BEHOLD!a gallon of chocolate milk. can you watch it for me I'll be back in 25
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BEHOLD!
a gallon of chocolate milk. can you watch it for me I'll be back in 25 posts.your reward will be great
Can I take a glass?
Lets drink it while OP is gone
>>674503493
Im up to watch it. What kinda music does your milk like?
Bump to see where this goes
>>674503733
>>674503718
I scooped some up off the floor.
bump for interest
>>674504033
OH SHIT. SOMEONE HELP! SOMEONE NEEDS TO RUN TO THE STORE AND GET MORE!
im gonna kill myslef xD
whats going on hear
This is already dead as Pepe
GOT IT!
You idiots! you had ONE JOB!
Holy fuck.. this is why people like Bernie even make it to the primaries.
Ok.. ok.. one of you get some milk I'll get the hershey's syrup and we'll make a new batch then hit the road before Anon realizes what we did.
>>674504572
RELAX, I GOT IT, I'M OMW
>>674504507
YOU FORGOT THE CHOCLATE
>>674504572
We just need the syrup, some kind anon already has the milk
Nobody fucking touch this shit!!
>>674504784
Fuck this shit, OP's gonna be pissed
>>674504730
Hand it off to me! Whoops!
>>674504730
I'm driving as fast as I can!
I'm DONE with you Bumblefucks in this house.
cucks
I got the syrup, somebody get the milk!
>>674505421
Nooooo
Yup, we are pretty much fucked.
Fuck off I fucking hate chocolate milk
Quick! I think he's coming! Catch!
>>674505421
WHERE THE DEVIL IS MY CHOCOLATE MILK!??!?!??!??1??!?!
DAMMIT, PLAN F
COW
What the fuck did you just fucking spill about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Choco Army, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Nesquick, and I have over 300 confirmed milkings. I am trained in creating chocolate and I'm the top milker in the entire Nestle corporation. You are nothing to me but just another drop of milk. I will wipe you the fuck out with teat yanking skills the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with spilling that shit near me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Nestle and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your milk. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can milk you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in cow milking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of teat yanking skills and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" spill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking jug. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>674505641
>>674503718
Nigger I think you know.
ITS ALL OVER THE BLOODY FLOOR!!!!!
SPARKY SAVES THE DAY!
>>674506032
SPARKY NO ITS CHOCOLATE MILK ITLL KILL YOU
>>674506199
JUST WHAT KIND OF DOG DO YOU THINK SPARKY IS!
DELIVER'D
YOU DIDNT EVEN MOP THE FLOOR?
Bumpf
>>674506424
FUCK NO NIGGER, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE, YOUR MOM?
Where is OP?
>>674506784
WHAT IF OP DIED?!?!
Chocolate milk is a children's beverage. Stop being such manchildren neckbeards.
>>674506939
I think we need sparky to look after him
WHAT HAPPENED WHO DID THIS?
>>674507029
Eat two dicks, call back tomorrow.
>>674507085
Oops! Forgot to clear this mess up! Thanks anon!
>>674507540
Good doggie
>>674507900
Nice dubs. I wonder if the real OP ever came back.
What a waste of milk.
