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I have instant ramen How should I cook/eat it, /b/? 69 or dubs
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I have instant ramen
How should I cook/eat it, /b/?

69 or dubs decides
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>>674397550
put it in your ass? what do you think we want you to do m8?
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cook it as normal but then drain the water out and fill it with freezing water instead of the hot water and then spunk in it, mix it up and then eat it using a spoon and post proof
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>>674397550
crack like 15 eggs into a pot and boil and cook the noodles in the eggs with no water
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>>674397550
fuck yourself with it and then kill yourself
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Shit on it
Boil
Eat
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Follow the directions faggot, that's what they're there for
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>>674397863
Roll for this
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>>pour cold tap water into the cup, nothing else
>>proceed to take alternating mouth fulls of the noodle and seasoning (that shit is disgusting not prepared)
>>post results
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>>674397921
rolling for this
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>>674397921
Boil it in your piss, add dubs to the bowl. At last you spoon it
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>>674397921
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>>674397550
Put a noodle in your dick hole and butthole.
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>>674397550
You should eat it instantly. No cooking, chewing or other bullshit.
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snort the flavoring and use dried cum in it instead
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boil it in piss
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>>674398247
Roll
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shave pubes into the cup and boil, strain through teeth
post results
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>>674397550
make it all like normal, let it cool enough, stir it with your hard cock, post pics, keep stirring, get turned on, fap, nut into noodle dish, pics, finish stirring with softening cock, squeeze out the last drops. then eat it knowing what a sick fuck you are.
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shit in the bowl and then prepare as normal.
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Cold water and toothpaste into the bowl, eat it
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>>674397550
crush noodles into a powder then snort it
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>>674397550
With fork
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>>674398448
With a knife
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Vomit over it.
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stomp on noodles, eat flavoring and shitty excuse of vegetable crap with soy sauce
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Make it all like normal but then walk out onto the street and put the bowl in the middle of the road and proceed to eat out of it like a dog and film it.
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>>674398313
roll because pubes
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>>674398626
this
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>>674398360
This
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Replace water with milk, cook as normal, but bust a nut in it before & after cooking.

Bonus points if you piss in it after cooking
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Make it like normal, add a decent amount of sand to it and eat.
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>>674397550
follow the instructions on packaging
enjoy
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>>674398665
almost trips
will honor with dubs
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Piss on it then eat it.
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>>674398789
whatre u a pussy

rerolling >>674398781
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>>674398383
This and snort the flavouring, post webm
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>>674398844
Dub dubs
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Add giant amount of chilli
Replace water with piss
Replace seasoning with shit
Follow instructions
Enjoy
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>>674398844

sounds good. Do it OP
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>>674398844


> W
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>>674398921
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>>674398844
You want just the raw noodles pissed on then eaten, the cooked noodles, or in a soup with the flavouring?
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>>674398844
now
post results
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Take a nice steaming shit in it, let it cool for a few secounds then eat. (Post Results)
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>>674399085
kys
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>>674397550
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YHQXBAjkmOQ
Exactly like this
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>>674399109

piss in pot
put in noodles
eat while dipping noodles in piss
post results
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>>674399109
Pisssoup!!!
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>>674399233
Dubs confirm
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>>674399109
I say boil in piss then add seasoning.
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>>674399233
dubs confirm pissoup
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Piss in a pot then put the noodles in there and eat away!
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>>674399390
It's pisssoup u uncultured swine
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piss in the noodles
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so many dubzz
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pisssoup ftw!
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>>674397550
cook it in milk and vinegar
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Op will not deliver. Calling it now.
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Deliver faggot
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piss in the ramen
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>>674399390
PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP
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>>674399233
If OP won't do it another anon could? (kek is over 9000)
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Water boiling, got a bottle of piss I save

will post results when water is done
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>>674399914
Give him time to prepare pisssoup
He has to add pepper (should be salty enough)
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>>674399985
How do we know if its really piss?
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>>674397550
sweet sundae ramen
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>>674400128
Just what i thought
And who saves a bottle o piss
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>>674399985
looks like orange juice prove its piss op or your a fag
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>>674399985

that's not piss, you little faking beta cunt.
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>>674400128
Theres fucking sediment at the bottom
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Op's a fag
Thats no piss
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>>674400218
Yea pic of pissing in something with timestamp or its fake and gay.
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>>674399985
bullshit, that bottle was there in the first pic you retard
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I demand a video of OP pissing on the cooked noodles and then eating them.
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>>674400297
Lots of liquids have sediment...
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>>674399985
show us dick pissing in cup or your a fuk boi
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>>674400364
>this
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After a long time piss actually does start to seperate and particles begin to sink to the bottom

that shits legit
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>>674400479
op is that you
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>>674400479
We want fresh piping hot urine though.
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I'll catch you
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you fags want fresh this is the best i can give
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>>674400479
That u OP
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>>674400711
holy fuck
kek
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>>674400711
PUT IT IN THE SOUP
PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP
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>>674400711
I am not sure, what do u guys think?
He could've just poured his orange juice in
But he has dubs and dubs don't lie
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>>674400711
Works for me mix a little of the other mystery liquid in though.
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>>674400711
op delivering thank trumpf!
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>>674400889
PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP PISSSOUP
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>>674400711
go to the doctor your piss looks fucking gross
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choose the order! Highest to 99 wins

1. fresh dank piss
2. stored piss
3. water
4. vegetables
5. seasoning
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Break into tiny pieces and shove up asshole into stomach
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>>674401135
Rerolling
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>>674401129
>STORED piss
What?
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>>674401129
piss
piss
piss
piss
and piss
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>>674401233
>>674401135
Are dubs enough?
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>>674401129
I don't fucking care
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>>674401303
newfag
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>>674401129
Little fresh little old fuck the veg and only half seasoning rub the other half on your balls for good luck.
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>>674401247
>the bottle of "piss"
still up for debate
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>>674401135
Pls this
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>>674401129
Piss into your butthole.
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>>674401129
stored piss
dank piss
skip the water, skip the seasoning
add vegetables
add ice
eat
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You boil up some water straight from the motherfucking tap and just pour it RIGHT IN THE BOWL with the noodles. Assuming you live in a country with drinkable tapwater. And then you wait until the temperature is like EXTREMELY modarate and then you just eat it like it was the last day of your week. Also don't forget the seasoning.
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>>674401451
roll
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put it all in cook then pour piss on after
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>>674401404
>same fagging and whining
fuck off
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>>674399404
this
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>>674401404
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>>674401233
WinRAR
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>>674401404
>404

gtfo
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>>674401451
rerolling
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>>674401580
Someones late to the party
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>>674401655
Stored piss next.
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