stomach cramps, and no shitting for a week or two?

Death

To be hungry.

Eternal damnation. Suicide is a sin you heretic.

Having a lot in common with Ethiopia

Failure.

Gift me all my shit on amazon and steam before you go?

Looking like a Jew

>>674458060
Find the jew

>>674458412

Nobody is forcing this nigga to die. May as well help me out before he dips.

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>>674457230
this

Starvation is a terrible way to die. You probably don't have the willpower for it. Nothing personal, it's just that most people wouldn't get anywhere near the point where starvation is fatal before they would would murder to eat something.

Try holding your breath until you faint. If you can't do that then you won't be able to starve yourself.

>>674458967
This

dont. do a quick and painless way. bullet right above left temple.

>>674457230

Not to last more than 2 days.

>>674459130

Why the left temple specifically?

>>674457230
hunger

>>674459130
No guns here.

Unless you're locked in a room it's not gonna happen. Your instincts will take over and you will eat

You would never be able to fight the urge to eat

>>674457230
Hey OP, what's eating you?

>>674457230
Talk to someone, suicides not worth it.

>>674457230
I think you'll get all th the attention you're looking for. Sympathy will flow from friends and family for the poor little chooken who can't cope and wants to die but chose a method that will take weeks and will secretly squirrel away some nutrients for when no ones looking.
Respect won't be something that you're going to find but pity and sympathy and plenty of thqt attention you crave.
But if you do manage to convince them that this is how you're going to go then enjoy the loony bin cos they're going to strap you to a table with a drip iv and you'll be right as rain i a few months.

>>674459302
Because commie temple is worst temple

Please talk to me.. I can offer amazing insight.. I'll do everything I can to save your life

>>674457230
First 3 days are the hardest after that it's smooth sailin'.

>>674460088
It is.

>>674460176
Nobody can save me now.

>>674460135
Kek

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>>674459757
Best joke 2k16

OP you should read "Hunger" by Hamsun. You'll almost certainly enjoy it.

>>674457230

Be sure to change name to Skelly Skellington.

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>>674462427

If you're willing to commit suicide by hunger, have an internet connection, and no access to guns;

You surely have access to a building or bridge that's over 10 stories.

Jump, you fucking pussy.

>>674458967
Not when you have an eating disorder
My lowest was 6 stone and I was a 19 year old male

>>674457669
You caught me off guard anon holy shit

>>674463719
>6 stone
How heavy is that post 1700's?

Post a pic of your asshole...

Man, if you're serious about killing yourself don't use starvation. And if you want to use starvation, lock yourself up in a secluded place.

>>674457230

You can expect Not dying through starvation, because you're a Pussy faggot with no willpower

>>674464212
True but i HAVE to die this way.I'm too much of a pussy to jump from a building.

>>674464084
kek

>>674464426
Buy helium and a respirator mask then.

Look up "exit bag suicide"

God damn you are full of shit pussy.

>>674464669
No,i will use starvation.My friend told me that after 2 weeks of not eating anything i will possibly not be able to touch any food.

>>674464426

So you have the willpower to not eat for weeks, but not the willpower to just keep living? The hell are you doing

>>674464084
lost

>>674464084
In English its 6 Stone .... in Yank speak its 84lb

>>674465037
How many pebbles in a stone?

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>>674457230
why are you so unhappy? if you really wanted to die you would do it immedility without telling anyone, tell us whats the matter.

Stream it on twitch and link it here.

>>674457230
Make sure not to drink any water and don't sleep, also live stream the whole fucking thing. It'll be awesome. For extra bonus points eat nothing but salt.

Can you post a pic of your face? I want to see what you look like.

>>674457230
You should expect nothing because you are nothing. You are finally acknowledging you are worthless and deserve no more food. Good bye rodent

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>>674465037
Whatever you say bro

>>674465687
Please do this OP, make your last days mean something

>>674465486
My gf left me.

>>674464855
He is full of shit.

Once you become starving to the point of dying your instincts will kick in and you'll do anything for food.

Unless you are held captive or in a survival situation, dying from starvation is almost impossible.

>>674465687
>>674457230
Please do this. Make it mean something. We would watch.

>>674466246
Kinda sounds fun

>>674466246
You're wrong,when you're at the point of dying you won't even have power to walk.

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>>674457230

to be hungry, stomach aches

Also why starvation can I ask? There's so many other quick and easy ways. My preferred method would be suicide by cop or shove a knife straight through my throat. Both are easy just don't be a pussy, you know?

Also why kill yourself when there are so many porn webms to watch

Waiting 2 to 3 weeks for your body to go through the 3 phases of starvaton before you run out of energy.

You won't die from hunger, you will die from being sick, your immune system will shut down and that's what will get ya.

If you want to do it a not messy way, just go to the store but one of the ~$5 Bottle of 100 pills and eat a bunch of those, that will kill you. Or drink some bleach, or a noose, even using a belt would work.

What ever way you do it just remember it's a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

>>674466621
Well no shit but if he isn't in the two situations I listed (needing food but not guaranteed) he will find food and do ANYTHING for it. It's instincts if there is food and you are starving to take it any way possible.

>>674466655
source pls

>>674466655
Nicr dub dubs.

However, a knife through your throat is quite painful, almost always effective though. But having the willpower to do it to yourself is another issue.

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>>674467029
Not sure sorry friend. Here's another

>>674466655
>suicide by cop
don't do this, not cop wants to be leave while hes investigated for almost a year for shooting you, whats worse is if the media catches it and it turns into POLICE GUN DOWN SUICIDAL MAN. also if you plan to take other people with you you are an even bigger piece of shit.

>>674467002
What will i die from then?Sickness?

It's not a temporary problem.

>>674458967

6 stone? lol. Try using pounds or kilos fuckwat. This isn't the stone ages.

>>674464970

I'm not OP, but I understand him perfectly. Shooting yourself or jumping from a building takes a helluva more willpoer than anyone who hasn't attempted to thinks, because that literally goes against the most basic survival instinct of any lifeform on the planet.

Meanwhile, living on is never about willpower - that just happens, and will keep happening until you manage to end it. What non-suicidal people don't seem to understand, or more likely pretend not to, is that suicide isnt about obtaining death but about getting rid of life. If your life is pain, then the sooner you end it the better.

>>674467396
Suicide by cop is almost never confirmed until after. All the cop sees is a crazy many sprinting towards him with a 9 inch knife with a razor sharp blade. Upon further investigating they might find a suicide note in your pocket though.

>>674467310

> both are easy just don't be a pussy, you know?

>>674467558
Whats the problem going on?
And yes from sickness, your immune system will shutdown and you won't be able to fight off the simplest of sicknesses.

>>674467903
My gf left me.

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>>674467310
better yet you will still have some time to feel the regret of your awful choice before you go into shock.

>>674467002

>its not a temporary problem

says someone who hasn't gotten past the temporary problem

>>674467983
She obviously wasn't the one for you, it isn't something to end your life about, trust me anon I've been through this before.

Later in life you will look back to this period of time and realize that ending your life wouldve been a terrible choice.

There is plenty of fish in the sea don't spend your entire life going after one fish

>>674457230
Severe abdominal pain, like someone is stabbing you in the guts for a few days, then you get weak, start to lose your sanity and then you die while in a state of hysteria.. fun stuff

>>674467801
Exactly! If you're going to commit suicide than just fucking do it. Stop seeking attention.

I've put a Glock 22 up to my head with a bullet in the chamber and full clip twice.

Both times i thought it wasnt worth doing and shit will get better. It has. And OP is a fag.

>>674467983
are
you
retarded
?

>>674467627
That pun tho

>>674467983
text her saying u want her back and well tell u what to say

>>674468275
She was the one for me,we've been together for 1 year and 8 months and she just broke up with me for no reason.This is fucking bullshit,the pain is too much.

>>674468641
Already did but she told me to move on

>>674460695
>20 years from nuclear power and sex bots
yeah man kill yourself, more for me