>>674386601
*sits down at table*
Oh shit here we go again..

>>674386601
Whadda ya want faggot

Somebody just took a shit in the salad

Hi, I am your boss. The owner and proprietor of this location. Get back to work or you're fired!

>>674386601
Get off /b/ and get back to work faggot!

>can i upsell you some guac?
no faggot
>do you want overpriced cookie?
yes pls

Jared touched my no no place!

>>674386601
yo have you guys ever fantasized about sucking jareds cock off before? like... he is the owner of subway so thats hot., id love to suck on his foot long..

God damn niggers keep ordering the oily sub

Asks every female customer if she wants a foot long

Take an hour an a half on my hour lunch break

Blame everything I do wrong on the who posted above me

Suck up to the boss and become manager

>>674386601
>can I get some extra ranch please,
We don't sell faggot here

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>>674386601
Lets smoke a bowl in the walk in fridge then eat some cookie dough

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>>674386961

>>674386809
you're not his type.

>>674386803

Hi, owner and proprietor here again. I'm sorry to hear about your recent experience in my restaurant. This is not the experience we strive to give our guests. I've taken your comments to heart and will look into the matter. Please enjoy the $5 Gift Card I have enclosed

>>674386736
I am from head office. This location has become notorious for shit in the salads. This is not up to subways standard you have 1 week till another inspection and sign of shit and we close this place down.

Who the hell put cum in the mayonnaise?

>>674387027
Don't Bogart faggot

>>674386687
We don't pay you $13.75/hr to sit down. Get up.

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>>674386961
I love this job

If I work slower, maybes the seconds will pass quicker.

>>674387131
a sandwich artist who takes pride in their art will always succeed

Can some one get me more deli paper?

>>674387065

I am sorry head office. I have talked to my staff about the salads and can guarantee it will not happen again

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>>674387233
dubs speaks truth

>>674387124
Fucking pass that shit fagle

>>674387231
Nope. Time flies when you work. Why don't you deck scrub the back of the store?

Anon please wash your hands before handling the sandwich

>>674387485
How much lettuce goes on a foot long?

oh shit theres some shit smeared on my hand.
ill just clean my hands in the salad bowls

>>674386601
Hey OP, I cant come in today due to a bad itch in my crotch area. I will be taking the weekend off aswell.

>>674386961
>cookie dough
they come frozen in boxes

everything is pre-packaged for about a week before their sent to the store.

only thing FRESH are the tomatoes

>>674387632
its just regrowth faggot come in have a drink we'll have a few laughs

>>674387568
for each 6 inch segment, 4 fingers worth of lettuce

>>674387458
Hit me up, bro you've had it long enough

Some idiot left the retarder open all day, YOU JUST FUCKED UP THE 1PM BAKE!

>>674387861
Do you know how to credit out bread?

>>674387330
Hey boss, someone took a shit in the salad again as well as the roast beef.