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Hi /b/. Can you tell me how can I fuck a girl? I am 19 and still
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Hi /b/. Can you tell me how can I fuck a girl? I am 19 and still virgin.
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Act normal and nice, act interested in the girl, ask her to hang out some time, expand from there.
If it doesn't work on that one, rinse and repeat
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>>674394360
>pay for a hooker
>insert penis into her putrid aids vagina
>no longer a virgin
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Not that hard dude just go for it and say fuck it
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>>674394642
basically this, and remember fortune favors the bold. Make sure they know early on you're interested in more than being friends too.

Or just try the rule of 100. Go to a bar, walk up to a woman and ask if she wants to go fuck. You dont need all 100 to say yes, only one, and there will be one out of 100.
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>>674394360
Anon : "Hello, I've thought about it a lot and came to the conclusion that you should leave nothing untried in your life. Afterwards you will regret that you didnt do it instead of doing it"
Girl : Pls take me on a date.

thank me later
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>>674394642
Repeat, repeat, repeat, until pic related, remember to makes lots of angry post and keep us updated <3
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>>674394360
first you'll have to delete system32 from your computer.....
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>>674394360
create a mild tinder profile with flattering pics of yourself, where you look refined and don't say anything nerdy. put "can it just be as simple as asking you out on a date?" only swipe right, and never talk to your matches. really interested women, or desperate women, will reach out to you. be cordial and polite, to seem different. don't go in pretending to be an alpha when you're not an alpha, this will blow up in your face. talk to enough women, you'll gain exp and level up to actually them agreeing to go out with you. failure doesn't matter, its about grinding experience.
go out on a date or two, pretending you're not a 4chanfag, rather, you're a normal human man, and you think she's human. get to know her, seem legit. once she's comfortable she'll let you fuck her. since you're so new there will be a learning curve. go out on enough dates you'll start to accrue exp and your manliness around women will increase. you can drop the charade of normal human after you fuck them and work on the next one, or you can continue the dance and fuck the same one repeatedly.
this will take time, but you're 19. by 22 you should have mastered this. be disciplined.
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>>674394360
I am 26 and have the same problem. Not gonna get better with time, that's all I can tell you.
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>>674394360
got off 4chan get some ducktape , a rope about 10 feet , and some condoms ah shit op was reading how to repair an ac pipe.
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>>674394707
i have hired 2 hookers and couldnt get hard both times. ended up talking to the 2nd one about life etc and she gave me her number so i could take her out for drinks wtf. didnt call her back obvs.
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>>674394360
Hey man, through my highschool and college age, I was fat but had a few hot girlfriends. I'm in shape now and havent had a girl in a while. Thing is, I went for it then. Now I dont even bother. You just gotta go for it. Eventually youll get a girl. She may not be a dime but you need at least a fugly to fuck for now to raise your confidence. Just approach them and be nice, dont try to be slick, a slick guy can come off as slick and get pussy. A virgin trying to be slick will come off as pathetic. Just be yourself, dont talk about videogames or feelings. Just be a cool guy. Strike up a conversation with a girl you like, listen and ask questions, be confident, and ask her if she wants to go get something to eat. Be cool then, feel her out, you can tell if she wants to go further or not. Dont be clingy, dont be needy. Just be cool. Have a "I can take it or leave it" mindset, and dont be upset if shes not interested.
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>>674395158
>gain exp and level up
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>>674394360
>insert penis
>jiggle it around in there
>inject semen inside her
>fall asleep

Permission not necessary. Bitches dig confidence nigga.
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>>674395374
alright im serious now get off /b/ go to /soc/ cool people their and stop being such a little bitch you miss 100% of the shots you never take.
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>>674395874
>cool people
>/soc/

That is the most retarded thing I have ever seen posted on /b/
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>>674394360
I was still a virgin too at 19
I went to uni
Then I just relaxed and waited to find a chick that was willing to fuck
I think that if you're obsessed with banging you'll never achieve anything apart from scaring the chicks
what matters is being patient, confident and eventually you'll fuck some fresh pussy
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>>674396016
> retarded thing you mean like you ?
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>>674396311
Whatever you say bruh. Enjoy your /soc/ landwhales.

>implying hamplanets and feminazis are cool
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>>674394360
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>>674396488
op is virgin he will take anything he can get.
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>>674396652
Virginity is not an excuse for AIMING for the low hanging fruit nigga.
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>>674394642
From my experience all of this work but if you dont have the guts to ask her out you are going to die virgin, 99% of the girls are faggots expecting the guys to make the first move couse they are too afraid
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>>674394360
Sounds like me and all my friends.
>18 year old virgin lonely piece of shit
>meet girl on tinder
>seems nice
>start dating
>week after first date, go to her place, fuck her
>was retarded so thought I loved her
>turns out to be sjw annoying sorrority girl
>end it in a month
Friends are all still 19, kissless virgins. It might feel like it sucks now, but don't let your first real relationship be a one-month fling with a chick you thought was right just because you feel you want it.

Unless thats what you want, in wgih case remember that fat chicks want to fuck you. Being a fat girl is like being a lonely beta guy, but even more desperate.
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>>674394360

Well, a good first step is to post about your virginity on 4chan.
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>>674394360
Same here op and ive been close with two different girls but never hit it off
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>>674396815
like you can get better
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>>674394360
You'll be fine, man
Honestly, I was a virgin till I was 23( I'm 24 now), now I get pussy almost every week from three different bitches.
I banged a lesbo, a Milf, and just got into my first threesome, and I have a hot ass chubby qt gf to play vidya with.
You have way more hope ahead of you than I ever did.
Pic related, me and the nigress from the 3some
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>>674394360
Same boat as you mate, have had a few opportunities, but I've been cockblocked either by other people or by alcohol.
It's life, you aren't gonna hit the jackpot first time round.
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>>674394860
There is a study that showed about 60% of people would be willing to have anon sex with an average looking member of the opposite sex, if asked.
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>>674394360
>confession bear
back to 9fag
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>>674396925
>ask her out

Who the actual fuck asks a girl out anymore?

Seriously, all you have to do is walk up to one, take your dick out, and say "well, what the fuck are you waiting for?" Watch the magic happen.

For added success, hold up your phone like you're recording it. Make sure to yell WORLDSTAR HIP-HOP too, she'll make a selfie face.

Then post it on /b/.
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>>674394360
A strong blow to the neck
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>>674397030
Just curious; your gf is fine with that?
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>>674397317
She's probably just happy he plays video games with her and shows her any attention.

Fatties are the Queens of low self esteem. Just pet their head once in a while and they'll lick your shitter if you tell them to.
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>>674397030
>fucking a nigger
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>>674397197
>average looking
what about ugly guys
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>>674397551

Rinse and repeat, Anon. Find a girl. Talk to her some. Get comfortable with each other. Ask her out. She says no? Move on. She says yes, great. Nothing is going to happen with you sitting in front of your computer all day. Join a club. Go to a club. Do something in your community with ladies, anything. Ask any of your mates that know chicks if you can hang out in a group, so you can get more comfortable if you're that bad at talking to women.

If I have ever given any dating advice ever, it can summed up in three words.

Don't expect sex.

If she gives it up on the first date, she's a sloot, which isn't my thing but is fine I guess, if all you're after is sex.

Also, sex isn't that big of a deal. You get naked, stick your diddly in her doodle hole, get sweaty, and then clean up. Sure, it's fun and it feels good, but if all you want in a relationship is sex, it's going to be empty.

Gonna sound like a fag here, but don't worry about getting laid anon, and worry about getting a good, stable relationship with someone you enjoy.

It doesn't matter that you got laid once upon a time if you're 30 and still single.
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>>674397317
Of course fucking not, but I'm not just gonna let all this Grade-A pussy slip away.
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>>674394360
Just take it easy, bro. Didn't happen for me until I was 24. It's gonna feel like you're a piece of shit until it happens, but that's just society fuckin' with ya. Don't expect sex. Don't push women for sex. Just let things happen.
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>>674395201
should be Gandalf the White by now then nigga.
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Just take it easy and what ever yo do don't make a big deal out of it. If you do, you'll signal your desparation without acknowledging it, and women are WILL pick that up and that will be counter productive considering your hopes in gettin laid.

>19 and still virgin
>still
As far as I know for MEN 20+ is more common age to lose v-card as during teen years.
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>>674401190
Everyone I know besides religious people lost their virginity in high school. From my experience people tend to be weirded out by people in their mid 20s and up who are still a virgin.
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