>>674442700
Ha gey

>>674442998
yeah ''gey''

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>>674442700
Ever seen an old welder??? Yea not a pretty sight.

Quit welding 2 years ago. Second best choice ever . First was that i pulled out and dident make my w.t gf preggo win win

>>674443353
how long did you weld for?

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>>674442700
>>674443353

Ironically, I too weld but for a major US automotive company. Debated about going into school after being involve with skill trade at the company I work for. Then a month or so ago got moved to a new welding job (and hemmer for door assembly) and worked two days on the job and got zinc oxide poisoning. Or atleast I am pretty sure I did, because I do not normally cough up blood. Currently in the process to switch to medical industry for long term, but taking a fat pay cut :(

Fuck welding.

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>>674443701
5 years. Did welding repairs on boats.

>>674443889
That sucks. No personal rebreather?

I drive OTR for a major carrier and also train new drivers. Sudanistanis are the worst. Dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. 2 of them have crashed my truck already.

I copper plate bullets for a living.

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Freelance pen-tester. Investor. Also, Sell my own encrypted and anonymous cell phone service. Bout to be building a server, that I will have encrypted and anonymous email service on. Aswell as working on building an app with my programmer that is an equal partner in the freelance CompSec business.

Salmon farmer .

>>674445501
Me again.
Check em

>>674445501
Do u guys ad colour to salmon food?

>>674444844

The job I got moved to (we get little to no training, ever on any position) I started working on as soon as the bell started for our shift. I was working close to a hemmer that spews some pretty nasty gas and fumes out of because its folding metal over metal with a couple of different sealers. I started to get a scratchy throat and ate a bunch of cough drops to try and fix it.Then day two of same job, I was like "Fuck this sucks over here" and was wondering why I felt so bad. Then a team leader came over and was like "did you turn on the scrubber?" and of course I was like "Well no how the fuck would I know about a scrubber on a job I have never worked on?"

I told him I felt like shit he said to go over the hazard sheet and see what it says which is bullshit because the rating is not correct for safe levels of harmful particles in the air. I turned the scrubber on and finished my shift. The next morning I woke up feeling like absolute shit. Coughed when I was brushing my teeth and hacked a gross loogie ball up with a substantial amount of blood in it. Luckily the next time I got that same job I turned the scrubbers on. Now I know why the Team Leaders and people who worked in that area for 30 years have hoarse voices and gravely speaking. Who knows how many years they did it for without OSHA coming in and telling them you have to have a scrubber on these jobs.

>>674445501
Norway?

Systems analyst and designer

currently in the process of getting my teaching degree for early childhood education. Am I fucking up?

>>674445676

I should also note, those welding jobs are not classified to have any sort of masks for, and being bearded I couldnt wear one anyway.

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>>674445222

Design fuel systems for jet engines.

Exotic Car Sales

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>>674446106
Can you confirm that the fuel can melt steel beams? The truth lies in your hands

>>674445837
Hell yeah. At least teach high school and become the new /b/ rad.

make tobacco

I drive a semi truck

>>674443353
SAAUUUCE

>>674445676
What dicks. Hate people who just chuck you into things like that without proper introduction.

When i went to learn how to weld there was a guy who had been welding for a week without putting his shield down. Instead he had been looking through the little slot on the bottom since he could not see when the shield was down......was like wtf.. Took him a few weeks before his eyesight was back to normal again.

Also dickheads wearing metal jewlery..using gloves when operating the floor drill.

Best part was when a arab fucked up our cutting robot by getting the flame of the oxy acet too close too the metal. Cant remember what its called in english. Dumb mutherfucker dident even cut the gas. Just stood there looking at the massive flame sounding like a jet engine

>>674446209

Given the proper mix of oxygen, jet fuel can melt fuckin' granite.

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>>674446209
Here's your proof

I work for the city I live in. Parks and Rec department. The crew I'm on consists of the boss, the mower guy, the general worker (my father), and me (also a general worker). Mornings we ride around the park picking up trash, then we take care of the 6 baseball fields (not all 6 are for baseball, some are softball or teeball fields, but their all the same to me). Me and my father run the weed eaters get the spots the mower can't go to. We also set up the Civic Center if there are events planned. Though half the time we just sit around.

Most laid-back job ever!

Financial Planner

>>674445501
*Semen

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>>674445874
U can have a manveard and still be safe with this

>>674442700
inventor / autocad guy. moneys so so. the job is annoying plus you sit on your ass whole day.

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>>674442700
ayyeeee great to see some welder /b/ros

>>674446701
No idea saw them titties here and had too save them

>>674442700
Wine and Liquor distributor warehouse staff.
I tell my boss when we need to order more inventory, check the inventory that comes in and take orders to be shipped out.
Very exiting. At least I am my own manager and my boss is laid back. Pay isnt bad either.

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>>674446906

The only good part is most of the jobs in the auto industry use fixtures to hold pieces while robots do most of the work. So most idiots can do it. But with this being so common place, rarely is there any training what so ever. ANY TRAINING. They show how to load the job up in the fixture once or twice then expect you to do it (sometimes its 3 peoples worth of work, so instead of just 1 cell its 3 - 4 cells for one worker which = 3 - 4 separate jobs). So rest easy knowing your "american produced" vehicles are being made with sub assembly parts with no training whatsoever.

I see people all the time doing the same shit, welding and doing work with heavy machinery with jewelery on. Its a big no no. Fingers get lost because of that fuckin wedding ring they may be wearing. I have another friend I work with that said the same thing about welding with a mask on, said some dumbass in his classes already basically went temporarily blind because of not listening to his instructor. (mind you that isnt through our employer)

>>674447441
what type of welding is your strong point?

Carpentry

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>>674447044

>>674447259

That looks like a super nice system. The company is supposed to pay for supplies needed but if any worker requested to get one of these management would laugh in their face.

AINT NOBODY GONNA GET YOU A MASK FOR YOUR JOB PLEB!

>>674448003
Arc welding is my strong point, wbu?

>>674442700
I push buttons for a living. 55 hours/week. I get paid a good sum, i really really hate my fu king life i feel like i have no more time for anything.

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>>674447259
Fuckin dope helmet, I need to get a auto-darkening one soon

Im an air traffic controller

>>674448265
probably TIG welding to be honest but im pretty good at Arc too

Customer service. DWP

>>674448681
TIG and MIG are easier, Arc just makes a stronger weld so thats why i've tried to get better at it.

For as long as I can remember, I've lived off of these quads.

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>>674448404
you can buy really cheap ones but the screen is too small for me. i have this mask the screen is perfect

Disabled landscaper here. You cut enough lawns it'll put your ass on the couch. Permanently. And make you deaf.

>>674447773
Wow thats so fucked up... knew that it was bad but not that bad...

Ive given up on those ppl. I tell them 2 times then after that those dumb fucksticks can loose all their limbs.

>>674448119
3M That shit is legit the best I have used. Not like the minion looking weldingmasks favoured in america. Only downside is that they dont ventilate if you pass wind... Farting and curry night the day before is not a good combination

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>>674442700

forex trader

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>>674449038
Ya I'm probably gonna save up for a good one with a cool design on it

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>>674442700
I work at a local subway as a sandwich artist(?)

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>>674448404
This one is great. No need to take off helmet put on saftey glasses and then use the grinder. All in one. (cause we all know welders are lazy bastards)

>>674449038
>>674449102
>>674449616

ITT: welding bros
Not even mad.

Oilfield Electrician here making $35 an hour

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>>674449616
WHERE HAVE THESE BEEN
Like that'd be perfect for me, also the thing about welders being lazy is hella true LOL

>>674442700
Plumbing/HVAC/Gas fitting/Boilers

Mechanic @ German import shop. I love my life. No sarcasm. I used to manage restaurants and I was miserable. Now my head is always held high when I go to work.

Dream is my own shop.

>>674449979

Just youtube
3M™ Speedglas™ Welding Helmet 9100FX-Air Overview
some fgt talking but he explains the shit.

haha not only lazy but we also love to compare and then be quick to say how much better we can weld

Own/operate a crematorium

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I work on Fanuc CNC machines.

>>674449616
They're so sick

>>674450394
soooo fucking true LOL

>>674450539
How do u guys make sure its the correct body that goes in?

How can you be sure that the remains are the correct remains

Have you ever mixed up remains?

>>674450622
I also work on CNC machines , do you hate your life too or is it just me?

>>674442700
noone gives a fuck nigger

>>674450802
Shit is legit bro
>>674450854
hahaha protip when using the pig gloves (when u get new) drown those fuckers in cold water then hang them up top dry (not in direct sunligt)

They dont burn so easily when you do that

>>674450917
1 at a time. Not that hard.

With animals, they are separated with fire bricks & have metal I'd tags. Nothing mixes

>>674445470
i kek at dis

>>674449415
I used to trade forex full time until had a huge margin call and swept all my cap. I barely had enough sleep and always paranoid. How do you do it anon?

>>674451497
I mean before the cremation.. How do you know that the body is John Doe and not Jane DOe ...Do you do a visual inspection of the body?

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chef @ wendy's
$8,75 / hour
37yo

>>674442700
Project designer for an architect firm

>>674450917
Never mixed any1 up. There's alot to make sure that doesn't happen. I'd tags,paperwork. Also, it's just me. So I don't have to worry about an employee fucking up.

>>674442700
Freelance writer.

>no boss
>set own hours
>set own pay by contract
>work anywhere

Once you get established and a good portfolio you're golden. Work comes to you. I'm about to take off on my motorcycle and travel the US for a year or so, making money anywhere there's wifi.

The American Dream failed, so I made my own.

>>674451746
That wouldn't be on me. I rely on the guy before me doing his job. I can only do my best with what I have to work with.

It's happened with animals, but was caught b4 the process started. Obviously the bag that said 5lb cat that weighed 85lb was not fluffy.

>>674452041
Good too know. Heard a lot of shit about the caskets being open ,clothes stolen from the remains.

How do you get rid of the decomp smell from your clothes?
Are you used to the smell ?

>>674442700
I go to school for a living at the moment

management trainee for a national car rental company. used to deal with trucks at a different company.

Commercial Mortgage-backed Securities stuff.

Pro-tip: If you're a rich enough fag to be an investor, stay away from any Portfolios of the "Single Family Rental" type. If/when the economy takes another hit in the next 5-10 years, these assets will likely be a contributing factor. A lot of them are the same collateral that went tits-up during the crash, but now repackaged as Commercial assets to get around the Dodd-Frank restrictions on Residential investments. The same banks/entities/people that originated the shitty investments that fell apart in 08-09 are still in the business, they mainly just switched employers around like a game of hot potato. Still with the same, shitty credit fundamentals.

Also, probably not wise to rent one as a resident for terribly long if you aren't positive of your finances. A deal too good to be true probably is.

They'll look like good investments from either end for a while longer, as none are older than 2014. But it won't take more than a decade to see shit unravel.

>>674452559
Everything in a casket goes. Biggest waste of money. Alot of metal melts & is discarded.

Body's go in the bags they come in, or caskets...be it cardboard or wood

>>674445676
Aaand thats why they are required to train you on that before hou even start working.

Que segue. I work in Occupational Health and Safety. Id say AMA but im getting ready to go to work.

>>674452559
They don't really smell. Everything comes from a morgue. We get a smelly dog once in awhile. It's not something you get used to.

There is a smoke odor when the machine runs. That, I'm used to. I think it's a clean smell..... I could compare it to burning hair I guess

>>674453559
Heard that peppermint oil will hide a lot of smell. Maybe worth a try when u get a smelly dog

Thanks for answering the questions

>>674453972
I have Vick vapr rub. I put it under my nose. I'll look into peppermint oil. Vics doesn't work that great.

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Right now I work at an auto parts factory, and I get pretty decent sized bonuses as well as pretty good pay for brain dead work. Working on getting a machining degree because I'd like to go get a job for one of the auto giants instead of making parts for them.
Life is meh. At first people made fun of me for getting a factory job out of high school, now I drive a 15' Chevy Ltz and go to just about every music festival in the summer while they sit at home and smoke pot or jerk off. I find my happiness in knowing I'm living pretty well, though factory work has it's own way of making you feel worthless anyway lol.

Poker, started playing when I was 17, I'm 29 now

>>674447204
top kek

>>674454321
Hope the peppermint works for you! Have read in wuite a few places on google about surgeons police and others use it.

FBI agent. But not on duty, don't worry lads.

>>674442700
So all welders do is seal open buttholes closed?

>>674455497
I thought a Female boob Inspector was always on duty?
Also do you crossdress?

USMC. 0311 checking in.

1st year teacher, high school

Night club bouncer. Im physically and mentally better then you nerds

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>>674442700
Michael Harris, you get your ass off /b/ and get back to work

Dentist

>>674456646
Oh no! NOT HIS POWERWORD

Psychotherapist kek

Borosilicate lampworker

>>674456539
Thats why you guard a door crunk...Dont hate that the rest of us made better life choices than you (looking at your roid neck)

>>674456539
QUICK I AM A BIG BLACK MAN CHARGING TOWARD YOU WITH ANAL BEADS WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>674456973

lamp

>>674457167
Aka glassblower.

>>674442700
https://youtu.be/pPnNpKVe8GQ

>>674445686
No, salmon you fuckshit

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>>674442700
Pharmacist for Wallgreens

>>674442700
Being a student

Student / software engineering / android dev as hobby

>>674446701
tessa flower. doesnt do sex though sadly

>>674442700
Banking consultor here, but I am actually a slave...

Technical advisor for a construction tools center/company for tool repair

making average wage

>>674442700
I manufacture and deliver cheese pizzas.

>>674457991
What a software engineer do mate, like is cool and shit
I think going to college and study to become like that

>>674451570
Bump

Studying computer science.

Currently working as a private driver driving in multiple 70k-200k cars for 14euro/hour.

Im 18

>>674458431
Basically programming, varies on what language you do / field

>>674457558
Did u get into glassblowing just to make your own pipe, like every other pothead.

If not, then why did u?

>>674458911
Can you work with pornhub?

>>674457091
>>674456539

this, what will it be mr bouncer?

>>674459070
Well .. if they pay well and give me premium im happy to work for them lol

>>674442700
physicist. That is, phd student, but then paid.

>>674458108
Dude, she's at least in her late 20s and she's hot. I'm sure she "does sex"

psychotherapist

>>674459346
fuck off Sheldor

Customs and border protection on the Southwest border. Only reason I want trump to win. He'll let me actually do my job instead of getting walked over by assholes exploiting every loophole in our immigration law.

>>674458313
If real life was like porno movies, youd have the best job in the thread, hands down

>>674459200
Go apply and tell them carla sent ya.

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>>674459041
My friends mom had a little setup to make beads. That's how I got started. But yeah you're not wrong. Pipes sell more than anything and I've been a marijuana enthusiast for many years.

(Pic related, extremely similiar to our equipment) Hospital /psych ward Security.

Currently making $16.20/hour

>>674459747
>Pic related
>No pic
>mfw

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forgot pic

>>674459485
what the hell is a sheldor

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shitty animation for mor shitty tv and advertising in
Im sick and tired of it

Kitchen Steward at a University I'm only 19 i get paid 11.65 an hour it's enough to get me by

>>674459715
How much for a custom made one?

>>674459824
I've seen a few during trips to the ER. You're there for the people that throw fits when they don't get oxys, right?

>>674449415
my bro, except i do stocks and options

Fullstack webdev here

>>674442700
Communications Engineer
Virgin Galactic

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>>674459594
Help me locate the apply button

Supermarket Fag

it ain't bad, but it ain't too good either

>>674460252
Better than a Mcdonalds I always say

I'm getting a paramedic's degree

>>674460101

Yea, pretty much.

I want to get the fuck out of it and join the RCMP so I can be a federal cop and get paid federal money for the same hassle.

>>674460065
Depends on exactly what you want, how much work you want put into it. You'll get some bang for your buck with me. Less than you'd pay retail for sure.

Tard Farmer

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Particle accelerators engineer

>>674460491
Do you have a website? Also any more pics of pipes you've made?

>>674460247
Webmasters

I clean carpets

It's a shitty job but making $600 to $800 every 2 weeks is what keeps me there. No prior experience/skills needed for anything. I've worked retail that had stricter qualifications and shittier pay

Trying to save up to go back to college and get that piece of paper that tells everyone I'm good enough to hire and possibly get a "career" instead of just a "job"

>>674460963
Tried, that's if you want to put their vids on your site :'(

mechanical engineer (design custom industrial machinery)

>>674451510
OK...and the reason being? Just because? I make a decent living off it. Made $700 in one day from one contract. Another we were making 110/hr. Made $2000 in the last 3days. So "kek" away. It don't matter to me. I work for myself. Choose my jobs. Work when I want. Work from home too, at times. Get paid well. My upcoming contract is $10k for a week's worth of work.

>>674460735
What's the wage like?

I'm not sure what my "title" is.

I basically drive escourts around all night. Clean up the boss place and tag girls with him.... i drive uber on the side when im not working....

Im an assistant I think

Tailor. But I want to go back to school for industrial design.

>>674449616
The replacement grind shield on the miller version is $30. I just switch to grind mode.

>>674461362
Can i work for you?

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>>674460793
Had an Etsy that I shared with my shopmate but he is trash and I don't want my work associated with his anymore, as much as I love the kid. Installed Instagram like last week. REUP GLASS is my name on there. I'll be putting flicks up tomorrow.

bail bondsman
dirty jails, filthy clients, dirty office, filthy money

w/e pays the bills

>>674461487
What does your CV look like? We are located in Georgia, USA. We may very well be expanding soon.

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Youtuber
$0.87/month

>>674442700
Rail road. Operate the choochoo. Try not to kill supid switchmen. Stupid switchmen, always trying to get in trouble

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>>674442700
Picture relevant.

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Journeyman Steamfitter in NYC.
Union or die faggots.
Commonly considered the best welder in my local of 4500 men.
Ask me anything faggots

I roof houses

>>674462081
Can you explain what a Journeyman is? Can you explain to me why it's called Steamfitting?

>>674462081
if you're that good you need to quit union and go into business for yourself.

so either you dont believe in yourself or you're a liar

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I'm a locksmith/automotive locksmith/safe and vault technician. It's a pretty sweet gig.

>>674451779
Why are architects such asshats?

>mechanical contractor design engineer here

>>674462251
Journeyman is a step above apprentice and a step below master. Such as master electrician/plumber. Level below is journeyman. And thats mainly number of years in the trade not skill tested. You can find this with a google search i believe

I work in politics.

Funny thing is that I am super PC all day long then come here :D

>>674462362
I do this as a hobby. Hopefully one day I will be good enough, have all the appropriate tools, and enough practice to further my skills and business.

I always carry picks in me though.

>>674462496
Thanks for responding, I'll do my own research from here.

Automotive driveabilty technician repairing "check engine" lights and other electrical.

>>674462705
Careful. They're typically classified as burglary tools if you aren't licensed.

>>674462251
Its the highest level of expertise in my union, there are no master Steamfitters in NYC as >>674462496 mentioned.
>>674462357
Family business

Sit on my ass and sign my name once a week

>>674462822
I have already checked with my local LEO. So it's all good. Also, certified Private Investigator.

>>674442700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs

>>674461968
hit any cars/trucks on the crossings?

>>674451750
>chef @ wendy's
>$8,75 / hour
>37yo

So, any suicidal thoughts ?