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BEHOLD! a gallon of chocolate milk. can you watch it for me I'll
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2016-03-18 04:09:15 Post No. 674503493
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:09:15 Post No. 674503493 [Report]
BEHOLD!
a gallon of chocolate milk. can you watch it for me I'll be back in 25 posts.your reward will be great
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:10:07 Post No.674503607
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:10:07 Post No.674503607 [Report]
Can I take a glass?
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:11:07 Post No.674503718
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:11:12 Post No.674503733
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:11:12 Post No.674503733 [Report]
Lets drink it while OP is gone
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:11:23 Post No.674503762
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:11:23 Post No.674503762 [Report]
>>674503493
Im up to watch it. What kinda music does your milk like?
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:12:33 Post No.674503923
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:12:33 Post No.674503923 [Report]
Bump to see where this goes
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:12:47 Post No.674503957
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>>674503733
>>674503718
I scooped some up off the floor.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:13:22 Post No.674504033
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>>674503718
MODS
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:13:42 Post No.674504068
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:13:42 Post No.674504068 [Report]
bump for interest
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:14:14 Post No.674504139
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:14:14 Post No.674504139 [Report]
>>674504033

OH SHIT. SOMEONE HELP! SOMEONE NEEDS TO RUN TO THE STORE AND GET MORE!
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:14:49 Post No.674504220
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:14:49 Post No.674504220 [Report]
im gonna kill myslef xD
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:15:28 Post No.674504309
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whats going on hear
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:15:43 Post No.674504345
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:15:43 Post No.674504345 [Report]
This is already dead as Pepe
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:16:53 Post No.674504507
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GOT IT!
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:17:24 Post No.674504572
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:17:24 Post No.674504572 [Report]
You idiots! you had ONE JOB!
Holy fuck.. this is why people like Bernie even make it to the primaries.
Ok.. ok.. one of you get some milk I'll get the hershey's syrup and we'll make a new batch then hit the road before Anon realizes what we did.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:18:26 Post No.674504730
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>>674504572

RELAX, I GOT IT, I'M OMW
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:18:31 Post No.674504744
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:18:31 Post No.674504744 [Report]
>>674504507
YOU FORGOT THE CHOCLATE
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:18:47 Post No.674504784
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:18:47 Post No.674504784 [Report]
>>674504572
We just need the syrup, some kind anon already has the milk
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:20:37 Post No.674505067
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:20:37 Post No.674505067 [Report]
Nobody fucking touch this shit!!
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:20:42 Post No.674505081
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>>674504784
Fuck this shit, OP's gonna be pissed
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:21:15 Post No.674505177
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>>674504730
Hand it off to me! Whoops!
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:21:41 Post No.674505243
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>>674504730

I'm driving as fast as I can!
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:21:43 Post No.674505244
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:22:25 Post No.674505351
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:22:25 Post No.674505351 [Report]
I'm DONE with you Bumblefucks in this house.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:22:41 Post No.674505385
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:22:41 Post No.674505385 [Report]
cucks
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:22:54 Post No.674505421
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I got the syrup, somebody get the milk!
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:23:21 Post No.674505479
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:23:21 Post No.674505479 [Report]
>>674505421
Nooooo
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:23:33 Post No.674505506
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:23:33 Post No.674505506 [Report]
Yup, we are pretty much fucked.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:23:52 Post No.674505554
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Fuck off I fucking hate chocolate milk
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:24:05 Post No.674505590
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Quick! I think he's coming! Catch!
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:24:23 Post No.674505641
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:24:23 Post No.674505641 [Report]
>>674505421
WHERE THE DEVIL IS MY CHOCOLATE MILK!??!?!??!??1??!?!
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:24:28 Post No.674505660
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DAMMIT, PLAN F

COW
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:25:36 Post No.674505829
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:25:36 Post No.674505829 [Report]
What the fuck did you just fucking spill about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Choco Army, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Nesquick, and I have over 300 confirmed milkings. I am trained in creating chocolate and I'm the top milker in the entire Nestle corporation. You are nothing to me but just another drop of milk. I will wipe you the fuck out with teat yanking skills the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with spilling that shit near me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Nestle and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your milk. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can milk you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in cow milking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of teat yanking skills and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" spill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking jug. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:25:41 Post No.674505841
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:25:41 Post No.674505841 [Report]
>>674505641
>>674503718
Nigger I think you know.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:26:45 Post No.674505989
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:26:45 Post No.674505989 [Report]
ITS ALL OVER THE BLOODY FLOOR!!!!!
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:27:03 Post No.674506032
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:27:03 Post No.674506032 [Report]
SPARKY SAVES THE DAY!
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:28:15 Post No.674506199
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:28:15 Post No.674506199 [Report]
>>674506032
SPARKY NO ITS CHOCOLATE MILK ITLL KILL YOU
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:29:05 Post No.674506306
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>>674506199

JUST WHAT KIND OF DOG DO YOU THINK SPARKY IS!

DELIVER'D
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:29:57 Post No.674506424
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:29:57 Post No.674506424 [Report]
YOU DIDNT EVEN MOP THE FLOOR?
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:31:49 Post No.674506678
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:31:49 Post No.674506678 [Report]
Bumpf
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:32:23 Post No.674506753
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:32:23 Post No.674506753 [Report]
>>674506424
FUCK NO NIGGER, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE, YOUR MOM?
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:32:35 Post No.674506784
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:32:35 Post No.674506784 [Report]
Where is OP?
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:33:48 Post No.674506939
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:33:48 Post No.674506939 [Report]
>>674506784
WHAT IF OP DIED?!?!
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:34:22 Post No.674507029
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:34:22 Post No.674507029 [Report]
Chocolate milk is a children's beverage. Stop being such manchildren neckbeards.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:34:47 Post No.674507085
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:34:47 Post No.674507085 [Report]
>>674506939
I think we need sparky to look after him
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:34:52 Post No.674507098
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:34:52 Post No.674507098 [Report]
WHAT HAPPENED WHO DID THIS?
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:36:48 Post No.674507388
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:36:48 Post No.674507388 [Report]
>>674507029
Eat two dicks, call back tomorrow.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:37:53 Post No.674507540
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>>674507085

Oops! Forgot to clear this mess up! Thanks anon!
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:40:20 Post No.674507900
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:40:20 Post No.674507900 [Report]
>>674507540
Good doggie
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:49:39 Post No.674509140
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:49:39 Post No.674509140 [Report]
>>674507900

Nice dubs. I wonder if the real OP ever came back.
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:54:35 Post No.674509785
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Anonymous 2016-03-18 04:54:35 Post No.674509785 [Report]
What a waste of milk.
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