>>674386185
vote for bernie

aaaaaaaaaa

>>674386260
/thread

you pull the skin back no matter the pain,
in the end it will be worth it

>>674386185
Fuck man, go see a doc, one little cut and you will be happy fapping ever after. (Ok the first week is tough but it's worth it.)

>>674386428

But sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.

>>674386428
what if i tear it apart?

>>674386185
Punch it.

>>674386185
Get the abortion.

>>674386185
go see a doctor, they can practicate an slight incision only which should be fine, no need to be circumcised (which is the worst thing to inflict to yourself)

>>674386504
urologist

>>674386185
Get circumcised and join the master race. Leave that nasty, dick cheese filled ant eater behind. You will thank yourself.

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>>674386260
>>674386185
made myself thinkin of this.
please, no praising, i know i am a photoshop master

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>>674386185

>>674386185
You know those idiots with large hoops in their ears? Putting similar devices in the opening can gradually stretch this as well. That's what they do in Europe.

>>674386644
Jews

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>>674386644
Are you aware that you can actually wash your dick?

>>674386644
Circumcision is not for everyone. Chicks like it when a guy washes his dick, like, daily, also with circumsised dudes. Bathe before sex. Oh, and foreskin makes great foreplay. Give them a gift to unwrap.

>>674386745
thats what im currently doing using similar thing, but they are wearing this shit 24/7, but its impossible to wear this more then few hours,also they add 1mm per month, thats like 2 years for me

>>674386514
that's the point, the skin at the top is shrunk, youre gonna have to tear it to rub the donger, another way is to go soft and pull the skin back then get hard and it will rip, thats what happened to me

put lotion under foreskin and start to slowly puul back then release when it starts to hurt but continue til u can wash ur dick

>squeeze end of foreskin
>piss into foreskin
This stretches naturally with lubrication.

Beware explosion of piss at peak pressure.

>>674387128
Go see a urologist. Great guys. Good service.

>>674387479
no

>>674386185
Go see a doctor and don't listen to these faggots

>>674386185
>how do i fight this?

hmmm good question.

if you fight in a normal stance i would suggest leading with a few quick jabs to test its reflexes and defenses. once you establish that then go for some left right(jab and hook respectively) combos. if it has endurance then keep going until you wear it down and then you get go for the knockout punch.

remember, keep your hands up and if it looks right at your face. like if it looks you in the eyes then you should cover your eyes cause it will try to spit in them to blind you, which would then give it the advantage. you dont want that. you never want to be blind in a cockfight.

Also, if any of its spittle gets in your mouth dont waste energy trying to spit it out. it takes less energy to swallow than to spit.

P.S. if you're a southpaw then just switch the lefts and the rights in my first part.

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>>674386514
It gets bigger when I pull on it.

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How are that big of a retard to met that happen in the first place?

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>>674387423
You'll some dumb mother fuckers

>>674386185
Listen up OP, all my life i itought my dick was normal, couldnt pull the skin at all, hurt like a motherfucker when i fucked a girl because of the skin peeling back, sometimes the skin even ripped when i fapped too much.

was also too shy to get a blowjob cuz my dick smelled like shit.

I found out on /b/'s cut or uncut threads that ii had phimosis, or somewhat of an equivalent. DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT GET CIRCUMSIZED. you can get your dick easily repaired you juste need to

1- Take a hot shower and pull your foreskin as much as possible until it gets a bit uncomfortable keep it pulled for at least 15-20seconds

2- after your shower, make sure your dick is flaccid, take both of your index and pull in an outward motion your foreskin and stretch it out as much as possible, releasing and repeating for about a minute.

Apply non-medicated moisturizing cream on the outskirts of the foreskin after the exercises.

Do this for about 2-3 weeks averyday. You will notice that after a while you will be able the go further back until your foreskin is completely pulled behind the glans. When you reach that stage, your penis will be uncomfortably sensitive and will most likely have alot of smegma around it. clean that shit up even tho it's sensitive pull the skin back to normal after.

To this everytime you go in the shower and your dick will be fine.

Thank me later, Anon

>>674386514
pull just untill that point. But DO NOT rip it.
repeat daily
for few months

done

>>674388505
oh thanks, but i have been doing this (not op btw)
and been fapping for ages and i never found any smegma, and i can pull it back barely behind the glans but it stays stuck there, any tips?

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>>674386185

The only way we can.

>>674388816

your foreskin needs to roll inside out onto itself not just pull it back behind the glans, and when you pull it back to normal, it's supposed to roll-over and cover the glans.

you can have serious glans injuries if your foreskin gets stuck behind the head of your penis, may lead to medical attention or even surgery.

>>674389259
ah thanks thats what i have been doing wrong,
i can pull it back sometimes all the way or just a little above the glans, it doesnt seem to go any futher then that, it also doesnt roll up
thanks tough i wont pull it that far back again

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>>674387078
>foreskin makes great foreplay. Give them a gift to unwrap.
>foreskin