>>674433074

"I'm voting for Trump."

>>674433074
Lel his dox got posted on the fgts.jp archive and he can't manage to get them removed

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"You're a big guy."

"My dick is 4 inches, but I hope you still love me in that case."

Words said by me irl. She literally got up from the table and left me there. The date was going great too.

Nowadays, women don't love men for what they are. All they want is a big dick. I kinda feel glad it ended there.

Can we split the bill?

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>>674433605
>beta detected

>>674433074

You aren't like your picture.

I hate non-english speaking individuals and I only do anal

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>>674433177
>>674433388

" I don't care about AIDS, i already got it once. "

Hey, I browse Ylyl threads and I lose at bananas.

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>>674434852
I like it. well done.

"Jet fuel can melt steal beams"

"How do you feel about My Little Pony?"

I cut off my dick and it's my favorite dildo.

>>674433074
How about we save some time? Twenty for a blowjob.

"Would you like to talk about Jesus Christ?"

>>674433605

She left because you are a weirdo. Didn't matter how big your dick is, you dropped that bomb and "love" all in one go. Fucking retard.

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>>674433074
My headmate is fluttershy

>>674433074
"Can we start with anal?"

July 16th, 1977 is utterly insignificant and forgettable.

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>>674433605

"My crotch smells like Limburger cheese."

"My name is Chris Poole, I work for google"

Thanks for coming

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>>674433074
Do you know /b/ ?

"I'm OP"

>>674433074
Hodor

>>674433074
*adjusts fedora*

"This is now a spiderman date"

>>674433605
As a man with a cock that seven inches erect and a mundane sex life, I can say you are full of shit. The goal is to be yourself comfortably while understanding and vibing with the sensibilies of the person you're interested in; the dick is basically the endless breadsticks to the pasta dinner that is social interaction. Also
>wow, that movie sucked

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"I'm a Vegan!"

M'lady *tips fedora"
>>674437454

>>674433074
is your penis feminine?

>>674433605
>My dick is 4 inches, but I hope you still love me in that case.
This must be bait. Nobody in their right mind woud think this was an acceptable thing to say on a date and then blame it on his dick size, rather then on the fact that he mentioned it in that setting.

>>674438082
Underrated

"and this is my dubs"

>>674433074
"I love you."

*brings date home, mom pulls out photo album*
"and this is the time he was op, kek"

I wear socks in sandals

"and this is my collection of trips"
*points to empty display case*

"You would be perfect for my brother"

>>674438711
Check em

>>674433074
"I enjoy the sexuality of small children and child pornography"

My preferred pronouns are "dank", "dankest" and "they".

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>>674433074
I'm gender fluid

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how is it, /b/ros

"This is now a loli thread"

>>674433074
I'm surprised the amazing Atheist is uncut

"I've been living in a van down by the river"

>>674436763
why is that potato so hairly
seriously, its like genetic engineering figured out how to replicate a mr potato head.

"I have a boyfriend"

>>674433663
Winrar

"You remind me of my mother."

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

>>674439488
Check em

"Wow you're fucking ugly"

Pls respond

>>674433074
So, your sister, what was her name again?

>>674439945
"You are my mother"

"I can hardly pay the rent"

I killed my parents

>>674439582
you really mad an image out of this...

"Do you watch any anime?"

I hope you're as good as your mom

Would you mind if I ear-fucked you later tonight?

>>674437253
underrated toast

"As a male feminist..."

>>674433074
Eyo, check out my soundcloud

>>674433074
>>674433663

10 word? nigger you can destroy a date in less than 5: let's go dutch, feminism isn't about equality, whats wrong with submissiveness, girls shouldnt do that, im not going to tell you... must I go on?

I remember my dad telling me a story about how his first date with his current wife was started by him saying "I like anal sex."

Regardless, "You ever hear of Genital Warts?"

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>>674440222

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>>674433074
I believe that Bush didn't do 9/11.

"you ever heard of 4chan"

>>674440781
if we're going for 5 then
"I like nigger cock."

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>>674438091

haha please, you must be the lame dick in bed with a woman's vagina for a set of nuts because if you really are entertained with what a woman says during a date as if theyre not the most vapid and facetious things on G^d's earth. Or do you just like ingesting shit be it proverbial or real....

>>674440285
how else is he gonna get that sweet reddit karma on r/4chan?

>>674433074
You may want to get checked...

I think I just shat on your dog

>>674433663

Well you'd be going our more you'd be surprised how much splitting or paying is rather unimportant, is how you do it that matters. You actually get the pussy more easily if you don't pay for everything = she will feel that not everything is granted hand have to make YOU feel good. If you pay everything, she may feel to owe you something and she will feel bad about it (feel bad = no sex).

Some pointers :
-If it's a nice restaurant that you chose, you HAVE to pay.
-If she is poor, paying more often is good. Don't pay everything either or she'll take it for granted.
-Never pay for all in bars. The only girls i've paid drinks for were escorts and hookers that need mind numbing to do their job better after.
-If you want to bring it casually, say something like "i'll pay the wine too". This is an okay way of saying : "i'm not paying for your salad bitch".
-If you spent more than twice than her on the meal, pay her share too.
-If she don't want you to pay, this mean that she sees you as a potential partner, not as a sugar daddy => Very good fuckbuddy or GF material here.
-A good way to have it cheaper if she fakly protest : "it's okay, you can pay the cinema after".
And now you just saved money while increasing her consideration for you (she have to dp something to earn something for you).

Overall my best sex and relationships were with girls where i only pay for on special occasions.
I do enjoyed spoiling some model-looking students from time to time, but the relationship end up not so fun : you dominate too much = it's boring.

Slut

>>67444444

>>674444444

>>674433074
Let's talk about nigger cocks.

>>674433074
I have super aids want to fuck!

>>674444931
>>674444942
Same fag

I want to rape you.

Is it so bad that I have no reliable income?

Hey,,,,,,,, fuck u,,,,,

>I love you

Did you have the tuna?

I browse 4chan

>>674433074
I wish you'd have a dick haha

It was my privilege.

>>674433074
I can give ya the ol' lickeroo

>>674433074
I'ma put some dick in your world

>>674433074
.. omfg. this is a picture of me. please stop posting this.

I like to eat shit.