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Planning on killing myself tomorrow. What should I leave behind(legal
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Planning on killing myself tomorrow. What should I leave behind(legal documents etc) and how should I do it? Trying to make this as easy on my family as possible.
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Make it easy on your family? Don't kill yourself. The effects will fuck with people close to you for the rest of their lives.
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>>674497901
I've decided I no longer have any desire in living. This isn't their choice.
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You are an idiot please kill yourself.
I want to make it easy on my family, im killing myself
Fucking troll just do it
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Leave behind a version of yourself, preferably breathing and non-dead, who is willing to take anti-depressants, earn a living and improve the lives of the people around him.

God loves you friend there is a way out, search and you will find.
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^ you obviously care about your family so quit being a fucking pussy and man the fuck up
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>>674497725
Talk to us OP what's wrong
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IT GETS BETTER NO MATTER WHAT IT SEEMS RIGHT NOW
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OP, please listen. Don't do it. My friend killed himself 2 years ago. It really messed me up. The first thing I thought of was that it was all my fault. 2 suicide attempts later, I found myself on medication for depression. It will get better trust me. If you need to talk we can.
Plz OP
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Easiest thing on your family is to not kill yourself faggot. Leaves a hell of a mess. Shit everywhere. Who the fuck do you think cleans that up? Your blood? Either your mom cleans you up for the last time ever or some poor worker who does not get paid NEARLY enough does. And then you know under American law it's illegal to kill yourself so anything at your estate will be liquidized to pay for the FEE of you dying? Seriously man if you really don't want to be an inconvenience don't kill yourself
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>>674497725
>as easy on my family as possible

gee, how about not killing yourself instead then there is no paperwork
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>>674498086
It isn't depression, my life has hit a series of dead ends and I have no desire to continue it. I've wanted this since I was 12, about 20 years I've been putting this off.
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>>674497725
Kill yourself faggot! And do it at an elementary school. The kids deserve to watch
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>>674498334
why weren't you there for your friend tho
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Fake suicide thread = Shit post.
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>>674498446
I'm sorry you didn't get to be rich and famous. Guess what faggot- NONE OF US DID. Get the fuck over it. Many people would give their left nut to have your "dead ends" be the story of their life.
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>>674498334

I don't have friends. I have a dying mother (cancer) and a sister who's never cared for me anyway.
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Didnt realise this was a newfag convention dont listen op get a enough ballons to make you hover and tie them to a noose then jump off the tallest building you can find and float around down town
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>>674497725
if you want to make it easy for your family leave a video behind. Include the suicide so they know it is not murder
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>>674498777
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Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

I strongly suggest you look for help mate. There's so many things you haven't experienced that will change your mind.
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>>674499019
>a temporary problem
you're implying OP has any problems
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>>674497725
why do you want to do it? Unless you're terminally ill, I hope you don't kill yourself.
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>>674499019
Severe sleep disorders, no high school degree, dead end job, crippling speech impediment, dying/disjointed family are not temporary problems, as I've learned over the past 20 or so years.
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Leave your nudes at least
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>>674498777
Trips of truth
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Please OP, you've made it this far in life, it could be 100000x worse. Think of how sad your relatives will be. The only way to make it easy is to just not fucking kill yourself and find some help. I bet if you just got some help in about a year or even shorter than that you will prosper and love your life. Think of all the amazing things you will miss in the next 75 years, don't do it OP
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>>>674497725
Meh your family will get over it. Who cares if it takes 2 weeks or 4 weeks? 2 billion years from now will it make a difference? Wait... 5000...no... 500...no 50 years from now will anyone care? No.
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>>674499019
>>674499326

It will be hard man, but life is precious.

We're only here for a short time on earth, you gotta cherish it.
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Here's how it goes fellas.

I have nothing to live for, but tell me how to do.
**note at this time that the same discussion where all the answers have been discussed is all day on /b/. Guess he's new.

I can't take a pic, don't know how.
I can't cam. Don't know where or how.
After the same shit, different thread.
Finally, OP becomes a faggot.
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>>674499019
>>674497725

Read both of these posts and I'm torn.

OP, just know that though we don't know you, we care for you. We've been through tough times and carried burdens as well. But quitting isn't and option - it never will be.
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Don't kill yourself OP. At least rob a bank and then do it if you fail. Don't kill anyone, but at least do a get rich easy scheme. If you fail oh well, if you don't, you're rich.

Also, try LSD first. Try a lot if things before dying. They're worth it.
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>>674498446
I kind of feel you man. 35 here.
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>>674499019
>>674497725
>>674499326

And in response to how you can "help" your family, you can't.

Suicides don't result in any compensation towards loved ones and relatives.

Doing something like this could even tear apart the fragile bonds that exist...
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>>674499326
smoke some weed, get a ged, quit your job/ find another one, if you can afford it, take speech classes or look for maybe a free clinic, find a support group for those who have lost loved ones. OP if you want someone to talk to we're all here. Don't kill yourself OP! I believe in you!
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Don't do it, anon. Anyone can get their life back together.
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>>674500453

This is the only guy in this whole thread that had concise and helpful options.
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>>674497725
your family ceases to exist when you die. you have nothing to worry about
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>>674500604
Thanks, and I'm a chick not a guy, not that it matters, lol, but I tried. I hope something helps.
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Wow, I've been coming to /b/ off and on for ten years now, and I know it's been dead for a long time, but it never really hit me til now. Everyone here is telling this guy to hold on and not kill himself. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? GO BE AN FUCKING HERO, FAGGOT. OP, if you want to make it easy on your family make sure to do it violently on cam, so they can see it replayed over and over for the rest of their shitty lives.
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>>674497725
Write them a letter telling them you're going off Travelling the world, and you hope to come back someday when you've become a man and made a life for yourself.

Then travel to the opposite side of the country, destroy all identification of yourself, and kill yourself on the side of a coastal bridge at high tide, so your body falls in and the sea takes it back out, and the fish devour it, and no one will ever know what became of you. They'll just imagine you off somewhere exotic living a more interesting life than them.

I've thought about this.
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So OP watcha gonna do?
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Leave an empty bottle of bleach
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>>674501193
This. /b/ is definitely kill.
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>>674501310
Wow, I like this idea but I can't really afford to fly myself somewhere. I've allocated a bunch of money in my bank account that my sister will probably use for my funeral costs.

I had considered just barreling down the freeway as fast as my truck can go and then just ramming into the side of the bridge without a seatbelt on so it will look like an accident, but I might accidentally live.
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>>674501310
>I've thought about this.
Clearly.
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>>674501193
Oh shit the edge. You're so fucking cool and hardcore, anon. I wish I was as edgy and brutal as you. I bet you listen to dethklok and wear spiked wrist bands even.
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>>674497725
I'm reading this thread, and I don't know where I am anymore, but it is definitely not /b.

Perhaps OP wants to kill himself because he has hated that his entire life everyone has told him he's wrong about everything and tried to force him to do something they want instead. Now here is a thread full of 50 more posts doing the same thing. Way to go, faggots. This is why you leave counseling to professionals.

All of you are making a hell of a lot of assumptions that you know everything you need to know about OPs life to make this decision better than he can. None of you know jack shit.
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>>674501656
>I can't really afford to fly myself somewhere
>can't really
It's the last thing you'll ever need to pay for, faggot. Sell some shit if you have to. So which is it, can you, or can't you? Can't really my fucking dick.
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>>674499019
Of course the problem is only temporary if you permanently solve it.
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Don't do it man. No matter what your family will be torn, it is a cowards way out. Pull yourself up. Get a new job, save money, buy speech lessons, take online classes for a ged, do whatever you can and cherish the love people have for you. A lot people would kill to be in your shoes. It's not worth it man.
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>>674502084
I have to leave money so my sister won't pay out of pocket for my funeral. I have nothing to sell. I could never afford anything, I've been living paycheck to paycheck for 10 years.
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Someone post a webm of them slitting their wrists for me?
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>>674502364
The plan you were replying to in that last post does not involve a funeral, retard.
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>>674502516
They would find my body eventually gaylord. Kill yourself. With me.
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Before you do it you should write out a detailed account of how you got to where you are, like a life story. However, and this is important, replace yourself in your story with a emo cocksucker vampire and replace your problems with some whiney teenage girl. Try to get it published a few times and when its rejected again then you kill yourself.

Problem solved.
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pretty sure opie asked HOW he should do it, not IF the bored housewives of /b think he should or shouldn't do it.

>but I was sad once and didn't kill myself, and I imagine everyone has life as easy as I do, so you shouldn't kill ur self either.
>then we can all become
>Volvo driving soccer moms
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>>674502737
>so your body falls in and the sea takes it back out, and the fish devour it, and no one will ever know what became of you
Just admit it OP, you're an attention whoring faggot. You're the same type of faggot who will constantly find a way to talk yourself out of suicide as every other type of faggot who posts about suicide. This is where I'd tell you to kill yourself if you weren't already, and I didn't already know you won't.
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>>674502838
Its easy to say that suicide isn't the answer when its never been a part of your question.
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>>674497725

1. leave behind a suicide note email stating how worthless your life was to yourself

2. helium. lots and lots of helium released into the upright freezer just before you shut the door
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>>674500453
This. There are so many other solutions to your problems than just killing yourself. Please don't do it OP. No matter what you do it won't be easier on your family. You may even lead some of them to kill themselves too.
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>>674502516
True, looks like op will be a couple hundred small bones scattered all over the ocean in like no time, and no one will know he dieded, so no need for funeral. Anon, take thy cash, leave your car and hitchhike out there. Use the $ to pay for rides and the morphine overdose.

Kill urself on said bridge in a total blissout.
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>>674503228
Everyone will know how had the last laugh
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>>674503228
Bad plan, nitrogen.
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>>674503101
Yep.

People who "felt depressed" & "contemplated suicide" have no idea what it means to live when your first, last thought of every day are "just another day I shouldn't exist", and every moment in between is nothing but anticipating the day you don't anymore, year in, year out, for your entire adult life.
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>>674497725
Suicide is cowardice. Simply put
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>>674504137
Bet you wouldn't have the balls to an hero. Prove me wrong.
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>>674501193
Master levels of trolling will not kill your hmanity.
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>>674499824
>>674498652

I called it WAAAAAAAY up there.
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>>674497725
This is how you do it the right way.
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Suicide = #1
Suicide = get all the girls
Suicide = lulz
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>>674497725
The only thing you'll leave them is heart ache. They won't really give a shit about the materials you leave behind
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Stop being poorfag
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If you're gonna kill yourself, shoot up a school then kill yourself. Or just live stream it. Faggot
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jokes aside, there is probably better things you can do ... how deep down the rabbit hole can you go?
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>>674497725
Dude... Try smoking some weed. Then re evaluate your situation. It's really not worth it
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>>674497725
if your going to do it just fucking do it
leave everything. Have money, and a best friend? well give that money too that guy? Or a brother or some girl you know. Fuck it who cares. Dont listen to this people. I am fucking sad all the time, and lately I been feeling really fucking lonely. My family loves me but they cant always deal with my shit. Never had a girlfriend, lost my virginty at 17 to an escort. I am fucking lonely. No friends. Nada. I am just saying if your down to kill yourself just do it
cause if your not going to do it you end up like me a fucking pussy crying all the time
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OP isn't responding. Must be kill.
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>>674505856
wow what shitty fucking advice.
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>>674505967
>ate] [Auto] 1 new post
You lack any belief in yourself, yet you are messaging us form a fucking first world operating machine... how fucked can you be... what makes you and so many others want to end it all?
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Any good ways to disappear?

I've considered just forcing myself to sink to the bottom of a body of water. My body won't be found, would it? Or would I have to go deep into the ocean for that?
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>>674497725
Christ I'm an oldfag
10 years ago most of the thread would be requesting OP to anon hero something news worthy for fun.

Now everyone is all hugs.
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>[Return] [Catalog] [Top] 80 / 7 / 42 / 4 [Upda
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You only get one chance to die. Do you wan't it to be you trying your very hardest and giving life your all, or do you want to be remembered in history as the man who gave up and quit
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>>674497725
do it any way you want. Get fucking creative because if you do it right then you only get 1 chance. Fuck what they think,No matter what they will be a ball of shit and emotions.
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I did a quick search of the thread, so excuse if this is duplicate information.

Leave a fucking will and instructions. White plain paper, no logo, nothing. I mean it fucking nothing but your handwriting

Also, make sure you body can be found in a timely manner by the right person. So not grandma because she is planning a surprise visit.

All the best dude. Hope you don't do it, but I wish I had more support when I was there.
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THIS IS YOUR THREAD op YOU TREMENDOUUS PHAGGOT GET INVOLVEDd. i HaVe to select between pic up trx and phaggots beCAuaSe OFf YOu PH880T.±!2
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>>674506576
wrap chicken wire around you and dive in.
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>>674502779
Underrated post. 10/10
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>>674497725
Now I know you've got it in your head but before
you do something permanent snort some coke,
and fuck some hookers and go out with a drug over dose
>Best way
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>>674497725
everybody take a good hard look at this angsty faggot.
this is one of those people who starts a thread in a desperate hope to get that one message to tell them that 'it's okay faggot, life will be fine, don't off yourself.'
you're looking for console since you're an insecure little fuck who, get this, wont ever suicide yourself, since you are an aforementioned faggot.
get your weakass, angsty, weak bullshit outta here.

tell you what- if you do off yourself, so will I. I'm that confident your shakespearean bullshit ass wont even hurt yourself.
fucking faggot motherfuck.
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>>674506392
Cause in my 22 years living in this first world. NEver- never felt this fucking way. I am empty I am fucking sad. Dont get me wrong there not a day that i thank the invisible men in the sky for living in America, But there is the problem. The fact that when given all the opportunities in this fucking world, and yet you realize your nothing but shit. Then what? I fucking hate feeling this fucking way. I hate it with a fucking passion. Feeling alone, and ugly, and stupid
fucking hate that
fuck you
sorry for the bad english i am just got out of the shower
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what do people expect talking like this on the internet... i swear anyone in this thread is fucked up... i came to wank... now I am in a suicide thread
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What has /b/ become...
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>>674508422
everybody take a good hard look at this angsty faggot.
this is one of those people who starts a reply in a desperate hope to make himself feel better, to tell themselves that "its okay to be a gigantic pussy faggot on the internet" to make his fat ass feel better, for others to say "don't worry kid who gets bullied in school for being a virgin/fatass because he spends all his time trying to get people to kill themselves through a screen because if he tried to walk more than 4 feet he'd start breathing heavy. Since you're an aforementioned faggot.
Get out of your room and do a workout you weak angry little pussy, get your bullshit out of here no one cares about you or your thoughts edgy little nigger.
Tell you what, if you do manage to lose some weight fat ass, Ill continue to work out, if you don't ill still continue to work out. I'm that confident your fat Shakespearean useless nigger fuck on the internet ass wont even attempt to work out for yourself.
fucking faggot mother fuck.
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>>674509412
You must be new here from Tumblr. You see, except for a VERY RARE occurrence, all these suicide threads are actually click bait and fake. Some want to legit talk, but that's about it.
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>>674509991
>from tumblr
I.. thats a fucking insult nigger, fuck you
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>>674498057
>it isnt their choice

Yeah because they only clothed you, feed you, gave you a house, gave you education and such, they don't have a say in your life right?

>fuck pleb can't see beyond himself lol

You should kill yourself anon, we don't need scum like you on earth. The only downside is your family who will be around 6 or maybe 12 months depressed about you. After that, society will keep moving forward without you, and you will only be a memory.
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>>674500007
Telling a suicidal kid to take lsd...I can't see anything wrong with that...
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>>674498446
So you got stuck with a 12 year old's mind. You're a manchild.
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>>674502737
Don't do it
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>>674498334
That's really selfish of you.
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Tried black cock yet?
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>>674509412
TFW you've been on 4skin almost a decade and have never seen a streamed an hero.
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>>674499326
niggerjew, there are some of us with all of those and more
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>>674504575
but don't you need someone to take away the razor rope? i mean, if i see the fucking razor rope i will know anon is just a bitch ass poser and take a shit on his face.
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>>674512427
FUCKING CHILL
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call a suicide hotline!
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We kept this thread alive for the faggot OP, and I'm starting to get the feeling that he's not coming back.
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>>674512592
uh? what?
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>>674497725
Move out of country, write 100 letters detailing your continued development with a girl you've found and your happiness, make a point out of never wanting to have children etc. Pay lawyer to send letters next 4-5 years. Kill yourself.
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Scribbly dibbly do
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>>674510433
Go fuck yourself you selfish prick.
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>>674504575
Has anyone tried this? If someone removes the wire, you have a mystery.
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>>674513510
why selfish?
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>>674513510
>irony
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Just keep cutting yourself, it will get you through the pain
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>>674513687
>You can't kill yourself, we own you!
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so OP hasnt killed themselves yet right?
what a surprising thread
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>>674515451
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>>674514655
They don't own you stupide nigger, they raised you with a purpose, with an expectation of you to grow up and be the better version of a human being you could, to remunerate the world for all the food, entertaiment and beauty it has given to us. But when they see you lying there dead, they will know all the investment they did on you wasn't worth it. You could have got therapy or something but no, you had to drop out. All their investment for nothing. Your dad will think "if i knew, i would have tossed this child into the trash", but of course, then it will be too late. You're life's fraud to your family.

But don't get me wrong, the world is overpopulated so any suicide is really welcome, especially because you're just thrash. Society will do the best to take care of your grieving parents so your lost will no cause effect on them, ergo on society, ergo on life.

Pd. If you want to be al least a little less selfish and go with more dignity. Stream it! At least you will know you gave us some laughs before you go!
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>>674497725
Aren't you taking any medications? Try an antidepressant. Paxil is a good one.
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>>674517007
define good. did you take more than one? how do you know? did your doctor just prescribe it and so it's the only one you took?

i bet if you take a long time to reply, you probably googled your response.
just be honest and reply soon.
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>>674497725
It'll be easiest for them if you leave behind your most recent STD test. That way your family won't be left in a limbo of wondering if they'll be infected when they fuck your corpse in all it's holes.
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>>674517427

Kill yourself already, faggot.
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>>674517740
The only sane answer in the whole fucking thread
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>>674516222
this
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>>674517427
I'm a psychiatric RN with 16 years experience. I've seen good results with patients who have taken Paxil. Maybe throw in some Ativan for anxiety. Or if you're a real nut add some Risperdal or Ability.
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>>674517855
nice response, ya fucking doctorbabby
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OP has either killed himself or is satisfied with his bait.
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>>674518051
thanks.
i'm the president of mongolia with 24 yr term. i've seen good results with citizens who have followed my policies. maybe throw in some social unrest for anxiety. or if your a real nut add in some north korea.
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>>674497725
Life gets much better.

Please don't kill yourself.

At least call a hotline, it can't hurt right?
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>>674518396
Add some noose for your neck troll cunt
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>>674516222
When death looks like a better option than life, they have clearly failed at whatever they were trying to do. If you're going to treat human life as an investment, then you should understand that some investments don't pay off. That's not the fault of the thing being invested in. That's a shitty decision by the investor. There are limits to how much I'm willing to pay for my parents' shitty investment.

Also, you're a fucking sociopath. You're unempathetic, and you expect other people to pay everything they have just to have the world abide by your idea of "right". You have no sense of a perspective other than your own.
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Kill others not your self leave a foot print in the world you hate
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kill urself while wearing a clownsuit, and cut a hole in the crotch with ur dickout, wear a diaper as well in case u shit after u die,
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stream it
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>>674518727
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>>674518396
a fucking nurse with 16 yrs exp on an ehtipionian food delicacy bulletin board at 2am est. yes i believe you.
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if you're jumping, do a flip faggot
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Don't kill yourself OP. You will miss out on American being made great again by Trump. Surely worth hanging around for...no pun intended.
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>>674518927
sorry meant for>>674518561
and>>674518051
PS i am obama
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>>674518051
I bet you've seen better results from car crashes.
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>>674519054
You must have a hard on for me. Thanks
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>>674518809
I think it would be better if he did it in blackface
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>>674498515
Top kek
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>>674519268
cool screenshot of ur RN certification.
cool screenshot of your 16 yr exp resume.

nigga eat a dick its 2am, u have work tmr if u worked 16 yrs
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>>674519634
Looks like its up all night ass fucking in your basement. You don't need to sleep. Unemployed Cucks like you sleep all day.
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Before commiting suicide, it is best to look as natural as possible especially if you have life insurance, since suicide isnt usually cover. Funeral is an expensive process, hence why it is best if you have life insurance. Asphyixation is probably the best since nothing can be trace in autopsy. Another recommendation is fuguu poision. Tetratoxin, its nausia and coma after consumption. Most common for life insurance purposes would be anti depressing since it messes with your serotoine and often time causes major mood swing when taking it but also going off from it, therefore insurance have to cough up despite it being drug related.
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>>674518568
Only difference is this is human investment, it's not just economic, it's also emotions. It's human, and you, fucking excuse for a human, are already an adult, it's already time to be responsable for yourself. If you want to go saying "bu hu, it's my parents fault!", sociaty already provided with a service you can go and better yourself internally, it's called psychoterapy. If you want to go is your fault and yours only.

But i already told you im good with your suicide. Really, i encourage it. We need less people, and if the worst people want to go by themself, then that's great for us! The productive members of society hurted by you will be fine in a year and you will never leech of society again, so pls go.

Pstt. stream it.
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Take 200 Tylenol tablets. That a fun way to go out.
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>>674520308
funny. i gotta be up in 5 hours, but i'm kind of going through my own personal stuff that keep me up.
i appreciate your underaged ass fucking basement comment, coupled with keyword cuck. this def helps prove you're a responsible RN with 16 years of industry experience.
you sound nowhere near 16 yrs of experience in anything. i've got 4 yrs experience in 'your' field and i'm making you look like a fool.
good night fool. don't post your pseudo-med garbage shit here. totally sobered me from my life problems to put actors like you away.
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>>674521244
See you on the locked unit boy when they bring you in in hand cuffs. Strait to the restraint bed you go. Some Haldol booty juice for you nigger. And no you can't have any Ativan because your a useless cuck.
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>>674520831
>Think of it like this analogy, except not.
If you're getting rid of all rational aspects, then it's nothing like an investment, and your analogy is retarded. Also, "being responsible for yourself" presumably means covering for your own cost. One way to do that is to drive the cost down to zero.

Oh wait, you're not going to accept any rational justification. You're just throwing around words to make people feel bad for not opposing suicide. Because, now let's say it together, you're a fucking sociopath.

Nobody trusts therapists. They'll do whatever it takes to prevent you from killing yourself, even if it means ruining your life moreso than it already is.
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>>674521244
Holy shit.
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>>674521244

You're an ass wiping nurse aid at an ALF good job nigger.
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>>674521244
>this def helps prove you're a responsible RN with 16 years of industry experience
>don't post your pseudo-med garbage shit
>totally sobered me from my life problems to put actors like you away
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>>674498810
/b/ has changed.
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>>674521244
checked
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>>674497725
What's your name? Area? Information? In case your serious, I say don't do it obviously, but if your serious I'll read you hibituary.
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>>674521244
You sound a little grandiose and manic to me nigger. /b/ is a great place by to pretend you're an intellectual.
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>>674521244
>mfw
>>674520308
rekt
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>>674522137
Funny how rational aspects favors you right? Funny how counter-arguments are just "words to make feel bad".Talk about selfish... but that's okey, i didn't expect anything else from you.

And your cost is no zero nigger, if they trew you up into the trash before they could expect anything of you, then that would be the case, but the tears of the people close to you will provee that you were worth something, only that you will not be there to see it.

>You're just throwing around words to make people feel bad for not opposing suicide.

what? nigga im telling you, KILL YOURSELF. I can't be more explicit than that.

>you're a fucking sociopath.
Getting this butthurt with me makes me fear you're not serious with commiting suicide anon. You're gonna do it tomorrow right?

>Nobody trusts therapists. They'll do whatever it takes to prevent you from killing yourself, even if it means ruining your life moreso than it already is.

I don't know if you're being ignorant or you're just justifying not getting profesional help. Which one is it anon?
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>>674497725
Don't. And if you do , leave something saying that you know the FBI's secrets , a dirty cum tampon , and a picture of this that says "Boom".
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dont do it OP, one of my buddies from high school's little brother just hung himself in their parents backyard of our small hometown and my friend ended up finding him in the morning when they all woke up and had to bring him down after he had already been gone for a while, just hanging there u kno. He's all KINDS of fucked up right now. going to funeral on saturday... FeelBadMan with a gun
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>>674523247
I'm not OP, and I have no intentions to kill myself tonight or tomorrow night.

>And your cost is no zero nigger, if they trew you up into the trash before they could expect anything of you, then that would be the case
Again, there are limits to how much I'm willing to pay for everyone else's bad decisions.

>I don't know if you're being ignorant or you're just justifying not getting profesional help. Which one is it anon?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duty_to_warn
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Leave me money, stream it, an hero.
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>>674523868
Happy to see younglins still uses the good old rope. Kids these days only go by pills overdose or something fancy as that. Oh, yeah. That's the way to kill yourself, with a rope in the neck. The good old times with bluer skyes..... time flies, eh anons?
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>>674522852
Are in Florida? I can call and have you Baker Acted and cops will take you to the nut ward. Three hots and cot and all the meds you want.
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>>674524074
wait? you're not killing yourself? Then whats the point talking to you lol

Anyway, pls think about it. If you're feeling down, you can help the planet going out!

peace!
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>>674523958
Hero that guy. Very quotable all sobered up taking a break from his problems. Wowing the 12 year olds.
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Don't be a faggot OP
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I say KILL YOURSELF OP. If you're still here. I hate all you attention seeking Borderlines. Not one of you fuckers that make a career of making other people miserable deserve to like. Useless.
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>>674524209
Who the fuck are you? I meant I would read it and pray for the poor bastard...what the fuck do you mean take me what the fuck...
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>>674524209
Some one thinks they are the shit
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>>674497725
Please call a suicide hotline.

It can't hurt.
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>>674525676
Someone who knows what to do when a motherfucker threatens suicide.
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>>674498057
Just fucking do it bitch once your brain stops working you don't have a care in the world so quit beating around the bush and get it over with, you pathetic nobody.
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>>674526235
Why did he reply to me like I was threatening suicide, saying I would get taken away... Is what Im saying
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OP is long gone. Where is Spiderman?
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>>674526530
If you make a suicidal threat or gesture and its reported to the authorities they will take you to be admitted and evaluated on the psychiatric unit.
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Are you serious or not OP? This is bullshit!
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>>674498347
>under american law it's illegal to kill yourself

Is this true? That's fucking gay. The land of the free but you don't have to choice of calling it quits when you've had enough. Here in the netherlands you only get a fine after a failed attempt to cover the costs of the ambulance etc. Wich is pretty fucking stupid by itself cause if you just leave the fucker die it won't cost you gas. But yeah when you die you're shit just becomes an inheritance for your family to pick up.
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