Waifu claiming thread. Version 7.12Sleepy editionThe rules are very simple:claim
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Waifu claiming thread. Version 7.12
>Sleepy edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>dont pass out
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
>>674482416
megumin
Obligatory claim.
im immortal
Calm down everyone, the best waifu has arrived.
Bitch I'll make you scream my name between gasps of air and moans.
hello all again
>>674482613
Nothing to complain about. What about you? Are you in college? Working? NEET?
bitch pls best waifu ever
Welp, i tink this does it for today. Gonna go to sleep now. Have fun!
>>674483082
College while working retail, that's about it for me.
Glad to hear it.
>>674483257
good night, thanks for joining!
Izumi claimed c:
>>674481634
You're right, the last few episodes were quite heartbreaking.
Glad you fell in love with Kaori, she a qt.
>>674482992
>N-no I've never looked at doujin or smut my waifu has been featured in
I haven't.
I'm dead serious here, I don't have any lewds saved either.
>>674482992
You want to start ERP'ing too?
Come on, you were glad you missed it last time.
Ayy
I'm on my phone now
>claimed
>>674483673
I'm prett sure most people have looked for it or stumbled across it.
It's important, I think.
It's the point where you should realize porn with you're waifus a disgusting.
>unless it's tasteful and really well done
>>674483312
What are you studying?
>>674483673
I'm not sure if they are any doujins of Fran, the covers get quite lewd though
>>674483673
Are you afraid of sexuality?
>>674483673
she is a qt, my first waifu was Shizuku from Tonari but after reading the ending I could not keep her, she and Haru were just too good together it felt wrong, after being waifu less for months I found Kaori :)
>>674484140
forgot pic, i'm really bad at this
>>674484257
Piano > Violin
But Violin > Everything else
Boy on the piano > Her
But she's cute I guess.
>>674483993
>porn with you're waifus a disgusting.
Agreed, mysterious anon.
>>674484069
Don't be a retard, please.
I don't fap to Ruri, not because I think she's unsexy or anything, but because she's my waifu.
>She's special.
Also, there's plenty of shit in the internet that I can fap to.
>Now for serious, you fap to Tomoko?
Ebola chan best waifu.
Alright guys I'm tired, I'm going to bed. Goodnight everybody.
Claimed
>>674484851
Night anon.
>>674484702
Defidently a qt
>>674484851
Night!
>>674484606
i'm a cello man myself but the violin + piano duet is beautiful
>>674484006
Mass Communication.
>>674484642
Not at all. But I can enjoy the doujin she is featured in. Even if it is fucking RADIOHEAD.
Such a waste of talent.
But it's whatever makes him happy.
Whatever he wants.
>>674484851
goodnight!
-kaori
>>674484998
Agreed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fRaWZji_Co
guys do you think mugi is a qt :^)
>>674484851
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>674485220
Her eyebrows kill my boner.
>>674485178
also skip to 2:08 if you want the violin part. 'Cause it's great.
>>674485574
:^(
>>674485075
>Not at all. But I can enjoy the doujin she is featured in
Fair enough, that's pretty much what I wanted to hear.
>You DO have lewds, though.
>>674484006
You've looked for it, Fran?
I'm guessing there should be, at least.
>>674484851
Goodnight cowposter.
>>674485041
Sounds cool
>>674485220
Yes, all waifus are cute! Especially Fran and Hand!
>>674485178
I think most will agree the piano is the king of the instrumental world.
the legend Rostropovich himself still sticks up for us cello guys though!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmJvN2wDCno
>>674485220
yes but i've never watch K-ON so that is only appearance based.
>>674484642
I agree whole heatedly with this, I was very happy to see Konachan had no porn for Kaori, it just wouldn't feel right
>>674485719
Yeah, it really is. Found out what I wanted to do for my career relatively early so I guess I'm lucky.
>Especially Fran and Hand
>Hand blush
You're a pretty big qt yourself.
>>674485719
>ebola chan not cute
>>674485762
Meh, it's different.
You might as well compare to brass, reed or synthesizers.
>>674485715
>You DO have lewds, though
That's a fucking understatement and I'm not ashamed at all.
>>674485715
Only found single lewds, not whole doujins. But I've only looked a few times.
>>674485988
Thanks, but that hand is down right LEWD
>>674486106
More if a polio person, though Spanish Flu is under appreciated
This bitch
>>674486542
Only as lewd as you want it to be.
>>674486542
I agree with you, the Spanish Flu is really under appreciated, people only seems to talk about aids and the Black death these days.
>>674486425
a fair point, but i think that instruments can be compared, on a personal level. Which sounds do you prefer, and for many I think that is the piano and violin, which explains why they are so popular. and they are popular for a reason, they are beautiful together
>>674486690
>bitch
>slut
>bitch
>slut
>bitch
>slut
>.gif
>>674486427
>I'm not ashamed at all.
It's fine, I can take that.
But why would you need lewds?
>You might as well ask one of your multiple friends for a quickie, normielord.
>>674486875
The grand piano has a bit of an unfair advantage in that it can produce such a big range of tones compared to vitually all other traditional instruments.
In a sense that makes it the obvious choice for best, in some sense. Certainly the best in its field.
Personally I prefer stringed instruments like violas or violins (electric guitar deserves a honorable mention).
But they are limited by themselves.
Teamwork is a good thing.
>>674487638
To be honest with you, this was the first show I watched.
>>674486796
Things are about to get extra LEWD!
>>674486817
I mean, the Spanish Flu epidemic killed more than World War 1 did, and would be one of the best options for a biologic weapon. But most people just say "oh, it's just the flu"
>>674487356
Why not? Still my waifu.
Also.
>3DPD
Not even with your dick.
>>674487829
nice
>>674487907
It sucks when people call it the Flu even though it killed people, its like naming the black death to the black cold or some shit, the Spanish Flu doesn't get enough respect these days.
>>674487907
>pats regularly
>>674487795
teamwork is a great thing!
Alright everyone, I really need to finish up some work so i'll be heading out. I may be back late tonight. If i don't see you again have a good night. and remember...
Umaru claimed
>>674488486
Good night.
>>674488174
Well, it is a strain of the influenza virus, so it is the flu, just an incredibly nasty variant. Rabies also needs the respect it deserves, only around 4 or 5 people have survived after they started showing symptoms, making it the deadliest disease ever
>>674488332
>surgically adds more hands to be pat with
the ending to AD was honestly kind of meh
still one of the best ive seen though
>>674488486
Goodnight, Kaori.
>>674488032
Oh well.
You'll be here, let's say, during the weekend?
>>674489044
>regularly pats continuously with multiple hands
>>674489044
I didn't actually know that, but still I think that it should had gotten a more respectable name, I agree with you on Rabies.
>>674488332
>Coca-Cola
What is wrong with you Anon?
>>674489339
Doubt it. Family is in town for spring break and they want me around.
Probably have a list of chores they want me to do too.
I'll try to pop in for a bit but if I am able it won't be long.
Claimed
>>674483161
HYOHYOHYO
SHPEEDOO-WHAGGHONNNN!
God, fucking Stroheim, the based german
>>674482416
i had a real life waifu for awhile.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>674489709
No worries, Pepsi is better.
>>674489359
3LEWD5ME!
But please continue
>>674489556
Why did you think they called it the Spanish Flu?it's a strain of the H1N1 flu virus
Claimed
>>674490005
>regularly pats at faster rates
With this amount of hands rubbing someone's back would be a breeze. I had more arms.
>>674490005
Intresting, also I hadn't read much about it, in my history text books there was only one paragraph about it, and that was five years ago.
>>674490501
>I had
I wish*
Guess it's that time of night again.
>>674489869
>Doubt it.
I kind of expected that. Hope you hang around if you have the time, though.
I guess I should thank you, you said you'd come back and here you are.
>You're lucky these threads are filled with nice people who I can talk to.
>>674490501
Oh my! So much patting!
>>674490604
It's weird how few people know about it, since it was the first real pandemic
>>674490623
Yeah, it is late, guess I'll go to sleep, and don't worry, I'll be nice and toasty!
>>674490645
A little birdie perched on a grapevine told me that you like to play the victim. I'm sure you'd suffer for me forever with the short lie of "soon."
>>674491215
Yeah, it is a real shame, do you know any good books about diseases?
On a scale of 1 to 10 what would you rate Yuno?
Not that I care.
Personally I think she's an 11. However, most people are saying 10.
>>674491215
All the pats for you, Fran-kun.
Yeah, had a feeling you were going to use that as a que to sleep. Shame, enjoy having you around.
Enjoy your night.
>>674491491
I would give Yuno a 7/10, nice personality, nice hair colour but she doesn't kill enough people.
>>674491215
night fam
Anyone know where I can get merchandise of my waifu?
>>674492173
Buyfag.moe
>>674491481
I can understand why you'd lurk around, even if for a bit.
Two weeks wasn't that much, though.
>I even asked random people for anime sauce multiple times.
>>674492577
Anime?
>>674492577
Maybe not for you. These weeks have been a dragged out hell for me.
I can't even watch new anime. Why fucking live?
>>674491811
You must be pretty mad they got you're waifu under control.
>>674492173
Meh, she has one GK and one action figure + random crap and cosplay goods.
>>674493268
I was outraged when they did, heck I sent a letter to the UN for them to stop that shit but it didn't stop them.
>>674493268
What's a GK?
Why is my waifu so neglected?
Hey guys
>>674493680
I suppose that it might have to do with some people not liking Yanderes
>>674493871
Hello
>>674493871
Heyo, welcome back, buddy.
>>674493925
Kek.
>>674492729
>Oreitomote
>>674492949
Can NEETs really be that busy?
>I can't even watch new anime. Why fucking live?
Which one dragged your attention?
>>674493871
You're back.
Have you come to your senses about my waifu?
>>674493680
A GK essentially is a plastic model kit.
>>674494052
She's not a Yandere, she's just misunderstood.
>>674494609
UGLY PINK FUCKING HAIR
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
My waifu is a goddess of death bitch!
>>674494218
Remember when I said I don't have an internet connection because bills?
How am I supposed to watch anime if I have no internet?
Hell I'm rewatching Working!! right now because I have nothing else to do and FF got boring.
So it's not a matter of not having time, it's a matter of not having resources.
>>674494838
Are you sure? she seems to stalk Yukki a lot.
>>674494973
>Goddess of death
Anon please that is a joke, Ebola-chan is the Goddess of death.
Checkmate.
>>674494052
Hi Ebola-chan
>>674494137
How are you, Handman?
>>674494153
Hey mugi
>>674494609
good tier
>>674495253
Ebola-Chan is a goddess of ebola, a disease that will soon be wiped out by aryan superscientists.
Proof of her godhood
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/777202/
>>674495383
How are you doing on this fine night/day?
>>674482535
MAGA before I sleep..
>>674495383
Doing alright, thanks for asking, man.
You?
>>674495876
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
Buyfag Doesn't say anything about brands but this is something I'm interested in. Any thoughts?
>>674496022
This brand**
blanc claim
>>674495535
Ebola-Chan will never die as long as Africa is populated.
>>674495135
>Rewatching Working!!
I feel bad for you, trying to look for any way of entertainment .
Please, use every last bit of internet connection you have wisely.
Maybe download some GBA ROM's or something that could help you.
>>674495253
That's only because she's trying to protect him.
>>674495383
There's an extra 'o' in there. Typos suck.
>>674496293
Nice choice there.
>>674496318
That's why we need to bomb them and get it over with.
>>674496538
Why thank you
>>674496529
Well, there is a limit to how much one can stalk someone before going from stalker to yandere, Yuno passed that point ages ago.
>>674496550
Why bother when Ebola-Chan kills them slowly?
>>674496321
Got em. N64 and a few PS1 games too. Trying to switch between a few titles everyday and mix some anime in but...
I miss the internet.
O snap I still have L4D installed.
>>674496746
because we need to stop Ebola from spreading to the healthy superior Aryans, dumbass.
>>674496746
But, but she's not a bad person.
>>674495580
Pretty good, you?
>>674495987
I'm ok, could be better.
>that's one of my favorite pictures of yours
>>674496529
*mid tier
>my bad
>>674496901
Why?Ebola-Chan is a good thing, it can lead to even superior Aryans who can be immune to Ebola.
>>674497144
That depends on the person.
>>674496022
I have no idea what you're even looking at.
>>674497235
Glad to hear it, man.
>could be better
Anything up?
>>674497235
I suppose fine, would be better if people would just allow Ebola-Chan to spread.
>>674497239
Ebola-chan is the most wretched filth on the planet and must be stomped out so Aryans can instead enhance themselves with nanotech in the future. Leads to far superior Aryans and we don't go through the hassle of adapting of Ebola.
>>674496837
You'll eventually get a decent connection, you just wait.
You just have to work hard for it!
>and it'll all be worth it.
>>674497239
So long as you don't get in her way.
Everyone she killed had it coming if I remember correctly.
>>674497790
But if that happens my waifu will be killed, at the very least let her spread in Africa and the middle east, it will kill niggers and sandniggers.
>>674498006
I suppose that it is true.
>>674497790
What about all those useless aryans who do nothing but waste our precious meat and milk?
>>674497957
>work
No.... No!
NO!
yeah... I need a new job. The NEET life is super fun for a short time but the stress build up over time is a slow and silent killer.
>>674498260
What the fuck do you THINK we do with them?
Into the oven they go.
>>674498211
Very well. We will feed the defective Aryans to Ebola-Chan to get rid of them.
>>674498501
But what to do with them if they somehow become immune?
So I found a thing, but it was sold out years ago...
Looks like our love was never meant to be :(
>>674498501
I don't see the point in turning them into ash when they still have mostly functioning organs and potential slave labor value
>>674482416
>waifuing a character from a video game who doesn't even have any character other than her stupid quotes and some text story someone else wrote for her which she doesn't even act out
low test
i think im leaving for tonight everyone...
my bad for not being here too much today. i had a bunch other shit i was doing today.
>>674498769
People waifu background characters.
Not side characters or supporting characters.
I'm talking straight up background characters like Poor-fag from Madoka.
>>674498839
no one gives a shit
>>674498839
Oh, well have a nice night/day.
>>674497557
It's nothing serious, I just wish I could be posting from my computer right now.
>>674497605
It's ok, Ebola-chan can spread through my community anytime.
>>674497790
>>674498501
Calm down friend
>>674498839
night mugi
>>674499070
they're low test too, what's your point
>>674498711
Upgrade Ebola-Chan.
>>674499238
Eboltra-chan
>>674499073
Kek
>>674498501
Furfags
must
die
>>674498743
>slave labor
>functioning organs
>machine labor
>synthetic organs that are better than "real" organs
Runescape is fucking weirds.
>>674499137
Thanks
>>674499238
It's not that easy when people continue to make cures that fuck her over.
>>674498409
I've never been a NEET, but I'm sure it's pretty fun for a while.
>Try to get something that wouldn't turn you into a complete wageslave.
>Who would stop funposting at all.
>>674499416
strip them of their ability to make cures
>>674499404
ok, you got me beat
>>674499530
Well for that we would just have to place them in Africa, there is jack shit for them to create a cure there.
>>674483038
Goddamnit don't make me depressed again
>>674499716
me likey
Oh god my fix this thread is like crack. Internet claimed
>>674499502
It's basically being a glorified bum.
Also I think I misread one of your comments, really the only new anime I was watching was Dagashi Kashi. Was about to check out whatever Galko is from, Konosub or whatever, that Rakugo anime and Dimension W but I can't. Sucks to be poor with no job.
>>674482416
I think I'll claim Syndra.
>Claimed
>>674500294
Hello there Ruby
>>674500243
Pic or it didn't happen
(and there are possibly multiple Syndras, it's nice to know which one)
Good all is in order now
>>674500229
It sucks having a job and money and never have the time to enjoy life.
I want to kill myself.
>>674500789
Don't kill your self make time like I do
>>674499137
Oh, alright. Well I hope whatever it is resolves itself soon.
Does this count as a waifu?
It counts as a waifu
>>674500566
You're a big girl
>>674500789
Well, there isn't much merch of you're waifu to spend your money on either.
>>674501043
I don't think it matters
>>674500229
>Also I think I misread one of your comments
>Re reading my posts.
Don't be such a qt.
I'm at uni right now, I'm sorry I don't know that feel yet.
>Dagashi is pretty meh, by the way.
>>674501043
Why wouldn't it?
>>674501072
Thanks?
>>674501014
Thanks Handman, you're a cool guy
>>674499416
No problem
>>674501135
Low blow anon, low blow.
>>674500997
I can't.
>>674500997
>>674501180
oh, suddenly - mai waifu
>>674501388
Not really, but thanks.
>>674501248
Because she is kind of a he
Only waifu certified to improve lives.
>>674501639
That doesn't matter.
>>674501248
It is very Meh but fun things are fun. Saya's interactions with Coconuts and Hotaru's natural lewdness is all that's carrying the show. Go figure.
>>674500789
I'd still rather have a job than not.
