>>674379644
Emma Watson is shit
SHIT

>>674379644
Which one?

>>674379817
opinions and assholes, everyone's got at least one of each

>>674380518
dunno, make a big list

>>674379644
to have sex

>>674381071
This sounds about right

To have my own nice 2 or 1 bedroom apartment.

>>674380669
Incest with future children
Having a working polygamous relationship (though my wife doesn't oppose it)
Anything hermaphrodite related
Stopping time and fucking helpless women
Raping femnazis (within reason, of course)

I'm sure my lost would be longer if I wasn't at work.

2 girls licking my nipples at the same time

anal sex with my sister while lots of little boys urinate on us both

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>>674381380
>Raping femnazis (within reason, of course)
of course

>>674381791

fucking normie.

>>674379644
To lose my virginity.

torturing 11yo Chloe, smashing her teeth out with pliers, that kinda thing

>>674382101
Make a day event with her, preferably outdoors. Make sure you both are feeling comfortable and relaxed, whatever that feels like. Bring some fruit for your journey, at some point have lunch with her (pack some fruit that she enjoys along with yourself. Wash said fruit before its eaten. Wash the fruit again as you realise your hands were dirty when you originally washed it).
Put on some music as you both gouge, music you mutually enjoy.
Take out a joint you had pre rolled (vital part). Ask if she wants to partake, it's very likely she will.
At this point, if the moment is right. Tell her how you feel about her, keep it brief. Make sure you are a little high, just so you have a choice If exiting the thought process instead of being exiled with whatever you said to play on loop as you are high. "I enjoy spending time with you, your variant nature comforts me" or somebullshit
You write the story from there, anon. But what would I know, I'm just a faggot. I wish you all the best anon. If it doesn't work out, well, it isn't the right time in this life, and consider that it may never be the right time.

>>674379644
>engaging in an extreme, consensual gangbang between a curvy,big-brested woman and a dozen of men, fucking her till her womb falls down and both her womb and her anus prolapsed
>continue fucking said prolapsed womb and anus
>stapler/needle/skewer play on her boobs

To actually get laid

>>674381635

that is as awesome as you think.

now imagine one of them tonguing your asshole while the other is sucking your cock. now imagine same thing but you're fucking one with the other tonguing your asshole.

yep, that was my best 3some ever.

>>674382223
Cant even get quads

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>>674382152
Unfortunately although that might work in films in real life non of that would pan out.

>>674381791

that's so normal and common it can hardly be considered a 'fantasy'. geez, come up with something original can"t you?

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Pretty much this.

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be inside my sister's wonb while guys take turns fucking her, she gives birth to me and I slide out covered in strangers' cum and she licks me clean then starts breastfeeding me

To have my nose become a dig and hammering my facedick into girls pussy, like a woodpecker into a tree.
They would call me the pussy picker.

>>674382699
>dig

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sucking a latex clad transexual dominatrix's dick

>>674382152
Can you fucking stop.

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>>674379644
Having sex with a monster girl.

>>674382334
Yeah like at, but with hotter slut. Nobody made my dick harder than Naughty Alysha


Which reminds me, how much do I have to pay for a night of therapy session with her?

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Tubby traps

>>674379644
Seeing my GF gangbanged while I must watch.

>>674381222
to have my own room for a start would be nice
also checked !

>>674382152
I've never read anything even remotely pathetic as your response

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To have Aimee Mann bite my god damn dick off with those big beautiful teeth.

>>674379644
I would die for a hour of wild Sex with my cousin... I have had dreams about her for almost a year now...
But I know that it will never become reality, so I keep fapping to the thought of it

>>674379644
I would die for a hour of wild Sex with my cousin..
I've had dreams about her for almost a year now..
But since it's not going to become reality anytime soon (huge beta fag here) I'll just keep fapping to the thought

Fucking a hot mom but I don't even know how to find any single moms near me, fuck Craigslist.

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I just want to abduct her and forcibly make her eat red meat, cottage cheese, tuna, salmon, whole bread, fruits, vegetables, oatmeal, whole milk and make her do calisthenics and have her jog for six months.
I would then make love to her beautiful nutritioned and fit body that I grew out of an empty husk.

>>674380648

Also noses.

And bellybuttons.

I don't know why you had to choose the most crude part of the human body.