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Ask a Britbong anything.
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Why aren't you in bed?
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>>674506624
how do you like your country being taken over by inbred vapid and raging mudslimes and vicious wogs from africa?

unless of course you're a mudslime, then it's probably paki-paradise to you
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>>674506718
I have sleep issues. I wake up about 3am.
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>>674506909
I hate it. I have seen my country ruined in my lifetime. I am 38 btw.
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>>674506924
Cool my sleep is fucked too, I go to bed at 5am-ish as I can't sleep much before 6 and wake up again about 10-11 hating my life.

Well at least it's bed time soon!
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>>674506624
do you have a butterknife permit?
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>>674507487
Wish I could do that. I have to hold down a job. So fuckin tired all the time.
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>>674507566
I reckon we are not far from that. Hating the lack of personal freedoms in the uk these days, George Orwell would turn in his grave.
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>>674506624
Why do you keep this pic of you?
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Why britcunts have horrible teeths?
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>>674508034
I wish I was that cool to have taken pictures like that. I wonder if he did that pic with the engine hot or cold?
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>>674508251
State under funded public healthcare. Bullying about braces at school so kids dont get them. Poverty.
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>>674506624
How did you guys come to be known as bongs in the first place? Is the term in use in real life or just an internet meme?
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>>674508583
Just a meme man. I wouldn't use it outside of 4chins.
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>>674508484
I think is for fashion.
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>>674508274
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Are the Muslims over there really that bad, or is 4chan just being 4chan?
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>>674506624
how much high culture (opera, classical music, classical art) is present in your society and in your everyday, and which social classes are influenced by it
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>>674508782
I haven't seen that before, it made me kek.
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Why all britcucks have that mongoloid look?
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>>674508847
That made me laugh out loud and wake people up.
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>>674508893
Its worse actually.
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>>674508896
Its only present for the higher elements of society. The rest revolve around a culture of soccer and binge drinking
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>>674509037
This is our equivilent of trailer trash. Chavs.
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And muslims, why do you have so many?
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Would an American like living in the UK? Do bongs like Amerifats who don't act like obnoxious fags?
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Britbong food = Curry
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>>674509145
how so
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>>674509779
As a people we have welcomed many migrations and ethnic people. The muslims are different though, they have not intergrated.
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>>674510185
I realized that.
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>>674509918
No they don't. They see them as stupid, mostly because of American foreign policy of trampling on everything.
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>>674510054
They are taking over like cancer. Political correctness means the policy makers kiss their arses. Its going to breed a new extreme right i swear.
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>>674510475
Yes but at least our cops dont shoot mentally ill people.
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>>674510653
I mean if they just fucking turned it down a couple of notches and stopped trying to be Team America World Police everyone would get on better.
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>>674506624
philosophy is teached in schools?
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>>674510730
Dat filename. This is turning into a make a Britbong kek thread.
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>>674511220
It is, but not as a subject. I certainly remember being encouraged to question everything at school.

In the forces you are taught to obey every reasonable order, not every order. I think that is how we differ from Americans.
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>>674511264
England is the real joke.
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So who's going to ask me something interesting.
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>>674511985
I know it is. I am not a patriotic hillbilly so you'll not get anything from me with your bait posting.
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>>674512252
I'm glad to hear that, for people like you your shitty country its going to hell. Enjoy!
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>>674506624
How're the drugs across the pond
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>>674512936
Thanks to politicans multicultural ambitions. We need more Anders Breviks.
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>>674513179
Yes, your problems begin in the last 20 years.
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>>674513127
I haven't done any for a while. Mdma was awesome back in the day, as was lsd. The weed is too strong for me these days, people have been getting science on that shit and it fucks with your head. Coke and Speed pretty good but can be heavily cut. Drugs ruined my life, so I have quit these days.
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>>674513391
Mostly the previous Blair government opening the fucking gates to any cunt that wanted a roof over their head. Their left wing multicultural ambitions have backfired bigtime.
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>>674513517
Good for you OP
school system. Go
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>>674512936
Holy shit look at that. Why do you Brit Bongs tolerate that shit? They need to be dispersed with clubs and rubber bullets. The mudslides are like the Borg in your country. You will be assimilated or die apparently.
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Why do so many British guys crossdressers. You guys love wearing girls clothes alot
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>>674514129
I agree. I want those sand noggers out this fucking country. No real English person wants the fucking muslims. Even quite pc friends say they cant stand them.
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>>674514129
They are fuck.
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>>674514196
I dont myself. There is a tradition of dressing as a woman in theatre, as often men play women on stage, dating back to shakespeare. Maybe that's why.
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>>674514544
Favourite drink?
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>>674514940
Booze wise I'd say Grappa or Absinth. Other than that tea as a hot drink or diet cola as a cold one.
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>>674515190
Tea is stereotypically common. Is it really though
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>>674514544
They need to be exterminated.
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>>674515472
Yes, although the American culture of over priced coffee has been creeping in. The best tea btw is loose leaf Assam.
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>>674509986
Hey, they picked that up from comrades in the tenches.
It wasn't halal shoved down their throats by savages
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>>674515572
He's one of my heros. It takes guts to do what he did. Follow an ideology that strongly. He's right in the sense we have to exterminate the left wing who are letting these rats in.
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>>674515662
Good insight. I'll have to try it.
Personal
Music tastes OP?
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>>674515668
That and having india as part of the empire for a time. That's my dinner btw.
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>>674516026
Rock Music. I was born in the late 70s so my teen years were the 90s and I grew up going to see bands like Nirvana etc live.
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>>674516702
Sweet
What's the most stereotypical American you can describe
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>>674516966
Easy. Donald Trump. He is just the way that Europeans lampoon Americans. It seems hilarious that he could be president for that reason alone.
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>>674516966
Hahaha yeah, he does represent quite a large number of us. Is there much for natural sights?
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>>674517423
Not sure I understand the question.
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>>674517607
Nature that's good to look at. Places away from city and whatnot
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>>674514129
Are white bongs seriously fucking converting?!
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>>674517735
Yes there is and theres loads of historical stuff to. I coudlnt imagine living somewhere that doesnt have the history that Europe does.
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>>674517980
Only the pussy ones who cuck to the sandnoggets. Fucking faggatrons if you ask me. I would doxicute every last one of them.
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>>674518144
Do the sand niggers actually accept and embrace them or do they think they're cucks too, or do you know?
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>>674518408
Think they are cucks too.
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>>674518559
That's fucking hilarious.
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>>674517982
Hm. What do you think of Billy Joe Armstrong (lead singer of Green Day)
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>>674517982
But Asia has plenty of history....they were civilized (china) before you
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>>674518938
Ching chong history and Euro history are different breeds. Not OP, just my 2 cents
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>>674519121
I understand that, but it's still history from a time before the brits. Anyone who appreciates history appreciates all history
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>>674519339
True, true. It's just a matter of which you prefer to live around
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>>674518660
Hes a Gay rock singer. I dont think anything about him. I have no opinion.
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>>674519339
For example, I love food. I like Mexican but there's no way I'd like to eat it every day. I'll stick with burgers and Frank's thanks
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>>674519659
He's gay? That explains a lot
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>>674519773
Not OP but it certainly explains Green Day.
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>>674519659
Hahaha I see where you're coming at.
Said you had a job, what is it OP?
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>>674519955
Geothermal Engineering.
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>>674520157
That's interesting. You like the job?
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>>674519339
This is OP. Europe is the centre of modern civilisation. It has been ruined multiculturalists too afraid of more wars.
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OP post your version of the paintbucket Europe map. All you euros have one I assume?
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>>674520424
Yes I do, can be stressful though. I like the fact its helping to solve carbon emissions.
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>>674520604
No idea what you mean, sorry man.
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>>674520821
It does sound like a stressful kind of gig. Travel often?
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>Living in the highlands

>No Muslims to be seen

Paradise for now at least
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>>674521237
Not enough. Used to wnjoy the middle east before it went looney tunes.
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>>674521507
Might join you. Not even the Romans managed to get that far.
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>>674521643
well in that case, places you want to travel?
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>>674506624
Honest question, are there any of you Brits that are genuinely in favor of getting less strict gun laws through? Not fuckin assault rifles, but say, a handgun.
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>>674509145
I've been to England many times and have not even seen a Muslim. Well, except perhaps in the petrol station. I think they were just simple Indians, but other than that, not a one.
Is the Windsor, Maidenhead area just a white enclave or do you really tend to exaggerate?
Mosques and hijab/robe wearing bastards all over the place here. Can't even drive through town without seeing a group of them just hanging around someplace in the middle of the day.
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>>674521889
The US at some point and Thailand.
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>>674522095
Not many. Theres no need.
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>>674522164
Rich white people live in Winsor.
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>>674522369
The states are kinda bland. Not much history. Lots of nature which is nice, took a hike yesterday and snapped a few shots. I would like to travel to Thailand though
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>>674522434
Fair enough. Thanks for the response. I suppose there's really no need here either. But I like my gun. :/ Kind of a weird feeling. It's such a fun hobby but the rest of the world thinks you're a barbarian.
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>>674522839
How can you say that choco canyon and etc are not full of history?
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>>674506624

OP, why do you continue to live in the UK? As a former Brit, this confuses me.
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>>674506624
What do you think of the American accent? What about the Canadian? French? Spanish?

I think English accents are sexy.
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>>674523039
Not OP but where did you move to?
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>>674523014
Not what I meant. Yes there is history, but I myself would enjoy to see the likes of Rome, or other such places. Cities that have been around for so long and withstood time. It really depends on personal preference. My preference is just not the type we have here
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>>674523039
I wonder sometimes why. Thought about leaving many times.
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>>674523338

The states. Any Aglo country is better than the UK. Honestly, I'd never go back there.
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>>674523522

You should, lad. The states are loads better.
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>>674523131
French is funny, American can be annoying although sometimes sexy, canadians sound dumb and spanish can be hot.
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>>674523636
How would I go about that?
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I'm from Northern Ireland, which is part of the UK. It's hard to have sympathy for a country that raped yours and deposited its fucking seeds everywhere.
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>>674506624

Are you Sunni or Shia?
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>>674523793
Gerry Adams the murderer detected.
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>>674523803
Catholic by birth. Not really sure these days.
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>>674523776

Same way I did. Find an American expat in the UK and marry them.
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>>674524006
Already married dude. Mind you she's sick and might not last too much longer.
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>>674523014
Well OP, it's been quite an experience. I'll be sure to try that tea, and happy to have gotten input. Gonna try to get some wreck here, the girlfriend wants to go hiking again tomorrow.
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>>674524197
Okay, nighty night.
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>>674506624
Does life matter?

How do we know any of it is even real?
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>>674510475
>>674510475
But it takes that fucking many...
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>>674524160

Then you'll have your chance. Get off that shit island at all costs.
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>>674508893
It is really not that bad... I mean Swansea does have a "Paki Lane" and London does have a street basically full of them but generally speaking, it's not that bad. In all fairness we just racist asf and exaggerate everything.
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>>674510387
As an American I don't think we have any business telling the rest of the world what we do. I think our politicians just use us as a tax farm to buy more war machines.
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What do you think of Croatians living in England?
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>>674524501
I wonder that. It could all be virtual like the matrix.
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>>674524895
You don't know anything if you are from the land of the rising sheep.
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>>674525041
I agree with this post. Who dropped the Atom bomb?
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>>674525078
I have a couple of Slav mates. They work hard and care about their families. So, I guess they are okay. They are usually built like brickshithouses as well so you dont fuck with them!
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>>674509037
How again are you guys better than Americans?
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>>674526101
As OP I never said that we were any better. In fact we have been cucks tagging along on their warmongering in sandnigger land. I remember when you could happily travel round sandnigger land and be welcomed in every house. American foreign policy has fucked that.
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>>674526398
Yeah...

Sorry about that.
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>>674526398

>implying that it wasn't mostly yuro meddling and colonialism that caused this
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>>674526480
In my younger days I even pissed it up in the desert with a couple of sand niggers and smoked a load of weed with them. These days we'd all be Allah Akbared thanks to America funding the wrong side yet again. Just leave other countries alone
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>>674514129
Yeah, look at the weight of authority this silly little cunt carries, with his "printed dem meself" stickers...

Clueless twats, the lot of you.
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>>674506624
does it feel satisfying to know your culture dominated the world
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>>674526786
Maybe originally yes. The creation of Israel was a huge mistake. Well done Rothschild for this fuck up.
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>>674526943
Yes it does. The echos of our culture extended to the corners of the globe. Then we had two world wars and lost the fucking lot. Well done, not.
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>>674507071

Same here op.
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>>674526925
Even the Sandnigglets think people like him are cucks. I would punch a cunt like that in the face if I saw stickers like that going up in my manor.
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>>674527404
The Hacienda!
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>>674527330

Britain really has fallen so far. In just over half a century they've gone from a globe-spanning imperial juggernaut to a tiny island that is almost totally dependent upon the states and their former reputation.
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>>674527881
They stopped looking forwards and started to try and preserve their past. What made England great was forward thinking. Now all they want to do is list every piece of shit building and turn the place into some kind of museum of the past. It should change its name to Used to be Great Britain.
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>>674528276

The UK will likely cease to exist in our lifetime.
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>>674524867
Believe me I would if I could.
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>>674528949
I think that it may literally implode. The government at the moment is fucking the people so badly with taxes that I genuinely believe there could be a revolution if someone could organise the masses. Scotland will definately break away and then goodbye economy. At the moment its propped up by the City of Londons financial trading, but if someone sabotages that by say moving a few businesses to other countries then the entire thing will collapse. Thats why our bankers are never prosicuted for dodgy trading, the government is shit scared the traders will leave and goodbye economy.
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>>674528965

I always thought the States would be shit. Everyone in Britain always spoke as if it was. Then I moved there and realized that it was all just banter and it was actually Britain that was shit.
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>>674529605
Bankers are source of the majority of our problems. In the US and across the pond.
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>>674529974
I've been thinking about robbing from them. I would have no guilt about breaking and entering in the house of say Bob Diamond or the RBS guy whos name I cant remember. I would just see it as wealth redistribution. Fuck them, if the government wont bring charges we should start "taxing" them ourselves.
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>>674530530
Have a "Burgal a Banker Day". The police would be able to do fuck all if there was a synchronised effort across a country.
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>>674529974

>blaming "muh rich bogeyman" instead of the millions of retarded citizens who fuck up their own finances, vote in idiots, sponge off benefits, and generally make a mess if their lives
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>>674529792
Can I come and work for you in America then. If you think its so much better then why not sponsor me to come over. Lol
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>>674531069
Yeah that happens too. You must be jewish.
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>>674531165

>sponsor

Not that easy, lad. Requirements are pretty steep. Easiest way is marriage.

>>674531264

i've no jewish blood, though I am part paki
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>>674531069
This poster has been sucked in by propaganda. The reality is that UK company tax avoidance costs the country far more than a few benefit scroungers. The demonisation of the poor in the media is propaganda to cover up the real issues that we face. The likes of Amazon putting small tax paying companies out of business whilst paying little or no tax itself is an absolute scandal.
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>>674531600
Nice dubs. Did Dad love dem Asian babes?
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>>674531907

Great grandfather fought in the punjab and had a paki war bride waifu.
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>>674531668

t. reddit gold member
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This is possible the most civilized thread I've seen on /b/ in a while.
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>>674532132
I don't blame him. Some can be real hot. I have knobbed a few. One had such a tiny tight shaved pussy, damm good memories coming back......
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>>674532397
Its English, what can I say!
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>>674532297
Stupid site rivalry. The stuff of childish minds.
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Thaw sound of a British child speaking is the most abhorrent thing one earth, with their "mummies" baby talking them coming in a close second. How do you last a picosecond without bludgeoning them to death with a pipe?
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>>674532782
Um, because I am not a violent looney. But in all seriousness that baby cooing stuff is so annoying. You have bred, well congratulations.
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