>>674413155
if you have to pay for sex....its not worth it. dont be that guy.

Doesn't matter, you'll fuck so many chicks before you die that you wont remember your first, and if you do, you'll remember that it sucked.

>>674413330
i'm 21 and i'm quite desperate.
i know a place where i can get laid for 40 yuros, and have fun for half a hour
i'm quite tempted to just give up and pay some sheckels

>>674413330
im 26. why is pussy so important to you? go out and find the right girl. somebody out there in euroland wants ur D. dont pay a whore.

>>674413155
fuck off chris chan

sometimes getting a whore is a slumpbuster that everyone needs.

I know I had a friend that didn't date anyone for years after his girl dumped him. He was devestated, thought he was going to marry her. They were together for 4 years.

We ended up going to Vegas and I got an escort to show up to the room and I took the gambling money he had out of his wallet and gave it to her. LOL

That slump buster, after so many years, got him back to his regular self. He started dating again, because he had a taste of pussy again, and needed to fulfill it.

I don't see anything wrong with it, unless you're paying for every single piece of ass that you're getting. Then it's a problem.

Otherwise, sometimes we get too busy with life and we just want to dump a load into another person once in a while, I don't see a problem with that.

In your situation, go ahead and do it. I don't think you'll regret it. If anything, it might give you some confidence now that you've experienced a woman sexually, regardless if you've paid for it or not.

Either way, we all pay for it. I've spent way more on dates on much worse sex with a civie than I have with a paid escort that gave me amazing mind blowing sex.

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>>674413155
sucked when i did it, i wouldnt do it again and it kinda ruined sex for me in general.

the craving stopped.

>>674414158
i guess i'll hold on, thanks. I'm pretty much socially inept so i have a hard time getting to know anyone, not even mentioning chicks. i should man up i guess.
>>674414502
i've never felt so offended in my entire life

>>674414755
peraphs that's just what i need.
>>674414689
i'll consider it, thanks for your advice.

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>>674415118
Dont get me wrong it was life changing in a way, i dont worry about girls often and its harder for me to be attracted to them. It took away that feeling you have where the sluttier/more sexually experienced the girl is the more unobtainable she is, the "i wouldnt know what to do with that" in your head.

>>674413155
why? sex with no emotions is like fapping.

>>674416337
but with actual female flesh

>>674416415
that smells like shit, if you dont like them they smell bad to you :^)

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>>674413155
depends...

>>674416523
i'd just like to experience the feeling of sucking some tiddies, a blowjob and benis into bagina y'know

>>674416608
i'm sorry master wizards, i don't know if i can keep resisting

>>674416415
yeah, true. you'll know what pussy feels like, but you still won't have any idea what love feels like.

>>674414158
Why go to a restaurant? They just want your money. The right cook book is waiting out there for you, it just takes time and patience.

Go to /fit/
Get fit
Get bitches

Yes because with age you will realize that all women are whores and you are only really paying them to leave.
Also if you get a good pro whore the sex is better than 99% of the skanks you have to spend hours and much more cash to get.
Don't worry about std's so much with whores, they are professional about the plumbing dept. where as you are likely to get the clap or worse from some dumb amateur slut.
BTW, I am 45 years old so benefit from my wisdom grasshoppers.

>>674416704
tits feel like any other fat on your body, and sex with a condom feels like masturbating with a glove and lube

Pussy is Pussy, and you pay for it one way or another. Whether its money directly for sex, or drinks at the bar, or listening to her bitch about how you didnt take out the garbage.

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>>674416704
I have fallen at age of 24, and I regret it now
Can't became a wizard... and benis in vagina was nothing special (with condor u cant feel a thing)

>>674413155
oldfag here

You're not losing your v-card, you're learning how to not be afraid of pussy, do it and do it anytime you are in a slump. A shot of pussy, anything worth paying for at least is like ego-cocaine and will help keep you from being a lil pussy bitch the rest of your life.

>>674414755
no, you just like ponies and dick

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>>674413155
All women are whores, anon. Some just want cash for sex. Most want gifts, meals, and your time. Enjoy your whore.

>>674414792
oldfag again, that socially inept I'm a nice guy looking for a girl shit is bogus as fuck. You are an animal like the rest of us, you crave a certain amount of sex and if you don't get it you become the pathetic lil faggot you're being now. Go get your dick wet, fuck the semantics these bitches are throwing at you, and learn how to be a man.

>>674417389
it was just a phase holy shit, i returned all of them to walmart, STOP MOCKING ME

yea if u didnt lose it in highschool i dont know what the fuck ur waiting for

>>674416883
but that means actual effort on doing something! that's too much!

>>674417015
i'd still like a blowjob yo

>>674417226
thanks for the advice, to be honest i don't even know how to even approach the brothel, let alone how to act once i actually get to be with a girl

>>674413155
No
>>674417226
Yes

Listen to this one, OP. You're not going to transform into someone new, you're going to be the same person, having now put your penis inside someone else. But you'll feel better.

>>674413155
Most whores are fugly anyway. Just go fuck a fat ugly chick. Spend the $40 on getting drunk first.

>>674417617
that's mainly the reason i'd like to get laid, peraphs once i'm done with that bussiness i can man up and calm my cravings
>>674417785
peraphs my reading comprehension is shit but aren't you contradicting yourself

>>674413155

It will never be as good as achieving wizard level

>>674413848
>>674413155
You're a man, your virginity means nothing. Just go get laid, experience it, understand it, move on from it.

>>674417508
All the time and drama, the meals, the nights out, yadda yadda, it's not worth it unless she is literally down for you and most of them are not. You'll listen to ages of whiny bullshit, then you stick your dick in and she stats playing games rom that point until you can no longer stand to look at her again. With a whore you usually get finer pussy (for guys that have issues finding holes), she asks what you'd like, warms you up, you fuck a modest amount of money away, and after that you are free to do whatever the fuck you want.

>>674413155
How to lose v-card 101
1. Get out go to a club, social place, talk to decent looking girl. Get her number and keep in contact eventually she will help you out.

2. If step 1 doesn't work or too shy. Get on a dating site look again for a decent looking chick and start messaging, get to know her eventually meet up for a date, after a few more dates time she will ask you over.

3. Last resort go on classifieds website escort section find a nice looking well priced chick. Look up her info on her make sure its real. If still feeling desperate shag.

Since you appear to be in EU step 3 may be easier.

>>674417696
they don't care, its your little ego fucking with you again, all they want is the money which is so less of a hassle than the local bitches who want your devoted attention, half of all your shit, and to have you hang out with their shitty ass families.

>>674418451
not trying to sound an edgy faggot but it kinda sounds painful to meet and know someone i don't really have any interest in, and then after weeks of developing a relationship perhaps i can get my d wet

>>674413155
Dude just master bate
It is quicker, less messy, safer, and no weird feels immediately after.

>>674418000
theres no perhaps about it, it's like taking an aspirin for a headache, if you are feeling like a cunt and acting like your sister on her period, go buy a shot of pussy and repeat every couple weeks. The ego boost will giv you confidence with women, pussy will become something you want to indulge in, not something you feel you need to beg and plead for. Look at a thug kid, all he knows is he wants some pussy, he goes for it with every and any bitch he bumps into, gets pussy on the reg, some good some bad, but he ain't afraid to put his baited lines in the water. Right now you are sitting around looking at your bait and tackle like "I can't even". Buy a shot and then big dick rambone these bitches.

>>674418799
Well doesn't exactly have to be just to shag, I have never just started talking to someone just to fuck them, but I guess if your that type of person or if only interest in sex.

>>674418898
Wise words anon... wise words.

>>674419394
what you are saying is bullshit and you are lying to yourself.

Dont, sex isnt that great that you should pay for it.
Losing a v-card means nothing compared to loving.

I know, nobody expect somebody from /b/ telling this, but ya should trust me

>>674419444
and it will keep you in your moms basement, nice and cozy

>>674419683
You should migrate to Europe. They're friendly, and they don't have guns so they can't do shit.

>>674419638
If you say so

>>674414158
This, anon. Don't be so concerned about pussy. Lose it when you lose it, just live your fucking life.

>>674419876
we arent friendly you dense pile of dried cum

>>674419745
Obviously not a total solution but work if the urge gets you, better than paying a whore

So, actual question:
How does a blowjob actually feel?

Old Fag again....

I'm 37. Out of hundreds of my friends there are only 2, that for now, are seemingly happily married. Every other couple are stagnant and trapped, living in hate, divorced, dead, etc. The look in my homies eyes when they talk about all the things they'd love to do but are literally trapped by kids and financial or a wife who owns their ass....it's painful. Be a bachelor. I fuck different bitches every week. I have a sick car. I have a nice apt. I do, literally, whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want and have nothing but freedom.

>>674413155
Make a day event with her, preferably outdoors. Make sure you both are feeling comfortable and relaxed, whatever that feels like. Bring some fruit for your journey, at some point have lunch with her (pack some fruit that she enjoys along with yourself. Wash said fruit before its eaten. Wash the fruit again as you realise your hands were dirty when you originally washed it).
Put on some music as you both gouge, music you mutually enjoy.
Take out a joint you had pre rolled (vital part). Ask if she wants to partake, it's very likely she will.
At this point, if the moment is right. Tell her how you feel about her, keep it brief. Make sure you are a little high, just so you have a choice If exiting the thought process instead of being exiled with whatever you said to play on loop as you are high. "I enjoy spending time with you, your variant nature comforts me" or somebullshit
You write the story from there, anon. But what would I know, I'm just a faggot. I wish you all the best anon. If it doesn't work out, well, it isn't the right time in this life, and consider that it may never be the right time.

>>674413155
Yes, it is worth it. Sex with a woman you might be dating will be anxiety inducing and awkward, even if they are a virgin. Now its likely they will not be a virgin, which will make it far more anxiety inducing.

However, sex with a hooker is fun, especially if you are are in Europe and have a lot of choices. Meaning you can choose the woman who looks exactly like the kind of girl you always wanted to fuck. Hookers are really not that bad, some of them are really kind, kinder than any woman you may ever meet, its their business ya know. I lost my virginity to a girlfriend and I did not orgasm until the 10th or 11th time. Truth is she was not super attractive and she was a virgin and overall not very seductive. However, I have fucked some hookers and strippers and have in general had a blast. If I had the right cash flow I probably would never masturbate again.

So don;t listen to all the pseudo romantics in this thread and just pound a whore. If shes hot, you will like a king, biology does not fully grasp the concept of money.

>>674420238
Well, it can be just really hurtful.
Or really fucking good.

>>674420091
your entire purpose on this planet is to procreate, everything you do is geared around the fulfillment of that purpose

>>674420661
Then fuck a whore in your own country. Every country has whores. Unless you like in the middle of the desert.

>>674420216
no, it's not, because if you fuck a whore you feel like you got laid and are happier, if you jack off you feel good for the moment of climax and then you feel empty again, and you should feel like a bitch because if you are at a point where your body and mind are screaming pussy and you settle for a whack, you are a bitch and will be until you man up and find some pussy

>>674420661
You have to make the first move, only one girl in my life has taken the initiative. Prostitution is everywhere do your research.

>>674421179
Have you ever actually fucked a prostitute? The feeling of emptiness and shame is worst fucking a whore.

just remember they dont love you. they just want your money and they have a pussy.

>>674413155
Virginity is a social construct, do what makes sense to you. If that involves banging whores, more power to you. I personally don't pay for pussy.

>>674413155
yep

>>674421645
it's not like i intend to fall in love, i just need to get my dick wet inside someone's mouth to calm my cravings.

>>674413155
Yea man. Believe me, losing your virginity to someone "special" don't mean shit. Slam that whore

I have had a steady girlfriend for 2 years and I go fuck prostitutes and strippers in Mexico very regularly and I feel no shame at all. I enjoy it a lot actually. Mostly because of a racial superiority complex

>>674421759
everyone pay for pussy nigga one way or other.

>>674422285
Spare me your semantics. The only money I've ever wasted on a woman is time.

>>674422565
Nigga its okay to lie to me but why lie to yourself?

>>674422734
Let me answer your question with a question. Why are you a 14 year old white male who uses the word nigga in every sentence?

>>674422734
>this

>>674422851
he got you though

I have paid for sex tons of times. I have absolutely no problems with it. Personally I don't see any moral or ethical issues with it.

The only time I ever feel bad about doing it is when I am tight on money

>>674420267
I'm 19, really hoping this is how things are when I'm 37. Minus the nice car, could care less as long as mileage and heating are adequate.

>>674423021
Kill yourself, he said nothing of value.

>>674423102
about the money, i should note that i'm not tight on it, but i don't have enough to expend freely either
All my income is from a part time job, and i barely get 150 yuros a month. but since i live on my parent's house i don't have any rent to pay or anything.

>>674423351
I'll consider it. Neither did you though

>>674423540
If the urge is hitting you hard and you're sure take the plunge just know you'll go back for more.

>>674423628
I said that virginity is nothing but a construct which is true. I also said that if banging whores is something you want to do, then by all means.

Just because you can't see value, doesn't mean it isn't there.

>>674416852
kek

>>674423540

Just do it

If you had to come here and ask you deep down want to do it

>>674424009
i'm quite afraid of this. almost all my income goes for my personal savings and peraphs i waste 30 yuros monthly for video games or whatever else. but to get extra wastes of 40 euros occasionally would be quite the ruin.

>>674424056
somehow i saw the conversation backwards and i thought it was the other guy who said it, soz.

>>674424358
I was on the same boat decided to go for it and like you said finances start getting tight. Honestly fucking a whore satisfies the urge but eventually it made me feel empty and worse.

>>674424565
It comes down to this for me. Casual sex is probably like seeing a prostitute, in that there's no connection. See casual sex is all well and good, until it isn't. Then it just leaves you empty and lonely, if that even makes sense. So if you want to see a sex worker, hey man your life. But I personally wouldn't make a habit of it. The emptiness is inevitable.