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go on

>>674438104
Cont. Faggot

Jesus Christ. For future reference and other faggot anons, TYPE THIS SHIT OUT BEFORE YOU POST

>>674438443
/thread

>>674438608
/wrists

/thread

/thread

I'm disappointed in you anon

>>674438443
/thread

>>674438104
>be army fag
>be deployed
>be in a 24/7 joint shop
>have a short skinny korean sailor on my shift
>she comes in wearing her PT gear
>talking to NCOIC
>she's standing behind me
>her ass is ~ the level of my face
>NCOIC asks me a question
>turn around to answer
>sailor pulls her shorts down to get rid of a wedgie
>face full of asian ass
>"That's nice, but why are you showing it to me?"
>she screams and runs out
>NCOIC starts laughing
>both forget what he asked me

>trying to conceal boner as best as possible
>give her shirt and is okay with me watching her
Fast forward next day
>walking in to work and notice phone next to microwave
>it's hot supervisors phone
>no pass code or anything
>go through pics
>tons of nudes and vids of sex
>send them to my number
>couple days later supervisor is up for a promotion
>tells me she really needs this job because her and fiance need cash for wedding
>give phone back and tell her to check her messages
>later next day she tells me to never tell her fiance cause that's not her fiance in those pics
>ohyoustupidbitch.Jpeg
>tell her she has to give me a bj in my truck or I'll tell
>our breaks don't sync up so instead tell her I have to give her a ride home
>she's waiting for me at the entrance
>take her to my truck and proceed to get dick sucked
>start fondling huge boobs
>starts to give me tit job
>then finger her good
>turns out she's an anal girl
>tell her for every closing shift I get she has to do this or I'll email her fiance pics and vids
Cont.

>>674439457
still got any of em?

>>674439457
Post pics faggot

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>>674439834
Nigga, you know the answer is no or some bullshit version of no

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>>674439457
yea fuckin post those young man

>>674439457
I'll take stories that never happened for $200 any other bidders?

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>>674438104
>>674439457
>10 minutes between posts
fuck this, I'm out

>>674439457
dont listen to these faggot's its pretty hot. keep going

>>674439457
>get schedule next week
>all closing shifts
>wut
>she her waiting for me by my truck
>this time she rides me like my dick is a coin operated rocket ship
>as weeks go on we do nastier shit and end up just going to my house
>licks my butthole
>likes to get slapped and choked
>one day tell her we have to do stuff while at work
>thinks it's a bad idea
>threaten her with emails
>next day give me bj in changing rooms
>day after that she jerk me off in small computer room
>almost got caught having sex in a tent
> it was fucking in tents
Cont.

>>674439457
I mean no way you would delete those if she's that hot

>>674440268
>none of this actually happened because OP is a fag

>>674440265
>in tents
kek

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>>674439305
"deployed"
korea

Pick one, dipshit.

>>674440265
keep going im almost done

>Inb4, her bf found out and destroyed his phone, which is why he has no pics.

>>674440931
if he emailed them they could still be in ops email

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>>674440847
go read it again retard
>protip: I never said where I was deployed to

>>674439457

>send them to my number
>couple days later
>give phone back

You had her phone for A COUPLE DAYS and she didn't notice? Yes, this is most definitely a true story.

>>674440847

Not the poster, but deployed means you've been sent outside the country any number of bases in the world.

The US has many in South Korea.

Who is the dipshit here?

>>674440847
Not even the poster but there is south Korea idiot.

>>674440265
>this goes on for about a month until she says she's pregnant
>give her an anger bj
>tells me it's mine cause her fiance shoots blanks
>hate fuck her
>tell her I'm going to finally send the pics
>runs to her fiance and she tells him everything she done with me
>"wtf are you talking about? Anon asked to go shooting this weekend"
>Fiance dumps her
>turns out he was cheating too
>tell me life is over and she doesn't know what to do
>at this point I get promoted to supervisor level above hers
>says she needs a promotion
>she keeps giving me BJ's in my office and anal on Mondays cause it gives me something to look forward too on a Monday
>give her promotion
>get call from marketing firm job of dreams
>tell her she needs to get abortion
>says no
>tell her I'll leak vids to co workers so she gets fired
>go to planned parenthood next day
>week later get job

Probably the best fuck I've ever had, sucks that she doesn't work there anymore

>>674439305
smell the kimchi

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>>674441583
Pics or it didn't happen.

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>>674441362
>>674441326
>>674441139

I'll give you a hint retards. You are "forward stationed", when you are in Korea.

Or any of you faggots under the impression that you get a deployment patch for Korea too?

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>>674441583
what even?

>>674442059

THE BITCH IS KOREAN, NOT THE DEPLOYMENT. FFS.

>>674442059
learn to fucking read
I never said I was deployed to Korea
I have never been to Korea
>>674439305
>>have a short skinny korean sailor on my shift
the only time I used korean was to describe her ethnicity

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>>674442332
>>674442281

Hm, ok, I seee your point, carry on fags.

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fuck america

>>674441583

...and then OP woke up with jizz and turds in his Spiderman Underoos.

>be me about a decade ago
>I work part-time in neighborhood video rental store while going to school
>It's small, a one-person job
>I meet lots of girls this way
>One girl I knew from school, and we would get pretty flirty
>She was a pretty honey blonde, small boobs but a perfect ass
>From school, I knew her family was psycho
>Psychoretard brother, crazy methhead dad
>So she comes by the store, and we start to make out a bit
>She walks over to the door, puts up the back in 20 minutes sign, and locks it
>Slides me down with her behind the counter, fishes out my dick
>I start fingering her, her pubes are like steel wool but whatever
>cue generic dick-sucking scene
>finally, I flip her over, climb on top, and stick my dick in
>pic related
>after a few minutes, feel that familiar sensation
>'gonna cum'
>she grabs my ass and humps back like a crazy woman
>empty several day load into her unprotected vaj
>feelsgoodman.bmp
>very quickly want her the hell out of there
>she grabs her panties, stuffs them in her purse and splits
>she unlocks the door on her way out
>I slip my dick back in my pants, but having gone commando, end up with a wet spot on the front of my khakis
>notice a huge glob of cum on the carpet behind the counter, where we fucked on the floor
>a puddle really
>and the place reeks like her rather fishy pussy and like sex
>not two minutes later who should come in...
>methhead dad and psychoretard brother
>'where's my daughter, anon? I saw her come in here.'
>step over and stand on top of cum puddle
>I know he can smell the sex
>brother looks apoplectic
>'she left fellas, not sure where she was headed.'
>stare down
>finally they leave
>find out a few months later she got pregnant, an ectopic, and had to have one of her tubes removed

>>674443371
>pic related
>faggot

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>>674444111
No pic bc it didnt happen

>>674444111
Holy hell, check them trip quads

>>674444111
nice quad-trips

by saying
>pic related
and not posting a pic he means it didn't happen

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>>674444806
actually I just forgot the pic

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>>674440847
he never said when this happened dumb fuck,

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>>674444111
check em

>>674446518
plus 1 for defending me
minus 1000 for making the same mistake as the tard you called out

>>674438104

>Be at work
>Fantasise about doing things at work all the time
>Horny as fuck at my desk whenever I'm alone, which is every day
>Don't do anything because I'm a pussy about asking other people and I don't care for doing anything alone
>Just fantasise about times I've been fingered in school instead

My life kinda pathetic tbh

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>>674445661
>be me
>enter work stories thread
>tell actual story that happened to me
>forget picture
>retards refuse to accept that such a thing is possible
>scrap next story about the high school sophomore who worked at the bakery next door

>>674448163
pls tell b0ss

>>674448163
>feel good that an anon doesn't spend an hour hen pecking out a 4 post story that is loosely based on reality and could easily be told in 4 lines
>be in hs
>see hot chick
>wanna fuck
>never talk to her

>>674447559

You're a girl who wants to be fucked at work?

What is stopping you? Literally just be flirty with the dudes you work with.

Are you hideous or something?