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Start rolling, faggots. Will deliver
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Never mind I am going to bed, phones about to die.
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Never mind I am going to go poop and shower, phones about to die.
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>>674515611
GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. *HOLDS UP BOLTER* MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR


BATTLE BROTHER
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Can I see your anus?
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Judy hopps is hot and you know it
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>>674516674
Rolling
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Can i spend the jight nigga?
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>>674516913
Re
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>>674515611
I'm watching rocky. If you come over we can make it more cocky
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Thread's dying
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I'll shove ny cock in your nose.
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>>674515611
wait for reply b4 asking for rolls you pillowbiter crackwhore
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Can you show me your tits?
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>>674516913
Dubs
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>>674517215
Roll
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Is donald trump your gay lover?
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>>674517215
Rolling
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Can you send me nudes so I can post them all over the Internet ?
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>>674515611
if you had to choose who to fuck between bernie sanders and me, who'd you pick?
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I wanna come to your house and make you watch a a bernie sanders rally
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>>674517215
Roll
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>>674516913
Rolland
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I love you.

So can I see your fits?
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I'm so hard for you right now. Send me a topless pic and help me finish.
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So, will you show me your butt?
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What's hard to an alien man?
Well you never know what's real
Just a card in someones deck
You get dealt and that's the deal
What's the matter, man?
Is the time not right?
What's the matter, man?
Are you wrapped too tight?
What's the matter, man?
Is the feelin' gone?
What's the matter?
What's the matter, man?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter, man?
What's the matter with you?
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>>674517542
Stop everything and apologize.
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>>674516913
Relol
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Send this
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Are you autistic?
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>>674515611
Have you accepted Xenu as your lord and savior?
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I want to see more of you
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>>674516913
Wanna come over and watch donald trump?
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>>674517215
This
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>>674517538
Roll for this
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How would you feel about putting a pencil up my gaping dickhole?
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ROLLLL
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Go fuck yourself
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>>674517707
Rerollrino
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>>674517215
So many close dubs
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>>674517953
Checked
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Show tits
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>>674515611
I want that pooter. Show it to me.
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I can't tell what's uglier, your face or or personality.
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Actually, you know what? I'm going to shut up, you're not worth my erection anyway.
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Nicoletteluv87
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Hey wanna date? I'll let you fist punch my fart box.
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>>674518141
Do you mean tongue punch?
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I want your body, beautiful.
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Correction
Nicoletteluv78
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>>674518119
roller derby
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>>674518204
No ;)
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>>674518066
Congrats
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>>674518320
Well well, OP is a faggot
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>>674518320
you're boring as fuck, i'm going to jerk off now
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>>674515611
Don't forget to check the weather in a head life is so good to me that I can be a little more of a good day for you
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send her this pic
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Kiss me on the lipperooni ples
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>>674518670
Roll
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>>674517215
Rollinho
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I'll suck yo feminine dick for bus fare bb plz ::)
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Will you give me head?
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>>674518320
Can I see the panties you have on?
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I'm stronger than you. I'll hold you down and make you watch me fist my own ass.
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>>674518670
Kek
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Am I a faggot?
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Mwa hehe cutie
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>>674518874
Rollin
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Milhouse is a meme
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I want your lips on my cock
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>>674518969
Lol
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You know rule 34 ? Can I experiment it with you ?
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Can I see your pubus von vagimus?
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>>674519161
Rolling
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I've got a needle dick
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Ey bb wan sum fuk toght? :^)
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>>674519161
Fuckin roll
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>>674519266
Winrar
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Send me dem nudes babez
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>>674519311
Winrar again
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>>674519266
Fuck you, guy
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>>674519311
>inb4 he sends "fucking roll"
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Rololol
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>>674519390
Ah good sport
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Can i see ur tits
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>>674519311
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I just wanted to bang you...
I'll come back when you're feeling better,
We'll bang ok ?
I'll Fuck you soon...
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>>674519161
Rolol
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It grows like blossoming tulip and brings joy to many toddlers
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>>674519555
Trips get
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>>674519613
Rolling
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>>674519555
Checked
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>>674519555
Yeah she wants the cock anyway, look at her responses
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>>674519535
Finally something half decent.
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>>674519613
Zozzle roll
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Baby I wanna fist your ass til it bleeds
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>>674519613
Fuck rolling
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wanna see my whale sized blow hole?
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>>674519555
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Will you peg me?
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I have this crap fetish, you interested?
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I want to fuck you so hard you scream daddy, I'm going to lock you in my dungeon and make you my sex slave. You will be whipped and the only food you get is my cock and the buckets of cum I've filled for you.
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>>674519555
Why am i doing this
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Or I will fuck you now, you down?
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>>674519902
Roll
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>>674519822
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>>674519903
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>>674519903
Hop on this D, you sweet azz grill
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>>674519902
Are you THAT fat?
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>>674519903
Thou shalt unsheath my mighty schlong from within thou puss and it shall be good.
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please love me
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>>674519902
Rool
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Plz respond
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Tits or gtfo
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>>674519902
Rolly polly
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You have nice tits, I would like to view them
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>>674520065
>>674519993
>>674519902
Samefag
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Tits or nah
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>>674519902
rawl
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>>674520177
Another winner
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>>674519902
Rollin
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>>674520177
WiNrAr
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>>674520177
Ding ding ding
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I want to take a steamy poopy on you
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Don't be an uptight little sloot. Take off your top, snap some pics, send them to me, and cause me to bust a nut.
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im gonna kill myself by asphyxiation
also you're a dumb cunt
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Check, check, checkin' the mic
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woaj
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>>674520177
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>>674520299
Winrar
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>>674520322
>winrar
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>>674519902
RoII
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>>674520380
can i smell that butthole?
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Just to let you know I watch hentai they're Japanese cartoons kinda but don't tell my mom what i did she won't give me any good boy points if you do and also my waifu madoka-chan likes to watch me,wanna meet her?
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>>674520479
Roll
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>>674520331
roll
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>>674520380
Abort, OP is also the grill
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>>674520047
Rolling for this
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>>674520479
roll
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>>674519902
Rollin
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>>674520380
Can I see that butthole? I have to compare it with the lips, just to be sure
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>>674520588
FUCKING WINNER
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>>674520299
C'mon op
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>>674515611
How about this?
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/cheesepizza
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>>674520529
Reroll
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>>674520560
how do you figure?
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>>674520588
win. Also thanks for rolling my shitty post (Y)
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>>674520560
You may be correct sir
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>>674520479
23651
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If you won't send me n00dz then what are we to you?
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>>674519902
RoIIin
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>>674520479
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>>674520599
>>674520588
hurry op
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One day you'll be my girlfriend then we will Se who laughs at whom.
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>>674520843
not samefag im like 2 of those
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>>674520322
Don't forget this WINRAR
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>>674520843
Why would that matter for this kind of thread
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>>674520836
You skipped my dubs
>>674520299
Wtf op?
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>>674519902
Roll
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>>674520727
Both OP and grill use capital letters but no full stops.
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Ok lets speed this up, I think you a beautiful girl and I like you and I want you.
want to do this the easy way or the hard way?
The choice is yours.
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>>674520843
Stand down
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PRETTY BOY PEES AND FLEXES HIS BUNGHOLE
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Yo gurl I'm gonna chilli dog yo titties
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>>674521135
This
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>>674521135
roll
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>>674521063
Doesn't it auto capitalize
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>>674521135

LMAO booty warrior!
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>>674519902
Check em
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I'm serious about the tits thing btw
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I'm willing to sweeten the deal by offering my dad join in and we make this a threesome. Final offer.
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>>674521219
Could do, I don't have a smartphone so idk.
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>>674521154
You don't use incognito on 4chan? The fuck?
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I'm autistic and I'm going to bed. Sorry.
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>>674520322
Don't forget this Win. It is perfect
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yo i dont even wanna fuck im just bored and you're awake lmao
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>>674521359
Rerollrino
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Your asshole is pretty hot wouldn't mind crawling inside it
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>>674521354
I like to live dangerously
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>>674520836
Could've gotten tits if you had waited.

Also if dubs,

"I've had a burning desire to rub canola oil over that buttery vagoo"
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Rollzzz
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>>674521135
Roll for this shit
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>>674521448
check my roll
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>>674521063
Believe what you want faggot.

Everyone else that got dubs be patient, the captchas are killing me
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Wan sum fuk?
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>>674521354
Oh no someone might see he used 4chan!
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>>674521511
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I'm a fucking faggot who takes ages to update people on our conversation
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>>674521511
ey
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>>674521135
booty
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>>674521566
Thats a win
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Reroll again
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You're actually a really nice girl for putting up with me, thanks. How tall are you might I ask?
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>>674521566
Well fuck send that op
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>>674521566
Oh shit...
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>>674521712
rolling for this, this is what we need if we want to see nudes
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>>674521511
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I'm not going to lie to you, I am very sad guy that has alot of problems on the verge of killing him self, and trying to get one giggle before I pull the trigger.
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>>674521566
People might know I'm an insecure beta

Also winrar.
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Have you given head recently?
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>>674521359
This
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Are you into cuckoldry?
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>>674521530
>starts using the full stops

I'm on to you cunt.
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>>674521875
reroll
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>>674521922
yes......YES
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>>674521856
/thread
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>>674521856
Stop now and wait. She is close to sending pics. Then post the rest.
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>>674521354
>letting other people touch your phone
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Maybe I can give you the old lickaroo ha ha
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>>674521135
one more try
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>>674521987
OP is literally just copy pasting whatever anons type.
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>>674521922
win
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>>674521566
What even are the rolls guys, wtf
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Let's have some fun
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>>674522035
I don't think thats true at all.
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>>674522100
Winrar
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how old is your brother btw?
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>>674522132
oh lawd
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>>674522011
Check'em fag. /thread yourself
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No one would send this to a chick of this caliber who's also this thirsty. Op confirmed faggot
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But in all seriousness, I want to see your panties send a pic?
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>>674521922
She left me on read guys, this might be gg
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I'm an idiot when I get nervous, I think you're pretty and I'd love to see your tits, or butthole, please
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I want to put my cock in your eye socket.
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>>674515611
I hope you get rectally penetrated by a horse using bleach as lubricant you filthy degenerative smegmalord
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Look I'm really sorry. My cat died recently and I've been on the search for pussy ever since.
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>>674522335
>She left me on read guys

What does that mean
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Can I please come over to your house, so I can't shit up your pretty vagina and the eat the fecal matter? I would find that soooooo sexually arousing
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>>674522335
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>>674522335
You did ok, OP, you did ok
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>>674522436
Shes reading my messages but not replying
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How old is your brother? If he's legal, do you have a problem with incest? I'd like to try a threeway, but I guess it would be okay because he'd be in my ass, not yours.
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>>674522335
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>>674522335
yo wtf cunt dont stop replying ill beat your whore ass
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>>674522436
B8?
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I just want to rip your guts out and choke slam you to the shadow realm then tie you to a tree and cum on your grandmother's raisin tatas
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>>674522508
role for this edgelord
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>>674522335
>>>674522335
roll
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>>674522455
Oh my..
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>>674522450

Jesus Christ send this

>I wanna poop ur vagina
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>>674522132
This thread sucks and you should fucking kill yourself OP. You're terrible at this
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If dubs, link her this thread and say "At least they tried"
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>>674522663
Well that's a plot twist
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>>674522612
kek
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>>674522714
Roll
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Selling penis on the cheap
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>>674522679
No u
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Hey look I really want to talk to you all the shit i've been saying is just out of nervousness. Let's have a night out and maybe if you're in the mood you could give me a night i'll never forget.
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Send nudes now and then tell me how small my dick is and how I am not man enough for you.
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Im a nigger on the inside
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Let me see your butthole bby
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