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Why didn't you join the military? Ultimate alpha male 0311
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Why didn't you join the military?
Ultimate alpha male 0311 checking in.
>inb4 brainwashed
Let's be real here, pussies, you're anonymous.
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>>674389606
Because I don't agree with what the Governments agendas are. I think the soldiers fighting are brave and had the right intentions before they wee sent off to war but I think they are being used and tricked by the Government.

I don't think the reasons the Government tells them to go to war for these days are the truth.

What is your thoughts on the matter ?
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>>674390301
>military
>thoughts
pick one
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>>674390301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8HdOHrc3OQ
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Because I'm already a firefighter/medic
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>>674390301
I feel like it's been that way since civilization began. I am aware the big picture is usually a cover up.
But I used to play a lot of world of warcraft and I was always a warrior. So I became a modern day warrior.
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>>674390429
100% AGREED
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>>674389606
Don't want to get shot in a distant wasteland by a brown 14 year old
Props to you though, no problems with the military, I'd just rather be bored at work than under fire.
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>>674390459
Kek that's sad af
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>>674389606
I did join but when my fiancé cheated on me and left me during my first week of deployment apparently I became suicidal and I was removed.
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>>674390459
Anon-kun, you're such a fucking faggot. Holy shit.
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>>674390853
I don't see how.
It inspired me to be who I am today. I realized it was just a virtual identity that I was obsessed with so I persued it.
Now I'm in shape, social, sexually active, and being a warrior like I always wanted.
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>>674390922
pussy, my mother died my second night in boot, wasn't even in processing yet. i went home, buried her and said goodbye to everything I ever knew growing up. Got on a plane and went back to boot and started a new life.

Best choice I have ever made.
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>>674389606
You can't e >inb4 brainwashed when were brain washed before this thread started.
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>>674389606

Because I'm not a brainwashed hillbilly neanderthal.
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>>674389606
Because I want to make my own choices in life, not do whatever I'm told by the government.

Besides, the only benefit of the military is the free school, and I already have a degree and a job so that means nothing to me.
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>>674389606
Ive always thought about it, but i think im too old now, 27
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>>674391266
My friend had a dog that died in boot and got sent on eleave. He then got medical discharged for 50% disability because of the ptsd from 3 weeks at bootcamp giving him a twitch.
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>>674391622
So yeah he basically was in for 3 weeks and gets a check every month for the rest of his life.
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>>674389606
>Why didn't you join the military?

I live in Canada.
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>>674391622
i am torn, on one hand losing a dog is horrible, on the other hand getting ptsd from 3 weeks in basic is fucking pathetic.
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>>674391148
Read my reply.
>>674391149
I have a valid point, no?
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>>674390432
Fag
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IQ of 138 -and from an Irish catholic family born in UK - so a near certainty that I would have to do a tour or 2 of Northern Ireland ( real chance of coming face to face with my cousins )
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmta7GwXCpo

Because im not cool enough.
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I wanted to join but I take ADHD meds which disqualify me.
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>>674390301
pretty much this. I don't feel like being cannon fodder so some fatcat ceo can extend his influence over some middle-eastern shit hole.

Also, my grandfather was forced to join the army in wwii. He hated it and he told me never volunteer for anything.
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>>674389606
I'm too tall for tanks and parachutes so they wanted me to be a medic.

That's why I peaced the fuck out and did civilian service.

I kinda regret it now, I think the military would've been a good way to get into intelligence.
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>>674391946
you can get waivers.

At least you could when I joined.
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>>674392045
Depends on how bad they want ya
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>>674389606
Many good times were had getting shit faced in Japan.
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>>674389606
I did boot, back when there was a war on.
enjoy the bullshit of a peace time corps
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>>674389606
Because back then I used to smoke weed all the time and couldn't shit together to quit it. Now I'm too old
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>>674392092
it really does, currently I believe they are turning quite a few people away from all branches so you pretty much have to be a perfect candidate or you have to test into a rate that needs personnel.
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>>674389606
u r bullshit, kill yourself faggot.
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>>674391983
Okay then lol, hope you can redirect your energy and passion for comedy into something productive like I did with my passion for honor.
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>>674391966
If there was a real legitimate enemy to fight I'd say sign me up but at the moment I think this saying explains things in a nutshell.

''IF THERE IS NO ENEMY , INVENT ONE.''
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>>674389606
You've bought into the idea that to be a true man you have to emasculate other men with phallic objects. You are the epitome of a faggot.
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>>674392249
you wouldn't fit in with that mentality anyway.
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>>674392241
Like... farming battlegrounds?
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>>674392347
I think you're right.
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because im not so insecure about my sexuality that i have to get a job to prove it.

neet for life, youre doing it wrong armyfag
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>>674389606
Bout to graduate with shit tier humanities, thoughts on infantry officers ?
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Because I'm going to a Police Academy so I can become a professional nigger catcher.
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>>674392531
Officers don't really matter unless they are absolute shit. The enlised higher ups are the ones who pretty much run the show.
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>>674392531
I hope you're superhuman physique if you're thinking marine infantry officer. Not sure how army is though.
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>>674392380
Haha, didn't even think about that one anon. Very nice.
You do stand up?
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>>674389606
>0311
>posting on 4chan
>fucking boots
>yut yut
>muh crew served weapons
hope this isnt you saiah
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Because I went to school and got a job that pays much more money for much less work.
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>>674392249
this guy gets it

joining the army when there isnt a posing threat is the most retarded thing you could do.
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>>674392840
Shit physique atm Not a complete neckbeard tho. Can get into pretty decent shape ~3-4 months
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>>674389606
Underworld crime is where its at faggot, not in the military where some fat slob commands like a dog.
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>>674393016
Uh ohhhh.
You better go haze saiah and make him suck your fire teams dicks!
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>>674393254
war never changes
neither does the core
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>>674389606
You need people like us, as we're the people you protect. You say you're alpha, but you're our servant. Deal with it, scrub.
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>>674393218
Okay well just as a guideline they're going to expect you to have a 300 PFT and CFT. I'm not saying that's required, but frowned upon if you don't.
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>one shot one kill
>WWII 25k rounds per kill
>Vietnam 50k rounds per kill
>now probably 100k rounds per kill
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>>674393107
I think the real enemy at the moment is the Government and it's corruption along with
a certain few big companies.
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>>674393533
I could do it, not sure if I want to 100%
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>>674392840
>superhuman physique
>a few dozen push ups
>running around
>sit ups
Super human physique is the farthest from these. If you think Marines have superhuman physique you're wrong because the physical requirements for things like the SEALS and the Green Beret are much, much higher. So if Marines are super human to you then Green Berets must be Gods among men.
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>>674389606
Bongs, cod, and pizza pockets seemed like a better option
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>>674391866
The army does not do foot patrols in Northern Ireland anymore. Maybe in Derry or Belfast for specific help with police actions, but all the actual foot patrols stopped in the 90s.

Before that, where i'm from, the Brits used to use helicopters to get around because the roads were not safe for them.

Why join an army that cant defeat a couple of thousand volunteer fighters like the IRA?

Makes me laugh when people in the armed forces act like big men because they got a uniform and a gun. Literally all the things that usually make people pussies in a fight: More than one guy (roam around in squads), have to pack gun, 'retreat' all the time.

Come to West Tyrone or South Armagh and put on a British Army uniform and we'll see how hardy you are.
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>>674389606
Haha haha 0311 bullet sponge faggot
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>>674391149
you are not a warrior, you are a soldier
You don't fight for what you love, for what you think is good or right, for your vision, you fight (if you fight) for a government and corporates, so yeah, pretty brainwashed for me
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>>674389606
Why dont presidents fight their own wars or send their sons?
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>>674394163
I don't believe that. I served because I believe in what our country stands for. I don't believe in getting something for nothing so it is the duty of every able bodied male to serve his country.

>>674390389
When your a smart ass 18 year old kid all your thoughts are shit. Join the military, get some direction, experience life outside of your mother's house. Then start having some reasonable thoughts.
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I joined. Not because I want to fight phony wars for the Gooberment or anything, I just really hate sandniggers
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>>674394398
Because you can get other plebs to do it for you, duh.
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>>674389606
There was a time when I wanted to join the Army but then I realized I only wanted to join the Army because I had no other options in my life and the Army was the only thing opening its arms wide to a vulnerable, weak youth. The reason I reconsidered joining the Army is because I began to read more books and become more educated. I began to realize that I can go to college and make my own self worth and forge an identity of my own. I didn't need the Army to be a strong, brave, warrior. All I needed was to open my eyes, be less ignorant and realize that in every person there is a strong, warrior who can be realized without the help of the government. You can buy a gym membership, go to college, and become something far greater than a military soldier, you can become a self made man. I'm not saying don't join the military because if joining the Army was always your life dream then go ahead more power to you but if the Army creeped into your life at a time you were vulnerable then you're just being caught in a trap.
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Ayy lmao. In about 5 months i'll be in the army. Allahu akbar
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