or something but you nailed the pet-door closed years ago.
>A little unf and C-R-RACK! One pooper-chute for a poopin doot.
>"Just hop out in the yard and do your biz in the corner."
>"Um..."
>"What?"
>"Smawty nu...wike dawk."
>"..."
>Hmm
>Kinna makes sense.
>These things are herbivores.
>Prey animals.
>Their night vision is probably almost as bad their ability to pronounce the word "Lollipop."
>"Aight. I'll come with."
>"Hooman...pwotect smawty?"
>"Sure, fukkit. I could use a smoke anyways."

>>674534574
I am 100 percent emotionally invested in this

>>674534237
I'm a fatass going to college but I like your spin on it more, honestly

>>674534574
1. Hate cats 1. Hate children 3. "lord gaben". This is such a good story so far

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>>674522913
fucking end your life

Storybros doing a good job. Keep going bro, we are all ears.. or word.. eyes..

>>674534806

>It's crisp spring night.
>There's been light rains on and off all day.
>Might smell like fresh wet grass if it wasn't for the pervasive stench of fluffy shit.
>That damn Sprinkles and her tuffies from earlier.
>They'd cleared out to the best of your knowledge.
>Still, you weren't keen to go scooping up their shit without gloves.
>"Ehh nu wike dawk."
>It's funny how Alfredo bitches about darkness while waddling out into it.
>"Wah!"
>Oh god.
>You almost sucked your spliff into your throat.
>Alfredo just tripped over a Fluffy-bomb and landed in her rival smarty's shit.
>"Wahh!! No smeww pwetty!"
>Ah, geeze. Aw, aw geeze anon.
>"Hang on. I'm comin."
>A little careful footwork takes you to the shed. Inside you find something that sours your jovial mood.
>"What the!? Aw, fuck. My birdseed."
>Those shitrats got to your seeds and spread the bag everywhere.
>Some of em have definitely fallen between the floorboards.
>Them shits are gonna bloom.
>Damnit.
>"AHH! MUNSTUH!"
>"rrrrREEOW!"
>"EE! -CHIRP- HEWP! HEWP, HOOMAN!"
>"Alfy!?"
>You jump out of the shed, finding your new smarty bud being assaulted by a stray cat.
>Oh shit, there's blood.
>Oh shit, your blood.
>It's boiling.
>You march over to the blur of fur and hooves and claws.
>Right through the shit piles. Your J's be damned.
>"Hey, asshole!"
>Mrow?
>CLANG!
>Just call you Mr. Sandman.
>Cause we out here puttin' niggas to sleep.

>>674536413
lurkin.

Bump for green text, 10/10

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>>674530892

I think the way fluffies say "upsies" is cute

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Bump for story bro

>>674536413
This is truly amazing, somebody give you an award

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>>674529473
>feminine
>cock
choose one fagg

>>674536873
The horror, the abuse, how could you post such a thing, too far man

>>674536413
Bump

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I want to clobbah a fluffy!

>>674536873
kek. reminds me of /ic/.
needs more loomis.

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>>674536243

You guys are the wind beneath my wings never change bb.

>Ok, so now you've smacked this cat up.
>It's laid the fuck out.
>Hope your shovel's ok.
>"-sniff- Owwies..."
>Oh shit, hope Alfredo's ok.
>You pick the cat up by it's scruff, it's low growl speaks to it's resilience.
>"You alright, bud?"
>"Meanie munstuw...huwt smawty. Huu...buwnie swatchies and nu smeww pwetty."
>"You get to shit?"
>There's a very pregnant pause between you two.
>Sarah Palin's incest grand-baby kind of pregnant.
>"Smawty...make scawdey poopies."
>"Aw, fuck."
>"Smawty sowwy!"
>"No. No no, I'm not mad."
>Man, these things are way more polite than you ever heard.
>Must just be those psycho dudes from 'The chanz' that paint them as pathological shit-cannons.
>"It's just...man, we gotta wash you before we can go back inside."
>"Mrrrrowwwww...."
>"Oh, hang up a sec."
>This cat's probably been eating fluffies for a while to keep kickin.
>Ever since the containment breach that introduced fluffs to the wild without being neutered all sorts of urban animals have had to adapt.

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I don't see this one get posted often enough

>>674536761
preshiatin'

>>674536873
It is. Lots of things about a tiny furry horse that talks is cute.

>>674536784
You're 10/10 best audience.

>>674536974
*finger guns*

>>674536982
I'll take my compensation in dank memes. The dankest you have, good sir.

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>>674538094
keep that shit up btw storybro, you're killin it

>>674538094

I kinda wish this were serialized, it's kind of a great idea imo.

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>>674538268
I feel your suffering my man, these two made the greatest team

>>674537528

This story is great. Surprisingly so!

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>>674538342
fuck me this is gonna bring us perilously close to the image limit
anyone brewing a fresh pot in case this one dies?

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>>674537528

>Nature takes no prisoners and pulls no punches.
>Just like you.
>Mama said knock you out.
>Get rekt, Garfield.
>"What am I gonna do with this thing?"
>You don't wanna just lay it on the ground. It would be too exposed.
>Might get eaten by rats, and that much irony would ruin your soil.
>Better leave it somewhere safe.
>Damnit, the old gang was right.
>You are soft.
>Hm...fukkit.
>Toss the king of the urban jungle in your garbage can with the lid open.
>He'll wake up and hop out later.
>Problem sol-REEERR!
>"AH! MUNSTUH! NUU! WAH!"
>No fucking way something else just attacked your fluffy.
>"Hooman?"
>Wait. There's your fluffy. Waiting by the back door.
>That voice just came from the-
>"Nu! Nu huwt smarty, kitteh munstuh!"
>Ho-lee sheeee.
>You check inside the can.
>That cat's awake alright.
>Awake and fucking pissed.
>It's ripping into Sprinkles, who by 'some' miracle managed to infiltrate your garbage.
>Fitting.
>"Owwies! Nu! Nu huwt smawty! AHH!"
>Revengance comes in mysterious ways.
>RulesOfnature.webm
>You slap the can shut, marveling at it's sound dampening qualities.
>You can let that cat out tomorrow.
>He'll be fine.
>Fed, at least.
>Time to focus on your bloody, shit covered friend.

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>>674538596
>"Hooman, how smawty gon get cwean? Hosey wawa?"
>This little dude has been a trooper.
>Lookit those cool scratch marks on her chin and side. She's not even crying anymore.
>"No. No you've been super brave, Alfy."
>"Bwuh...Bwave fwuffy?"
>"Yeah. You went out in the dark, fought a monster. Shit you ought to get some xp and a new sword for that kind of shit."
>"X...pee?"
>Aw fuck, your fluff is a normie.
>Or a casul.
>Oh well. Can't be perfect.
>"Either way just...wait here a sec. I'll get some warm water and a bucket. We'll have some linguini for dinner when we're done ok?"
>"Wingweni?"
>Oh holy night and you thought lolipop would be bad.
>"-Srnk- yeah. It's another kind of special spaghetti."
>"Speshal sketti!? Dewes MOWE DAN JUS ALFWEDO!?"
>Get your mental dick out, fam.
>Cause Anon's gonna blow your mind.
>end

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>>674538602
>I was looking at the reply limit

>>674538659
Alright. Finally done for the night. You've been a great crowd, guys. Thanks for all the cray art you post and for being my favorite kind of fucked up.

Sleep well, you princes of poopee baby abuse. You kings of no weggie time.

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>>674538809
aaand that's all I have...which might not be the whole thing actually

>>674538862
Night bro! Ya dun good tonight.

>>674538862

You were great man. Thanks for the story!

>>674538659
A man goes against the flow of abuse pictures to make a happy story, and he succeeds. Well done good sir, well done indeed

Bye story bro. You were neat

>>674538952
Was it going to eye fuck him?

>>674538862
I shall repost your tale, many shall hear...err read its greatness, you sir have made a night for this neck beard, good night comrade, shall rest fuel your soul.

>>674538659
OH! I forgot to mention. If there's any drawfriends interested in this story...
Alfredo is a white Unicorn Mare.
Sprinkles is a neon yellow Unicorn Mare.
Those tuffies were Red and Puke Green.
The Anon's house doesn't have a backyard. This is all front yard with privacy fence and bushes.

>>674538952
Lol, this is great

>>674539055
>>674539419
someone screencap this please?

>>674539560
I shall include this request in the tale to see if anyone will accept this task

>>674538659

>Aw fuck, your fluff is a normie.

kek

>>674539981
I've screen cap it all I'll work on putting it together after I rest

>>674539981
I'll probably make a youtube video about this. I'll post it on 4chan when I'm done

>>674523769
got anything with a gape and lots of cum?

>>674540175
Wait wut? A vid about greentext?

>>674540158
Thanks anon. Ur number one

>>674540466
Yeah I'll narrate it with my beautiful Australian accent. Also checked

>>674538862
Based anon bring quality oc

>>674538952
dude is there a continuation

>>674540945
This.

>>674540752
Aw! BAGAWSH!
That's baller, dude. Please make it and link it every fluff thread so I can catch it!

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>>674540945

I don't think so. I haven't been able to find anything else other than whats posted :(

>>674541265
thanks though

>>674532611
wonderful read. thanks!

>>674540945
oh hey, late response
I was about to say "nope" like everyone else BUT I reverse image searched and found there is more than what I posted on the booru here:
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/postfluff/1

>>674527886
>being this autistic

>>674541539
*though most of it looks like side-art and guest content such as
>>674541718

>>674541256
What would you like me to call the video?

>>674539560
What are you gonna call this masterpiece Anon?

>>674541876
>>674541971
Rational Pasta?

>>674530644
>Hose
>synthetic anus device

top kek

>>674542064 So you wanna call it Rational Pasta? Ok done

>>674538659
dude, this was awesome. someone screen cap this!

>>674540158
>>674542349

>>674522130
That's cute

Thread is kill

>>674527969
Continue kek

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>>674542542

Not on my watch. This comic is posted a lot but its my favorite <3

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>>674542927

>>674530644
>my work life in a nutshell

>>674537745
ty anon it needs to be posted more

>>674543111
checked

Also that flying fluffy-copter at the start is the cutest thing ever

for anyone still here i priunted the whole thing

>>674543675
Good job Anon have this song for your hard work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPVeEc3Z1-8

>>674543675
ho wait no it seems to have gone to shit somewhere

>>674543778 kek

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this time it should be right

>>674544104
yeah that seem to have done it, good work me

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I used to write fluffy shit. It's weird to see it on 4chan again.

>>674542958
kek

This thread had a good run but I feel it's inevitable conclusion approaching.
We had some laughs and some feels, an overall great time, let's be glad the furfags didn't ruin it with spam.

>>674544399
Its been picking up lately for whatever reason. Not that I'm complaining

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>>674544554
It's a new generation of newfags that are picking up on it.

It's the circle of life!

>>674533008
Jaysus chroist!!!!

This is either hilarious or I'm delusional from lacked sleep.

>>674536413
Best fluffy threading a long time. Keep goin dude. Somebody save the story please? I'm posting from a phone.