what do /b/?
>>674442295
nudes
>>674442406
i agree
>>674442406
yep
NO DON'T
DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE IT IS A GIRL ACTUALLY ADMITS SHE'S BEING A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH
SERIOUSLY, BE NICE. NOBODY ON /B/ EVER GETS THIS OPPORTUNITY
say trump 2016
>>674442718
This.
It's a rare thing OP, she just gave you a hint. This usually happens when you don't give her the attention she wants. Don't ruin this.
>>674442718
THEN WHAT DO I SAY
>>674442718
>>674442295
OP LISTEN TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER BEFORE YOU RUIN IT. NONE OF THAT ROLLING SHIT.
>inb4 roll
>>674443024
MY EX GF LITERALLY DID THIS YESTERDAY. YOU HAVE THE UPPER HAND OP DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT GIVE IN. TELL HER IT IS NOT OK. YOU HAVE HER BY THE PUSSY YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT NOW DONT GIVE HER ANY ATTENTION.
>>674443024
Be yourself, and act as if she were anybody else. Smotth her out, and eventually ask (don't force or be to hasty) to hang out. Not like a date, just to hang out and chill.
Reply with:
I fap to buses, you know.
When I see a public bus I can't stop my boner, seriously, I always have my camera so I can take some chassi or dashboard shots.
I have a huge folder of different models,organized by manufacter and engine, if they are used on city or rural areas, if they're South American or British, Marcopolo or Irizar, etc.
I have this fetish since 12, when I started looking them on a "different" way.
For me they're all precious works of engineering and art, and the sound of those powerful engines are like some porn star moans for me.
I hope that you understand me, because I have been rejected and bullied because of this.
>>674443024
ok seriously before you send anything wait for me to type something>>674442718 <- me, I'll call myself A.
>>674443318
TELL HER YOU DUNNO IF YOU CAN FORGIVE HER BUT YOU'LL GIVE HER ONE LAST CHANCE. THEN HAVE HER ON THE BACKBURNER AS YOU FUCK OTHER BITCHES THEN GO BACK AND FUCK HER AGAIN. CONGRATS U NOW HAVE A GF ON LAYAWAY
>>674442295
Why be such a bitch then?
>>674442295
tell her straight up you know ur self worth and you wont put up with her shit if she keeps on, youll gforgive her this one time after she makes it up to u and give her a list of demands and bitch acts up cut her off and dont look back
>>674443503
A here.
/b/ro, I dunno this is something we really can't advise you with. The only thing I can say - and it sounds corny - is to follow your heart. All I can tell you is what not to do:
DO NOT just forgive her straight away.
something like this maybe? "well thank you for that, if I didn't care about you it would be easy for me but sometimes you do make it really hard" see how she replies?
note these are suggestions and not garunteed to work, make the decision yourself!
>>674442295
"We should hang out more often"
tits or gtfo
says it's fine don't be a cuck
tell bitch to fuck off
>>674443421
I did it
>>674444184
Op you don goofed nigga
>>674444184
damn op
say goodbye to pussy
You're a total bitch. Only way to get my forgiveness is if you suck my dick.
>>674444184
wow.
it'll be quite hilarious if that just turns her on more though? A
Thanks OP, you done good
>>674444184
you did good
who's a good boy?
OP is a good boy
shit
>>674444999
Well there she goes being a bitch again.
>>674444999
Checked
>>674444999
quads + trips checkd
>>674444999
See, you can't stop being a bitch for just one second.
>>674444999
did you think buses were gonna get you pussy nigga? fuck why you say it if you wanted it
>>674444999
SAY THIS
SORRY, GIRLS NAME, BUT NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL WHEN YOU PULL RANDOM SHIT - YET FOR SOME REASON I COME BACK TO YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
(I copied and pasted that shit from the internet somewhere)
Tell her the least she could do in return is accept you for who you are.
>>674444999
"Wow you really are a bitch"
>>674445273
roll 4 this
now what
Hey
Here OP:
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.
You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.
And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.
And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.
So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.
>>674445378
massive faggot
>>674445378
you're an idiot
A
>>674445273
This please
>>674444999
reply with
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
>>674442295
>inb4 "MARISA" is actually a TRAP
Show me your tits you stupid whore or i will cum over and fucking take them
>>674445378
tell her about how you eat hotdogs, without chewing
>>674445378
I love you Marsha
>>674445586
Reroll
>>674445378
Holy fucking shit you're dumb.
>>674442295
you get omething more rare than quints from a girl and you proudly ruined it with our shit :') i'm so proud of you!
Quads
when she says no you gotta do the "see you werent sorry youre still being a bitch"
is this normal?
>>674445586
Samefag rolling
Dubs
>>674445830
OP SAVED BY A HOTDOG
>>674445830
kek´d
>>674445830
SHE LOVES YOU, OP.
THAT. IS FUCKING LOVE.
A
Lmao you go OP, bump
>>674445830
she gets a cookie
>>674445830
Kek
>>674445830
oh OP you made my day
>>674445830
Listen. Let's cut the crap. When are we going to get down and fuck? You know you've wanted it for so long and you know I want it to. No more beating around the bush. Beat my dick instead.
>>674445830
My dad is Randall Reagan
i sauce pictures of you everynight (roll)
>>674445830
Gj op
>>674445451
This OP
GUARANTEED results
>>674445830
K how about Saturday?
Stamps
Jesus fucking christ OP. I didn't think you'd recover from that bus copy & paste.
>>674446084
reroll
>>674446169
Roll for pussy
>>674445273
rolling
thank you /b/
literally you could message her:
"ah screw it I'm coming to see you."
go to see her
make out and get a gf or fuck or something, but seriously stop being a /b/tard for just five minutes!!!!
>>674446267
bullshit
Then ask if you can shove the HotDog deep into her pussy and suck the juice off it afterwards while you watch and furiously masterbate
>>674446267
wtf is it that easy?
>>674442295
Tell her you have a small pecker
>>674446183
>>674446267
A happy ending.
Little do we know, OP is actually just using two phones.
Abandon thread. OP is a faggot
Today OP was not a faggot
>>674446267
THAT is LOVE, GENTLEMEN
THREE CHEERS FOR OP!!!!
Could you shave your asshole this time? My tongue can't take much more. Especially after the chili and whatnot. Please. Think of the children. When I'm fucking you I mean. Imagine me as an 8 year old boy with a big cock. Call me Jimmy.
>>674446386
Yea. It is.
NUDES
Now its the time
>>674446504
>674446504
roll
>>674446422
>>674446429
Who speaks the truth?
Oh, yes. Dubs.
Black people are not great
>>674442295
It's all good. Wanna go out sometime?
>>674446486
HIPP HIPP?!
(someone shout ''hurrah'' with a pic please? hahahaha, don't know how you amerifags do it)
>>674446389
I can't stop laughing at this fucking picture
>>674446429
Dubs above you over-rule
>>674446422
>>674446429
decide if faggot or not, mon dieu
Cant read the second text from op and ops bitch what is it
You disapointed me so bad, i'm now gonna have to find you & make the girls life horrible posting her on pink meth... pls ruin it again, you can't be happy & an annon...
>>674446504
rawlin fo this
>>674446504
kek'd
>>674446267
Why 6pm? Also how old are you?
>not a roll
>>674442718
ROLLING, ROLLING, ROLLING
>>674446267
How in the actual fuck? Is this chick bi-polar or that dick hungry?
someone screenshot
>>674446752
I love you Rick
Send this
>>674446504
rooll
>>674446950
she really likes hot dogs
>>674447011
Your dick looks stupid
>>674442295
If she's a bitch just get the fuck outa there. She'll apologize but she's still probably an annoying person.
OP we want more pics
he will not answer anymore, the coward started a game he couldn't take till the end.btw pick of hot dog.
>>674447114
>"hot dogs"
I bet she does.
>>674447156
No it doesn't you fucker
>>674447256
That's a water dog, everyone knows hot dogs only exist in volcanoes.
>>674447451
I love you
>>674447549
kek
Brown people are less good at jumping
$$$
>>674448622
Fuck I just queefed so hard at those duplicates