>>674487953
I have never smoked Crack.

>>674487953
I have to wake up at 6 tomorrow for my job

>>674487953
People call me back after an interview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WatIJlrIc_k

I am the baby daddy

>>674488469
Same but I have to interview a kid for an internship and I got too drunk tonight off black and tans. Happy St Paddy's day

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I'm currently playing DnD

I have a black friend

I still like Bill Cosby

I live in an apartment by myself, hate my parents, and associate with literally no one aside from classes

>>674487953
I'm 29 and live with my parents, who've been together for 33 years.

>>674488907
I'm drunk as shit all i see is you replied to me

>>674487953
I have a STEM degree.

>>674487953
i pay my taxes and dont have a criminal record, i have a sustaining marriage, which isn't cause of the children and i have payed off my mortgage

>>674488752
Holy fuck, the whiteness is overwhelming

I don't spend all my time screaming and complaining about privilege and sexism.

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>>674487953
I eat sunchips.

>>674487953
i have a black gf

I'm voting for Trump

I know where my dad is.

my favorite comedian is demetri martin

My penis is only 5 inches

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Favorite punk band...

got pulled over by a cop the other day and got off with a warning

>>674489463

IMPOSTER!

I am currently earning 60k a year

I bend my penis into my asshole when I'm horny and bounce gently

>>674489300
checked

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I browse /pol/

I'm in a jogging club that cost me 75$ to get in, then dropped another 90 on equipment.

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>>674489411
>dmitri Martin
Have some tits anon. I like ya.

>>674489463
you are indian, not white, you retaded puti

I own a bike, that I didn't steal.

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White power niggers.

Credit score of 820.

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>>674489463
>5 inch dick
>implying white people have tiny dicks

I turn down my music before I enter a residential zone.

THIS!!! (ﾟo`) >>674489273

I don't get harassed by police

>>674487953
I go to punk rock shows.

I got caught smoking a joint and the police just told me to do it out of public instead of shooting me

>>674489955
I kekked at the pic

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I preferred Snoopy when he was a dog

>>674489650
>there are people here that don't

>>674487953
I'm currently in University that my parents help pay for and I'm learning a degree that, while not STEM, I am relatively confident that I can find a decent paying job afterwards.

>inb4 delusional

[spoiler] Also my dick is average sized [/spoiler]

>>674487953
I fucking LOVE cheese!

>>674487953
I have a job.

>>674487953
I'm not afraid to display my ignorance for all to see.

>>674491296
The nigger thread is on leddit. Go back there.

>>674488978
This isn't a prove you're a virgin thread

I just bought a new cashmere sweater today

I can read the meme so that is the best indicator

I think that feminists and non-whites are trying to start an unneeded revolution and are threatening my stance in politics and the work place.

I just received a promotion and a raise.

I have a dad

I talked to my dad yesterday.

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I drink raw milk and organic food

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>>674488452
Nice try, Rob.

I wear clothing that fits

>>674492411
you have one uneven ugly fuckin nose thats for sure

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>>674487953
I enjoy laying naked on my bed on a hot day. The hot muggy air feels so swell on my sweaty unwashed body. The tantalizing aroma of my sweaty arm pits that smell of Italian sub accompanied by the aroma of my unshaven uncircumcised male appendage in which case is "swamp crotch", which is an enjoyable scent which gives me such an exciting tingling feeling which causes a enlargement of my male appendage. My unwashed anal cavity has such a horrible pungent smell, which smells of spoiled ham and raw fish. I thoroughly enjoy these wonderful nude layouts upon thy sleeping quarters.

I bought my tv

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I'm not.afraid of dogs and I don't eat them, either.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02NE1d680V3

>>674492741
Yup. But I won't get a nose job because I'm not a faggot or jewish.

I pay my taxes.

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>>674487953
>Prove you're White.
cos I fuck white women with muh dick... naah wait?... shieeet!

Burn in heck, Illuminati.

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>>674494464

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I voted for Donald Trump

>>674489384
I know who my dad is.

I bought my bike.

I BROUGHT my bike.

I went to a private school

OJ did it.

>>674487953
I have trouble comprehending the concept of "bike theft".

Looking at all these posts and not being able to relate to any of them

I don't know what my white privilege actually is

>>674490340
Clap clap clap. Well done.

I know the difference between a grape and a grapefruit.

>>674487953
I went to state competition for swimming

I'm Argentinian

>>674487953
Brutaldeath vocalist

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I'm about to eat a bowl of rice, onions, mayo, and potatoes, while streaming a movie off a Russian webserver.

"Santaria" and "What I got" have over 300 plays on my itunes. The rest of that Sublime album? Never heard it.

I have to hide my phone when walking in the night, instead of having a knife and the need to find a guy with a phone

What is "twerking"?

just checked 401k

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Here's the proof.

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Cause I hate me some banna'-eatin', friechicken lovin', greasa' 'aired, ba'oon fuckin' niggas. Just 'cause my skin i' black don' mean I ain't no p'oud, su'eriur wite man.I have a skin condition, y'all grimy ass niggas. Hi'ler had it right.

I have the compulsive need to have black slaves and take over 3rd world countries

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>>674494939
>>674495134
>>674495411

i'm about to father a child

>>674496180
isnt that justin timberlake's eye

My dad always came home after work.

I know my own father and I've held a steady job for the past 5 years.

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I found a lost bike and brought it to the local police station and the owner got it back.

>>674487953
I watch/play competitive Smash.
Not Smash 4 though. That shit disgusts me and all Tr4shies should be hanged. They're all the definition of a godawful neet.

>>674487953
>Never had any trouble with the law
>Only had a run in with a cop one time, because the apartment below mine had been robbed
>no issues at all

The people who usually end up having a bad time with cops are those who have a bad attitude. I know it's hard and not very fun, but unfortunately cops ARE people too, who get paid a pretty shitty wage to get to do a job with a high chance of getting killed - and if you just treat them like human beings, you may be surprised to find out that they only want to slam you in the curb if you're a snidey hard-ass with them.

Im on 4chan

I have a job that pays above minimum wage.

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Am white

I don't have welfare

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>>674487953
ok.

>>674489300
Fuckin lovr me some sun chips.

I homebrew.

>>674487953
I'm putting my son through State University. And he likes it!

I have 2 parents
I've been well fed all my life
I hate all niggers

I'm 31 and have no children.

>>674495980
Damn good songs, I sing " wrong way" to my dog when she goes to the vet. Also I'm so white I take my dog kayaking with me.

I frequently worry that I might be racist.

I'm a lawyer now.

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I HATE FUCKING NIGGERS! NIGGERS SUCK DICK!

I've been Shelby Foote's three volume history of the Civil War whenever I need a break from school work.

I think Ken Burns is the shit.

i'm into ponies and heavy metal while living in suburbia

>>674487953
Going to see my dad on Saturday

>>674487953
Why? I don't need to.

Sometimes I watch NOVA to help me fall asleep. But then it doesn't work, because I get really into it. Then I end up watching like four or five of 'em in a row.

Gosh.

>>674499098
Nova rules

I don't even own a tv.

I legitimately enjoy sparkling water

>>674498798
I sincerely hope you mean you *own* ponies.

Because niggers can be autistic too.

>>674499274
own? d'oh ho ho

i'm above owing animals, you charatin

I like soccer

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I watch anime

I'm at least 8 generations german. Lol.

>>674487953
I do massive amounts of blow

I still listen to A Perfect Circle.

i go to work everyday to support myself and contribute to society instead of spending my day crying about driscrimination

Born/Raised a Mormon

Eminem is the best rapper

>>674487953
I completely understand that you've used the word "you're" correctly.

>>674500600
I'm legitimately unsure as to whether it's called rap or hip hop now.

my pants are around my waist

I wear an ascot during the fall

>>674489816
why is your cock sideways?

I eat kale