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I don't hurt innocent creatures, so no

nugget and money so yes

>>674429560
Yep

>>674429560
that poor thing suffered enough from this retarded coloring process. Yes I would.

duh

>>674429560
I'd do it for free

I would even for less

of course

i'd power slam that little shit

Filthy frank had an opinion on this shit that expressed mine exactly on this

i do it for 20 bucks

You would have to pay me not to

>>674429560
i would bite the head off
>for 2 billion

i would do it for $1000

>>674429560

ofc!

Another cringe thread...

with that money i can give food and home to every dogs and cats abandoned

>>674429560
hell yeah
I'd do it for a chicken nugget

>>674429560
yes

Definitely not. I would do all kinds of crazy stuff for money but harming any animal isn't one of them.

>>674429560
Yeah I would for sure

>>674430152
>fag

>>674429560
If I didn't it's going to end up as KFC and a nigger will eat it anyway.

>>674429560
yes.

I slaughtered ~60 chickens by hand with a knife back in February

Absolutely not.

I eat chicken every day so of course I would do it.

Nigga I'd do it for 20 dollars.

>>674429560
20 fucking billion?

I'd stomp on the fucking thing for 50 bucks, easy peasy chicken squeezy.

>>674430638
/thread

Would do it for a pack of cigars

>>674429560
I'd kill myself for that kind of money

"chop" neck with hand
get by without killing
profit

>>674429560
yes, unless the bird was worth more alive

>>674429686
Retard detacted

>>674429686
>>674430429
>>674430241

and then it fly away and get caught by a bigger bird.

>>674429560

fuck, i would chop neck of my own penor for $20B

no. No life is worth and kind of money

>>674429560
Umm yes, obviously

>>674430241
Pussy

I would put that bird up my ass and eat it for that much

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>>674429686
fag

>>674429560
sure wtf
id chop one and save billions of others with that money

>>674429560
ill do it for 10 buck so yeah

I would do it for 5$

>>674429987
>God damn it must suck being this autistic

>>674429560
I don't have that much money

>>674429560
I'll do it for 1000$

>>674429560
Yes

I'd eat that fucking bird alive for a grand

>>674430241
If you really cared about animals, you could donate all that money to an animal rescue organization or something similar and save probably hunderds of animal lives.

I'd do it for $10

>>674429560
I'd feel bad it about it but I'd get over it quickly.

Faggots saying "no"
and then cooking chicken for dinner.
wat

>>674429560
I'd harness the fucking power of the sun and destroy the entire species of that bird for 20 billion.

>>674429560
i'll do it for free!

>>674429560
of course, even my selfish, rich ass would have more to offer society than that little thing

>>674432832
I was so worried

Everyone would.

Every last animal rights activist on this planet

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I'd do it for $1 less than anyone else, or pay $1 less than anyone else.

TFW I'm a JEW.

>>674432832
Holy shit i was so afraid to watch that gif
Had to stop three times before finishing
Fucking /b/

>>674429560

Reminds me of this time we found a birds nest in my friends bedroom window. There was a little baby bird that kept chirping, so we set it on a brick and hit it with a sledgehammer. Shit was so cash.

>>674429560
Yep, wouldn't be the first chicken I've killed, probably wont' be the last. Hell it's not even in the first few thousand I've killed.

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>>674429987
>being a filthy frank fan
>making filthy frank references

I could, and then donate a large portion of it to an organisation that would save thousands of birds.

But I'm an overly sensitive, emotionally egoistic liberal so I'm gonna fuck logic and answer like an 8-year old: NO, hurting animals is wrong!

>>674432832

saw the filename was was disappointed, was ready to save.

do you have any idea at all how much 1 billion dollars is let alone fucking 20 billion dollars

>>674429560
Hell yeah nigger

>>674430072
for 100$ too lmao

>>674429560
for 20 billion dollars you could cure world hunger for long enough for it to stabilize itself. Fuckin' easy trade wtf.

>>674429560
Yes. Ever heard of culling by payment.
Cut this one birds head off and I could probably pay an army of mercenaries for a thousand years to protect a rain forest or some shit.
Or build a massive bird sanctuary full of what ever type of bird that is.

>>674429560
I kill dozens of ducks and rabbits a year. I'm not a faggot. Show me the money.

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>>674429560
I used to work in a industrial slaughterhouse, breaking my fucking back for years for somewhat decent pay, i´d do this in a heartbeat.

>>674433269
I Love that kind of drownings
More please

>>674430803
get 20 billion "dollars"
enjoy staying poor

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>>674433059
>>674433137
>not asking for the good stuff
>>674433353
yeah wait a sec I can hook you up

>>674429560
Of course not, who would hurt a defenseless bird?

>>674431071
>>674433209
>hates filthy frank
>posts on 4chan

Yes then i would give 200 million in compesation to the family of the bird and 20 mil for an animal protection group

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>>674433847
FUCK IT GORE THREAD

>>674431653

> Save probably hundreds of animal lives
> 20 billion dollars

I'd hope so you fucking retard

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>>674429560
I'm fine with 100

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>>674434073

Yes. 20 billion? I would cut a baby's head off with that pair of scissors you get on those Swiss army knives for that much. What a stupid amount to offer.

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>>674433986

>>674434073
Got any more like this?

Fuk yea

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>>674433126
filthy jew

I would even do it only for a small loan of a million dollars

>>674429560
for 5 bucks I would

>>674429560
yes. i'd donate 1 million to the birds family

Hell yeah

I'd do it for much less, really

As bad as I might feel not having to worry about money would be great

>>674434689
kekd

>>674434747
Thanks!

What use do I have for Dollars?
That currency's gonna be worthless soon.
Is it also possible in other currencies, say... Bitcoins?

>>674429560

I'd do it then eat the bird for 10 billion
Money is Money

I'd do it for $100...

It would compliment the last $30 I have to my name nicely.

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>>674429560
that's not even a question of course I would

i'd do it for the sciccors alone, fuck that.
if you dont do it someone else will

>>674429747
Thinking the same thing

>>674434883
>normal currency will be worthless soon
>so I'll take bitcoin

Jesus Christ, you idiots still buy that shit? You got scammed. Let it go and move on. That shit is worthless.

>>674430173
cut the wings and feet off and then you'll have 2 chicken nuggets

would do it if i could eat it afterwards

>>674434488
I found this funnier than I feel I should have done.

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>>674434880
no problem

>>674429560
there is nothing i wouldnt do for 20 billion dollars in paper american currency

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>>674429560
i'm eating chicken tendies right now, it would be hypocritical not to kill it

>>674435204
Where on the web can I find these?

>>674429560
would do it for 2 dollars faggot

>>674434781
I think is op should be asking "how much would you pay to"

>>674435281
i call it "lurk moar newfag"

It's a pretty interesting concept that all newfags don't understand.

I'd do it for a sloppy handjob and a sandwich

I've chopped the neck off chickens just to have dinner.

Some fuckin' pink bird for 20 Billion?
Yeah, that's a shitload of dinners.

>>674429560
i would do it for one hundred.
grow up faggots, there are plenty of baby chickens.

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>>674435575
oops forgot a pic

this one is one of my favorites to bait the complete newfriends. Post in on a cute thread or something idk you'll be able to derail convo fast with the right text/reply/whatever

>>674434004
Yeah looking back it's probably more than that. I'm a bit drunk.

>>674434222
crop the ifunny footer out next time, newfag. nice trips tho.

>>674429560
For $20,000,000,000 I'd chop off the head. Eat the whole bird, shit it out and eat it again.

>>674429560
NO WAY i would never pay more then 10$ for this

>>674433969
>implying those are mutually exclusive

>>674429560
Id chop 20 billion chick necks for $1

>>674429987
what video?

>>674429993
/thread

>>674436030
seriously we're talking half of bill gates' net worth here. 5 billion over zuckerburg and ten times donald trump. anyone who wouldnt do it has no sense of scale

>>674433477
for 20 tbqh fam.

>>674436220
But that's more chicks than there are stars in our solar system!

I'd do for 1k dude.

>>674429560
yes
and use 1 billion dollars (or less) to shut the animalists' mouths for good

>>674429560
I would do it for 1 dorra. So no.

>>674432704
Kek

>>674430767
Kek

>>674429560
I would chop neck for a decent meal

So... yea

>>674429824
>>674434747
WTF

>>674429560
Yes, and I'd fuck the neck hole for free

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>>674429560
>decapitate chick
>make $20b
>spend small sum on a nice chicken farm and let a few hundred live out their days in paradise to make myself feel better

shit. for 20 billion $ i would burn down whole afrika.... what would you guys do with the money?

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>>674436875
WELCOME TO THE 4CHANZ NEWFAG

INDOCTRINATING ONE INNOCENT KID AT A TIME

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Absolutely
20 billion dollars is ALOT of money, I'd do almost anything for that kind of shit

>>674436985
Buy more chicks to decapitate.

>>674429560
20 billion $ and box of chicken nuggets and you got a deal.

>>674436985
> what would you guys do with the money

Burn down the whole of africa

>>674437424
How about just 1 chicken nugget

>>674429560
I could save a fucking country with those 20 billion dollars, so yes.