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2016-03-18 05:54:36 Post No. 674517661
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2016-03-18 05:54:36
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ITT: post things you think only you do / think.
>i piss in the sink 100%. never in the toilet anymore
>fuckin love my fart smells
>i have to wash my ass with water and soap after shits, toilet paper doesnt cut it. also, i finger my ass in the shower to get shit out
>after a friend/gf i deem attractive or sexy leaves my room, i cling onto whatever furniture / blanket they were on and i inhale the perfume deeply. kinda like i am now with this blanket pulled up
>i have absurdly high standards for a girlfriend, but i would fuck sooooo many people, the standard almost doesnt exist
>smoking pot is cool but sometimes i feel paranoid because of my inability to critical think while high
>i people-watch women hard enough to the point i give every single one of them a rating out of 10.
>i hate the taste of alcohol in general
>dogs are way too fucking energetic for me. plus, all of them smell like shit
>my entire wardrobe is band t-shirts / black-colored attire
>i prefer landing strips to bare shaven, and bushes are fucking delicious
>marriage terrifies me
>children terrify me further
>scene/emo/metal/alt/latina/white brunette/black haired girls with at least D cups and a thick, plump ass are god's gift to earth
>i create a fantasy involving every single one of my friends mom's
>how i met your mother is a fucking piece of fucking trash
>i slather most meals in tabasco sauce.
